Poo Butter. Best prank ever. 1. Poo Butter all up. " dawn ii: .) rig PUD Butter is one cf the ultimate payback; to yew mortal enemy, pr failing that, a superbly
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Poo Butter

 
Poo Butter. Best prank ever. 1. Poo Butter all up. " dawn ii: .) rig PUD Butter is one cf the ultimate payback; to yew mortal enemy, pr failing that, a superbly

Best prank ever

1. Poo Butter all up. " dawn ii: .) rig
PUD Butter is one cf the ultimate payback; to yew mortal enemy, pr failing
that, a superbly disgusting prank that will make yum the mast outcast, hated
human being crn scur friends' lists.
Simply sneak into scur victims kitchen and take a tub cf butter pr
margarine from the fridge. Take the tub and place it in the microwave for 1
2 minutes reduce the butter/ marg into a liquid.
Peur this liquid in to an empty receptacle, such as a bawl pr glass, and put it
by the side.
Now, take the empty butter/ marg container and defecate into it. (Zines this
filthy task: is , ppm the liquid butter/ marg on top of yew
defecation, replace the lid, then place the butter/ marg back: in to the fridge.
Scan, the butter/ marg will , comepletely hiding the deathly secret
yum have laid withing. "r' cur hapless victim will using the butter, until
pne day, as the level recedes, they start scraping a peculiar substance put
of the tub that is definately not butter. Cruel isn' t it?
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#22 - motherfuckingkenji (02/21/2013) [-]
Cruelty level: INFINITE
#46 to #22 - anon (02/21/2013) [-]
nutella tastes like **** anyways
#73 to #46 - kirokan (02/22/2013) [-]
do not speak of nutella like that anon
do not speak of nutella like that anon
#64 to #22 - turbodoosh (02/22/2013) [-]
Eh, I'd still eat around it. The nutella that is.
#36 - grandmabetty (02/21/2013) [-]
NOW WE KNOW WHAT IT ACTUALLY IS, OH MY GOD
#121 - murdocisgod (02/22/2013) [-]
**murdocisgod rolled a random image posted in comment #54 at yummy ** >hfw
#40 - einhetvin (02/21/2013) [-]
I dont know what else I was expecting from "Poo Butter"
#19 - dipshitz (02/21/2013) [-]
huh
User avatar #5 - fourtwentt (02/21/2013) [-]
'i CANT believe this is not butter'!!
User avatar #30 to #5 - ohgodwaitimatheist (02/21/2013) [-]
I can't believe it's "I can't believe it's not butter".
#133 - creepingorion (02/22/2013) [-]
And then your friend dies from eating your rancid decomposing 			****		.
And then your friend dies from eating your rancid decomposing **** .
User avatar #117 - JimiHendrix (02/22/2013) [-]
I'm all for good pranks and all.. but there's something about making your friend eat your aged **** that makes me think there's a line not to be crossed
User avatar #123 to #117 - Shitthatscrazy (02/22/2013) [-]
and then alcohol clears the way forward to new frontiers
#97 - bigdogmt (02/22/2013) [-]
now I know why I can't believe it's not butter
#82 - letmetellyouastory (02/22/2013) [-]
That heinous act was not thought of by mortal men.
That heinous act was not thought of by mortal men.
#107 to #82 - oldenglishassassin (02/22/2013) [-]
I think you mean "anus" act.
I think you mean "anus" act.
User avatar #109 to #107 - letmetellyouastory (02/22/2013) [-]
hue hue hue
#152 - indegi (02/22/2013) [-]
Who the **** comes up with this **** !?
#20 - echobase (02/21/2013) [-]
And here i was eating a sandwich.
And here i was eating a sandwich.
#3 - jimmynutz (02/21/2013) [-]
>hfw
#104 - magict (02/22/2013) [-]
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User avatar #7 - evilanakie ONLINE (02/21/2013) [-]
piss in melted butter
stir that ****
tee hee
#173 - memescomefromb (02/22/2013) [-]
I came up with one awhile ago called "Crock potting". I have yet to do it. And I honestly don't have the balls to do it. But if it ever happened, I think that would be the day I die laughing. Anyways it goes like this;   
>Find your victims, preferably people you absolutely despise, and or heavy partiers.   
>Find out when they are throwing a party in their parents downstairs basement, or their small apartment.    
>Wait until they are fairly drunk to where they wont recognize you, and bring in some more hard alcohol. Everclear, moonshine, you name it. The goal now is to get them to forget you were ever there, and to pass out cold.    
>Once everyone is passed out, go get your crock pot and plug it in to the outlet closest to everyone.   
>Take a 			****		 in the crock pot   
>Turn the crock pot on high, put the lid on, and leave.   
When everyone wakes up in the morning, they will be greeted with the pleasant aroma of "Hot 			****		". People are going to be so 			*******		 angry and confused about 'who 			****		 in the crock pot last night', and someone is going to have to take one for the team, and unplug it. The smell will also probably linger for days.   
   
I may have problems..
I came up with one awhile ago called "Crock potting". I have yet to do it. And I honestly don't have the balls to do it. But if it ever happened, I think that would be the day I die laughing. Anyways it goes like this;
>Find your victims, preferably people you absolutely despise, and or heavy partiers.
>Find out when they are throwing a party in their parents downstairs basement, or their small apartment.
>Wait until they are fairly drunk to where they wont recognize you, and bring in some more hard alcohol. Everclear, moonshine, you name it. The goal now is to get them to forget you were ever there, and to pass out cold.
>Once everyone is passed out, go get your crock pot and plug it in to the outlet closest to everyone.
>Take a **** in the crock pot
>Turn the crock pot on high, put the lid on, and leave.
When everyone wakes up in the morning, they will be greeted with the pleasant aroma of "Hot **** ". People are going to be so ******* angry and confused about 'who **** in the crock pot last night', and someone is going to have to take one for the team, and unplug it. The smell will also probably linger for days.

I may have problems..
#175 to #173 - thefunnyjunktroll (02/22/2013) [-]
We all smell them.
#143 - cloudstrifeownsall (02/22/2013) [-]
HFW
HFW
#162 to #143 - gameshredder (02/22/2013) [-]
Gotta love Andrew WK.
Gotta love Andrew WK.
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