Not so gay.. . lloll seals
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#35 to #1 - hotschurl (02/21/2013) [-]
Warranty void when seal is broken
User avatar #9 - mikaelkid (02/21/2013) [-]
So a man comes in a bar

Wait, it was a seal


So a man comes in a seal..
User avatar #27 to #9 - coolioplasm ONLINE (02/21/2013) [-]
I wish I could openly tell this joke to my friends, but they'd expect an ending.
************ , I just realised.
"I wish that joke had an ending..."
"what joke"
"So a man comes into a bar... No wait it was a horse... So a man comes into a horse-"
And vuala, you can... where am I going with this...
User avatar #14 to #9 - neonnurse (02/21/2013) [-]
You ever hear the on about a horse that comes into a bar

No wait it's a man

A horse comes into a man
User avatar #21 to #14 - arandomanon ONLINE (02/21/2013) [-]
2 guys 1 horse?
#24 to #21 - KingTroll (02/21/2013) [-]
2 horses 1 guy.
#13 - rthehammerdavis (02/21/2013) [-]
Picture semi-related.
User avatar #2 - smallsikndchild (02/20/2013) [-]
So a seal walks into a club. it was tragic.
#34 - trash (02/21/2013) [-]
anyone?
#33 - neoexdeath ONLINE (02/21/2013) [-]
FRANK! YOU ************ !!!
#5 to #4 - TheFreak (02/21/2013) [-]
You are talking to yourself
#7 to #5 - atrumaliger (02/21/2013) [-]
I thumb'd anyway.
User avatar #6 - kyrozor ONLINE (02/21/2013) [-]
That man is my hero.

I think that episode was in Scotland, too. Was a good'n. I could imagine looking into the harbor of my town and seeing Mr Grylls swimming about wearing a dead seal.
#8 to #6 - anon (02/21/2013) [-]
He's a phony. He teaches you how to die instead of survive. He takes unnecessary risks, which ARE NOT conducive to surviving
User avatar #11 to #8 - Shramin ONLINE (02/21/2013) [-]
as far as I have seen (bear in mind I have only seen the odd episodes) he explaines that "normally you wouldn't want to do "scenario" but if that is your final option then this is how:"

Or is that just me telling myself?
User avatar #16 to #11 - kyrozor ONLINE (02/21/2013) [-]
Most of his stuff is that yeah it's "If you've exhausted every avenue, this is still the best way to go about it" Like building rope bridges or snow caves or something.
User avatar #12 to #8 - philliyoMLB (02/21/2013) [-]
...It's a TV show?
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User avatar #25 to #8 - exarzero (02/21/2013) [-]
Risks not something part of survival? Heh... I can tell you that for a little extra I'd take the risks too.
User avatar #15 to #8 - kyrozor ONLINE (02/21/2013) [-]
>Implying it's not entertaining
>Implying he does nothing outside of the show
>Implying he's not a good role model
User avatar #10 to #6 - ningyoaijin (02/21/2013) [-]
Better than wearing a live seal.
User avatar #20 - kinglobster (02/21/2013) [-]
ill just throw away my coat, for a seal skin vest
User avatar #26 to #20 - coolioplasm ONLINE (02/21/2013) [-]
To be fair, it looked pretty freakin' great.
#22 to #20 - helloyouarereadin (02/21/2013) [-]
It was so he could go swimming
User avatar #30 to #22 - malhaloc (02/21/2013) [-]
And then ALL THE GREAT WHITES!
User avatar #19 - WolfPrince (02/21/2013) [-]
I don't know why so many people like Bear Grylls.
(opinion warning)
#28 to #19 - anon (02/21/2013) [-]
Why wouldn't you? He is a really good guy (charitys n **** ) and always has a good mood no matter how ****** things go. He shows us how to survive and does all this crazy stuff for the people to see. I dont get why you wouldnt like him. **** your opinion and **** me cuz i have autism
#23 to #19 - poutinesalad (02/21/2013) [-]
Because he does crazy **** , eats everything in sight and drinks his own piss.
#31 to #23 - jdbbx (02/21/2013) [-]
I don't always drink piss

but when I do it's Dos Equis.
User avatar #18 - tealkangaroo (02/21/2013) [-]
wat
User avatar #17 - chineseeggrollnuts (02/21/2013) [-]
Episode?
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