Medium Alcohol Comp. Just some alcohol stuff i found all over the net Short comp here : /funny_pictures/4442716/Short+alcohol+comp/. Nothing here sto
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#24 - thehornedking
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User avatar #36 - bakonforall
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"Technically, alcohol is a solution"

by that logic, so is bleach.
#37 to #36 - anon id: 94628bbf
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solution for the gene pool!!
User avatar #38 to #36 - halor
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well they both are in the chemical sense as they are usually diluted in water or another fluid that doesn't react with them
User avatar #45 to #38 - bakonforall
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you seem to have missed the joke...
#40 to #36 - doopleganger
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#9 - diablojoe
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But... Alcohols are just compounds with a hydroxyl functional group bonded to a an atom of carbon. Do you even ******* chemistry, Chemistry Cat?
#10 to #9 - sreggin
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i didnt think anyone would know that
i didnt think anyone would know that
User avatar #14 to #9 - Ardoyanconorvich
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My brother had to listen to me bitching about this for like 5 minutes straight
#25 to #9 - anon id: c0dac277
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The one with 2 carbons is ethanol. I'm sure you know this but to clarify for people, DONT DRINK ANY ALCOHOL. Methanol will **** you up!
User avatar #28 to #9 - TheNextJoker
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*the hydroxyl group must be the highest priority functional group. E.g., if there is an aldehyde present as well as an alcohol, then the compound would be classified as an aldehyde, not an alcohol.
User avatar #48 to #9 - Fgner
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Nope, that's not true. You see, we never drink straight alcohol. Even the highest proofs aren't 100%, that's ridiculous and wouldn't even be nice tasting at all. Drinking alcohols are mixed with different types of flavorings and liquids. This makes them solutions. Homogeneously solutions.
User avatar #71 to #48 - diablojoe
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Yes, but it never says alcoholic beverages, it just says alcohol.
User avatar #73 to #71 - Fgner
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Alcohol is often used to refer to alcoholic beverages. Rarely is the entire phrase slurred out because everybody understands. The entire post is talking about alcoholic beverages, therefore it can be assumed that the joke is saying that most people will say alcohol (drinking) isn't the answer, but technically alcohol (the beverage) is a solution (of alcohol and other things).
User avatar #74 to #73 - diablojoe
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Well, if the cat is implied to be a Chemist then he should not mixing terms
NO ASSUMPTIONS.
User avatar #75 to #74 - Fgner
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That itself is based off the assumption that all chemist cats are quite literal in their terminology and incapable of using slang terms to easy wording!

Hypocrisy! Blasphemy!
User avatar #76 to #75 - diablojoe
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Well, I don't think either of us can be proven conclusively right or wrong given the lack of evidence to support either argument
#77 to #76 - Fgner
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#58 to #48 - usmellfunny
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no, since when it's 100% it's a gas and not liquid.
User avatar #72 to #58 - TheNextJoker
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Pure ethanol will be statistically be a gas at ~350K (~79 degrees Celsius). Varying the purity of the alcohol with different solvents (water, maybe ether) can raise or lower the boiling point. Purity is not the only factor you must account for when assessing the phase of ethanol.

The predominant intermolecular force present in ethanol is the very strong electrostatic dipole-dipole interaction known as hydrogen bonding. If I presume that you are talking about about ethanol being 100% pure while at room temperature, then I must say that I find its phase being a gas to be quite improbable; the intermolecular forces are too strong for the thermal energies of the ethanol molecules to overcome and expand to the gaseous phase.
#6 - tenthdivine
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Alcohol is not a ******* solution for god's sake, it's a compound.
User avatar #21 to #6 - mykoira
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it's solution for question like what kind compound is ethanol
#44 - dreamthrow
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#59 - anaphase
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User avatar #50 - oottovann
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NO GREAT STORY STARTS WITH A SALAD.

Are you ******* kidding me?
Sit the **** down kids, it's story time.

>Friend I know, let's call him "Jim" turned 21
>Go to Olive Garden for dinner
>Get food, breadsticks, salad.
>Eatin tons of food and ****
>I should note friend has braces.
>doesn't give a ****, eats everything
>get stuffed and go to strip club
>Lapdances help full tummies
>Get friend lap dance
>stripper learns it's Bro's 21st bday
>Takes him into "back room"
>Hour goes by, he comes out
>Ate the chick out and got a hummer
>Highfives all around
>Finally head home and pass out.
User avatar #51 to #50 - oottovann
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CONT.
>Wake up in morning
>Bro's mouth hella ****** up.
>He can't talk well
>Take him to doctor
>Doctor examines and ****
>He says it's herpes.
>******* HERPES ALL THE WAY DOWN HIS THROAT.

Apparently, he felt something stuck in his braces, and thought it was part of a salad or food or something, and chewed it and ate it.

It was a ball of herpes from that stripper's snatch....
#60 to #51 - europe
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holy **** that's disgusting
#55 to #51 - paydend
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7/10 gave me a hearty chuckle
7/10 gave me a hearty chuckle
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#61 to #51 - basham
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#31 - afternoon
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#20 - juffs
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Did anyone else get a bit of a feel from the 2.5 Men one?

Please don't tell me I'm alone