Master Debate. Everybody poops. Saves money. (ill) Minuit'' stress. cures headaches. Hurts nobody. Angers the pope. Masturbate. National I Masturbation Month Th choke that Chicken
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Master Debate

Saves money. (ill)
Minuit'' stress.
cures headaches.
Hurts nobody.
Angers the pope.
Masturbate.
National I
Masturbation
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#19 - killyojoy (02/23/2013) [-]
I have already masturbated 3 times today...It's not even 8 o'clock.
#20 to #19 - roarflmao ONLINE (02/23/2013) [-]
Who the **** would want to touch you after saying that!? dw wont happen
#21 to #20 - killyojoy (02/23/2013) [-]
With that kind of attitude no one.
User avatar #24 to #19 - endlesslulz (02/23/2013) [-]
Doesn't it get boring or something?
#35 to #24 - killyojoy (02/23/2013) [-]
No you just move on to more hardcore porn.
#28 to #19 - lickamahballz (02/23/2013) [-]
I masturbated 5 times...   
   
you lose
I masturbated 5 times...

you lose
#40 to #28 - andnowducks (02/23/2013) [-]
I don't masturbate.
I don't masturbate.
User avatar #41 to #40 - rasconza (02/23/2013) [-]
you have no idea how badly you are missing out
User avatar #42 to #41 - andnowducks (02/23/2013) [-]
I actually find it disgusting.
User avatar #57 to #42 - masterboll (02/23/2013) [-]
yeah, but im sure most people clean their dicks in the shower

i mean, if you scrub it with soap and shave the pubes then im sure you wont find touching your penis disgusting anymore
User avatar #59 to #57 - andnowducks (02/23/2013) [-]
I mean, I find the watching it disgusting.
#63 to #59 - masterboll (02/23/2013) [-]
i get turned on by watching myself masturbate
User avatar #64 to #63 - andnowducks (02/23/2013) [-]
Cool story bro.
User avatar #66 to #64 - masterboll (02/23/2013) [-]
do you also get turned on by me masturbating?
User avatar #67 to #66 - andnowducks (02/23/2013) [-]
Never seen you.
User avatar #71 to #67 - masterboll (02/23/2013) [-]
but would you be turned on if i masturbated?
User avatar #72 to #71 - andnowducks (02/23/2013) [-]
I if I saw you.
User avatar #75 to #73 - andnowducks (02/24/2013) [-]
That's not a yes.

Not sure if boy, or girl
#49 to #42 - yofutofu (02/23/2013) [-]
how is that even possible?
how is that even possible?
User avatar #50 to #49 - andnowducks (02/23/2013) [-]
Well apparently you guys think it's disgusting after you finish.
#62 to #50 - yofutofu (02/23/2013) [-]
I don't.
I don't.
#2 - anon (02/22/2013) [-]
the pope quit, i guess the temptation was too much.
User avatar #17 - arkadia (02/23/2013) [-]
I like how no month is specified. I like to think it's whatever month you read this in. I shall make print outs.
User avatar #12 - yentabear (02/23/2013) [-]
What if someone got shot in the eye by your cumshot? I'm pretty sure that'd hurt.
User avatar #34 to #12 - ferbisboy (02/23/2013) [-]
IT WAS AN ACCIDENT OK, I DIDN'T MEAN TO HIT THE EYE OK jesus every time, every freaking time
#27 to #12 - isuckdickformoney (02/23/2013) [-]
well... shamelessly enough i have a story about that

it all started on the 1st november 2012 , no fap november , so i decided to take part in it since i thought i touched myself to much . so after the month i went into the bathroom sat down , raging boner pointing at the sky , i stroked it and spludged in my eye , after being disgusted , i whipped it off my face and floor , and as pissed of as i was , the next morning i couldnt open that eye and had a huge lump there .
and yes my username makes this comment a ******* better
#68 to #27 - yentabear (02/23/2013) [-]
Holy 			****		 that is perfect. Did you tell anyone?
Holy **** that is perfect. Did you tell anyone?
#69 to #68 - isuckdickformoney (02/23/2013) [-]
apart from this comment nope
User avatar #70 to #69 - yentabear (02/23/2013) [-]
Damn, that's made my night. Thank you.
#13 to #12 - unggoy (02/23/2013) [-]
Don't turn this into a; "do people kill people, or do penises kill people."debate
User avatar #18 to #13 - natanhiel (02/23/2013) [-]
Penises don't kill people, accurate cumshots do
User avatar #14 to #13 - yentabear (02/23/2013) [-]
I wasn't intending that at all. I was merely saying there's a lot of (unrealistic but still statistically possible) ways of people being hurt by masturbation. Like, somebody beating the meat, and going too fast and had put too much lube on. Their hand slips, and punches somebody in the face. I'm just thinking up ways of how situations could cause harm to people, not whether either of the two kill.
#15 to #14 - unggoy (02/23/2013) [-]
I like the way you think, take a dog gif.
I like the way you think, take a dog gif.
#16 to #15 - yentabear (02/23/2013) [-]
I take precautions. This is why I don't use lube, my friend. A SOLID GRIP IS A MANLY GRIP. And thank you for the dog gif, let me trade you this picture in return.
#26 - lolwtfme (02/23/2013) [-]
angers the pope
#25 - endlesslulz (02/23/2013) [-]
Here, I'll help you all to get started
#46 to #25 - leotjynx (02/23/2013) [-]
Jessica Nigri. She's an amazing cosplayer, and not all of her stuff is slutty. Her Gears of War Anya cosplay was amazing.
Jessica Nigri. She's an amazing cosplayer, and not all of her stuff is slutty. Her Gears of War Anya cosplay was amazing.
User avatar #3 - theepicone ONLINE (02/22/2013) [-]
actually studies show that men who frequently masturbate often are inflicted with depression than others. but who cares about that.
#10 to #3 - iviagicbanana (02/23/2013) [-]
Sounds about right for me. I've been in and out of depression for 4 years. Mild to intermediate but I masturbate about 1-2 times a day.
#29 to #3 - whatamidoingwithme (02/23/2013) [-]
It is not masturbation causes depression, it is if you are depressed and alone, you tend to masturbate more.

This is like saying drinking water causes depression, everyone ******* masturbates for ***** sake.
User avatar #30 to #29 - theepicone ONLINE (02/23/2013) [-]
http://www.2knowmyself. com/ Whymasturbationlowersyourselfesteemandkillsyourselfconfidence
in your face. just remove the spaces
#4 to #3 - anon (02/22/2013) [-]
Do they show that it is not depressed people who tend to masturbate all alone?
User avatar #5 to #4 - theepicone ONLINE (02/22/2013) [-]
yes infact it does. sadly enought for us. the studies show that men who masturbate about once a week score about a 15 or 16 on a scale they have figured out of some sort. and that means they have a mild case of depression. but the men who masturbate once a day actually score 21 in that scale.
do not quote me directly on this please. i just remember reading about it a couple a weeks ago
#54 to #5 - dontmindmeplz (02/23/2013) [-]
Somebody does not know how to tell the difference between a symptom and a cause.

Pic related.
User avatar #74 to #54 - theepicone ONLINE (02/24/2013) [-]
somebody should check the web before posting ******** like this.
http://ehealthforum. com/health/topic99722.html
http://www.2knowmysel f.com/Whymasturbationlowersyourselfesteemandkillsyourselfconfidence

https://abchomeopath y.c om/forum2.php/48321/
forum.grasscity.com/real-life-stories/913955-masturbating-too-much-causes -depression.html
http://isitnormal .com/story/can-masturbation-cause-severe-moodswings-28960/

now, would you kindly **** off
#76 to #74 - dontmindmeplz (03/20/2013) [-]
Page not found.

Die in a fire.
#32 - anon (02/23/2013) [-]
your title would have been better if it was titled 'mass debate'
#31 - anon (02/23/2013) [-]
Or you could get an actual girlfriend and not be a pathetic virgin loser.
User avatar #9 - tealkangaroo (02/23/2013) [-]
saves time? I spend like 20% of my waking life doing it!?
#11 to #9 - kelex (02/23/2013) [-]
Having sex takes more time than masturbating. At least that's what I feel, since it only takes me about 5 minutes to masturbate
User avatar #1 - mikelan (02/22/2013) [-]
what pope?
#56 - neelix (02/23/2013) [-]
6th day of no-fap as I'm currently attempting to court a female, the no-fap is going well.
#53 - cheesemongerbane (02/23/2013) [-]
Kermit has the right idea
Kermit has the right idea
#52 - jaigurudevaom (02/23/2013) [-]
More women should admit they masturbate
User avatar #58 to #52 - derpwolf (02/23/2013) [-]
They do, don't they? I know of at least one chick on dA who does nothing but write erotic fiction and schlicks to it.
User avatar #60 to #58 - jaigurudevaom (02/23/2013) [-]
They do
But they won't admit it
I schlick all the time
#61 to #60 - derpwolf (02/23/2013) [-]
I'll admit that I schlick to furry porn. Picture unrelated.
#65 to #61 - jaigurudevaom (02/23/2013) [-]
Led Zeppelin live
#51 - yodaddysofat ONLINE (02/23/2013) [-]
**yodaddysofat rolled a random image posted in comment #137 at Bullshitphysics penguins ** jerk off to this I dare you.
**yodaddysofat rolled a random image posted in comment #137 at Bullshitphysics penguins ** jerk off to this I dare you.
#48 - animepsycchosecond (02/23/2013) [-]
read left to right
#45 - felixjarl ONLINE (02/23/2013) [-]
Everyone please remember that there exist a certain part of the internet that might help you with this particular month.
Everyone please remember that there exist a certain part of the internet that might help you with this particular month.
User avatar #44 - thijsofbodom ONLINE (02/23/2013) [-]
4 times today...
aaaaand counting
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