best flight ever. ill be honest, found on 4chan. So my Flight was inexplicably delayed. The airport called my phone and told me that the my ht was going to depa
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best flight ever

best flight ever. ill be honest, found on 4chan. So my Flight was inexplicably delayed. The airport called my phone and told me that the my ht was going to depa

ill be honest, found on 4chan

So my Flight was inexplicably delayed. The airport called my
phone and told me that the my ht was going to depart 3 hours
later than originally planned. Apparently I was the only one to
receive that phone call because I was the only one to show up m
the later my ht. Everyone else was put on to other thights., The en
res ‘ t... |' r' n the only ************ on the plane [besides the High
attendant who is blaring Metallica over the FA after doing the
most hilariously manimal safety brief' ing),
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st; -and an others like this.
Aweesome :)
3 hours aayo .Like
Crazy town!
3 hours ago - Like
The pilot keeps asking, ‘are you ready to
******* fly?!?" hahaha this is amazing
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#90 - veryspecialagent ONLINE (02/23/2013) [-]
And then the plane crashes
User avatar #21 - toughactintinactin (02/23/2013) [-]
Contrailing faster!
Obey your Master!
There's nothing faster!
Obey your master!

Pilot of planes is steering the ship!
Twisting the skies, producing lift!
Fasten your belts, departure time!
Get on this plane, your first in line!
FLYING FLYING
Get on this plane your first in line!
FLYING FLYING
(Really hard down picking riff)
User avatar #70 to #21 - mitchellking (02/23/2013) [-]
James is like all down picking. It's amazing.
User avatar #84 to #70 - toughactintinactin (02/23/2013) [-]
It's a bitch, i can play it to speed all down picking but not for too long. I don't know how those guys played it every night for an entire tour.
#34 to #21 - wilfredfanforever (02/23/2013) [-]
Bravo Sir.
Bravo Sir.
#39 to #21 - anon (02/23/2013) [-]
So call me maybe
#41 to #21 - blokrokker (02/23/2013) [-]
YOU DESERVE ALL THIS AND MORE
#52 - BigSammy (02/23/2013) [-]
ARE YOU READY TO 			*******		 FLY?!?!
ARE YOU READY TO ******* FLY?!?!
#49 - algonquin (02/23/2013) [-]
thank god you were not a terrorist or that would have been 9/11 all over again, but like, 5,000 times easier
#85 - ironwrath (02/23/2013) [-]
I still prefer Air-Pig travel...
I still prefer Air-Pig travel...
User avatar #89 to #85 - iphoneguy (02/23/2013) [-]
**** yeah kiershar
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User avatar #51 to #9 - daentraya (02/23/2013) [-]
How do you make arrows?
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User avatar #151 to #150 - daentraya (02/24/2013) [-]
Oh now i remember these. Is it possible to type entirely using alt codes?
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#79 - jacklane (02/23/2013) [-]
I also don't mind the repost, still must call OP a faget
User avatar #105 to #79 - dtwomutant (02/23/2013) [-]
i bet he kisses girls, faget
#7 - mattdoggy (02/23/2013) [-]
Had this happen to me as a kid (just me, bro, and my dad were on the plane)
I got to go up into the cockpit and look out the front (scary as hell) and the pilots told me about all the buttons
At the end of the flight he even let me sit in his seat, wear his hat, and got my picture taken with him.
Best trip ever
#119 to #7 - archiehicox (02/24/2013) [-]
"Have you ever seen a grown man naked"

This is all that was going through my head whilst reading this
#46 - curtisbentley (02/23/2013) [-]
The last time this was posted everyone was going on about 			*******		 the flight attendants.   
   
Huh.   
   
Well.   
   
I'd 			****		 the flight attendants.
The last time this was posted everyone was going on about ******* the flight attendants.

Huh.

Well.

I'd **** the flight attendants.
#58 to #46 - TardytheTurtle (02/23/2013) [-]
I'm sure he would enjoy it too
#106 to #58 - curtisbentley (02/23/2013) [-]
**curtisbentley rolled a random image posted in comment #69 at Inspiration ** Jokes on you pal.

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User avatar #107 to #106 - curtisbentley (02/23/2013) [-]
I'm post op.
User avatar #114 to #107 - TardytheTurtle (02/24/2013) [-]
no, you're curtisbentley
#15 - jmezfm (02/23/2013) [-]
The ******* things I'd do if I were on a plan alone.
#69 - anon (02/23/2013) [-]
You're dying and your family put this together for you.
#96 - xxospreyxx (02/23/2013) [-]
<- To everyone complaining it's a repost, it's still funny as **** .
User avatar #86 - olisaurus (02/23/2013) [-]
A THUMB FOR THE HONEST OP!
#55 - anon (02/23/2013) [-]
nice plot for a pornmovie
#71 - mrdrpage (02/23/2013) [-]
ARE YOU READY TO 			*******		 FLY, FOX?
ARE YOU READY TO ******* FLY, FOX?
User avatar #99 - fadetometallica (02/23/2013) [-]
There have not been many times in my life that I have been this ******* jealous.
#118 - legodude (02/24/2013) [-]
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