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#10 - babypenisy ONLINE (02/21/2013) [-]
she is sexy
#13 to #10 - Rascal (02/21/2013) [-]
Sucks that real goths aren't.
User avatar #14 to #13 - babypenisy ONLINE (02/21/2013) [-]
some of them are
User avatar #17 to #14 - sergejkarkarov (02/21/2013) [-]
Many of them are.
User avatar #21 to #17 - darthblam (02/22/2013) [-]
Too bad most have freakish personalities or are the attention whoring "rebel" types though.
User avatar #47 to #21 - babypenisy ONLINE (02/22/2013) [-]
i actually dont mind those types
User avatar #48 to #47 - sergejkarkarov (02/22/2013) [-]
#4 - dritz (02/21/2013) [-]
I would berry my dick so far inside your ass, who ever could pull it out would be crowned king Arthur.
User avatar #24 to #4 - zerositnator (02/22/2013) [-]
So they'd be the new king in 30 seconds?
#26 - hauptishere (02/22/2013) [-]
"Save the cheerleader save the world.......from zombies."
User avatar #43 to #26 - spoogle (02/22/2013) [-]
Poor Heroes. :(
User avatar #29 - TehGirman (02/22/2013) [-]
I saw Warm Bodies with my girlfriend, it was decent, and there were some parts I laughed at, but my father summed it up best, I think : "It had zombies, but if you think it was anything BUT a chick flick then i'm disowning you."
User avatar #22 - thehornedking (02/22/2013) [-]
Warm Bodies got me laid. 5 stars!
User avatar #25 - glassskulljack (02/22/2013) [-]
Took my girlfriend to see it, not a bad movie i must say.
#2 - lollocaust (02/21/2013) [-]
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i went to see warm bodies with my girlfriend for valentines i can honestly say it's not that bad sure its a love film but it's also a film about finding the cure by zombies remembering there human selfs. it beats twilight hands down as it's not too forced and there are plenty of laughs in there to make it bearable for any male who goes.
It isn't the best film by a longshot it's more of a see it once and move on kind of deal and the story about the different type of zombies is intriguing to say the least.
User avatar #42 - spoogle (02/22/2013) [-]
Claire will be fine.
User avatar #1 - mitchthehugeman ONLINE (02/21/2013) [-]
Is this the sequel to twilight?
#11 - joaomartins (02/21/2013) [-]
Sooo ... this is a real thing ... I always thought .... I always wanted to thought it was just rummers ... that nothing so stupid could even be created .... I was wrong ... GOD WAS I WRONG !!
User avatar #38 to #11 - Supercolton (02/22/2013) [-]
What? Zombie Romance? It wasnt that bad.Its nothing like Twilight. I dont have Twilight because a girl falls in love with vampire and that was an idea exhausted before Twilight. The problem is EVERY character is just awful. Warm Bodies on the other hand has smart characters,funny jokes,and a some what believable You need to login to view this link really is a good movie
#12 to #11 - Rascal (02/21/2013) [-]
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#39 - hooky (02/22/2013) [-]
I keep thinking of seeing this movie although I'm not too crazy for zombies but it reminds me a lot of one of my favorite books Breathers, it's a really funny book actually I suggest it to anyone looking for a good book.
User avatar #37 - rabaneristo (02/22/2013) [-]
In Brazil, Warm Bodies was translated as "Meu Namorado é um Zumbi", meaning "My Boyfriend is a Zombie".
Felt like sharing.
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#18 - faoneone (02/21/2013) [-]
Hollywood is doing to zombies, the same pussyfying **** they did to vampires and werewolves, I think it needs to stop, and also, why are so many authors into necrophilia?!
#33 to #18 - benttoyourwill (02/22/2013) [-]
How were the vampires and werewolves from Twilight pussyfied? Okay so yeah they were a bit more... emotional then the conventional version of them but the vampires were still super fast, super strong beings whos purpose was to kill and drink blood and the werewolves are still giant wolves whos purpose is to hunt. Just because you don't like the series doesn't mean you gotta go off shooting blanks.
#41 to #33 - IAMDIZZYONFANTA (02/22/2013) [-]
Vamps in the Twilight series are more immortal rock-golems than anything.
#36 to #33 - faoneone (02/22/2013) [-]
the thing is, the original vampires didn't care about humans, sparkled in the sun, or went on an animal diet, and werewolves in twilight are more shape shifters than actual werewolves that transform into wolves only during the full moon and have no control of what they do, I'm just saying, I don't like it because it turns two of the most bad ass creatures into teenage love struck melo-drama and for hardcore horror and mythology fans like me it's honesty really insulting...I just want to know, where did these guys go?!
#40 to #36 - benttoyourwill (02/22/2013) [-]
Let me ask you this. If you pissed off a Twilight vampire, would you stay to see what would happen? That's how I sum up if something is retarded or not lol
#49 to #40 - faoneone (02/22/2013) [-]
YES!!! I saw twilight once, and remember the part where Bella was being attacked by these horny guys? and he just took her, ran away wanting to kill them? dracula would have just ripped their heads off and stolen the girl until she got over it....
#27 to #18 - Rascal (02/22/2013) [-]
Because there's too much bestiality thanks to gay ponies.
#30 to #27 - faoneone (02/22/2013) [-]
what in the hell does that have to do with necrophilia?
#8 - assassinscreedpwns (02/21/2013) [-]
Book was good.
User avatar #5 - rhetoricalfunny (02/21/2013) [-]
It's "love story" apparently is actually a massive metaphor. Alot of warm bodies is a philosophical commentary on our own modern society.
#3 - teranin ONLINE (02/21/2013) [-]
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