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User avatar #175 - Loppytaffy (02/22/2013) [-]
"Ice was water before it was cool"

I don't get it. Surely it should be the water that hipsters love.
#176 to #175 - chaoticwaffle (02/22/2013) [-]
It's playing on the fact that hipsters enjoy things that aren't well known and dislike when they become well known and accepted. The statement "It was water before it was cool" is a metaphor for a trend making the transition from unknown to well known. Which is why it works.
User avatar #177 to #176 - Loppytaffy (02/22/2013) [-]
but they'd like it as water, and then diregard it as ice when it became "cool"
#178 to #177 - chaoticwaffle (02/22/2013) [-]
WHY MUST YOU QUESTION A JOKE! IT IS A JOKE. CAPS RAGE. I AM OF NO HELP TO YOU SIR. WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME. GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
User avatar #180 to #178 - Loppytaffy (02/22/2013) [-]
the D.
#181 to #180 - chaoticwaffle (02/22/2013) [-]
Yeah... most women do. And some men. It's just something I've learned to live with.
#172 - firstresponder (02/22/2013) [-]
" I liked this band before it was cool, but now that it is cool, I wish it was unsuccessful and I dont understand why other people like them"


but Imagine dragons are ******* amazing
#173 to #172 - anonymous (02/22/2013) [-]
Yeah, and letting the new Stephanie Meyer movie "The Host" (not the Korean one) use the song for its soundtrack was a great move to get it popular!
#171 - ireallyhateorphans (02/22/2013) [-]
If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to hear it, does a hipster buy the recording?
#174 to #171 - anonymous (02/22/2013) [-]
Yes. So they can brag to all their friends about having heard it first.
User avatar #170 - PubLandlord ONLINE (02/22/2013) [-]
I only went to listen to it after hearing it on the assassins creed advert
#165 - rollcore (02/22/2013) [-]
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#164 - anonymous (02/22/2013) [-]
OMG I LOVE THIS BAND I HOPE THEY NEVER GATE FAMOUS wut?
#163 - jamhamington (02/22/2013) [-]
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#162 - curtisbentley (02/22/2013) [-]
Although I hate all this hipster 						****					, there's one thing that does annoy me and that's when people start liking an artist but only knowing a single, 						*******					, song. Macklemore, for example, has gained a lot of recognition with Thrift Shop so all I hear is "I'm gunna pop some tags" every other sentence rather than any lines from his songs about drug use.
Although I hate all this hipster **** , there's one thing that does annoy me and that's when people start liking an artist but only knowing a single, ******* , song. Macklemore, for example, has gained a lot of recognition with Thrift Shop so all I hear is "I'm gunna pop some tags" every other sentence rather than any lines from his songs about drug use.
#166 to #162 - pariahlol (02/22/2013) [-]
They're called one hit wonders, unless that person's other songs gain popularity. If you don't like that, well then you're ****** . You can like a song without knowing or liking every ******* song they made, and if you don't like that, you're almost as bad as hipsters.
#169 to #166 - anonymous (02/22/2013) [-]
See, not Beeing ONE HIT WONDER BUT SITTING BACK WATCHING THAT STUPID "BUBBLE GUM HIT" the one with the taste lasting a little longer than usual ~ BEE VAULTED ~ CLASSICS KEEP CUMMIN
#158 - slyve (02/22/2013) [-]
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Wait, hipsters are real? There are actual people out there who managed to reach this level of obnoxiousness?

I... I'm kinda impressed.
#161 to #158 - lemleet (02/22/2013) [-]
yeah, went to a starbucks a while ago. there were many of those. kinda fun
#155 - olisaurus (02/22/2013) [-]
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#154 - neoexdeath ONLINE (02/22/2013) [-]
I was epically failing BEFORE Youtube...Barely...maybe, hell if I know, the entire mid to late 2000's is a friggin' blur. Did you know you can get high off your ass if you snort dried smegma? One HELL of a trip
I was epically failing BEFORE Youtube...Barely...maybe, hell if I know, the entire mid to late 2000's is a friggin' blur. Did you know you can get high off your ass if you snort dried smegma? One HELL of a trip
#148 - explosifjosiff (02/22/2013) [-]
this song was used in an ad for a game like mass effect or something wasn't it?
User avatar #149 to #148 - TheHutchie (02/22/2013) [-]
I've heard it on the radio and can confirm that it is not in Mass Effect. ******* love the Mass Effect soundtrack.
User avatar #151 to #149 - Keril (02/22/2013) [-]
Not Mass Effect indeed, but Assassin's Creed 3.
#150 to #149 - explosifjosiff (02/22/2013) [-]
I don't know where i heard it so :/ this is gunna bug me all day
User avatar #153 to #150 - TheHutchie (02/22/2013) [-]
I think it's been in a few TV adverts. "Commercials" as they say in the States. I can't remember what the song even sounds like, but I know I heard it on the radio, and I'd have taken more notice if it was in Mass Effect, so there's my logic on that one.
#159 to #153 - explosifjosiff (02/22/2013) [-]
If you say it wasn't in Mass Effect then it more than likley wasn't. I just remember there was an add that had the song in it. Whatever the add was anyway I'm guessing its probably the reason the song suddenly became popular
User avatar #160 to #159 - TheHutchie (02/22/2013) [-]
Well Keril up there seems to think it was in something to do with Assassin's Creed III. Mystery solved?
#167 to #160 - explosifjosiff (02/22/2013) [-]
it seems so :D
User avatar #146 - coolchalkyxxx (02/22/2013) [-]
Cool song though,
#142 - nephrithotroll (02/22/2013) [-]
there are so many streams
I however dislike the main stream such as lady gaga, rihanna, lil wayne, justin bieber, ke$ha and what not
mostly because of the fans or the music being stupid enough to give me a tumour
However I still think there are bands that deserve to be recognised because they are good or have potential.
not because of singing about bling bling, ass n tits or parting till you drop or using auto tune in every ******* song.
#156 to #142 - anonymous (02/22/2013) [-]
Now look deep inside yourself, and ask "Why did I just explain myself to the internet?" and come up with the answer "Because subconsciously I know that I am everything they know to be lame and worthy of scorn."
#140 - illegalartist (02/22/2013) [-]
you know the video of the guy dancing to a dubstep remix of pumped up kicks? the one with 81 million views? ya ill admit i thought i was kind of cool for discovering it when it only had a million or two
#139 - Nahyon (02/22/2013) [-]
Just had to find this song on YT. it's beautiful
User avatar #137 - ultimoz (02/22/2013) [-]
I personally want the bands I listen to to become mainstream, they deserve that. So many people in my school hate rock music and that pisses me off, especially because they listen to one or two songs and hate the whole genre. I want a rock generation to happen soon.
User avatar #138 to #137 - thatnerdyguy (02/22/2013) [-]
"People always talk about bands selling out when they shouldn't, but I don't know man...I kind of just want to make some ******* money"
-My friend Ian, guitarist.
#133 - anonymous (02/22/2013) [-]
Part I found great about this was how the guy claims to stop liking the song just cause other people have found out about it. Like a bunch of other people listening to the song would change your musical taste and make you hate it suddenly.
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