RESTORED!. So you have lost faith in humanity, huh? LET THE RESTORATION FLOW THROUGH YOU... The last one isn't all that surprising really, most Muslims are pretty cool people and make some bomb ass food
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User avatar #5 - TimBisley (02/22/2013) [-]
The last one isn't all that surprising really, most Muslims are pretty cool people and make some bomb ass food
User avatar #7 to #5 - thepastryistrue (02/22/2013) [-]
Indeed. I attended a Ramadhan fast breaking once at a Syrian embassy (when Hafiz al-Assad was still president). It was marvellous. I think I've never eaten better.
User avatar #240 to #7 - daentraya (02/23/2013) [-]
What did you get? I dont know much about their cuisine
User avatar #319 to #240 - thepastryistrue (02/23/2013) [-]
Don't ask me, it's at least 18 years ago... But I stuffed myself with filled wine leafs and veal and lamb minced meat.
#219 to #7 - pheonixinstinct (02/23/2013) [-]
Aren't you fancy.
User avatar #8 to #7 - TimBisley (02/22/2013) [-]
I don't recall ever being at a fast breaking but was invited to an eid celebration by a muslim friend at a different school, was one of the best times ever.
User avatar #99 to #8 - thepastryistrue (02/23/2013) [-]
They do know how to party... I would not miss out on the alcohol though. There once was an old song about the pope and the sultan. It was something along the line: The sultan's happy, because he's got all the women, but no wine. The pope's happy because he's got all the wine, but no women - so the singer is even happier, because he's got both. ;)
User avatar #140 to #99 - fukkenname (02/23/2013) [-]
THE THREE OF US.
By Charles H. Truax.

The Pope of Rome's a man of sense, his living comes from Peter's pence.
He drinks the very best of wine -would that his happy lot were mine.

But no, he's not a happy wight, he cannot kiss a girl at night.
He sleeps in his cold bed alone-glad am I that his lot's his own.

How happy is the Turk's Sultan, as happy he as any man;
A thousand girls around him shine-would that his happy lot were mine.

You need to login to view this link no, He's not a happy man, he's bound by rules of the Koran;
He cannot drink a drop of wine-glad am I that his lot's not mine.

I'll never be the Romish Pope, I'll never be the Turk, I hope;
But better far does it suit me that Pope and Sultan I can be.

Come, maiden, give me but a kiss, and mine is more than Sultan's bliss;
Come, brother, share with me my wine, and more than Pope's delight is mine

found it
User avatar #296 to #140 - thepastryistrue (02/23/2013) [-]
Right, that's it. Though I only knew the German translation.
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User avatar #16 to #5 - andnowducks (02/22/2013) [-]
That's just plain wrong bro.
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User avatar #116 to #5 - ZakisBak (02/23/2013) [-]
I can confirm this, they are cool and their food is explosively delicious
#236 to #5 - anon (02/23/2013) [-]
METTARICA!
#326 to #5 - anon (02/23/2013) [-]
Huehue, bomb food
#20 to #5 - nazguultje (02/22/2013) [-]
in Europe muslims are like ******* , they gather all in one ghetto and don't even speak the national language
#21 to #20 - anon (02/22/2013) [-]
Hitler was a good man with a great dream
User avatar #48 to #20 - pokemonismyhigh (02/23/2013) [-]
You don't speak their language, does it really matter?
#67 to #48 - nazguultje (02/23/2013) [-]
Yes, it does matter, I live in a country where you can get in 3 hours from north to south.
Also, they are discriminating against whites. What's worse is that the government doesn't kick them out when they meet requirement and that they are seen as saviors bij our government.
User avatar #230 to #67 - dilara (02/23/2013) [-]
You're Turkish yourself and you talk like this about your own people?

Hoi.
User avatar #148 to #67 - grundo (02/23/2013) [-]
It's the same thing in the U.S. with Mexicans...
#317 to #20 - anon (02/23/2013) [-]
/england
/live in a nice house in an expensive country village
/muslim
/born and raised in England
/ **** yourself
#385 to #317 - thepastryistrue (02/23/2013) [-]
Four Lions, eh?
Four Lions, eh?
User avatar #314 to #5 - supermegasherman (02/23/2013) [-]
baklava bitches. **** is so cash
User avatar #388 to #314 - thepastryistrue (02/23/2013) [-]
They sell baklava ready made sets in turkish supermarkets around here. With flaky pastry, honey, pistachios and so on. You only have to put the stuff together, bake it and drown it in the sirup. Pretty awesome - and less expensive.
User avatar #117 to #5 - Pharonix (02/23/2013) [-]
Had a bro in High school who was muslim.
Andy I think, or some **** ,
but he was a really cool guy.

He got into an accident a while back with another driver and his car kinda caught fire and there was a small explosion. Andy died, but the other driver survived.
It was later found that the other driver was intoxicated at the time.
User avatar #188 to #117 - CapnInterwebz (02/23/2013) [-]
is this a subtle suicide bomber joke
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User avatar #200 to #196 - CapnInterwebz (02/23/2013) [-]
Oh my god you're right
#198 to #5 - oceanfrank (02/23/2013) [-]
The fact it was unintentional is just the 			*******		 best
The fact it was unintentional is just the ******* best
User avatar #390 to #198 - alltimetens (02/23/2013) [-]
Someone should really make a gif out of this except instead of money, put thumbs (red or green, it doesn't matter)
User avatar #13 to #5 - xsap (02/22/2013) [-]
i don't like muslim food... they gives me explosive diarrhea
#270 - steelcrasher (02/23/2013) [-]
This looks like a place where someone will knock you out and then stole your ******* kidneys...
#350 to #270 - anon (02/23/2013) [-]
i thought it said "Dr. have oreos"
#384 to #350 - harleycurnow (02/23/2013) [-]
It should say Dr. Fave ores

Faveores? Favours? Anybody? no?
#107 - charkoal ONLINE (02/23/2013) [-]
I dunno, she looks pretty tiny.
User avatar #351 to #107 - cubanwhiteman (02/23/2013) [-]
Well he doesn't exactly have many fans then does he?
#72 - ofc (02/23/2013) [-]
Read the one where the guy jumps in the water to save the dog backwards.
Read the one where the guy jumps in the water to save the dog backwards.
#214 to #72 - geeko (02/23/2013) [-]
i laughed way to hard at this
i laughed way to hard at this
#51 - nucularwar (02/23/2013) [-]
"haha you're in the hospital. check out this giant cup somebody gave me"
#248 to #51 - beerholder (02/23/2013) [-]
Well, it's called the Heineken Cup. And he won it again the next year, and visited the kid in the hospital... again...

http://i.imgur.com/z6LWg.jpg
#29 - heartlessrobot (02/22/2013) [-]
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You can clearly see this man's wang through his wet tidy-whities.
User avatar #33 to #29 - badabingbadaboom (02/22/2013) [-]
Why else do you think he took his trousers off
#394 to #33 - dbrak (02/23/2013) [-]
because the bagginess of his trousers would've heightened the effect of the strong current on him
#360 to #29 - onceapiece (02/23/2013) [-]
He had to though. Do you know how water can affect pants? they don't. So know he has like a 50% better chance of getting laid by any of the women who saw because they will also be turned on by his see-through underwear. Would that happen if he had pants on?
User avatar #100 to #29 - gayboard ONLINE (02/23/2013) [-]
Mmm..~♥
#42 to #29 - sammyjankiis (02/23/2013) [-]
You would zoom in on his dick wouldn't you?
#43 to #42 - heartlessrobot (02/23/2013) [-]
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I am clearly not a bundle of sticks.
#97 to #43 - sammyjankiis (02/23/2013) [-]
Fair enough.Have a good day.
#301 - manirock (02/23/2013) [-]
**manirock rolls 11**
#120 - playapplepie (02/23/2013) [-]
The birthday cake for the general really got to me.
#25 - grimmapple (02/22/2013) [-]
Restoration increased to 54...
Restoration increased to 55...
Leveled Up: Faith in humanity
#141 - blobboy (02/23/2013) [-]
Man I love these posts.
Man I love these posts.
User avatar #445 to #141 - skyrimdovah (10/16/2014) [-]
Me too...
User avatar #111 - clittyrubquick (02/23/2013) [-]
That guy just wanted a reason to take his pants off
User avatar #357 to #111 - rieskimo (02/23/2013) [-]
Don't we all?
#115 - triggathepirate (02/23/2013) [-]
The cake was poisoned.
The cake was poisoned.
#185 - HomerSimpson (02/23/2013) [-]
i'm a horrible person
#288 - sirfistalot ONLINE (02/23/2013) [-]
The cake one always get me.
User avatar #289 to #288 - Davidowns (02/23/2013) [-]
It always get you?
User avatar #290 to #289 - sirfistalot ONLINE (02/23/2013) [-]
5ever
User avatar #291 to #290 - Davidowns (02/23/2013) [-]
0kay
#138 - derpderpurface (02/23/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#98 - chargrilledawesom (02/23/2013) [-]
If you look at the Rio De Janero one without the text it looks like a rich tourist stealing shoes from a poor girl who had to save up to buy them
If you look at the Rio De Janero one without the text it looks like a rich tourist stealing shoes from a poor girl who had to save up to buy them
#2 - anon (02/22/2013) [-]
Its cunts like you that make me want to sign up and give you a thumb.
#295 to #262 - tenthdivine (02/23/2013) [-]
and just like that, faith is gone! God why is that so funny?
#163 - adrianking ONLINE (02/23/2013) [-]
Call me a cynic, but... This seems sketchy as **** .
#34 - Mynd ONLINE (02/22/2013) [-]
Thanks OP, I really needed this boost today.:)
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