Epic Collection of Hipster Jokes. The last one is hilarious XD.. "Ice was water before it was cool" hipster youtube joke epictube
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#46 - deezknuts
Reply +106
(02/22/2013) [-]
"Ice was water before it was cool"
"Ice was water before it was cool"
#60 to #46 - anon
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(02/22/2013) [-]
ice was water, before it was cool.
#99 to #46 - JoshBauer
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(02/22/2013) [-]
I was thinking the same thing. Should be..

Why do hipsters love water?
Because it's ice before it's cool.

..right?
#132 to #99 - theprocrastibator
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(02/22/2013) [-]
No. Let me try to break this down. "Ice was water before it was cool" is basically saying "Ice used to be at a higher temperature when it was water. Then it got cool and turned into ice"
I have no ******* idea if that helped or confused you more but hey, I tried.
#135 to #132 - psychrophile
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(02/22/2013) [-]
Yeah, but the joke still fails. The hipster should love water, not ice. I think this is what confused the OP more than anything, but I could be wrong.
#131 to #99 - blakehill
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(02/22/2013) [-]
No. It's write in the content. what you said was this

The water is ice before it's cool. Well, before ice is cool, it's water. AFTER the water is cool.

Do you understand? It's hard to explain in words, lol

Not trying to be a dick btw, just trying to sort out the joke.
#141 to #46 - icameheretotroll ONLINE
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(02/22/2013) [-]
Ice water, before the water was cool
#184 to #46 - deezknuts
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(02/22/2013) [-]
oh so its subject to double interpretation

Correct: ice was once water, before it became cool

Incorrect: ice is just water before aforementioned water became cool
#143 to #46 - goodpsize
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(02/22/2013) [-]
It would make more sense if the question was why hipsters like water..
It would make more sense if the question was why hipsters like water..
#50 to #46 - cheesynipples
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(02/22/2013) [-]
ice used to be water but then it was cooled down
#56 to #50 - iusedtocare
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(02/22/2013) [-]
Actually it froze...
#57 - Dakafal
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(02/22/2013) [-]
>be me,16ish at the time (i think)
>The Black Keys had been my favorite band for years
>wear a different one of their shirts at least once a week
>they release a new album, Brothers
>all of a sudden they're on the radio and in commercials
>some kid at school walks up to me when I'm wearing their shirt
>"Oh I love those guys! What's your fav song?!"
> I name a song on one of their older albums
>"you just made that up, I've never heard of that one and they're like my fav band"
>walk away, raging inside
>go home and and copy all of their albums to discs
>go to school next day
>put all the discs on his desk and tell him to educate himself
>he looks at them confused
>"what the hell is this, they just started, they only have one album"

and that was when I killed him

But seriously, it pisses me off when I've like a band for awhile and then as soon as they get popular all of a sudden they're everyones "favorite band" for all of 5 minutes. I know I shouldn't get angry about it, but I do.
#115 to #57 - toosexyforyou
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(02/22/2013) [-]
Wow that's pretty stupid of you. No offense. I really hope that was a while in the past.
#58 to #57 - naturedave
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(02/22/2013) [-]
That's different then a person not liking a song because other people like it
#47 - Mynd
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(02/22/2013) [-]
Well, this post made me laugh and also gave me a good song to listen to. Thanks OP.
#97 - redwailmer **User deleted account**
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(02/22/2013) [-]
My favorite joke:   
   
How many hipsters does it take to screw in a light bulb?   
   
It's an obscure number, you've probably never heard of it.
My favorite joke:

How many hipsters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's an obscure number, you've probably never heard of it.
#168 to #97 - tragono **User deleted account**
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(02/22/2013) [-]
Graham's number
#70 - pikininja
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(02/22/2013) [-]
That last one is beautiful. :D   
   
And I ******* love Imagine Dragons.
That last one is beautiful. :D

And I ******* love Imagine Dragons.
#91 to #70 - olafthebard
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(02/22/2013) [-]
Jimmy Dean says **** yo ****...
#5 - shortbusterrorist **User deleted account**
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#37 to #5 - defender
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(02/22/2013) [-]
tell me where you live so I can do everyone a favor
#6 to #5 - reinmar
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(02/21/2013) [-]
How can a majority be hipster....that would just make them mainstream.....Does. Not. Compute
#8 to #6 - anon
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(02/21/2013) [-]
OhmyGod... I was fine
#21 to #6 - jarelk
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(02/22/2013) [-]
Though, ironically, hipsters have apparantly become so mainstream that everyone knows what a hipster is.
#123 - grimmwaters ONLINE
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(02/22/2013) [-]
PUSH A HIPSTER DOWN AN ESCALATOR


NOW WHO'S TUMBLING?
#42 - poniesfuckedmeover
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(02/22/2013) [-]
I love this band, and i love this song even more. Honestly, it did kinda bug me when they used it for a NatGeo commercial, and the band slowly got more and more popular...

inb4; Kinda Hipsterfag...
#111 to #42 - longpubes
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(02/22/2013) [-]
im also a fan and i as well get annoyed when bands i like get more popular but mostly because popularity tends to ruin the quality of the artists' songs
#48 to #42 - anon
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(02/22/2013) [-]
I too like Imagine Dragons
#92 to #42 - cooperjones
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(02/22/2013) [-]
For me it was QOTSA and Porcupine Tree
#44 to #42 - Iloldmypants
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(02/22/2013) [-]
I doesn't matter if you like it, what's important is that you like because YOU like it and not because others don't.
#63 - curtt
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(02/22/2013) [-]
I love this band im im glad they're getting the recognition they deserve
I love this band im im glad they're getting the recognition they deserve
#49 - ocnamesaregone
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(02/22/2013) [-]
My brother bought me their album for christmas.   
   
My brother's a nice guy
My brother bought me their album for christmas.

My brother's a nice guy
#77 to #49 - anon
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(02/22/2013) [-]
cool story bro
#157 to #49 - anon
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(02/22/2013) [-]
stool bory cro!
#188 to #49 - anon
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(07/06/2013) [-]
[big][big][big][big][big][big] wow
#129 to #49 - mrnoodlez
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(02/22/2013) [-]
Cool bro story.