Pimple. cReddit inb4 this is 4Chan, not reddit check those tags. This happened a while ago. I would share. Also story thread. in English is reading a book out l title
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Pimple

Pimple. cReddit inb4 this is 4Chan, not reddit check those tags. This happened a while ago. I would share. Also story thread. in English is reading a book out l

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inb4 this is 4Chan, not reddit
check those tags

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This happened a while ago. I would share. Also story thread.
in English
is reading a book out loud
Playing with a pimple that hasn' t develope: I
H ust a small bump under the skin
winch it around the skies
whole mess of blond and puss **** Fly out
bell over my fingers
bell over the shirt of the girl sitting ahead of me
trl squirted puss and blond on to a girls beck
Quickly look you . nobody sew
bcheck Gnd.
Try to clean it up
M/ stipe my blondy fingers on the edge of the chair
hint helping. no kleenex in the classroom
M/ lthe the **** doesit have tissue in a class
1* Find a gum wrapper in my pocket
to try and squirt the test into the wrapper and get it over with
rthe girl ahead of me can hear me
Miche turns you . and as she' s about to "Sh h" me
rthe pimple ******* explodes a projectile of blondy puss heeded streng ht For her Face
baer Enes grow wide as it gets closer
hit splashes all over her Face. gets in her Enes
bthe majority of it actually 53555. in her mouth
baer ******* mouth
Miche screams end alerts everyone
elm a blondy mess, so I just sit there waiting For my punish merit
elm awn out of class by the vice principal
trl see the girl roll: up end start crying
eevery pair of ma on me as I leave the room
Continued
Fbe: _ . iigc, RB, 31511511. ".nagas. hsgg
Try to explain mansell to the VP on our way down to the
ecrire
relat sure if he' s livid or mulled
Maet to the actual principals ecrire
1* He tells me to sit down
h". . non. do you know why you' re here?"
Fl popped a pimple end it hit a girl in the fare"
Fl don' t even know how to punish you for this"
r' T' really sorry. it' s not like I was aiming for her. it just went where it went"
the girl in
behe‘ s still win somewhat
Mime sits down
Rooks me straight in the eye
at my soul
wtf
Fl loud out.. What it' s like to chew 5 arm.."
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#2 - gtst (02/21/2013) [-]
I was eating.
#7 to #2 - disregardtheponies (02/21/2013) [-]
Deal with it.
#8 to #7 - gtst (02/21/2013) [-]
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User avatar #9 to #8 - disregardtheponies (02/21/2013) [-]
Acceptable.
#26 to #2 - rasmusjensen (02/21/2013) [-]
You dont let **** like this get in the way of your food, you just continue eating no matter what.
#11 to #2 - gmannthirty (02/21/2013) [-]
Ironically I was playing with a pimple.
#6 - hueman (02/21/2013) [-]
#118 - cormy (02/22/2013) [-]
Clicks picture to enlarge, isn't any ******* bigger.
#34 - rshanebarnes (02/21/2013) [-]
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#47 - patriotprideboy (02/21/2013) [-]
>be 18    
>sister is having birthday party    
>giggling 13-14 year olds everywhere    
>and it's summer so they aren't exactly dressed conservatively    
>actually getting flustered    
>fast forward to late at night    
>making a taco in the kitchen    
>one of the girls comes into the kitchen to get a glass of water or something    
>starts chatting with me, I turn to look back at her and she's wearing these tiny shorts    
>try not to look at her, to control myself    
>she's silent for a moment    
>comes from behind and wraps her arms around my stomach    
>ho boy, she's ballsy    
>			****		 it    
>turn around and kiss her    
>miraculously no one walks in while we're making out    
>smoothly slide my hand down the front of her little shorts    
>no panties    
>just spaghetti    
>it's overflowing    
>nonstop    
>how can there even be this much spaghetti
>be 18
>sister is having birthday party
>giggling 13-14 year olds everywhere
>and it's summer so they aren't exactly dressed conservatively
>actually getting flustered
>fast forward to late at night
>making a taco in the kitchen
>one of the girls comes into the kitchen to get a glass of water or something
>starts chatting with me, I turn to look back at her and she's wearing these tiny shorts
>try not to look at her, to control myself
>she's silent for a moment
>comes from behind and wraps her arms around my stomach
>ho boy, she's ballsy
> **** it
>turn around and kiss her
>miraculously no one walks in while we're making out
>smoothly slide my hand down the front of her little shorts
>no panties
>just spaghetti
>it's overflowing
>nonstop
>how can there even be this much spaghetti
#72 to #47 - juicymucus (02/21/2013) [-]
Can someone explain the spaghetti reference? I see them sooften in these jokes but I feel left out because I dont get it...
Can someone explain the spaghetti reference? I see them sooften in these jokes but I feel left out because I dont get it...
#84 to #72 - anon (02/21/2013) [-]
knowyourmeme.com/memes/spaghetti-stories

I don't know if that's the real origin or not
User avatar #81 to #72 - SonicOperator (02/21/2013) [-]
Let me google that for you...

It's a reference to Eminem's "Lose Yourself"

Palms are sweaty
Knees weak, arms are heavy
Vomit on my sweater already
Mom’s spaghetti
User avatar #102 to #81 - enforcedno (02/21/2013) [-]
his palms are spaghetti
knees spaghetti, arms spaghetti
spaghetti on his sweater already
moms spaghetti
User avatar #79 to #72 - meestergreefin (02/21/2013) [-]
Embarrasing situation, almost always related with trying to get girls, equals spaghetti everywhere.
I think it comes from Lose Yourself song from Eminem
His palms are sweaty,
knees weak,
arms are heavy
There's vomit on his sweater already,
mom's spaghetti
User avatar #80 to #79 - juicymucus (02/21/2013) [-]
Gotcha, thanks comrade!
User avatar #82 to #80 - meestergreefin (02/21/2013) [-]
You're welcome, pal!
#52 to #47 - disregardtheponies (02/21/2013) [-]
**disregardtheponies rolled a random image posted in comment #2956687 at MMORPG ITEM COLLECTIVE EXPERIENCE **
MFW
#86 to #47 - pjnona (02/21/2013) [-]
**pjnona rolled a random image posted in comment #3598 at It Lurks Under Your Bed ** you ******* fag haha, damn this **** is hilarious
#23 - maaarknuuuut ONLINE (02/21/2013) [-]
#42 to #23 - chonies (02/21/2013) [-]
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#33 to #23 - anon (02/21/2013) [-]
MAAAARRRK NUUUUUUUUUTT
#38 to #23 - hawaiianman (02/21/2013) [-]
what the total **** .......
#31 to #23 - puccypirateisback **User deleted account** (02/21/2013) [-]
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#43 - snowboyforlife (02/21/2013) [-]
Fantastic my good sir fantastic.
#45 - strykerx (02/21/2013) [-]
What it's like to chew 5 gum.
What it's like to chew 5 gum.
#35 - CurlySuee (02/21/2013) [-]
wait wat?
#40 - jebo (02/21/2013) [-]
**jebo rolled user chewythewolftwo ** i love you
#22 - hairydickfarts (02/21/2013) [-]
that is so ... what the actual 			****
that is so ... what the actual ****
#57 to #22 - thedarkestrogue (02/21/2013) [-]
dat username.....
dat username.....
#30 - Unoriginal (02/21/2013) [-]
These stories are amazing man.
#36 to #30 - disregardtheponies (02/21/2013) [-]
Your comment is...
Unoriginal.
#105 - augustusxxiv (02/21/2013) [-]
Oh 			****		 that was great   
   
buahahahahaha
Oh **** that was great

buahahahahaha
+4
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User avatar #77 to #69 - effort (02/21/2013) [-]
**** , you beat me to it!
#62 - skysailor (02/21/2013) [-]
20/10    
Lol'd hard.
20/10
Lol'd hard.
User avatar #95 to #62 - sandnigglets (02/21/2013) [-]
it looks like luffy's getting *********
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#131 to #119 - wetbproductions (02/22/2013) [-]
"has more used than youd think" mfw
#20 - KingJessen (02/21/2013) [-]
MFW the end
MFW the end
User avatar #129 - lightness (02/22/2013) [-]
But she did not realise why kids love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch.
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