I fucking LOVE countryball. . Okay men, on my count we' re?‘ going over the top! % I fucking LOVE countryball Okay men on my count we' re?‘ going over the top! %
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#2 - ballerfifteen
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(02/24/2013) [-]
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#4 - KayRed
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(02/24/2013) [-]
You mother ******.
#73 - iamchicken
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(02/25/2013) [-]
....I don't get it... i know it's WW1 related but i don't get...
#156 to #73 - fightforfate
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(02/25/2013) [-]
say it in a heavy australin accent
#162 to #73 - anon
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(02/25/2013) [-]
Living in Australia (though I am not an Australian), the joke was easy to understand.
#74 to #73 - mylazy
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(02/25/2013) [-]
The joke has nothing to do with WWI. It is to die (today) vs yeserdai (yesterday). Reread it with that in mind.
#76 to #74 - iamchicken
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(02/25/2013) [-]
Oh i get it now.... thanks.
#104 to #73 - lamaswithhats
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(02/25/2013) [-]
The man asked the Austrailian "Did you come here to die?" Which sounded like "Did you come here today?" the soldier then replied "I came here yesterday" It took me a minute so don't feel dumb.
The man asked the Austrailian "Did you come here to die?" Which sounded like "Did you come here today?" the soldier then replied "I came here yesterday" It took me a minute so don't feel dumb.
#111 to #104 - oneandonlynigger
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(02/25/2013) [-]
Fun fact: "the man" is Canada before it changed its national flag.
#77 to #73 - ghostrollerelite
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(02/25/2013) [-]
this seems better for your reaction
#79 to #77 - iamchicken
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(02/25/2013) [-]
... i already have that one... take this.
#94 - garbleflab
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(02/25/2013) [-]
This is one of the cleverest jokes I've seen on FJ.
This is one of the cleverest jokes I've seen on FJ.
#92 - coolioplasm
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(02/25/2013) [-]
Yes Americans, trust me, we all sound like that. We all DO have the accent. It exists and all.
#118 to #92 - anon
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(02/25/2013) [-]
Well isn't that the thing? We U.S-ers are all fat and rednecks, and you have the accent. roll with the ****** punches man.
#97 to #92 - oishiine
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(02/25/2013) [-]
Last time I spoke with an Australian they made me repeat a bunch of words back to them so they could hear how Americans pronounced things. They kept laughing at my pronunciations and I felt like a fool.
#98 to #97 - coolioplasm
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(02/25/2013) [-]
Judging from TV you guys sound perfectly normal.
#99 to #98 - oishiine
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(02/25/2013) [-]
Personally I like the way Australians speak
#102 to #99 - coolioplasm
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(02/25/2013) [-]
Me too.
Me too.
#114 to #97 - twi ONLINE
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(02/25/2013) [-]
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#145 to #114 - nightmaren
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(02/25/2013) [-]
**** I lol'd at all of these.
#11 - apelsinen
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(02/24/2013) [-]
Req:
Polandball and Voltorb has switched places, ending with Polandball in pokebattle with Charizard.

"Kurwa!"
#12 to #11 - junkinator [OP]
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(02/24/2013) [-]
OP to the rescue!
#46 to #12 - srskate
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(02/25/2013) [-]
Ash, you ******* dumbass, electricity is weak to fire!
#78 to #46 - hewhoepicfails
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(02/25/2013) [-]
I hope you're trolling....
#82 to #78 - srskate
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(02/25/2013) [-]
old habits...
As a kid, I thought basically EVERYTHING was weak to fire.

I still don't understand why flying isnt. I wanna roast me some ****** pidgey.
#88 - wizardblizzard
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(02/25/2013) [-]
To the foreigners who keep saying
Good ai might! or
Good oi

I SWEAR TO ******* GOD ITS G'DAY. HOW HARD IS THAT. G'DAY. NOBODY SAYS GOOD OI. WHAT THE **** IS THAT. HOW MANY TIMES DO WE HAVE TO REMIND YOU. YOU GUYS DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO MAKE ******* VEGEMITE TOAST PROPERLY GODDAMMIT FFS.

/straya rant
#152 to #88 - herpaderpasaur
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(02/25/2013) [-]
it's actually really refreshing to know americans aren't the only ones who hate getting made fun of or misjudged. I love jokes about different countries including my own but it pisses me off when other americans get all butthurt all the time
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#40 to #39 - seniorawesomesauce ONLINE
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(02/25/2013) [-]
Neither are the americans, germans, estonians, brazillians, chinese, japanese, indonesians, Oh, but no french? "LE FRENCH ARE PUSSIES xDDDDDDD"
Neither are the americans, germans, estonians, brazillians, chinese, japanese, indonesians, Oh, but no french? "LE FRENCH ARE PUSSIES xDDDDDDD"
#58 to #40 - peanutbraddle
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(02/25/2013) [-]
sees an opportunity to use his favorite comeback

sees it would make me look like a douche

decides not to give a ****

it's a joke, not a dick, don't take it so hard.
#44 to #40 - pancakedroppings **User deleted account**
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#47 to #44 - seniorawesomesauce ONLINE
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(02/25/2013) [-]
Be more original than that. Yes, it's a joke, a dead, beaten, and overused joke.
#59 to #47 - legaleliminator
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(02/25/2013) [-]
just like everything else on this damn website.
#63 to #59 - anon
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(02/25/2013) [-]
And you're here because....?
No soup for you.
#64 to #63 - legaleliminator
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(02/25/2013) [-]
i'm bored and sometimes i find something that makes my chuckle. (also porn)
#7 - ninjawizards
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(02/24/2013) [-]
Where did you get this joke from?! Was it from Flare Path?
#8 to #7 - junkinator [OP]
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(02/24/2013) [-]
I made a countryball thread last night and got a bunch of funny ****.
#9 to #8 - ninjawizards
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(02/24/2013) [-]
ah ok never mind then. What is countryball?
#10 to #9 - junkinator [OP]
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(02/24/2013) [-]
Its what it sounds like. each country has a ball with their flag on it, and each ball has a personality like their corresponding country.

since polandball sucks, every other countryball makes fun of it.

america is almost always wearing sunglasses because its the most badass country.

< This is my favorite one
#13 to #10 - ninjawizards
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(02/24/2013) [-]
Aaaaah i see. Wondered what that was called. Cheers.
#3 - endface
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(02/24/2013) [-]
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