Comebacks. Repost, but some good stuff... Woman: Mr president, what shall you do in order to fulfill the need of the people effect by the war? George Washington: What the did you just say about me, you
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User avatar #10 - tmbg (02/22/2013) [+] (13 replies)
Churchill was sort of an asshole, huh?
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#92 - benighted (02/22/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Woman: Mr president, what shall you do in order to fulfill the need of the people effect by the war?

George Washington: What the **** did you just ******* say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, ****** . As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ******* dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little **** . If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ******* dead, kiddo.
#53 - mrkickasscomedy (02/22/2013) [-]
******* love this glorious bastard
User avatar #20 - Alchemyst ONLINE (02/22/2013) [-]
George Bernard Shaw to Winston Churchill:
"I am enclosing two tickets to the first night of my new play; bring a friend...if you have one."

Churchill to Shaw: "Cannot possibly attend first night, will attend second...if there is one."
#55 - marinepenguin ONLINE (02/22/2013) [-]
I never get tired of this, no matter how many times it is posted.
I never get tired of this, no matter how many times it is posted.
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#74 - americantuesday (02/22/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I've always considered Coolidge one of America's more bitchin' presidents. He once asked someone to go with him to get a soda. The other man was overjoyed that he got to get a soft drink with the president, and chatted him up the whole way there. Coolidge put his own bottle on the counter, the man putting his right next to it. The president paid the bill, and the other man said, "Mr. President, this is only enough for ONE soda."

Coolidge replied, "I know. I said COME with me to get a soda."

And he just ******* walked out.

Calving ******* Coolidge.
#86 - mattossie (02/22/2013) [-]
You missed the best Churchill
One night, at a 1912 party at his family estate, Churchill apparently got quite boisterous and irked American socialite Nancy Astor. At her wit's end, Astor stated, "Winston, if you were my husband, I'd put poison in your coffee." Churchill replied: "Nancy, if you were my wife, I'd drink it."

User avatar #50 - pointblanc (02/22/2013) [+] (1 reply)
in the first one coolidge didn't say more than two words he said only two
User avatar #51 to #50 - blacklite (02/22/2013) [-]
That's the joke. She lost because she wanted to get more than two words, but he only said two.
User avatar #3 - cleverguy (02/22/2013) [+] (2 replies)
oscar wilde was the sassiest of gay men. just read the importance of being earnest. he based the character algernon on himself.
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#11 to #7 - exploiterguyone (02/22/2013) [-]
It's like saying Sir or Mr. in English.
User avatar #30 - thelordofrepost (02/22/2013) [-]
John Quincy Adams:I would not be present to witness her disgrace in conferring her highest literary honors on a barbarian who could not write a sentence of grammar and could hardly spell his own name.
Andrew Jackson:It is a damn poor mind indeed which can't think of at least two ways to spell any word.
User avatar #99 - hotgog (02/22/2013) [+] (5 replies)
either the 1st quote is not exact, or calvin decided to not make any sense. idk
#105 to #99 - Keoul (02/22/2013) [-]
3rd option.
You forgot to brain today.
#73 - snakefire (02/22/2013) [-]
Motzart was a boss in every way.

He was the charlie sheen of the 18th century
#98 - comanderspy (02/22/2013) [-]
MFW everything
MFW everything
#68 - iamtheblackgoat (02/22/2013) [-]
Even before I started hitting the comments, I thought to myself, "This whole thing is going to be a fapping-to-Churchill thread"

I wasn't disappointed, and I couldn't be happier
#31 - kez (02/22/2013) [+] (2 replies)
About 10 years old in a class at school

Friend gave me a sweet

Eating it during class and talking to my friend

Teacher says "Enjoying that sweet are we derp?" Really really sarcastically.

Reply "Yeah, its alright thanks" Not realising what i'm doing

Turn back to talking to friend

My inner voice when I realised what I had done
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User avatar #19 - thelegitmetalhead (02/22/2013) [+] (1 reply)
First good repost I've seen.
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