Darth Pistorius. .. I hear the evidence is really piling up against him. Sounds like the poor guy's not got a leg to stand on. :/
x
Click to expand

Comments(207):

[ 207 comments ]
What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
#10 - juffs (02/22/2013) [-]
So.... Is it just me...

Or is Darth Pistorius actually a pretty legit Sith name?
#32 to #10 - freeyourmind (02/22/2013) [-]
Darth Bernstein is better
#81 to #10 - asasqw (02/22/2013) [-]
Darth Darth
User avatar #119 to #10 - vegardwd (02/22/2013) [-]
youre propably thinking of Darth Pelagius
#202 to #119 - stopsdropsand (02/22/2013) [-]
He meant that Darth Pistorius sounds like it would make a good Sith name. Not that it actually is one.
#20 to #10 - masdercheef (02/22/2013) [-]
8/10, would crush Rebel Scum for.
User avatar #6 - sixfootfive (02/21/2013) [-]
I hear the evidence is really piling up against him.

Sounds like the poor guy's not got a leg to stand on. :/
#214 to #6 - Rascal (02/22/2013) [-]
******* CAN ACTUALLY SEE THROUGH THINGS
They can see your big plasma tv and your bucket of KFC from the street!!

The reason alot of ******* stand on corners is to see through cars and see if they contain something valuable, such as watermelons. ******* tend to stay in ghettos because they dont want the other races to know their secret power. They actually talk openly about it to each other, but other races cant understand it , because ******* have their own form of english. They especially stay far away from asians as they can read minds. That is one of the reasons ******* tend to invade white countries and stay away from asian countries. The ability to see through walls and **** , makes them very effective thieves and hustlers. This is why they tend to migrate to rich countries to set up ghettos(theif HQ). Sand ******* is not yet known to pocess this power, but they do seem to share similar behaviours.

Spread the word!!!!
User avatar #7 to #6 - neopolitancake (02/22/2013) [-]
You are a terrible human being
#8 to #7 - kobegriffeysanders (02/22/2013) [-]
Welcome to the Internet, the place where anything goes.
Welcome to the Internet, the place where anything goes.
#48 to #8 - XPurdonx **User deleted account** (02/22/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #41 to #7 - TheExile (02/22/2013) [-]
Irrelevant. This is the internet.
User avatar #207 to #7 - sixfootfive (02/22/2013) [-]
I'm sorry. I didn't mean to offend anyone. :(
#58 to #6 - halor (02/22/2013) [-]
well guess my ticket just came in again...i wonder how trips i have to take before i get my own chauffeur
User avatar #198 to #58 - rieskimo (02/22/2013) [-]
With that in-flight film? Yep, that is definitely a ticket to hell.
#209 to #6 - whatwouldlemmydo (02/22/2013) [-]
Apparently his only defence is that he was legless at the time.
User avatar #212 to #6 - mrgreeny ONLINE (02/22/2013) [-]
Everyone is making jokes about him, i dont know any so ill just take a shot in the dark.
User avatar #38 to #6 - teoberry (02/22/2013) [-]
Apparently he's joining the prison basketball team. Word is he's the best shooter they've got in years.
User avatar #14 to #6 - mullacllahdoow (02/22/2013) [-]
have you not heard he's in the clear now, they found new evidence in his favour, footprints at the crime scene.
User avatar #128 to #14 - pizzavampire (02/22/2013) [-]
Yeah guys, just put yourself in his shoes
#4 - Take (02/21/2013) [-]
hfw
User avatar #65 to #4 - toosexyforyou (02/22/2013) [-]
"I am the bullet in the gun, the promise of what's to come, and Imma remain a soldier until the war is won."
User avatar #50 to #4 - aussiepridevil (02/22/2013) [-]
woah, are we all ignoring the fact he's doing a nike commercial, with no ******* feet to put shoes on!?
#115 to #50 - evilhomer ONLINE (02/22/2013) [-]
Nike doesn't only make shoes. He's wearing some kind of Nike spandex or some **** . Educate yourself fool!
#92 - mickeymaufive (02/22/2013) [-]
What is Oscar Pistorius favourite band?



Bullet for my Valentine.
#206 to #92 - Rascal (02/22/2013) [-]
could be my bloody valentine as well
User avatar #111 to #92 - syrenthra ONLINE (02/22/2013) [-]
I see you are already on your train ride to hell, would you like a snack for the trip? :D
#143 - CapnInterwebz (02/22/2013) [-]
This guy's been through so much in so little time. I bet he can hardly stand it.
This guy's been through so much in so little time. I bet he can hardly stand it.
#154 to #143 - tuckthisphit (02/22/2013) [-]
I certainly have seen what've you done there,kind sir.
#53 - dovahsix (02/22/2013) [-]
talk about taking your girlfriend out on Valentines Day
talk about taking your girlfriend out on Valentines Day
User avatar #5 - kobegriffeysanders (02/21/2013) [-]
This whole murder case had me stumped.
User avatar #2 - roguetrooper (02/21/2013) [-]
Roses are Red
Violets are glorious
Don't sneak up
On Oscar Pistorius
#118 - dubii (02/22/2013) [-]
None of this would have happened if he had no arms.
User avatar #126 to #118 - ZeGerman (02/22/2013) [-]
I read this in Frankie Boyles thick Glaswegian Accent. Thank you :).
0
#147 to #126 - ghostlytaco **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #149 to #147 - ZeGerman (02/22/2013) [-]
It's thick enough so i, a german who grew up learning oxford standard english, sometimes can'T understand what he's on about :).
0
#150 to #149 - ghostlytaco **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#122 to #118 - srapture (02/22/2013) [-]
Oh really?
Oh really?
#49 - breakfastlunch (02/22/2013) [-]
The comments are a hilarious one-way ticket to Hell.
The comments are a hilarious one-way ticket to Hell.
#184 - lasmamoe (02/22/2013) [-]
I realised i was reading it wrong right about here.
#3 - teranin ONLINE (02/21/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#64 to #3 - bigrog (02/22/2013) [-]
just saw that episode, one of my favs
User avatar #107 - wetpantslol (02/22/2013) [-]
She didn't notice Oscar sneaking up behind her.

It was the silence of the limbs.
User avatar #103 - swittig (02/22/2013) [-]
>reading CNN article about this
>comments on article include references to OP
>realize OP means Oscar Pistorious
>someone asks why he would kill his girlfriend
>write "OP is a faggot"
#186 - arrowinurbutt (02/22/2013) [-]
Cripples! Woot!
User avatar #190 to #186 - majormoron (02/22/2013) [-]
I love you, kind sir/madam, I thought I should let you know.
#98 - crosskill (02/22/2013) [-]
"I'm the only disabled who can do it", this **** is ******* gold.
+18
#183 - ilikechocalatemilk **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#187 to #183 - crosskill (02/22/2013) [-]
Goddamnit, Carlos, you inbred ******* spic.
#195 - sirbonzaiatak (02/22/2013) [-]
is it weird that i got this ad for a pistorious picture?
#159 - gibroner (02/22/2013) [-]
He could try to fight the case but he wouldn't have a leg to stand on
#160 to #159 - shiphotel (02/22/2013) [-]
Carlos!
User avatar #164 to #160 - ismellnewfag (02/22/2013) [-]
Mother... ******* ...CARLOS!
[ 207 comments ]
Leave a comment
 Friends (0)