WHAT ARE THEY CALLED ?!?!

#1 - dalokan

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(02/21/2013)[-]

Deidara, master of masturbation.

#20 to #1 - gabonicagracy

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(02/22/2013)[-]

Imagine trying to wipe your ass with those hands and the toilet paper rips through.

#59 to #20 - cormy

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(02/22/2013)[-]

#29 to #20 - anon id: b3618716

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(02/22/2013)[-]

I fell out of my seat laughing at that.

#5 to #1 - gratrunka

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(02/22/2013)[-]

I have a question.

How is that useful? Tongues in your hands, how are they used in being a ninja?

You'll be able to give someone a wet bitch-slap, but thats the full extent of usefulness.

#6 to #5 - FUUUU

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(02/22/2013)[-]

He uses them to mold his clay bombs. He also has one on his chest, that, when fed clay, turns him into a suicide bomber.

#7 to #6 - siridontcare

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(02/22/2013)[-]

....how would he practice that? how would you learn that?

#8 to #7 - FUUUU

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(02/22/2013)[-]

The clay is infused with explosive chakra, and being able to infuse that is a trait in the city he lived in. There's really been no detail as to how he actually got the mouths in his hands.

#9 to #8 - siridontcare

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(02/22/2013)[-]

born with it? mouth demon? animators have **** happen without even thinking of why?

#25 to #9 - voxxyn

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(02/22/2013)[-]

#33 to #9 - admiralen

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(02/22/2013)[-]

probably a bloodline

#10 to #9 - FUUUU

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(02/22/2013)[-]

Have you ever even read Naruto?

#15 to #9 - OminousDemon

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(02/22/2013)[-]

its easy to assume its a bloodline trait of a deceased clan such as the sharingan of the uchiha (though that was explained in depth recently)

pro-tip: dont bash stuff when u already made it obvious that you do not follow it, that being said most animes or shows in general do not explain everything

#110 to #15 - siridontcare

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(02/23/2013)[-]

I followed it all the way up to the time jump.... and I didn't bash, I tried giving helpful suggestions....

#19 to #5 - bulldozah

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(02/22/2013)[-]

If he's ever lonely, he can place his palms together and make out with himself.

#58 to #19 - eccleston

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(02/22/2013)[-]

#2 to #1 - blackcomet

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(02/22/2013)[-]

Diarrhea, what?

#55 to #1 - ColeTheUber

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(02/22/2013)[-]

Deidara: MasterBator

#4 - gravitystereo

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(02/22/2013)[-]

implying those things with dicks couldn't get off either

#11 to #4 - anon id: 420044ab

Reply0

(02/22/2013)[-]

But wouldn't you taste the dick?

#12 to #11 - gravitystereo

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(02/22/2013)[-]

it's not like you wouldn't taste the vagina

#17 to #12 - Bion

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(02/22/2013)[-]

I'd personally rather taste a vagina.

#18 to #17 - gravitystereo

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(02/22/2013)[-]

#109 to #18 - gravitystereo

Reply0

(02/22/2013)[-]

this is a reference to that episode where they're trapped in a submarine with only one woman and Nathan Explosion is like "guys. do you remember when we dated girls and we had to.. GO DOWN ON THEM?!" and they all look horrified.
The episode ended with nathan going down on the only woman on the ship and he doesn't get anything out of it and he's like NOOOOOOOOOO

hope you guys caught that

#24 to #17 - pimpinpenguin

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(02/22/2013)[-]

no you wouldn't

#26 to #24 - Bion

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(02/22/2013)[-]

To be fair, I guess I've never tasted a penis, so I guess I can't REALLY saw that it tastes bad.

#37 to #26 - tyraxio

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(02/22/2013)[-]

WELL I GUESS YOU COULD SAY IT TASTES LIKE CHICKEN

be...because cock... cockerel... rooster... ill find my way out

#96 to #37 - anon id: 38209202

Reply0

(02/22/2013)[-]

wow, very original, very funny NOT, very retarded. dont make jokes, bad joke. idiot.

#77 to #26 - propanex

Reply0

(02/22/2013)[-]

Well you can say, out of all the dicks you touched, you liked 100% of them, of course, 100% of them being yours.

#49 - beerterror

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(02/22/2013)[-]

#39 - Plagus

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(02/22/2013)[-]

Not to be confused with people who are vaginas.

#40 to #39 - thelegitmetalhead

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(02/22/2013)[-]

Plagus, you just made my day.
I present to you this gif.

#41 to #40 - freshtoker

Reply0

(02/22/2013)[-]

what show is that?

#42 to #41 - thelegitmetalhead

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(02/22/2013)[-]

Regular Show. I find it humorous.

#34 - yunoknow

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(02/22/2013)[-]

how is it that everyone on tumblr seems to get sarcasm so naturally?

#36 to #34 - coolchalkyxxx

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(02/22/2013)[-]

It's their native tongue.
English is a second language.

#30 - kaboomz#12 on commentsRank#12

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(02/22/2013)[-]

people with vaginas

i just cant stop laughing

#31 to #30 - deadmeme**User deleted account**

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#102 to #31 - hansifan

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(02/22/2013)[-]

Please don't make fun of this. I know people with vaginas, it's a serious issue

#38 - hemming

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(02/22/2013)[-]

Wouldn't the tongues just get dry and ****?

#54 to #38 - boogermen**User deleted account**

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#56 to #54 - multimedia

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(02/22/2013)[-]

I think he meant in general, when not in vaginas.

#61 to #56 - ipwnallnubz

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(02/22/2013)[-]

That means you just have to keep them in vaginas.

#62 to #61 - multimedia

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(02/22/2013)[-]

Good plan.

#63 to #62 - ipwnallnubz

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(02/22/2013)[-]

I thought so.

#64 to #63 - multimedia

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(02/22/2013)[-]

I would thumb you up, but for some reason for the past few days my thumbing doesn't count.

#68 to #64 - ipwnallnubz

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(02/22/2013)[-]

Well, maybe you just need thumbs back.

#70 to #68 - multimedia

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(02/22/2013)[-]

I've seen other people post about the same problem, so it's probably just items ******* things up...AGAIN

#71 to #70 - ipwnallnubz

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(02/22/2013)[-]

I will still give you thumbs.

#72 to #71 - multimedia

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(02/22/2013)[-]

Thank you. I will continue trying to thumb you.

#69 to #38 - anon id: fc4e574c

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(02/22/2013)[-]

they would get dry but i don't think tongues poop.

#14 - pitvipertacos**User deleted account**

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#16 to #14 - breakfastlunch

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(02/22/2013)[-]

Say what, now?

#21 to #16 - johnnyferno

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(02/22/2013)[-]

#57 to #14 - harlequinlove

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(02/22/2013)[-]

#44 to #14 - anon id: 4f40fa62

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(02/22/2013)[-]

wait, there's a word for that now? cool.

#85 - ljhpie

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(02/22/2013)[-]

#78 - rainbowdemo

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(02/22/2013)[-]

**rainbowdemo rolled a random image posted in comment #67 at The origins of Hnghhh ** how to eat a pussy

#89 to #78 - vatra

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(02/22/2013)[-]

Roasted, got it.