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Shrek is god

Gingerbread Man ( Sat) 16: 51 No. 844
to gamestop
my 15th copy of Shreks on PSA which I was going to use as a spare for my third spare
mman at the counter tells me that Ralph is better than Shrek
Hell him to take it back
takes out a copy of ralph and rubs it on his dick
H fall to my knees and scream 'Shrek is E. Shrek is life/
looks confused
spuddenly the aromatic smell of onions begins to fill the store
Crashes through the door and beats the cashier to death with Donkey
cashier screams in pain
Get ogre it faggot' says Shrek
Go on Maddy' he continues All is right'
Thank you, Shrek'
e I wink
bends me outer and sticks his giant ogresized eshrekt penis in my ass
H want to please Shrek
I know I as Swimming in Onion smelling, ogre cum
home
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Shrek yeall'
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#2 - instalation ONLINE (02/23/2013) [-]
At this point I'm scared to thumb down Shrek posts, or skip.
At this point I'm scared to thumb down Shrek posts, or skip.
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User avatar #184 to #46 - infamoustrapper (02/23/2013) [-]
he hasnt commented since this comment. poor guy
#204 to #184 - thereasonableperso (02/23/2013) [-]
Hes raping my an-
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#70 - elmoose **User deleted account** (02/23/2013) [-]
**elmoose rolls 00**
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#258 to #70 - ninjabaconone (02/24/2013) [-]
Shrek is life shrek is love
User avatar #109 to #70 - ferbisboy (02/23/2013) [-]
check yourself before you shrek yourself
#166 to #109 - jokerbit (02/23/2013) [-]
big ogres in your ass is bad for your health
User avatar #189 to #4 - ishimaru (02/23/2013) [-]
When I was a kid, I would play the GameBoy game that pic is from all the time! Shrek: Fairy Tale Freakdown. Shrek is love, Shrek is life.
#5 to #4 - weinerdick (02/23/2013) [-]
ALSO related
#175 - Cleavland Steamer (02/23/2013) [-]
Shrek-it ralph
User avatar #150 - anthraxpotato (02/23/2013) [-]
i find these jokes so retarded , is shrek was indeed god the-

wait... why does it smells like onions in here
#105 - emac (02/23/2013) [-]
Does anyone remember the Shrek 2 video game?

It was actually ******* awesome.
User avatar #156 to #105 - kgfsjholis (02/23/2013) [-]
One of my favorite video games to this day from my childhood. Right after Legend of Zelda and Pokemon of course.
User avatar #106 to #105 - thatsnotmyname (02/23/2013) [-]
it was actually great...
#158 to #105 - nexuser (02/23/2013) [-]
I found my old ps2 games to bring round to me friends house as he found is old ps2, and as his door opened I held the shrek 2 case to my face and shouted 'YOU BETTER CHECK YOURSELF BEFORE YOU SHREK YOURSELF'

His mum was the one who answered the door, and she was slightly scared...
#136 to #105 - doctorhorrible (02/23/2013) [-]
"why is armor so useless" - a knight from the game
#1 - thegermanone ONLINE (02/23/2013) [-]
those simply never get old
#245 to #1 - anon (02/23/2013) [-]
actually its not funny at all. i swear this site is ******* horrible.
#147 to #138 - rockinstrockin (02/23/2013) [-]
Shrek is the only way.
#128 - allion (02/23/2013) [-]
>3 years ago
>another depressing day concludes
>going to bed
>put out my ear molded wax candles
>pray to my lord and saviour (shrek)
>stare at shrek poster on the ceiling, trying to cry myself to sleep
>suddenly feel a gentle embrace from behind
>feel the layers of lips kissing me on my neck
>omg shrek's laying in my bed
>he asks what's wrong
>I tell him my life's dreck
>we talk about our feelings all night
>then he sings me to sleep
>"somewhere, ogre the rainbow..."
>I fall asleep to Shrek's angel-like voice
>next morning
>there's an onion under my pillow

I kept that onion with me for the last 3 years and it always gave me strength and confidence when I needed them most
#250 to #128 - anon (02/23/2013) [-]
>"now he's came back with the head of the dreaded fluttershy of the brony clan and shall kill all other fandoms
#177 to #128 - anon (02/23/2013) [-]
So he didn't rape you?
He doesn't love you.
#49 to #44 - remsaman (02/23/2013) [-]
yay. someone used my reaction picture
User avatar #54 - Silver Quantum (02/23/2013) [-]
"beats cashier to death"
"cashier screams in pain"


wut
#21 - zeniix (02/23/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#167 to #21 - iamjustheretoroll (02/23/2013) [-]
No... th.. the donkeys.... the donkeys face!
User avatar #148 - CapnInterwebz (02/23/2013) [-]
Every shrek post ever:

>in random situation
>shrek is love, shrek is life
>"no"
>shrek murders someone
>*ogre pun*
>shrek ***** person
>*ogre pun*
>shrek is love, shrek is life
User avatar #173 to #148 - joaomartins (02/23/2013) [-]
You make it sound like it is a bad thing .
User avatar #181 to #173 - CapnInterwebz (02/23/2013) [-]
Maybe it is, and you just haven't shrekognized it yet
#151 to #148 - anon (02/23/2013) [-]
Get ogre it
User avatar #170 to #151 - CapnInterwebz (02/23/2013) [-]
I'm trying to, I just think these jokes should be more layered.
#99 - Griffinwish (02/23/2013) [-]
SHERK IS LUV, SHERK IS LYF.
#22 to #20 - anon (02/23/2013) [-]
Love and life both dies after a while, but if you worth ship Sherk. He may give you unlimited power in both of those things.

Nothing: 0
Sherk: 1
User avatar #23 to #22 - dalokan (02/23/2013) [-]
u should check urself before u shrek uerself
User avatar #78 to #22 - breakfastskippa (02/23/2013) [-]
Shrek* Dont ever mispell the lords name.
#176 - albiwankenobi (02/23/2013) [-]
wat
wat
#100 to #13 - ringobyjingo (02/23/2013) [-]
whatcha gonna do about it?????
#16 - maxeee (02/23/2013) [-]
SHREK IS LOVE SHREK IS LIVE!!!!
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