You Good. . Alex babe i want you to CHINE ever right now and me i want you he eat my pussy right now and on birth Control so i want you to come inside me baby a
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You Good

Alex babe i want you to
CHINE ever right now and
**** me i want you he eat
my pussy right now and
on birth Control so i want
you to come inside me
baby and ill suck the
leftover cum off your dick
meme ever my mom just
left
Oh my god so may i
got the wrong number
so embarrassed
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#31 - haileetroll (02/21/2013) [-]
MFW: "I'm on birth control, come inside me."
User avatar #56 to #31 - generaljackass (02/21/2013) [-]
I would also like one that says. "Bitches got the clap" Although I know you were speaking of pregnancy.
#97 to #56 - haileetroll (02/21/2013) [-]
Just for you, not exact but close enough.
#41 - bergvall (02/21/2013) [-]
My name is Alex and its masturbation o'clock again
User avatar #66 to #41 - drunkasaurus (02/21/2013) [-]
My names Alex too!
#69 to #41 - anon (02/21/2013) [-]
my second name is Alexander does that count?
#43 to #41 - catdogdora (02/21/2013) [-]
my name is Alex too and i too am masturbating to this :000
my name is Alex too and i too am masturbating to this :000
#52 to #43 - PedosxScaryxUncle (02/21/2013) [-]
My name is Alex too, and im not masturbating
#58 to #52 - anon (02/21/2013) [-]
why the **** not
#59 to #58 - PedosxScaryxUncle (02/21/2013) [-]
i do not know, might as well eh?
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#19 - felixjarl ONLINE (02/21/2013) [-]
#5 - teranin (02/20/2013) [-]
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User avatar #67 to #60 - mishaestrin (02/21/2013) [-]
It would be great
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#25 - mericafuckyeah (02/21/2013) [-]
Who put that question mark there?!
Who put that question mark there?!
#79 - rollcore (02/21/2013) [-]
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#73 - rel (02/21/2013) [-]
User avatar #53 - slapchoppin (02/21/2013) [-]
Alex should still wear a condom anyway

if the bitch is too dumb to realize she's sending an invitation for sex to the wrong person then she's probably dumb enough to **** up birth control
User avatar #78 - lolmasterx (02/21/2013) [-]
"I'm on birth control"
Biggest lie ever.
User avatar #80 to #78 - lolmasterx (02/21/2013) [-]
You know, aside from the post.
#15 to #6 - crazycommando (02/21/2013) [-]
well then good sir
#87 to #76 - anon (02/21/2013) [-]
Why would Obama say that kind of stuff?
User avatar #63 - cazabrow (02/21/2013) [-]
Am i the only one who would never (in my 100% sober mind) still risk going inside even with birth control?
#92 to #63 - autoxx (02/21/2013) [-]
I have before, it is satisfying in every way.
It is often difficult to satisfy your instincts in modern society, this is one way that is possible.
Apparently it is incredibly satisfying for her as well.
Trust is the most important thing though. You have to know she would do whatever it takes to not have a baby or of you are ready start a family by all means, go ahead.
My last girlfriend had her tubes tied many years ago (she was 22 years older than I am) and it was incredible sex EVERY time.
I Cum weird when I don't trust a girl (even with a rubber on), it's not that slow, deep, satisfying pulse, it's a short, rapid fire that doesn't really compare...
User avatar #96 to #63 - violentpixi (02/21/2013) [-]
I was with my ex for a year on birth control and it's all fine.
Maybe check if she's pro-life and stuff first because, hey, accidents have a 2ish% chance of happening.
#70 to #63 - hardongo ONLINE (02/21/2013) [-]
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#64 to #63 - anon (02/21/2013) [-]
Honestly, its not as scary as you think. Yeah, no birth control is 100% baby-proof, but finishing bareback inside a pussy is literally one of the greatest feelings ever. It honestly makes condomless sex seem pointless. Im not saying go out and start banging bareback only, but give it a shot with someone you are comfortable with and be safe ^^
#65 to #64 - cazabrow (02/21/2013) [-]
for a man with autism you are wise.
#9 - nickmandemon (02/20/2013) [-]
Yeah...no real girl says that. Only pornstars and the girls in your fantasies.
User avatar #24 to #9 - OminousDemon (02/21/2013) [-]
guess my gf had a guy text me to come **** her than
#28 to #24 - anon (02/21/2013) [-]
No, your gf is a man.
User avatar #82 to #9 - mourningspawn (02/21/2013) [-]
Nah, we use more adjectives. And grammar...
#85 to #9 - FriendWreck (02/21/2013) [-]
I'm not a pornstar and I still send my boyfriend dirty texts like that...especially when we're away from each other for long periods of time. Need to keep each other happy.



Oh...well besides the "cum inside me" part. **** that.
#98 to #85 - nickmandemon (02/22/2013) [-]
Well lol, i know what you mean. I don't mean girls don't talk dirty, because they do, but that was a little overboard. I don't know any girl who actually says cum inside me haha
User avatar #89 to #85 - dtwomutant (02/21/2013) [-]
I don't like your name. Reminds me of zones that involve friends
User avatar #90 to #89 - FriendWreck (02/21/2013) [-]
It was a quick, random smoosh of words. I don't think they even called it Friend-Zone in 2010 when I signed up.

I'm not too fond of your name. Reminds me of mutants and acronyms.
#12 to #9 - anon (02/20/2013) [-]
Nickmandemon confirmed for virgin butt licker
#54 to #9 - candance (02/21/2013) [-]
I say things close to that to people I'm dating. Girls get horny too , and it's just a bit of fun.
#30 to #9 - snakefire (02/21/2013) [-]
I've had girls say similar.

Granted we were talking over skype and she was all the way across the country, but it still doesn't change what was said.
#18 to #9 - anon (02/21/2013) [-]
SOMEONE hasn't actually had a girlfriend. All jokes aside, they get horny too.
User avatar #10 to #9 - toughactintinactin (02/20/2013) [-]
My hand says that occasionally...
User avatar #11 to #9 - theoriginaltyson (02/20/2013) [-]
implying girls don't get horny too
#99 to #11 - nickmandemon (02/22/2013) [-]
...Not saying that ... i just don't know many women who would go on a freakin' rant about it like that lol.
User avatar #34 to #9 - srskate (02/21/2013) [-]
and now we know how many women you've dated.
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