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4chan. Found whilst browsing /b/. File: 1361 -( 55 KB, 853x468, claw, jpg) FIT: post your beta stories. This happened last night to me we 31 year old virgin (ye

Found whilst browsing /b/

File: 1361 -( 55 KB, 853x468, claw, jpg)
FIT: post your beta stories. This happened last night to me
we 31 year old virgin (yes a wizard)
Mcnally meet a girl who likes me (shes leaker but not complaining at this point)
met to know her a bit mere
whee obviously as desperate as i am
send up in
roshe asks mete kiss her
rd kiss her okay, nevermore it befire but it seemed alright
her boobs
weep feeling her up
ewe both get into the back of herrer (quite a let Kareem there)
roshe takes off her skirt and i pull drjeans and boxer shorts off
was panties en
rim rock hard at this point
were we go, time to lese the virginity
Edie down en top of her
adeath down to put my dick in her
meshing it against her pussy
want find a hole
restart to go red (i blush easily anyway)
distill cant find her ******* hole
eat this point i can feel tomate red
met ene hand ever herbage SC) she cant see me blushing
roshe starts panicking, squirming etc
weep trying to find her hole with my other hand
rd accidently cum befire i can find it
wees all ever her lower belly
distill pressing my hand ever herbage
whee screaming into my hand at this point
rd run out the car and sprint away as fast as i can with underwear en
wwait till it gets backthen sneak heme half naked
so i could use some cheering up ml
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#1 - vycanismajoris (02/24/2013) [-]
**vycanismajoris rolled user iamdusk ** Sick **** .
#2 to #1 - iamdusk (02/24/2013) [-]
no u
#5 - Maroon (02/24/2013) [-]
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User avatar #12 - addictakilla (02/24/2013) [-]
i was lurking this thread.
everyone was feely for OP and his painfully true stories.
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User avatar #14 - fitchy (02/24/2013) [-]
nobody is this sad and pathetic.....calling bs
#20 to #14 - Rascal (02/25/2013) [-]
You're on FJ and you still believe that?
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User avatar #9 - aldheim (02/24/2013) [-]
I am in no way speaking from personal experience, but surely it can't be difficult to find the hole.
#11 to #9 - electro (02/24/2013) [-]
from my very very little experience, it is. Only because the vagina is pretty big, while the hole in the center is small. So youre all over the vagina but keep missing the hole. Like.. a vagina is an atom and the hole is the nucleus
#16 to #11 - Skwurll (02/24/2013) [-]
Protip: Hole is at the bottom, not center.
User avatar #17 to #16 - ktjacobs (02/24/2013) [-]
I used to have trouble but then I learned this awesome trick:
1) Spit on dick and lubricate thoroughly.
2) While applying slight forward pressure, slide dick from clit towards anus.
3) ???????
4) PROFIT.
#15 to #9 - autoxx (02/24/2013) [-]
Once she's wet, no problem but if you are trying to have surprise sex in a La Senza change room it can be difficult.
Not that I would know or anything...
Besides, it's hot when she guides you in with her hand (as opposed to landing lights or a map)
#18 to #9 - Rascal (02/24/2013) [-]
When I first started to have sex with my girlfirend (only had sex a few times before her) I had problems finding the hole and the dick slipping out, but having sex everyday multiple times really makes it easy, I dont know.. the vagina is a weird place but you'll learn it soon enough and you'll know it better than your own penis.
but a tip is to always use lube or spit, it would be retarded spitting on your penis and missing but like put your finger in your mouth and make it wet, rub the clitoris a bit, this will get her wet, thus easier to find her hole. get fingers wet again, find hole with fingers and finger her a bit and locate the hole, insert penis.
User avatar #7 - drcocktail (02/24/2013) [-]
Ha!
User avatar #6 - iforgetwhattosay ONLINE (02/24/2013) [-]
is it that hard to find a ******* hole? if anything, you can ******* look.
#8 to #6 - jiltist ONLINE (02/24/2013) [-]
They were two large people lying on top of each other in the backseat of a motor vehicle. He probably had no room to position himself to look.
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