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#2 - fuzzieboy
Reply +279
(02/23/2013) [-]
Fixed it.
#3 to #2 - tyrannosauris
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(02/23/2013) [-]
beat me to it
#55 to #3 - Slicernicer
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(02/24/2013) [-]
Fuzzieboy beat me to it and then tyrannosauris beat me to being beaten to it.
#17 to #2 - wildditto
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(02/23/2013) [-]
True story
#312 to #2 - highnhorney
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(02/24/2013) [-]
**highnhorney rolled a random image posted in comment #104 at This is why we cant have nice things ** haha you made a funny
#225 to #2 - andnowducks
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(02/24/2013) [-]
I have some serious British logic
Before they found out it was horse.
"Yum, this beef is delicious."
Then when they found out
"OMG THIS HORSE IS DISGUSTING!"
#260 to #225 - anon
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(02/24/2013) [-]
Plus, I can think of anything better than horse meat pasta for working out.
#316 to #260 - andnowducks
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(02/24/2013) [-]
Well what would you say if you didn't know it was horse?
#6 - noket
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(02/23/2013) [-]
#49 - xtnega ONLINE
Reply +184
(02/24/2013) [-]
Dude, I'm a New Zealander, and this is offensive.

We **** sheep, not cows.
#305 to #49 - redorbit
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(02/24/2013) [-]
hell no, your font is blue.



*someone please get this*
#181 to #49 - simfar
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(02/24/2013) [-]
do you find you get on well with the Welsh?
#83 to #49 - cadencee
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(02/24/2013) [-]
I am a New Zealander and I can confirm this.
#165 to #83 - ironwrath
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(02/24/2013) [-]
I am sheep and I can confirm that I am indeed ****** by New Zealanders.
#95 to #83 - pewpewmagic
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(02/24/2013) [-]
Thrice I am chanted the third (me)
#14 - amil
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(02/23/2013) [-]
A JAPANESE CORPORATION:
You have two cows. You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk. You then create clever cow cartoon images called Cowkimon and market them World-Wide.
#22 to #14 - simplescience
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(02/24/2013) [-]
#182 to #22 - simfar
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(02/24/2013) [-]
#152 to #14 - errdayimfjing
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(02/24/2013) [-]
In the anime the cow grows tentacles and starts raping school girls. The end.
#81 to #14 - Loopholes
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(02/24/2013) [-]
More like, you have two cows, they are women.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=IAxzpTX8aHw
#111 to #81 - AudaciousBS
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(02/24/2013) [-]
How does this not have more thumbs?
#59 - MrPadre
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(02/24/2013) [-]
A Canadian Corporation:
You are sorry for having 2 cows
#65 to #59 - urghseventysix
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(02/24/2013) [-]
Clever bastard
#162 to #65 - MrPadre
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(02/24/2013) [-]
A-thank you
#80 - famouswillqc **User deleted account**
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(02/24/2013) [-]
Nazism - You have two cows. The state takes both and shoots you.
Surrealism - You have two giraffes. The government requires you to take harmonica lessons.

German corporation- You have two cows. You re-engineer them so they live for 100 years, eat once a month, an milk themselves.

Russian corporation- you have two cows. you count them and learn you have five cows. you count them again and learn you have 42 cows. you stop counting and open another bottle of vodka.

Japanese corporation. you have two cows. You redesign them so they are one-tenth of the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk. You then create a clever cow cartoon called ''Cowkimon'' and market it worldwide.
#94 to #80 - anon
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(02/24/2013) [-]
Nazi's are Fascists
#98 to #94 - famouswillqc **User deleted account**
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(02/24/2013) [-]
Nazism is a form of fascism, but fascism isn't Nazism.
#160 to #80 - armenhart
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(02/24/2013) [-]
thanks for putting these in, i was wondering where the rest were. i hadn't heard to surrealism one though, still good
#104 to #80 - basicargentinian
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(02/24/2013) [-]
Nazism - You have two cows, the government takes them from you but puts you in charge of their production. You smuggle jews in milk cartons.
#92 to #80 - garagesale **User deleted account**
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#24 - jeminuzback **User deleted account**
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(02/24/2013) [-]
a Mexican corporation
you have 2 cows.
One is been kept a hostage by a drug cartel and the other one is working in San Diego
#60 to #24 - Kaalevv
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(02/24/2013) [-]
I'm mexican, and that is funny
#70 - fourtwentt
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(02/24/2013) [-]
mfw i have 2 cows that i worship
#221 - harbingerwolf
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(02/24/2013) [-]
Had to be done...
#56 - urghseventysix
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(02/24/2013) [-]
Wat.
#63 to #56 - anon
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(02/24/2013) [-]
did you not see the rest of that part? its a joke about credit, you can spend and buy more than you can actually have. You only have 2 but sell credit of three... yadda yadda... a company now owns 9 cows but only 2 exist
#64 to #63 - urghseventysix
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(02/24/2013) [-]
Ah, thank you heartily