Shrek is god. . Gingerbread Man ( Sat) 16: 51 No. 844 to gamestop my 15th copy of Shreks on PSA which I was going to use as a spare for my third spare mman at t
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Shrek is god

Gingerbread Man ( Sat) 16: 51 No. 844
to gamestop
my 15th copy of Shreks on PSA which I was going to use as a spare for my third spare
mman at the counter tells me that Ralph is better than Shrek
Hell him to take it back
takes out a copy of ralph and rubs it on his dick
H fall to my knees and scream 'Shrek is E. Shrek is life/
looks confused
spuddenly the aromatic smell of onions begins to fill the store
Crashes through the door and beats the cashier to death with Donkey
cashier screams in pain
Get ogre it faggot' says Shrek
Go on Maddy' he continues All is right'
Thank you, Shrek'
e I wink
bends me outer and sticks his giant ogresized eshrekt penis in my ass
H want to please Shrek
I know I as Swimming in Onion smelling, ogre cum
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Submitted: 02/22/2013
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#70 - elmoose **User deleted account** (02/23/2013) [+] (4 replies)
**elmoose rolls 00**
#2 - instalation ONLINE (02/23/2013) [+] (4 replies)
At this point I'm scared to thumb down Shrek posts, or skip.
At this point I'm scared to thumb down Shrek posts, or skip.
#4 - weinerdick (02/23/2013) [+] (2 replies)
#1 - thegermanone ONLINE (02/23/2013) [+] (1 reply)
those simply never get old
#128 - allion (02/23/2013) [+] (2 replies)
>3 years ago
>another depressing day concludes
>going to bed
>put out my ear molded wax candles
>pray to my lord and saviour (shrek)
>stare at shrek poster on the ceiling, trying to cry myself to sleep
>suddenly feel a gentle embrace from behind
>feel the layers of lips kissing me on my neck
>omg shrek's laying in my bed
>he asks what's wrong
>I tell him my life's dreck
>we talk about our feelings all night
>then he sings me to sleep
>"somewhere, ogre the rainbow..."
>I fall asleep to Shrek's angel-like voice
>next morning
>there's an onion under my pillow

I kept that onion with me for the last 3 years and it always gave me strength and confidence when I needed them most
#105 - emac (02/23/2013) [+] (4 replies)
Does anyone remember the Shrek 2 video game?

It was actually ******* awesome.
User avatar #148 - CapnInterwebz (02/23/2013) [+] (4 replies)
Every shrek post ever:

>in random situation
>shrek is love, shrek is life
>"no"
>shrek murders someone
>*ogre pun*
>shrek ***** person
>*ogre pun*
>shrek is love, shrek is life
#138 - beyondnonsense (02/23/2013) [+] (1 reply)
#16 - maxeee (02/23/2013) [-]
SHREK IS LOVE SHREK IS LIVE!!!!
#175 - Cleavland Steamer (02/23/2013) [-]
Shrek-it ralph
User avatar #150 - anthraxpotato (02/23/2013) [-]
i find these jokes so retarded , is shrek was indeed god the-

wait... why does it smells like onions in here
#44 - maddboiy (02/23/2013) [+] (1 reply)
#8 - anonymous (02/23/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Shrek sucks.
This bandwagon may be the stupidest one I've ever seen.
User avatar #9 to #8 - rel (02/23/2013) [-]
TAKE THAT BACK
SHREK IS LOVE, SHREK IS LIFE
#137 - vegetatheprince (02/23/2013) [+] (3 replies)
These Shrek posts are becoming more frequent.... this could be..... problematic.
These Shrek posts are becoming more frequent.... this could be..... problematic.
User avatar #54 - Silver Quantum ONLINE (02/23/2013) [+] (2 replies)
"beats cashier to death"
"cashier screams in pain"


wut
#40 - wanicochil (02/23/2013) [+] (2 replies)
I don't know where this Shrek thing came from

I don't think I want to know

But it really stopped being funny a while a go for me, it is just silly now
#21 - zeniix (02/23/2013) [+] (1 reply)
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#99 - Griffinwish (02/23/2013) [-]
SHERK IS LUV, SHERK IS LYF.
#20 - dalokan (02/23/2013) [+] (3 replies)
#11 - iamtheblackgoat (02/23/2013) [-]
To the three faggots that have thus far commented that Shrek posts are getting old...
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