Flirting. .. If you were a tree, you would be standing in an eternal summer, your elegant beauty would be unmatched, and in full blossom your splendor you glow like a thousa Flirting If you were a tree would be standing in an eternal summer your elegant beauty unmatched and full blossom splendor glow like thousa
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#10 - massus **User deleted account**
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#21 to #10 - anon
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(02/24/2013) [-]
roll 10
Most relevant roll I've ever seen
#68 to #10 - anon
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(02/24/2013) [-]
Achievement hunter!!!!
#26 to #10 - eccleston
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(02/24/2013) [-]
Good ******* roll, man.
Good ******* roll, man.
#2 - infinitereaper
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(02/24/2013) [-]
If you were a tree, you would be standing in an eternal summer, your elegant beauty would be unmatched, and in full blossom your splendor you glow like a thousand suns. Alas, I am but a humble bumble bee, and I am drawn to you,for you are irresistible, I cannot stray away, I want you now and forever... please do me the honor, of sampling your sweet nectar.   
   
Oh yeah- I'm good.
If you were a tree, you would be standing in an eternal summer, your elegant beauty would be unmatched, and in full blossom your splendor you glow like a thousand suns. Alas, I am but a humble bumble bee, and I am drawn to you,for you are irresistible, I cannot stray away, I want you now and forever... please do me the honor, of sampling your sweet nectar.

Oh yeah- I'm good.
#16 to #2 - anon
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(02/24/2013) [-]
************.jpeg
#42 to #2 - bothemastaofall
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(02/24/2013) [-]
Good. Now say it on the fly
#14 to #2 - SonofChuck
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(02/24/2013) [-]
Wow, I actually felt wooed by that...
#24 to #2 - delivering
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#91 to #2 - RisenLichen
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(02/24/2013) [-]
Now say it to an actual girl.
#100 to #91 - infinitereaper
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(02/24/2013) [-]
I... I couldn't do that.
I... I couldn't do that.
#101 to #100 - infinitereaper
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#17 to #2 - raspoetin ONLINE
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(02/24/2013) [-]
I am swoon.    
   
Please sex me now.
I am swoon.

Please sex me now.
#23 to #17 - chexmex
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(02/24/2013) [-]
Wax is hilarious!
#13 to #2 - iFail ONLINE
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(02/24/2013) [-]
If you were a tree, you would be standing in an eternal summer, your elegant beauty would be unmatched, and in full blossom your splendor you glow like a thousand suns. Alas, I am but a humble bumble bee, and I am drawn to you,for you are irresistible, I cannot stray away, I want you now and forever... please do me the honor, of sampling your sweet nectar.
If you were a tree, and I was a dog. I'd definitely piss all over your feet with pride and not think twice about it.
#49 - flashlight
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(02/24/2013) [-]
"If you were a tree, you would be a good tree"
#57 to #49 - jokeface
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(02/24/2013) [-]
Idk, trees usually have branches.
#32 - nighthawxx
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(02/24/2013) [-]
my pickup line
my pickup line
#90 to #32 - jcmckinnie
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(02/24/2013) [-]
Do you happen to have the part where he says "the easy way or the hard way"?
#103 to #90 - nighthawxx
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(02/24/2013) [-]
nope nut I got this one
#106 to #103 - jcmckinnie
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(02/25/2013) [-]
That's good too. Thanks.
#76 - animepsycchosecond
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(02/24/2013) [-]
**animepsycchosecond rolled a random image posted in comment #28 at Blow Me ** MFW I try to flirt
#82 to #76 - paulthehero
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(02/24/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#79 to #76 - mythichyphen
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(02/24/2013) [-]
Saved for my Fap-Folder. I thank you.
#81 to #79 - animepsycchosecond
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(02/24/2013) [-]
don't thank me, thank the roll gods
#84 to #76 - paulthehero
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(02/24/2013) [-]
DAMMIT I Told Marceline not to upload that!
DAMMIT I Told Marceline not to upload that!
#47 - sweetellie
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(02/24/2013) [-]
I just don't flirt. I'm awkward enough just talking normally.
I just don't flirt. I'm awkward enough just talking normally.
#25 - delivering
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(02/24/2013) [-]
Oh, y-you think I'd make a good tree?   
   
T-thank you...v-very much...
Oh, y-you think I'd make a good tree?

T-thank you...v-very much...
#55 to #25 - huchkizz
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#22 - semilunarknight
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#12 - dalokan
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(02/24/2013) [-]
If you were a tree...

You would make me hard wood
#6 - paraptor
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