It's worth the read.. Whoareyoupeople.jpg.. Where did you come from? Where did you go? Where did you come from Cotton Eyed Joe? Michio Kaku science your mum
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User avatar #19 - DarkLogic (02/21/2013) [-]
Where did you come from? Where did you go? Where did you come from Cotton Eyed Joe?
User avatar #16 - apollotaren (02/21/2013) [-]
The story is All You Zombies by Robert Heinlein. The actual thing is a lot better written than this and doesn't involve a random sex-change operation. Go look it up; it's actually worth the read.
#20 to #16 - themoffalo (02/23/2013) [-]
I think it does, but in a different way. The woman turns out to be a hermaphrodite and so the doctors have to make her into a man. Correct me if I'm wrong.
User avatar #21 to #20 - apollotaren (02/24/2013) [-]
You're correct. I was more referring to the difference between "sex change" and "hermaphrodite" though. Since the main character is a hermaphrodite it's not a sex change as much as s/he's having the tube part tied/removed and a penis built, both of which are surgeries that have actually happened (albeit not on one person). This, on the other hand, is a random experimental surgery that gives you functioning male parts to stop you from bleeding.
#2 - vilmowd (02/20/2013) [-]
i have actually watched his speech about how the world would look like in 2030
and he actually told this story during the interview...BUT BOY DID THE LAST PART BLEW ME AWAY!
User avatar #3 to #2 - vycanismajoris (02/20/2013) [-]
OP here. That's literally what I did. I watched the video, had to copy everything about that story, I posted it on 4chan because here it reached the character limit, and added the last bit.
User avatar #4 to #3 - vilmowd (02/20/2013) [-]
but it was good though
do you remember the part when he talked about the scientist,the lawyer and the christian i think...where their heads were supposed to be cut of and the 2 first times the blade stopped but the scientist just had to open his mouth
User avatar #5 to #4 - vycanismajoris (02/20/2013) [-]
"A priest, a lawyer, and a physicist all face the guillotine. The priest is up for the chopping block first, and they ask him, “Do you have any last words?” Yes, says the priest, “Please, God, by your holy spirit, set me free.” They put him under the guillotine and, lo and behold, the blade stops just before it reaches is neck. “God has spoken!” says the magistrate, and they set the priest free. Next up is the lawyer, and he’s asked if he has any last words. “Yes,” he says, “the spirit of justice will set me free!” They let the blade fall, and it stops just short of his neck. “The spirit of justice has spoken!” cries the magistrate, and they set the lawyer free. Last up is the physicist. He’s asked for his last words. “I know little about God,” says the physicist, “and even less about justice. But I do know one thing. If you look up, you’ll see that the rope is stuck on the pulley. If you set it free, that blade should come down real good.” So, they did that, and indeed, the guillotine worked just fine for the physicist. The moral of the story? Physicists should learn when to keep their mouths shut."

I found it. I watched the video like a year ago so i didn't remember it.
#6 to #5 - vilmowd (02/20/2013) [-]
after all this time it still made me lol
after all this time it still made me lol
User avatar #12 to #4 - djeoo (02/21/2013) [-]
who is "he"?
User avatar #15 to #12 - vilmowd (02/21/2013) [-]
michio kaku
#22 - generalwatergate (09/09/2013) [-]
my mind just **** itself.
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User avatar #14 - zombehhh (02/21/2013) [-]
no such thing as coincidences
#13 - knuckleheaded (02/21/2013) [-]
We read this sci fi story in my lit class. Confusing.
We read this sci fi story in my lit class. Confusing.
User avatar #11 - icaptaincanada (02/21/2013) [-]
i actually ****** lost it at "Who was phone?"
User avatar #10 - LordVoltagen (02/21/2013) [-]
He is the Ultimate Ouroboros
He knows who he is
Where he came from
and Why he is here
The rest of us are just zombies to him
#9 - hueman (02/21/2013) [-]
Stahp! My brain! It hurts!
Stahp! My brain! It hurts!
#7 - anon (02/20/2013) [-]
I read this and I can't help but think: The writer of this knows nothing about gender change or anatomy. Under no circumstance would doctors have to change a person's gender to save them. Even more off, the body would be unable to produce sperm if it was in fact born a female. And to further this, a person cannot impregnate their self, otherwise there would be a bunch of people that are born with both genders getting pregnant from themselves; the same set of chromosomes don't mix.
User avatar #8 to #7 - vycanismajoris (02/21/2013) [-]
That's why Michio Kaku is a physicist, not a genetist. And you are a poster with autism, not a genetist.
User avatar #1 - jurto (02/20/2013) [-]
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