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User avatar #1 - iamthou (02/23/2013) [-]
As a mormon at one of the LDS colleges.....this is extremely and sadly accurate.
#12 to #1 - lolzordz (02/23/2013) [-]
think about it. if they get THAT excited over little things, maybe its actually good regardless of what other people think....?    
   
or maybe im just being a fag? am i being a fag?   
im being a fag..
think about it. if they get THAT excited over little things, maybe its actually good regardless of what other people think....?

or maybe im just being a fag? am i being a fag?
im being a fag..
User avatar #13 to #12 - iamthou (02/23/2013) [-]
well thats how most LDS students think about it. The ones like me who arent exactly the best morally see it as naive or faggish or w/e. but it is what it is.
#3 to #1 - putridgrim (02/23/2013) [-]
According to pornography it is inaccurate.
User avatar #4 to #3 - iamthou (02/23/2013) [-]
cause ya know, porn is the most accurate thing ever!
User avatar #14 to #1 - zoltardify (02/23/2013) [-]
drop 10 hits of acid in their punch... enjoy :D
User avatar #16 to #14 - iamthou (02/23/2013) [-]
then in 10 years, tell your kids "thats how i met your mother"
#26 to #16 - xpeh (02/24/2013) [-]
Mothers*
User avatar #10 to #1 - retardedboss (02/23/2013) [-]
I read that as LSD. I was very confused.
User avatar #6 - masterchiefawesome (02/23/2013) [-]
Story time!
> Had mormon neighbor bout 4 years ago
> 5 kids
> youngest was noah, pretty cool kid, 2 years younger than me
> went over there a lot with next door neighbor friend
> mostly played Nazi zombies with Noah
> **** was cash
> never ate there because all they had was ****** diet hipster-brand cola (post related), cereal that ALWAYS tasted stale, and super ****** organic snacks
> one day Noah says he wants to show us something
> surewhynot.jpg
> we go into his parent's room
> He pulls a flimsy cardboard box out from under the bed
> His dad's ************* shotgun!
> SPAS-12 if i remember correctly
> ************* !.jpg
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User avatar #33 to #32 - exarzero (03/04/2013) [-]
Don't click the link I was being a dick.
#7 to #6 - masterchiefawesome (02/23/2013) [-]
> try to move the focus away from high-powered weapon
> see cool looking blue thing on the dresser
> looks like a pistol, but with a super thick barrel and no hammer
> Think it's a nerf gun or some **** because i was 12
> "hey Noah, check it out..."
> Noah doesn't know what it is
> we decide to test it, can't see any rounds so we assume it's not dangerous
> Noah puts a heavy jacket on and says to shoot him in the back
> 12 year old me doesn't see anything wrong with this scenario
> point at his back, pull trigger
> stream of brown liquid shoots out of barrel and hits him in the back
> he cries out in pain
> lolwut
> everything smells like garlic and pepper
> lolwut
> turns out it was military-issue mace spray
> why the dad had mace in a flamboyantly coloured canister with no safety just hangin out, unsupervised with his high-powered shotgun escapes me
> put mace canister back where i found it
> thankfully i was a quick-thinking 12 year old
> we throw the maced coat and shirt in the wash and try to sooth the rash on Noah's back with dish soap in a wet paper towel
> we all swear not to talk about it
>MFW i didn't get in trouble and kept going over to his house to play nazi zombies and eat ****** snacks
> TL:DR i maced my mormon neighbor for showing me a shotgun
#8 to #7 - masterchiefawesome (02/23/2013) [-]
This was the mace canister, minus the wording on the grip
#22 to #7 - anon (02/23/2013) [-]
I am a Mormon and I can confirm this, because every member owns 50 guns.
User avatar #29 to #22 - iamthou (02/24/2013) [-]
cause last time we went unarmed we were chased out of the east coast
#15 - TripleCarbon (02/23/2013) [-]
Goddammit I read it as "Mormon Fart Parties"
User avatar #2 - sarmor (02/23/2013) [-]
This is quite true -_-
User avatar #9 - skycaptain (02/23/2013) [-]
Being a Mormon, this post is hilarious
#21 to #9 - anon (02/23/2013) [-]
I saw this while baptizing the dead while taking shots of milk and not having pre-maritial sex.


....and I'm a Mormon
User avatar #11 to #9 - giveupnow (02/23/2013) [-]
Same here.
User avatar #17 to #11 - iamthou (02/23/2013) [-]
ditto
#18 to #17 - ShadowOfSkorm (02/23/2013) [-]
Ex mormon of 19 years lolz
User avatar #19 to #18 - iamthou (02/23/2013) [-]
semi-active mormon enrolled at one of the colleges
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