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once again another thing found on the marvelous wonderful wacky 4chan

m we ks, 482x558) rim gm;
3% Anonymous ( Sat) [v]
Help Emir], I have a problem
********** asks ifl want to go swimming this weekend
dagree and forget about it
sget drunk and high at home on the night before (am lightweight so get drunk easily)
schhck clopfix while high and severely drunk
ston' t sleep at all
********** arrives and picks me up
don' t know what she' s talking about so I just get in the car
sehen I get there. realize I don' t have a swimsuit
sask her for her bikini bottom
sshe' s already ********** but gives it to me anyway
walk into the pool feeling like a badass and looking like a retard
sget into pool
wiplash around. splash other swimmers
smurgle water and spew it into airgo see how high it can go
********** asks me ifi' m feeling okay
B/ 7 into her. creating huge splash while screaming CONE RAINBO) C) M''
tells me to **** the adult pool
sgo to kiddy pool
savored as WEN. all these little bitches being a nuisance
pstart thinking about clop
skid runs opte me
sacks me ifi' m *******
stell him "Yes. Follow me to the gay bathhouse''
she looks scared and runs away
souns to his mother
hide behind the water Playhouse. feeling like a secret agent
w kid looks at me and asks me what I' m doing there
stell her I' m in disguise. and that I' m Daring Do
cont.
sslime upthe playhouse
sthing it looks like heme
pstart running around waving my hands and pretending I' m RD
sgo down waterslide multiple times, flapping my arms
sthere' s a boy and his now, at the bottom
ston' t give a ****
some in directly after them
scrach into them at the bottom
bfather says he could have been killed and asks what I' m doing
something to the effect of? want to cum inside Rainbow Dash" and 'Rainbow Dash is best waifu"', but he can' t understand my slurred speech
underwater
senjou feeling of weightlessness, as ifi' m in the air
I' m RD again
ssee ' s mom looking in my direction
same underwater once more to get away
ssee the produces bubbles
sthis one needs maintenance, there' s a hole
sthing about RD' s plot
Tara Strong said about Twily' s farts
suecide that RD' s farts must be rainbows
scouse eyes and pretend hole is RD' s peeper
shold breath
cent-
shtick dick in
everynight fit
stubbles are heaven
w kid is wondering what the **** I' m doing, but I ignore him
Hun out of breath
suecide to pull dick out
scan' t manage it
spell harder
Huck, I got it in, I can get it out
soruce legs against walls and kick
simmonss pain
in agony
my lungs
4 surface, coughing and spitting out water
skid looks at me as I hastily shove mrjunk back into ********** s bikini bottom
shis parent looks at me
smore parents look at me
suecide to exaggerate situation and divert attention what I wasjust doing
we underwater and breath
immeadiately starts choking
Phail about
ffeel like I' m gonna die
slender if I' m going to hell
cent.
who scolded me previously pulls me to safety
stoes CPR
slap him once I' m in reasonable condition again
she asks me howthe **** I managed to start drowning in the kid' s pool
act autistic and hope for my *********** rescue me
splints at her
Mama''
she doesn' t buy it and asks me to stop ******* around
smile pee diaper, me want mama"
sthe audience is gathered around me now, but I' m drunk and high and don' t give a ****
********** comes over
Appologizes and says that I have a personality disorder
still doesn' t buy it
s"' he looks fine to me, I think he' sjust trying to make ajoke at our expense"
give him the finger
s"'" ICU WERE NEVER FUNNY ANYWAY, ******* BACKGROUND FUN?”
********** pulls me back violently
cent.
slip, collide with her, we fall into adult pool
start splashing around and splash the lifeguard
she loses it
THATS T, GET THE **** RIGHT (OUT NCIE BUDDY"
TM SECRETLY ******* , NC) HOMO” I shout at him as I crawl out
along as ********* drags me out
ffeel like a badass
ppoint at little girl
s"' IIRC "ICU WATCH MY LITTLE PC) NY? l.''
sshe starts to cry
sher mother shoves me away and threatens to call security
call her a "filthy casual" and tell herto go backto either reddit or ponychan, forgot which one
********** punches me in the face
fall to the ground and don' t resist as she drags me to the car even as everyone crowds around me
sin the car, I mumble stuff and shift around. Eventually I throw up and pass out
swage up next morning in front of my doorstep, still wearing only her bikini bottom, which I had apparently diarrhea' d into
mclean up, realize what a ****** I' been
unfotunately I' m not in the papers yet
She hasn' t been res penning to any of my calls. What should I ? She' s normally pretty cod about me being a pawing retard, but I fear I may have overstepped the line. I want us to be friends again-
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#1 - zionsype (02/22/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Boy, that's a lot of words.
Boy, that's a lot of words.
#14 - lunasmidnight **User deleted account** (02/22/2013) [-]
I think this can apply.
#8 - doctorhitmarker (02/22/2013) [-]
Definitely worth the read
Definitely worth the read
User avatar #3 - celestiasbeard (02/22/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I don't think my sides have hut this much in a while, thank you kind sir
#13 - clownsplosion (02/22/2013) [-]
MFW the whole damn thing.
#11 - sparkofinsanity (02/22/2013) [-]
Oh god that was funny.
User avatar #4 - zonryu (02/22/2013) [+] (4 replies)
aww do i have to read it? ok....later tho
User avatar #5 to #4 - prettyflyforaderp (02/22/2013) [-]
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#20 - exphautaz (03/19/2013) [-]
... uhm..... I'm gonna.... i'm gonna..... yeah.... I don't know what do.....
#10 - anonymous (02/22/2013) [-]
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