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#2 - fuzzieboy (02/23/2013) [+] (7 replies)
Fixed it.
#6 - noket (02/23/2013) [-]
User avatar #49 - xtnega (02/24/2013) [+] (5 replies)
Dude, I'm a New Zealander, and this is offensive.

We **** sheep, not cows.
User avatar #14 - amil (02/23/2013) [+] (7 replies)
A JAPANESE CORPORATION:
You have two cows. You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk. You then create clever cow cartoon images called Cowkimon and market them World-Wide.
User avatar #59 - MrPadre (02/24/2013) [+] (2 replies)
A Canadian Corporation:
You are sorry for having 2 cows
User avatar #80 - famouswillqc **User deleted account** (02/24/2013) [+] (5 replies)
Nazism - You have two cows. The state takes both and shoots you.
Surrealism - You have two giraffes. The government requires you to take harmonica lessons.

German corporation- You have two cows. You re-engineer them so they live for 100 years, eat once a month, an milk themselves.

Russian corporation- you have two cows. you count them and learn you have five cows. you count them again and learn you have 42 cows. you stop counting and open another bottle of vodka.

Japanese corporation. you have two cows. You redesign them so they are one-tenth of the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk. You then create a clever cow cartoon called ''Cowkimon'' and market it worldwide.
User avatar #75 - pulluspardus (02/24/2013) [+] (2 replies)
"Redneck corproration.
You have two cows, one of them your sister and the other is your wife"
User avatar #24 - jeminuzback **User deleted account** (02/24/2013) [+] (1 reply)
a Mexican corporation
you have 2 cows.
One is been kept a hostage by a drug cartel and the other one is working in San Diego
#70 - fourtwentt ONLINE (02/24/2013) [-]
mfw i have 2 cows that i worship
User avatar #13 - TheMather ONLINE (02/23/2013) [+] (5 replies)
Socialism should rather be:
You have two cows. You breed them with your neighbor's bull and split the calves between yourselves and the less fortunate.
#16 to #13 - xxxsonic fanxxx (02/23/2013) [-]
>implying the post isn't biased as ****
#221 - harbingerwolf (02/24/2013) [-]
Had to be done...
#56 - urghseventysix (02/24/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Wat.
#35 - hauntzor (02/24/2013) [-]
I read the first couple in this content and thought "oh look, OP is a butthurt 14 year old faggot who thinks he knows how governments should work"   
   
Then I kept reading and was glad to see some humorous ones.
I read the first couple in this content and thought "oh look, OP is a butthurt 14 year old faggot who thinks he knows how governments should work"

Then I kept reading and was glad to see some humorous ones.
#167 - klondikemonster (02/24/2013) [+] (2 replies)
You have one chicken and one cow... You make a television cartoon
#51 - davidavidson (02/24/2013) [-]
Does someone want to tell me why there is a lack of ginger slurs and jokes on this post?
Does someone want to tell me why there is a lack of ginger slurs and jokes on this post?
#271 - finni (02/24/2013) [-]
Dat MS Paint skill
#101 - trojanmannn (02/24/2013) [-]
hue
User avatar #10 - foelkera ONLINE (02/23/2013) [+] (1 reply)
A nigerian corporation:

You claim to be a deposed prince who needs to move 50,000,000,000 cows to america, and say that if someone lets you borrow the keys to their pasture, you'll give them 5,000,000.
#11 - midnightdove (02/23/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Fixed
User avatar #1 - hongkong ONLINE (02/23/2013) [+] (1 reply)
You forgot the Russian one:
you have 2 cows but count 4. You count again and get 5 cows. You count one more time and get 7 cows. You stop counting and open another bottle of Vodka.
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