Fake Moon Landing?

Even then we didn't really as we had to make deals with German scientists to design our rockets.

The US and the Soviet Union both had German rocket engineers.

The USSR that didn't care about a manned lunar landing, mind you. Korolev never wanted to plan one, since being the first sattelite in space, first animals in space, first man in space, first lunar probe, first unmanned lunar lander was enough for him.

Do some more research buddy. The 1st satellite in spice literally could only make a beeping sound. The 1st animal in space never made it back, why is it an accomplishment of getting the first animal in space when it doesn't come back? They got the paperweight that could beep into space, so they just made a bigger one and put a dog in it. The 1st man in space was pretty much their greatest accomplishment just because they were actually able to bring him back. Also, why did you forget to mention the 1st space station? Probably because their 1st and 2nd space station were complete disasters. Do you know what was happening to the USSR when the US had brought a man to the moon? They couldn't even get a rocket in space anymore, everything around them was exploding.

These are just the ones I know off the top of my head. You are kind of right about the USSR not caring about manned lunar landing but you're also wrong. The USSR cared about being the 1st to do something and that's it. They pretty much put the minimum amount of work in their rockets to be able to get that "first." They did want to make the 1st manned lunar landing but they couldn't because while the US had already made a manned lunar landing, the USSR's rockets were failing miserably.

Take a look at the USSR's firsts again. The first woman into space? Seriously? The guy they sent into space couldn't control the ship, so why is replacing him with a woman such a great accomplishment?

you forgot about the suposed lost cosmonauts before Yuri Gagarin

I wrote as much as I could before I had to leave for work.

Jeez lawizz, someone is butthurt, I am just recounting history and Korolev's thought process behind not giving a shit about the moon. God, are you 'Muricafuckyeah today or WHAT?

TL:DR: I wanted to write a paper on how the USSR was the real winner of the Space Race but then after I researched it I found out the USSR didn't stand a chance.

Umm no. I needed to write a paper for class and I remembered a post on funnyjunk listing a few "USSR Firsts" and compared it to the US only putting a man on the moon. So I thought I should write my paper on how the USSR was the real winner of the Space Race. After a lot of research, I found out that the USSR couldn't even hold a candle next to the US even though they had a huge time lead.

Nobody won the space race, that's the funny part. It was 2 governments squeezing low quality shit out of their space programs. You went on a massive butthurt streak because I said russki never gave a shit about landing people on the moon.

You are completely wrong about everything you just said and you refuse to even google the Space Race. I have no further interest in you.

And you are a bit too far up in your "'murica" mindset. Calm your titties.

We we're entirely better than the USSR. Eh hem.

no, your just need additional pylons

There's no parachute on that...

Bob looks scared shitless

Best I managed on that game was low earth orbit.

I can easily crash land on the Mun.

Better than me. I don't even know how to leave the gravitational pull, I just run out of fuel.

That might mean that you have too many weight or that you need a little more fuel. I normally make rockets with a big first stage (3 liquid engines at least, each one with at least 3 tanks) which gets me more or less at the higher stage of the atmosphere, then I use the second stage (another liquid engine with 1-2 tanks) to get into orbit. Then, if I have enough fuel, I try to get to the moon and, as the picture shows, land smoothly on it's surface.

I see. My crafts usually consist of the mainsail engine with a fuckload of fueltanks alongside 8 solid thrusters. After the mainsail's run out of fuel I decouple and use the poodle to get into position.

My brother made a craft that got to the moon, but as you say. None survived.

As long as Jeb is not scared, everything is working allright. First figure out how to send Kerbins to the Mun, you'll worry about getting them back later.

Jeb is a hero.


What I really wanted was a full space station, but I cannot into orbit.

HOLY GOD. THOSE BOOSTERS ARE BURNING, BUT YOU DECOUPLED THEM FROM THE MAIN SHIP.
YOU FOOL! YOU'VE DOOMED YOURSELF!

I'm not the one who created this glorious ship. Sadly, my booster-based designs used to overheat before getting that high.

what game?

Kerbal Space Program

Sorry but they only disprooved the most popular theories about the fotage.

Well ofcourse, The Mythbusters are American aswell, so ofcourse they wouldn't show an episode where the Moon landing is proofed fake.

In my opinion, they had strong arguments supporting it. Besides, they proved wrong most of the reasons that people give when they say the landing was fake.

god fucking damnit pluto, this is why you're not a planet anymore.

Ask your "earthly" scientists!

A lot of people I know think the moon landing was faked and I live in the US, therefore you can go fuck yourself.

You are just mad cause the moon get more attention than you.

You are not even a planet.

I used to be...

there were actually 400 000 people involving a lot of civil and military corporations

Lockheed Martin made the escape tower
Boeing made the command module, stage S-1C and the testing facilities
Grumman made the lunar lander
McDonnell Douglas made the S-4B stage (the monster engines that lift the whole thing)yes, they do lift

and hundreds of other companies, from the boots of the astronauts to the navigation system and computers.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=MnA4u9CaK7A :)

And we never put satellites in Orbit, There is no space station, OF COURSE.

I'm not saying that.... I'm saying the first moon landing was a hoax, only the first one! It's been proven... Please watch the video I linked, it's very interesting!

DUDE, Watch this video, IT proves GIRAFFES DON'T EXIST!

youtube.com/watch?v=Ofu9xJLLuWU

You win lol

HFW

Been proven huh? Show me the paper released by all of the science organizations saying it was a hoax... a youtube video is proof of NOTHING.

mythbusters btich. That's all you need.

Are you really this retarded?

I mean seriously. Do you REALLLY believe in such a retarded thing?

Don't you believe the USSR would've reacted to a fake moon landing? You REALLY think that the second most powerful nation at the time would've stood still to a fake moon landing?

The fucking conspiracy theories are so dumb I'm baffled that some people still believe them.

if you have nothing to do look up conspiracy theories on wikipedia i bet you would get a kick out of how many there are.

I instinctively read that in Yahtzee's voice after seeing your image.

I dunno man. I did just watch all 40 mins of that YouTube video and, yeah I guess the mood landing does have a few holes in it.... But so does the theory of evolution, and the big bang theory. But like the theory evolution, you can't just dismiss every peace evidence and call it fake because not every single tiny fucking thing dosent match up... that is the lowest form of ignorance.

What's the difference?

That made me laugh, here, take Shepard in return.

Here's the picture you got this from

your foolish if you don't think the government lies to its people. its very corrupt and filled with bullshit. don't be a sheep.

of course the government lies to people there are something the populace shouldn't know

AMERICANS CAN ACTUALLY SHIT FREEDOM

well theres more truth to it than asians reading minds i'll give it that...
but no, red thumb for you

of course you would say this as anon. what a pussy bitch.

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Well don't tell them you fucking idiot...

we don't want them to know our secrets

Actually, i'm pretty shure they proved it to be not fake.

No, they proved it was fake. Go watch it on YouTube.

Yes, because they are clearly saying that they believe it was a hoax. www.youtube.com/watch?v=jhuX-UaQiS4

Just watched it, the photos was real.

Jesus christ, your grammar. Are you blind? Go watch the video, the whole 50 minute episode. The whole episode's about proving the moon landing fake.

"proof"

I've watched the whole episode multiple times. Nowhere in that episode do they claim that the moonlanding was fake.
They simply claim that all the theory's of a fake moonlanding were wrong.

putting money in innovation in science, i wouldn't call that wasting. War on drugs, over saturation of military budget, etc. is a waste of money

by chance where are you from?

Australia, why is that?

just curious. see alot of people from europe post stuff like that when the only country doing well fro itself in that area is germany. i cant say a lot about australia though. only thing that comes to mind is canada in the ocean

europes gdp to debt is around 600% the USs is about 100% as comparison china is 15%. also the big ticker is wrong.since it counts bond holders as well as other debts owed to americans. we owe about half of that to ourselves.

I giggled. Thumb for you good sir.

Well, except Norway which is the best country to live in and also one of the wealthiest

yeah, those are som weird people. Like, why would they want to go to Denmark of all places?

He isn't talking about doing well or bad. He's talking about wasting money. If u do good, u can waste more money.