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#8 - allamericandude ONLINE (02/22/2013) [-]
Quick, deploy the ************** kitties!
#268 to #8 - tragono **User deleted account** (02/23/2013) [-]
That's weird
#276 to #8 - haunterbrony (02/23/2013) [-]
Seagant Kit reporting in!
#140 to #8 - coolcalx (02/23/2013) [-]
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#245 to #8 - julesv (02/23/2013) [-]
Tactical cluster kittens!
Tactical cluster kittens!
#30 to #8 - bounod ONLINE (02/23/2013) [-]
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#21 to #8 - violentpixi (02/23/2013) [-]
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User avatar #230 to #21 - milthyfoustache (02/23/2013) [-]
That rabbit has the eyes of a creature accepting death
#261 - siggythepiggy (02/23/2013) [-]
Argh! Right in the freedom.
#461 to #261 - wheel (02/23/2013) [-]
You can see the sadness in his face...
You can see the sadness in his face...
User avatar #18 - blacksmithgu (02/23/2013) [-]
One day, not everyone will hate America.

One day
#41 to #18 - bigmanblue (02/23/2013) [-]
many many moons and years from now
when we are all old or dead
User avatar #403 to #18 - Fgner (02/23/2013) [-]
Just like everyone loves to hate C++, everyone loves to hate COD, and everyone loves to hate on all the biggest and most successful things in the world. Until the United States comes to an end, we will be hated. When things are successful, jealousy arouses, when things are big more people know and therefore more people can hate (even if the statistics of knowing people : hating people are the same).
User avatar #23 to #18 - orannis (02/23/2013) [-]
Maybe when they're a bit more modest.
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#246 to #150 - Rascal (02/23/2013) [-]
europeans view all as equals except america and almost exclusivly based on your arrogance and ridiculous national pride. we hate our own who act like retards and that our countries are better but when you guys have someone say something stupid like that you say whooo, murica. really dumb, fo real
#294 to #246 - firesky (02/23/2013) [-]
Right, Europe colonized Africa years ago and ****** it up.
America on the other hand uses "modern colonialisation" with the IMFs help till today.
User avatar #341 to #246 - rieskimo (02/23/2013) [-]
"Europeans view all as equals" LOL, wow. That was cherry. I've seen plenty of racism all over the world. Only a real moron would think that racism was a purely American problem.
#243 to #23 - Rascal (02/23/2013) [-]
LOL, best comment on this thread and most justified also
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#145 to #18 - fapfapclapclap (02/23/2013) [-]
That day has passed long ago
#466 to #145 - Rascal (02/23/2013) [-]
( ****************** .jpg) There isn't many peeps loving america.
User avatar #80 to #18 - nippuhl (02/23/2013) [-]
That will be the day America takes over Europe.

Which will never happen, so the hate will never end.
User avatar #151 to #18 - maturityFAIL (02/23/2013) [-]
I've actually met my fair share of foreigners who actually LOVE America. On the other hand, I'v met plenty who hate it here and plan on making money just to take it back to their own country.
#249 to #151 - Rascal (02/23/2013) [-]
ever wondered why they hate america? ever asked? or did you unjustly say 'theyre jealous' like an ignorant retard?
#285 to #249 - Rascal (02/23/2013) [-]
Not all of the people who hate America are jealous. Some of them are assholes and some are ignorant. There's never a reason to hate a country that isn't unjust.
User avatar #184 to #18 - cocorosie (02/23/2013) [-]
October 3rd 2077, when the bombs fall,
User avatar #433 to #18 - lieutenantderp (02/23/2013) [-]
Successbreedsjealousy.jpg
User avatar #139 to #18 - garymotherfinoak (02/23/2013) [-]
we'll be dead by then
User avatar #90 to #18 - thatevanguy (02/23/2013) [-]
August 5th, 3794

"Today was momentous day, after the extensive nuclear attack on all of the Eastern Hemisphere of the world, finally America is no longer hated."

August 6th, 3794

"Breaking News, Brazil Announces it hates America for killing every living organism in the eastern hemisphere!"

August 7th, 3794

"All countriz is kill"
"no"
"ya, al iz nuked"
"'murica"

Yep, let's just wait.
User avatar #141 to #18 - spartusee (02/23/2013) [-]
I hate all these things about America. But I am still proud to be an american.
#382 to #18 - bigmanfifty (02/23/2013) [-]
<----- When these guys are top dog   
   
Then we'll 			*******		 love you.
<----- When these guys are top dog

Then we'll ******* love you.
User avatar #186 to #18 - oceanfrank (02/23/2013) [-]
That'll be the day when we crumble
#42 to #18 - Rascal (02/23/2013) [-]
What a dreamer...
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#244 - omnomsaade (02/23/2013) [-]
Not sure wether it´s an Aladeen thing because stering up 			*********		 or an Aladeen thing because it´s funny   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
Someone please get this
Not sure wether it´s an Aladeen thing because stering up ********* or an Aladeen thing because it´s funny









Someone please get this
User avatar #256 to #244 - the one and only (02/23/2013) [-]
you are... HIV aladeen....

one of the best movies I've seen haha
User avatar #313 to #244 - arsyro (02/23/2013) [-]
do you want the Aladeen news or the Aladeen news?
User avatar #250 to #244 - ragnarfag (02/23/2013) [-]
That's definitely an Aladeen thing.
#260 - the one and only (02/23/2013) [-]
aladeen, not a known giver of 			*****
aladeen, not a known giver of *****
#128 - eclecticparadigm **User deleted account** (02/23/2013) [-]
User avatar #200 to #128 - cannonkc (02/23/2013) [-]
I cant stop laughing. You've made my entire night. Thank you!
#207 to #128 - iamtheblackgoat (02/23/2013) [-]
Omg...this is it...the perfect end to my FJ browsing session
#388 - mummyslittlebitch (02/23/2013) [-]
Don't listen to this man.

Everything is just fine.

Go about your business.
#3 - mikelan (02/22/2013) [-]
and now we wait for the obligatory political *********
User avatar #14 to #3 - iwatchtheworldburn (02/23/2013) [-]
I don't see how this would lead to a ********* as there isn't really anything to disagree with.
User avatar #34 to #3 - fedegon (02/23/2013) [-]
Is that Joshua the homosexual modern day god-child?
User avatar #53 to #34 - mishaestrin (02/23/2013) [-]
That's a guy?
#266 to #53 - mikelan (02/23/2013) [-]
it's a sexy guy though
User avatar #7 to #5 - mishaestrin (02/22/2013) [-]
I wonder if posting this is like a vaccine for political debate threads
User avatar #9 to #7 - malhaloc (02/22/2013) [-]
Excuse me sir but could you spare some time to hear about the Republican party?
User avatar #27 to #9 - mishaestrin (02/23/2013) [-]
I like parties.

Tell me more.
#43 to #27 - Rascal (02/23/2013) [-]
YEAH WELL I HATE PARTIES.

BLAHBLAHHUEHUE DEBATE DEBATE BUTTHURT ********* DEBATE HUEHUHEAHA BLAH
User avatar #33 to #5 - rykerflamez (02/23/2013) [-]
sad enough there is no debate, its america in a nutshell
#98 to #62 - Rascal (02/23/2013) [-]
Knitler, I summon thee from the depths of Hell!
User avatar #108 to #62 - supercweepy (02/23/2013) [-]
I keep thinking his moustache is his mouth.
#110 - adrianking ONLINE (02/23/2013) [-]
Man, FunnyJunk makes me feel real bad about being American...   
   
... I'm sorry for being so 			******		...
Man, FunnyJunk makes me feel real bad about being American...

... I'm sorry for being so ****** ...
#117 to #110 - Rascal (02/23/2013) [-]
If this is true, then please...

Kill yourself
#124 to #117 - adrianking ONLINE (02/23/2013) [-]
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#135 to #110 - Rascal (02/23/2013) [-]
Sadly this sort of stuff happens in every nation...
User avatar #240 to #110 - nicolascagelover (02/23/2013) [-]
Most of the american people are cool, we just hate your ****** up leaders
#301 to #240 - Rascal (02/23/2013) [-]
Most of Americans hate their ****** up leaders too, Dems or Rep they are all the same **** heads with the same ideas playing the same bs games.
User avatar #496 to #110 - TheSchwartz (02/23/2013) [-]
It's not Americans we hate, it's the American government.
User avatar #125 to #110 - spidahridah (02/23/2013) [-]
Don't worry, and don't feel bad. Nationality is only a delusional idea. It's nothing but the geographical area you were coincidentally born in. Intelligence, passion, strength, and accomplishments have only to do with personal situations and experiences, not with nationality, ethnicity, or gender.
#147 to #125 - comanderspy (02/23/2013) [-]
i cannot agree any more, i hate nationalism, it ruins people and nations, as much as everyone hate the supposed 'Illuminati' i believe the world should unite into one nation. 			****		 separation. (btw we are heading there, i mean, look at the internet, you talk to people from norway, russia, japan, and all that 			****		)
i cannot agree any more, i hate nationalism, it ruins people and nations, as much as everyone hate the supposed 'Illuminati' i believe the world should unite into one nation. **** separation. (btw we are heading there, i mean, look at the internet, you talk to people from norway, russia, japan, and all that **** )
#166 to #147 - Rascal (02/23/2013) [-]
Have you heard about C.E.L.L.? They are coming out with some amazing technology that will unite the world.
#167 to #166 - comanderspy (02/23/2013) [-]
please annon, point me in the right direction, what is cell?   
   
(a good, and smart annon?! is that even posible)
please annon, point me in the right direction, what is cell?

(a good, and smart annon?! is that even posible)
#173 to #167 - Rascal (02/23/2013) [-]
It is also kind of a rebranding of crynets security force. And yes this fabled anon is possible, for that is why i am "glorious"
#178 to #173 - comanderspy (02/23/2013) [-]
nice one annon
#169 to #167 - Rascal (02/23/2013) [-]
Its a corporation, and they are coming out with technology like free power without fossil fuels or any waste product.
User avatar #177 to #169 - comanderspy (02/23/2013) [-]
ooh, yea i think i heard of those guys, uncovering Tesla's old prints and such. i long for the day where religious fanaticism and ignorance is shunned upon instead of accepted as it is today
#181 to #177 - Rascal (02/23/2013) [-]
They have also made stunning advances in nanotechnology and the biomedical field. I would highly recommend looking it up.
#430 to #147 - Rascal (02/23/2013) [-]
go back to korea you filthy scum
#609 to #125 - icameisawilostit (05/30/2013) [-]
Too much time has passed for me to show my appreciation for you input with a thumb, would you accept a jumping manta ray?
Too much time has passed for me to show my appreciation for you input with a thumb, would you accept a jumping manta ray?
#610 to #609 - spidahridah (05/30/2013) [-]
Certainly, mate (:
#254 to #125 - Rascal (02/23/2013) [-]
i thumbed everyone on this thread acting rationally and not biting on an obvious bate for a ********* . if the american populace is anything like the people who commented below and above you in this thread then a visit to usa might be on the cards. usa might not actually be so bad. shame past experiences say differently but who knows
#28 - solitaryweasel (02/23/2013) [-]
Fill prisons with one race?   
It's not like they've committed crimes or anything...
Fill prisons with one race?
It's not like they've committed crimes or anything...
User avatar #44 to #28 - wishingwell (02/23/2013) [-]
yeah but the prison time is generally higher for people with a darker tone of skin colo(u)r.
User avatar #45 to #44 - imcoolashell (02/23/2013) [-]
Because people of said skin color coincidentally live in the poorest parts of cities, where the influences are bad and the most crimes are committed....
User avatar #48 to #45 - wishingwell (02/23/2013) [-]
I meant if a colo(u)red person and a caucasian person, commits the same crime (robbery fx) the one with more pigment in it's skin, would generally get the hardest punishment.
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User avatar #344 to #233 - rieskimo (02/23/2013) [-]
That's not proof, that's conjecture. First of all your source material is a wiki(which means any jackoff can say anything without being checked for factuality) second off the answer used is an answer with absolutely no source shared. This man has used all these percentages to try and sound official but he doesn't have any websites or anything posted to where he got those numbers.

I'm not saying racism isn't an issue and doesn't factor into the justice system. It most certainly does, because perception is definitely a factor in sentencing. But you're assuming that a)all judges that are handing out sentences are white b)that there is no societal factors. Race is certainly an issue, but it isn't the main issue. It's a symptom to the real issue. The US has a weird shame with it's poor. We treat our poor like they are criminals before they've done anything criminally. Instead of spending time developing our economically depressed areas we squabble about how large a scrap we want to toss them. We keep our poor down by supporting bad programs that don't really help anybody. Education/jobs/rehabilitation these are things that are thrown to the wayside time and time again, they're coincidentally the three largest things that are keys into developing community. America has dug itself into a deep trench and until we collectively bring our **** together and wake the **** up we'll be paying tons of money out of our pocket on more needless projects that won't go anywhere and only prove to the rest of the world how young and naive a country we really are. The race is only a numbers game, currently those with lighter skin tones outnumber those that don't and can therefor represent themselves better(because people vote for what seems familiar), as soon as that's not true the tables will turn.

tl;dr 'MURICA **** YEAH!
#351 to #344 - lakerman (02/23/2013) [-]
In fact all you have to do is just google racial discrimination in the justice system and a HUGE number of examples will come up
#352 to #351 - rieskimo (02/23/2013) [-]
Of course a huge number of examples come up first of all you're googling generally racial injustic secondly even if you narrow it to the US you're talking about the justice system that handles a 300,000,000+ person population. I didn't say that racism isn't an issue at all, but it is just as much an issue here as it can be in many developed countries. The real issue in America isn't racism, racism is put down pretty easily. In fact I think Mr. Freeman summed it up quite nicely.
#358 to #352 - lakerman (02/23/2013) [-]
www.parliament.uk/briefing-papers/sn04334.pdf (Page 9)
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Incarceration_in_the_United_States#Race
Both the U.S and U.K have predominantly white populations, yet in the U.S the percentage of african american incarcerated is 40% but in the U.K the percentage is around 10%.

Population wise the united states is 72% European or White American according to
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U.K is around 90% White British/Other and even though the percentages are so similar and high for white population there is a huge number of african american incarcerated in the U.S

There is an issue my friend and ignoring will not solve it, Morgan Freeman is right that racism will be defeated when we ignore color lines however that does not give us an excuse to ignore an injustice when it is occuring
User avatar #367 to #358 - rieskimo (02/23/2013) [-]
You're really harping on this racism thing. I'm not ignoring racism. I'd just rather my country concentrate on issues that would also solve the issue of racism. Like better parenting, better education, and for us to stop with this "pride" ******** that is so rampant in my country.

My country has lost sight of what is really important and it is issues like this that need to be addressed but instead are used as a foil to keep things the same. I'd rather we fix things that would bring up the lowest common denominator of living and then teach a receptive student about how and why racism is wrong.
#370 to #367 - lakerman (02/23/2013) [-]
Sorry, I'm african-american and i thought you were implying that this is a non existent issue which got me annoyed and i agree with you that we do need to do something about the issues you have stated


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User avatar #378 to #370 - rieskimo (02/23/2013) [-]
Understood man, see this is exactly what America needs. To come together and communicate civilly. Unfortunately there's a very catalytic portion of our population that isn't civil. If we can all come together as one team we could be an unstoppable force, the only thing that is holding back America from being truly great is the Americans.
User avatar #405 to #358 - Fgner (02/23/2013) [-]
Correlation is not equal to causation.
Don't use statistics to say "oh but blah blah" when the statistics don't prove your point at all - they just barely relate to the conversation.
Did you ever think that the black population statistically committed more crimes coincidentally?
#409 to #405 - lakerman (02/23/2013) [-]
If you had read my links that i provided before which were NOT statistics based and gave numerous arguments about my idea you would know i'm not just throwing them around, there is clear evidence that there is a causation of this in that

light skin=less harsh sentance

before you comment please read all of my postings and for convenience i will repost it

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#411 to #409 - lakerman (02/23/2013) [-]
refer to comment 349
User avatar #407 to #405 - Fgner (02/23/2013) [-]
As an addendum - I said coincidentally, but I think it's best to explicitly say I'm not saying blacks are in any way inferior or more violent or anything. I just mean maybe more get arrested because quite frankly more blacks live in the inner city. Certain aspects of racism (not committed by official judges of the court) cause them to be down on their luck more often, and therefore have a need to commit crime.
#362 to #358 - lakerman (02/23/2013) [-]
URL was wikipedia for demographics of the U.S and U.K
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#349 to #344 - lakerman (02/23/2013) [-]
If that's not proof here you go
http://www.nytimes.com/2007/10/07/weekinreview/07glater.html
www.huffingtonpost.com/bill-quigley/fourteen-examples-of-raci_b_658947.html
www.aclu.org/racial-justice

User avatar #59 to #56 - wishingwell (02/23/2013) [-]
that's just the power of the media, unfortunately. Ever noticed, that when something is in the news, people suddenly care?
User avatar #51 to #48 - imcoolashell (02/23/2013) [-]
yea..... 60 years ago, but if the evidence adds up, they'll both have the same sentence.
Its ******** , and is no longer a valid excuse
User avatar #54 to #51 - wishingwell (02/23/2013) [-]
it's no excuse. it happens to this day unfortunately.

the same with some of the police departments. A danish policeman I know, was sent to the states (boston, detroit? - can't remember exactly where) to learn so he could implement some tactics and what not, in the danish police department. He told how, if they saw more than 2 colo(u)rd person in the car, it was normal to pull them over - and the same didn't apply to caucasians, which i find rather disturping.
User avatar #389 to #45 - bigmanfifty (02/23/2013) [-]
and there are NO jobs
User avatar #397 to #389 - trowlernotparas (02/23/2013) [-]
that isnt an excuse to steal or kill or rape
User avatar #464 to #397 - bigmanfifty (02/23/2013) [-]
Most of the criminals aren't rapists. They are in there because they sell drugs or rob. But what else to do? It's easy for middle-class white kids to point fingers, but these people have nothing. What do they owe society? What alternatives do they have?

Most of them get subsumed into gang culture at 9 or 10 years old. How smart or independent were you when you were 10?
User avatar #500 to #464 - siridontcare (02/23/2013) [-]
you are right, lets take away going to jail for robbing. Just give them a fine or something. So that we are alllll treated equally. Also lets give rapists slack if the girl was wearing a skirt and he can prove that he hasn't had sex in 20 years.
the rapist example might have been a touch far
User avatar #486 to #397 - condormcninja (02/23/2013) [-]
That wasn't his point, it's just that people who can't find work tend to succumb to crime more often.
User avatar #432 to #397 - niggernazi (02/23/2013) [-]
i agree man
#337 to #44 - lakerman (02/23/2013) [-]
I don't know why your getting thumbed down, it is generally acknowledged that the police do treat white criminals much more favorably compared to those of a darker skin tone
User avatar #386 to #337 - wishingwell (02/23/2013) [-]
yeah, but often reason is a no-go on funnyjunk.
- just look at zlamous and all his wanna-be's
#201 - cough ONLINE (02/23/2013) [-]
Did somebody say dick tater?
#216 - Achmedisfunneh (02/23/2013) [-]
i thought this was directed at us arabs, since 90% of what he said is true
User avatar #238 to #216 - zzzebror (02/23/2013) [-]
What the hell is this picture from.
#239 to #238 - Achmedisfunneh (02/23/2013) [-]
Detroit metal city
Detroit metal city
User avatar #281 to #216 - pulluspardus (02/23/2013) [-]
يو ار ا سوبر فاجوت
but you are a cool faggot for using DMC
User avatar #257 to #216 - samous (02/23/2013) [-]
>us arab
I never thaught I'll see an arab in the land of fj , where are you from
فاجوت
#263 to #262 - samous (02/23/2013) [-]



please tell me
#39 - teamrocketninja (02/23/2013) [-]
Mfw Im HIV Aladeen.
#49 to #39 - antisocialtwilight (02/23/2013) [-]
MFW I'm HIV Aladeen.
User avatar #69 to #49 - getsheadfromdolan (02/23/2013) [-]
My Aladeen When my Aladeen is Aladeen
#79 to #49 - vorack **User deleted account** (02/23/2013) [-]
You sick 			****		...
You sick **** ...
User avatar #70 - pocoyothegreat (02/23/2013) [-]
And then again, that's not what a dictatorship is.
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#340 to #70 - lakerman (02/23/2013) [-]
No, its an oligarchy which isn't much better. When you concentrate wealth/higher standing of living/ overall higher quality of life, for a small percentage of the population and erode the rights and freedom of the rest of the population you will eventually get a revolution, this is not speculation it has been seen in every society like this

France in the 18th century
Russia in the 20th century
U.K during the Chartist Movement and the mid 18th Century


Expect mass protests across the united states as the bottom majority seeks to restore social and economic equality and mobility; we have already seen some of these protests in the form of the Occupy Wall Street protests however the future ones will dwarf those as it will be a mass uprising of the entire populous.
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