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#7 - breakfastlunch (02/24/2013) [-]
("Dad! P-put Mum on the phone.")
("Dad! P-put Mum on the phone.")
#57 - fleszar (02/24/2013) [-]
Violently masturbating
#79 to #57 - tazze (02/24/2013) [-]
violently thumbing you up
violently thumbing you up
#98 - killerblue (02/24/2013) [-]
#13 - semilunarknight (02/24/2013) [-]
Pretty much the summation of what all fathers from funnyjunk will be like. In fact if i ever have a child the first thing I'm going to do is create a facebook account for them and when they're born make their status "I'm gay, lol" just like the cancer I am
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#95 to #27 - John Cena (02/24/2013) [-]
sweet Jesus....
User avatar #112 to #27 - fffffffuuuuuuuuuuu ONLINE (02/24/2013) [-]
Violently Volleyball
User avatar #71 to #27 - joiik (02/24/2013) [-]
photoshop. need i say more?
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User avatar #103 to #71 - wiljones (02/24/2013) [-]
why must you **** all over my dreams
#30 to #27 - genesimmons (02/24/2013) [-]
Nice Thumbnail

Here's a descent one
#86 to #30 - John Cena (02/24/2013) [-]
I would certainly descend on that ass.
#17 - felixjarl ONLINE (02/24/2013) [-]
#106 - blaaken (02/24/2013) [-]
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#74 to #67 - ellenrimbauer (02/24/2013) [-]
Fear the reaper
#135 - Pompano (02/24/2013) [-]
Jesse: To protect the world from devastation

James: To overindulge in masturbation.
Jesse: To denounce the evil of truth and love

James: To give our genitals a mighty tug

Jesse: Jesse

James: Jizz

Jesse: Team Rocket jacks off of at the speed of light

James: Let me see if that asshole is tight

Meowth: Meowth, that's right!
#132 - hairyjonson ONLINE (02/24/2013) [-]
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#118 - IceViper (02/24/2013) [-]
so many asses, which one to fap to?

volleyball players have the best asses
#102 - sulaco (02/24/2013) [-]
2/10 would not bang
User avatar #88 - lordoftheflies (02/24/2013) [-]
I also hear that a lot of girls that play volleyball don't wear underwear when they wear those shorts to avoid panty lines, same goes for those that wear leggings.
#140 to #88 - thehaxthatisrico (02/24/2013) [-]
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#91 to #88 - willisaguy (02/24/2013) [-]
User avatar #109 to #91 - dayasalion (02/24/2013) [-]
> unfortunately
she wants your D
#141 to #109 - willisaguy (02/24/2013) [-]
Lol. if only she did xD
She lives too far away anyway. I met her on an app and met at a concert she's pretty, and cool and **** .

But no she said unfortunately because Its uncomfortable wearing spandex nd underwear. And it would be awkward to wear just spandex. Cause it's a girl thing.
User avatar #92 to #91 - lordoftheflies (02/24/2013) [-]
I didn't say all girls so calm the **** down. And maybe it's just my school.
#108 to #92 - piobaireachd (02/24/2013) [-]
...can I come to your school?
#93 to #92 - willisaguy (02/24/2013) [-]
yeah i know. I'm just bored. She said Its uncomfortable wearing spandex nd underwear. So maybe some do out there, Probably. I'm just so bored.
User avatar #128 to #91 - Dap (02/24/2013) [-]
Your facebook profile picture is a drawing and not of yourself....

You're one of those weird asses
#142 to #128 - willisaguy (02/24/2013) [-]
No. I just don't like pictures of my self. I'm called cute and stuff sometimes but i find it out of pity really. Idk i'm just a pessimistic downer on myself or something. So i have a picture someone drew of me because i pretend my soul is a lamp so someone drew me as a lamp and that's my profile pic.
User avatar #143 to #142 - Dap (02/25/2013) [-]
I say put it as a picture of you with your friends if you have one. Couldn't hurt lol
#145 to #143 - willisaguy (02/25/2013) [-]
That's actually a really good idea. Friday. Get like 4 chicks and take a pic with them. Good idea man idk why i never though of this. I'm friends with so many of them xD

(i'm always friend zoned. Just the guy everyone can trust or whatever :P )
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