Christian Love. bless the holy shaft of the lord. Resolved Question Show me another In What does it feel like when Jesus enters you? Ithink I' m ready to let hi Jesus loves You so use lube
x
Click to expand

Christian Love

Christian Love. bless the holy shaft of the lord. Resolved Question Show me another In What does it feel like when Jesus enters you? Ithink I' m ready to let hi

bless the holy shaft of the lord

Resolved Question Show me another In
What does it feel like when Jesus enters you?
Ithink I' m ready to let him come inside of me
3 weeks ago Fl Report Alon
Best Answer - Chosen by Asher
Sometimes, ifyou' re nervous, he may not be able to enter you. Just relax and let him
slide himself into you gently. It may hurt as you stretch to accommodate his holiness.
Then he can entercom again, then again in iteresting motion which then feels really
good.
You are now Christian. If you have never let another prophet or deity enter you before
you may bleed a little as your/ Weiss" or Agnosticism breaks. I suggest lube.
tweeks ego
scipii... -cct
Asker' s Rating: is it it it it
LOL, great answer.
...
  • Recommend tagsx
+109
Views: 8583
Favorited: 8
Submitted: 02/24/2013
Share On Facebook
Add to favorites Subscribe to violentpixi submit to reddit
What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
#2 - finni (02/24/2013) [-]
Something actually funny that mocks Christianity. That's a good OP. Here, have a cookie
User avatar #3 to #2 - violentpixi (02/24/2013) [-]
oh why thank you :D
#4 to #3 - finni (02/24/2013) [-]
Eat it
#5 to #4 - violentpixi (02/24/2013) [-]
this is the only pic i have close to eating.   
   
cookie was a dear family rabbit. he will be missed.
this is the only pic i have close to eating.

cookie was a dear family rabbit. he will be missed.
#6 to #5 - finni (02/24/2013) [-]
It contained a spider in it!
It contained a spider in it!
User avatar #1 - reican ONLINE (02/24/2013) [-]
I feel violated, which give me psychological traumas which result in me killing his friends, nail him to a piece of wood and watch him die slowly.
#7 - Rascal (02/25/2013) [-]
There are an awful lot of religious-beating jokes/posts/threads/comments in FJ (and the sensation that most of the debate, either on one side or the other, comes from US people).
In any case, this lot of bashing not only makes you look like bigots, it also looks like you're trying to overcompensate for something buried in your belief backyard.
tl;dr? Less bashing, more tolerance.
User avatar #8 to #7 - violentpixi (02/25/2013) [-]
I do find it quite hard to tolerate all that Holy Spirit girth in my into my small Athe-gina...
 Friends (0)