This guy is my hero!. Source: wtfacts.org/. min NIAGARA mus, EARNING IAI_ M_, . 300 m. New life goal: Get banned from Canada.
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User avatar #11 - arabiddrummer **User deleted account** (02/22/2013) [-]
New life goal: Get banned from Canada.
User avatar #25 to #11 - FJisGAY (02/22/2013) [-]
sorry to hear that have fun though
#105 to #11 - bigmanfifty ONLINE (02/22/2013) [-]
We are waiting.... American
User avatar #53 to #11 - Shmuck (02/22/2013) [-]
Just get a DUI in any state..... 5 year ban from Canada.
User avatar #13 to #11 - cyborgsanta (02/22/2013) [-]
join the west boro bapist church, they arent allowed up here
User avatar #17 to #13 - swiekim (02/22/2013) [-]
correction: get banned from canada in a fun way?
User avatar #37 to #17 - Crusader (02/22/2013) [-]
Buddy of mine got banned from here until he can pay the fines for carrying illegal weapons
Ex-military, gets arrested for having a combat knife strapped to his leg
User avatar #43 to #37 - melcor (02/22/2013) [-]
Well, I suppose the law is for ex-militaries too and not only "normal" people.
User avatar #20 to #13 - Crusader (02/22/2013) [-]
No hate groups are allowed.
You can do whatever you want, with 2 rules
1 - It can't break any present laws (no murder, rape, etc.)
2 - It cannot bar others from doing what they want as long as what they want does not break any of these laws.
The KKK can't blockade black people from a hospital, but you can blockade the KKK from blockading black people.
User avatar #12 - gravitystereo (02/22/2013) [-]
swims over a ******* waterfall
gets fined for it

HASN'T HE LEARNED ENOUGH
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#155 to #10 - John Cena (02/22/2013) [-]
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#175 to #10 - John Cena (02/22/2013) [-]
******* CAN ACTUALLY SEE THROUGH THINGS
They can see your big plasma tv and your bucket of KFC from the street!!

The reason alot of ******* stand on corners is to see through cars and see if they contain something valuable, such as watermelons. ******* tend to stay in ghettos because they dont want the other races to know their secret power. They actually talk openly about it to each other, but other races cant understand it , because ******* have their own form of english. They especially stay far away from asians as they can read minds. That is one of the reasons ******* tend to invade white countries and stay away from asian countries. The ability to see through walls and **** , makes them very effective thieves and hustlers. This is why they tend to migrate to rich countries to set up ghettos(theif HQ). Sand ******* is not yet known to pocess this power, but they do seem to share similar behaviours.

Spread the word!!!!
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#109 to #10 - John Cena (02/22/2013) [-]
How much penis did you have to shove down your throat to get blue text?
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User avatar #144 to #114 - gravitystereo (02/22/2013) [-]
you don't just have blue text though, you also have green. do you have every color there is?
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User avatar #149 to #148 - gravitystereo (02/22/2013) [-]
didn't you have bright green text yesterday?
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#50 to #10 - John Cena (02/22/2013) [-]
hurr hurr hurr
User avatar #26 to #10 - drtrousersnake ONLINE (02/22/2013) [-]
the Canadians banned him from Canada out of shame for not apologizing fast enough
#59 - neoexdeath ONLINE (02/22/2013) [-]
Remember kids, you can smoke all the pot you want, but god help you if you go for a swim in the wrong place!
User avatar #66 - thetattooedone (02/22/2013) [-]
"That guy endangered his own life!"
"That bastard, let's fine him!"

Really?
User avatar #71 to #66 - totallynotmiggo (02/22/2013) [-]
I dont know, maybe there is a chance that its ******* dangerous and they dont want the river to flood with bodies.
User avatar #72 to #71 - thetattooedone (02/22/2013) [-]
I guess fishing him out would cost them money....
User avatar #137 to #72 - hydraetis (02/22/2013) [-]
That's exactly why. I agree with the fact that he was fined, the time and resources that would have been sucked up by his bright idea could have gone towards someone else that needed and deserved it.
User avatar #177 to #137 - thetattooedone (02/23/2013) [-]
I call it "thinning the herd."
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#68 to #66 - schnofi (02/22/2013) [-]
It's because Canada wants more...monehy!
#73 to #68 - carnagejc (02/22/2013) [-]
Don't give me that fat cat fancy lip wiggling!
User avatar #91 - kernelstack (02/22/2013) [-]
You survived almost certain death?
Pay up, ****** .
#143 - MysticTomatoe (02/22/2013) [-]
I guess everything turned out just FINE
#161 to #143 - beefking (02/22/2013) [-]
**beefking rolled a random image posted in comment #303 at 4chan average rant ** hahahaha
#47 - rekast (02/22/2013) [-]
"Sorry"
- Canada
User avatar #55 to #47 - Wartottle (02/22/2013) [-]
i think he swam across the river
#164 - iggyblanco (02/22/2013) [-]
He didn't swim over it he plunged down it. And he did this because he was depressed and felt he had nothing to lose.

usatoday30.usatoday.com/news/nation/2003-10-21-niagara-falls_x.htm
#130 - sirpants (02/22/2013) [-]
Banned from Canada...? I never thought it was possible.
Banned from Canada...? I never thought it was possible.
#131 to #130 - John Cena (02/22/2013) [-]
Canucks sure love their waterfalls.
User avatar #134 to #130 - hydraetis (02/22/2013) [-]
Canadians are actually assholes more often than the super nice people everyone says they are. At least that's what I've experienced in the 12 years I've lived here.
#140 to #134 - John Cena (02/22/2013) [-]
I spent time there too, and I can verify what you said is true. The people are really uptight and when you try to talk to them they act very "how dare you approach me"
User avatar #159 to #140 - omortle (02/22/2013) [-]
It really depends on where you are. I live in Toronto and the most people are jerk's here compared to the people that I met at Nova Scotia.
User avatar #167 to #159 - Crimsonfox ONLINE (02/22/2013) [-]
I'm live in Nova Scotia and I've never travelled in my whole life so I have little to compare it to...But I'd say I meet many many more nice people than ones who aren't.
User avatar #170 to #140 - Vanbr (02/22/2013) [-]
My entire life in Canada I have never seen someone be like "BEGONE FROM ME PLEBEIAN!"

Where I live the people are generally nice
#107 - ungcc (02/22/2013) [-]
Sorry man, but you gotta go, you can't stay here eh.
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User avatar #142 to #133 - iraniie (02/22/2013) [-]
By apologizing to them
#145 to #133 - garykn ONLINE (02/22/2013) [-]
Foolish fool. Everyone knows that Nathan Fillion is Captain Canada.
#61 - inbardo (02/22/2013) [-]
He was banhammered from Canada
He was banhammered from Canada
#67 to #61 - beerterror (02/22/2013) [-]
daaamn
daaamn
#128 - John Cena (02/22/2013) [-]
$2,300 fine?

Not $2,300 reward?
User avatar #135 to #128 - hydraetis (02/22/2013) [-]
Because it would have costed time and resources that could have been better spent on someone else.
#120 - sweetellie ONLINE (02/22/2013) [-]
I didn't know countries could ban people from entering.
I didn't know countries could ban people from entering.
User avatar #138 to #121 - mcbmichael (02/22/2013) [-]
shorter version for everyone on that list

"Considered to be engaging in unacceptable behaviour by promoting serious criminal activity and fostering hatred, which might lead to inter-community violence
User avatar #136 to #121 - mycatislookingatme (02/22/2013) [-]
Only one of the four Bin Laden sons are banned.

I feel less safe.
User avatar #123 to #121 - yurippe (02/22/2013) [-]
wait snoop dog got banned from entering UK too? why?
#125 to #123 - nocandy (02/22/2013) [-]
"On May 15, the Home Office decided that Snoop Dogg should be denied entry to the United Kingdom for the foreseeable future due to the incident at Heathrow as well as his previous convictions in the United States for drugs and firearms offenses."
He was taken off the denied entry list in 2010
User avatar #126 to #125 - yurippe (02/22/2013) [-]
ooosh, are you from UK?
#127 to #126 - nocandy (02/22/2013) [-]
No, my grandmother is, but I just used google and wikipedia
User avatar #156 to #121 - ranzoray (02/22/2013) [-]
Praise be, Shirley Roper is banned from entering the UK. At least they were able to tell her to **** off, unlike over here in the states where she has free reign.
User avatar #132 to #121 - sweetellie ONLINE (02/22/2013) [-]
Well... us British are rather ban-happy, aren't we..
#52 - turdofdoom (02/22/2013) [-]
whats so bad about swimming there ?
are there explosives there or something ?
#54 to #52 - mastercolossus (02/22/2013) [-]
he swam over. as in crossed the border. trespassing on an international level
#1 - amberice (02/21/2013) [-]
**amberice rolled a random image posted in comment #32 at kids these days ** This guy knows that feel.
#85 - John Cena (02/22/2013) [-]
thats the american side of the falls...

jus sayin...
#147 - mintaj (02/22/2013) [-]
I thought that "drunkenly" was part of his name
User avatar #3 - phoenix grinder (02/22/2013) [-]
the falls in the foreground are the American falls.

I'm from Niagara Falls Canada
User avatar #8 to #3 - thefasrdog (02/22/2013) [-]
Great place,a little campy,but fun none the less.
User avatar #16 to #3 - gandalfthegreat (02/22/2013) [-]
Did he go over Horseshoe Falls? or American Falls?
#18 to #3 - zamarneim (02/22/2013) [-]
Woot wooooot, bitches love Clifton Hill.
User avatar #29 to #18 - phoenix grinder (02/22/2013) [-]
facts. all of em
User avatar #4 to #3 - ttritt (02/22/2013) [-]
I'm from the NY side and I don't remember hearing this.
Then again that was 10 years ago...
User avatar #5 to #4 - phoenix grinder (02/22/2013) [-]
further to which no one has ever survived a fall over the American falls..due to all the rocks at the bottom. the more you know
User avatar #6 to #5 - ttritt (02/22/2013) [-]
That much I do know.
User avatar #30 to #4 - phoenix grinder (02/22/2013) [-]
Darien Lake still open?
User avatar #56 to #30 - ttritt (02/22/2013) [-]
Yeah, not a six flags anymore though.
User avatar #176 to #56 - phoenix grinder (02/22/2013) [-]
once we scaled the barbed wire to get in there..into the waterpark and took our shirts off make it look legit. **** was cash only had money for admission or booze
#48 to #30 - John Cena (02/22/2013) [-]
Darien lake is still open. Last time I went they were having snowmobile races across the water
#39 to #3 - BIGSEXYISBACKAGAIN (02/22/2013) [-]
I was in Niagara Falls, Ontario this past summer. It's beautiful. I'm sorry Niagara Falls, NY is kept up so poorly. It's so bad I really feel ashamed that to some people, that is their first impression of America. Anyway, I love that place and I must become your friend.

<------ Attached is a picture of my wife and me at "Elements on the Falls" resaurant.
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