Public bathroom shaming.. . what it sounds we when | pee_ What the guy next to me always sounds like.. When you want to overcompensate, push harder when you urinate.
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#6 - anon (02/23/2013) [-]
Larger penises have larger urethras and hence are able to pass more urine. You just got a tiny dick.
#20 to #6 - wantabeer (02/23/2013) [-]
Not necessarily true. It also has a little to do with the inflammation of the prostate and if you're experiencing indigestion. Penis length and girth CAN be an indicator of penis size, but it's usually not.
User avatar #36 to #6 - fredthemilkman (02/23/2013) [-]
If i shove a tube down my urethra would i pee faster?

Brb gonna go try
User avatar #40 to #6 - mtflyer (02/23/2013) [-]
Or maybe he just has a prostate the size of a grapefruit.
User avatar #8 to #6 - cloudstrifeownsall (02/23/2013) [-]
Actually... I have wondered about this very thing.... If there is a generally equal amount of urine in the bladder then the pressure would be the same.... would a bigger penis have less force behind it since the area is much greater for the piss to spread out? They cut steel with pinpoint water blast but can only do it with a tiny spout.. maybe i'm thinking too much about this...
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#10 - SquishyHaribo (02/23/2013) [-]
I was horrified peeing next to this middle aged fat guy. he peed with quick, high pressure bursts for a few minutes like he was pumping it
User avatar #28 to #10 - dayasalion (02/23/2013) [-]
prostates a hell of a drug.
#13 - felixjarl (02/23/2013) [-]
You are doing it wrong.
You are doing it wrong.
#27 to #13 - anon (02/23/2013) [-]
you're doing it wong
#3 - dubious (02/23/2013) [-]
When you want to overcompensate, push harder when you urinate.
When you want to overcompensate, push harder when you urinate.
User avatar #34 to #3 - mikemont (02/23/2013) [-]
This gif is exactly what I did not need to see freshly hungover.
User avatar #5 to #3 - idancethefoxtrot (02/23/2013) [-]
This gif is making me dizzy.
#22 - bonlino (02/23/2013) [-]
related?
related?
User avatar #23 to #22 - bonlino (02/23/2013) [-]
ive had this gif for a year now, and ive just realised they are girls, so how are they pissing lke that?
#25 to #23 - Superbobftw ONLINE (02/23/2013) [-]
It's from an anime called Boku no Pico. I highly recommend you watch it.
User avatar #26 to #25 - bonlino (02/23/2013) [-]
hah! im not falling for that! you think im so gullible. and i didnt ask what its from, i asked how they are doing that since they are girls. though, in hindsight i guess boku no pico is kind of an answer...
#31 to #23 - anonymousefj (02/23/2013) [-]
they're boys dressed as girls
#29 - alucardshellhound (02/23/2013) [-]
**alucardshellhound rolled a random image posted in comment #36 at So true **
User avatar #4 - astrozombies **User deleted account** (02/23/2013) [-]
Thats because he hits the water, not the side.
#41 - mrigloo (02/23/2013) [-]
Just a random fact ... I went to Iceland and saw that waterfall, they call it the golden falls as there's an old folks tale that there's a chest of gold deep down in the river below.
The falls are like 60m high or something...
Just liked to share! Also a picture I took :)
#1 - bobsuruncle (02/22/2013) [-]
So you're the guy who pisses like a woman, how you doin mate. Been a while since we urinated together.
So you're the guy who pisses like a woman, how you doin mate. Been a while since we urinated together.
#15 to #1 - wanicochil (02/23/2013) [-]
I like making as little noise as possible when pissing because the noise annoys me, not because I'm a woman
I like making as little noise as possible when pissing because the noise annoys me, not because I'm a woman
#17 to #15 - bobsuruncle (02/23/2013) [-]
I was only making a joke, i didn't mean to hurt anyone, please forgive me I'm sorry
I was only making a joke, i didn't mean to hurt anyone, please forgive me I'm sorry
#18 to #17 - wanicochil (02/23/2013) [-]
I forgive you
I forgive you
#43 to #18 - bobsuruncle (02/23/2013) [-]
thank you kind sir
thank you kind sir
#38 to #17 - anon (02/23/2013) [-]
Pussy.
#42 - horsechest (02/23/2013) [-]
Paying so much attention to other guy's piss
#37 - jaigurudevaom (02/23/2013) [-]
I don't like people hearing me pee so I just shove a load of toilet roll down the toilet first before I sit down
I don't like people hearing me pee so I just shove a load of toilet roll down the toilet first before I sit down
#35 - acemcgunner (02/23/2013) [-]
ha! i pee like the next guy.
#30 - frohling (02/23/2013) [-]
so you always have a guy beside you when you pee?
i knew it OP is gay
#24 - whotsy (02/23/2013) [-]
don't hear anything.. duh?
#21 - trivdiego (02/23/2013) [-]
I always end up next to the guy that groans like a dying rhinoceros...
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User avatar #16 - brenton (02/23/2013) [-]
Means the guy next to you probably has prostate problems.
User avatar #12 - badgertom (02/23/2013) [-]
For those that are interested this waterfall in Iceland is called Skógafoss. You can Skógafoss stand under it if you are super hard-core!
User avatar #9 - kaitheguy (02/23/2013) [-]
Guys.. What's wrong with me?!?!? I can't hear what he's talking about! Am I gonna be okay? :(((
User avatar #39 to #9 - nikoxasylumz (02/23/2013) [-]
Shhh, calm down and let the LSD wear off...
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