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#6 - noket (02/23/2013) [-]
User avatar #59 - MrPadre (02/24/2013) [-]
A Canadian Corporation:
You are sorry for having 2 cows
#65 to #59 - urghseventysix (02/24/2013) [-]
Clever bastard
#162 to #65 - MrPadre (02/24/2013) [-]
A-thank you
User avatar #49 - xtnega (02/24/2013) [-]
Dude, I'm a New Zealander, and this is offensive.

We **** sheep, not cows.
User avatar #305 to #49 - redorbit (02/24/2013) [-]
hell no, your font is blue.



*someone please get this*
User avatar #181 to #49 - simfar (02/24/2013) [-]
do you find you get on well with the Welsh?
User avatar #83 to #49 - cadencee (02/24/2013) [-]
I am a New Zealander and I can confirm this.
User avatar #165 to #83 - ironwrath (02/24/2013) [-]
I am sheep and I can confirm that I am indeed ****** by New Zealanders.
#95 to #83 - pewpewmagic (02/24/2013) [-]
Thrice I am chanted the third (me)
#2 - fuzzieboy (02/23/2013) [-]
Fixed it.
#312 to #2 - highnhorney (02/24/2013) [-]
**highnhorney rolled a random image posted in comment #104 at This is why we cant have nice things ** haha you made a funny
User avatar #3 to #2 - tyrannosauris (02/23/2013) [-]
beat me to it
#55 to #3 - Slicernicer (02/24/2013) [-]
Fuzzieboy beat me to it and then tyrannosauris beat me to being beaten to it.
User avatar #17 to #2 - wildditto (02/23/2013) [-]
True story
User avatar #225 to #2 - andnowducks (02/24/2013) [-]
I have some serious British logic
Before they found out it was horse.
"Yum, this beef is delicious."
Then when they found out
"OMG THIS HORSE IS DISGUSTING!"
#260 to #225 - anon (02/24/2013) [-]
Plus, I can think of anything better than horse meat pasta for working out.
User avatar #316 to #260 - andnowducks (02/24/2013) [-]
Well what would you say if you didn't know it was horse?
#221 - harbingerwolf (02/24/2013) [-]
Had to be done...
#63 to #56 - anon (02/24/2013) [-]
did you not see the rest of that part? its a joke about credit, you can spend and buy more than you can actually have. You only have 2 but sell credit of three... yadda yadda... a company now owns 9 cows but only 2 exist
#64 to #63 - urghseventysix (02/24/2013) [-]
Ah, thank you heartily
User avatar #75 - pulluspardus (02/24/2013) [-]
"Redneck corproration.
You have two cows, one of them your sister and the other is your wife"
User avatar #79 to #75 - jeminuzback **User deleted account** (02/24/2013) [-]
and you **** both
User avatar #14 - amil (02/23/2013) [-]
A JAPANESE CORPORATION:
You have two cows. You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk. You then create clever cow cartoon images called Cowkimon and market them World-Wide.
User avatar #152 to #14 - errdayimfjing (02/24/2013) [-]
In the anime the cow grows tentacles and starts raping school girls. The end.
User avatar #81 to #14 - Loopholes (02/24/2013) [-]
More like, you have two cows, they are women.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=IAxzpTX8aHw
User avatar #111 to #81 - AudaciousBS (02/24/2013) [-]
How does this not have more thumbs?
#167 - klondikemonster (02/24/2013) [-]
You have one chicken and one cow... You make a television cartoon
User avatar #172 to #167 - binomancha (02/24/2013) [-]
momma had a chicken momma had a cow!
dad was proud
he didnt care how
+1
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User avatar #24 - jeminuzback **User deleted account** (02/24/2013) [-]
a Mexican corporation
you have 2 cows.
One is been kept a hostage by a drug cartel and the other one is working in San Diego
#60 to #24 - Kaalevv (02/24/2013) [-]
I'm mexican, and that is funny
#271 - finni (02/24/2013) [-]
Dat MS Paint skill
#101 - trojanmannn (02/24/2013) [-]
hue
User avatar #10 - foelkera ONLINE (02/23/2013) [-]
A nigerian corporation:

You claim to be a deposed prince who needs to move 50,000,000,000 cows to america, and say that if someone lets you borrow the keys to their pasture, you'll give them 5,000,000.
+13
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#249 to #211 - alhemicar (02/24/2013) [-]
He deleted his blue-username acount an hour ago for no reason?!

I can't brain...
User avatar #266 to #249 - Loppytaffy (02/24/2013) [-]
Blue username accounts are pre-apocolypse, right?
#250 to #249 - anon (02/24/2013) [-]
maybe he lost a roll game and holds on to the promise to delete his account if he loses like a real men?
User avatar #80 - famouswillqc **User deleted account** (02/24/2013) [-]
Nazism - You have two cows. The state takes both and shoots you.
Surrealism - You have two giraffes. The government requires you to take harmonica lessons.

German corporation- You have two cows. You re-engineer them so they live for 100 years, eat once a month, an milk themselves.

Russian corporation- you have two cows. you count them and learn you have five cows. you count them again and learn you have 42 cows. you stop counting and open another bottle of vodka.

Japanese corporation. you have two cows. You redesign them so they are one-tenth of the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk. You then create a clever cow cartoon called ''Cowkimon'' and market it worldwide.
User avatar #160 to #80 - armenhart (02/24/2013) [-]
thanks for putting these in, i was wondering where the rest were. i hadn't heard to surrealism one though, still good
#94 to #80 - anon (02/24/2013) [-]
Nazi's are Fascists
User avatar #98 to #94 - famouswillqc **User deleted account** (02/24/2013) [-]
Nazism is a form of fascism, but fascism isn't Nazism.
User avatar #104 to #80 - basicargentinian (02/24/2013) [-]
Nazism - You have two cows, the government takes them from you but puts you in charge of their production. You smuggle jews in milk cartons.
+6
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#35 - hauntzor (02/24/2013) [-]
I read the first couple in this content and thought "oh look, OP is a butthurt 14 year old faggot who thinks he knows how governments should work"   
   
Then I kept reading and was glad to see some humorous ones.
I read the first couple in this content and thought "oh look, OP is a butthurt 14 year old faggot who thinks he knows how governments should work"

Then I kept reading and was glad to see some humorous ones.
User avatar #154 - payseht (02/24/2013) [-]
Romanian Corporation
You have two horses. You sell them to the UK and claim they are two cows.
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User avatar #157 to #154 - swittig (02/24/2013) [-]
The UK calls you a gypsy and kills your horses in front of you
#97 - anon (02/24/2013) [-]
Stalinism: You have two cows. The government arbitrarily charges you with a crime and sends you off to the gulags. Your cows are confiscated.
User avatar #308 - TacoTacoMan (02/24/2013) [-]
In Soviet Russia: You have two cows, they milk you
#70 - fourtwentt ONLINE (02/24/2013) [-]
mfw i have 2 cows that i worship
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