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#31 - haileetroll
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(02/21/2013) [-]
MFW: "I'm on birth control, come inside me."
#56 to #31 - generaljackass
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(02/21/2013) [-]
I would also like one that says. "Bitches got the clap" Although I know you were speaking of pregnancy.
#97 to #56 - haileetroll
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(02/21/2013) [-]
Just for you, not exact but close enough.
#19 - felixjarl
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(02/21/2013) [-]
#9 - nickmandemon
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(02/20/2013) [-]
Yeah...no real girl says that. Only pornstars and the girls in your fantasies.
#24 to #9 - OminousDemon
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(02/21/2013) [-]
guess my gf had a guy text me to come **** her than
#28 to #24 - anon
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(02/21/2013) [-]
No, your gf is a man.
#12 to #9 - anon
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(02/20/2013) [-]
Nickmandemon confirmed for virgin butt licker
#17 to #9 - johnconnorone
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(02/21/2013) [-]
FALSE
#18 to #9 - anon
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(02/21/2013) [-]
SOMEONE hasn't actually had a girlfriend. All jokes aside, they get horny too.
#82 to #9 - mourningspawn
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(02/21/2013) [-]
Nah, we use more adjectives. And grammar...
#85 to #9 - FriendWreck
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(02/21/2013) [-]
I'm not a pornstar and I still send my boyfriend dirty texts like that...especially when we're away from each other for long periods of time. Need to keep each other happy.



Oh...well besides the "cum inside me" part. **** that.
#98 to #85 - nickmandemon
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(02/22/2013) [-]
Well lol, i know what you mean. I don't mean girls don't talk dirty, because they do, but that was a little overboard. I don't know any girl who actually says cum inside me haha
#89 to #85 - dtwomutant
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(02/21/2013) [-]
I don't like your name. Reminds me of zones that involve friends
#90 to #89 - FriendWreck
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(02/21/2013) [-]
It was a quick, random smoosh of words. I don't think they even called it Friend-Zone in 2010 when I signed up.

I'm not too fond of your name. Reminds me of mutants and acronyms.
#54 to #9 - candance
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(02/21/2013) [-]
I say things close to that to people I'm dating. Girls get horny too , and it's just a bit of fun.
#30 to #9 - snakefire
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(02/21/2013) [-]
I've had girls say similar.

Granted we were talking over skype and she was all the way across the country, but it still doesn't change what was said.
#10 to #9 - toughactintinactin
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(02/20/2013) [-]
My hand says that occasionally...
#34 to #9 - srskate
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(02/21/2013) [-]
and now we know how many women you've dated.
#11 to #9 - theoriginaltyson
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(02/20/2013) [-]
implying girls don't get horny too
#99 to #11 - nickmandemon
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(02/22/2013) [-]
...Not saying that ... i just don't know many women who would go on a freakin' rant about it like that lol.
#41 - bergvall
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(02/21/2013) [-]
My name is Alex and its masturbation o'clock again
#66 to #41 - drunkasaurus
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(02/21/2013) [-]
My names Alex too!
#69 to #41 - anon
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(02/21/2013) [-]
my second name is Alexander does that count?
#43 to #41 - catdogdora
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(02/21/2013) [-]
my name is Alex too and i too am masturbating to this :000
my name is Alex too and i too am masturbating to this :000
#52 to #43 - PedosxScaryxUncle
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(02/21/2013) [-]
My name is Alex too, and im not masturbating
#58 to #52 - anon
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(02/21/2013) [-]
why the **** not
#59 to #58 - PedosxScaryxUncle
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(02/21/2013) [-]
i do not know, might as well eh?
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#33 - beatlestrainerwins
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(02/21/2013) [-]
#4 - makujensi
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(02/20/2013) [-]
#5 - teranin ONLINE
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(02/20/2013) [-]
#45 - mishaestrin
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#60 to #45 - pitvipertacos **User deleted account**
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#67 to #60 - mishaestrin
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(02/21/2013) [-]
It would be great
#77 to #67 - WinnerofTheGame
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#25 - mericafuckyeah
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(02/21/2013) [-]
Who put that question mark there?!
Who put that question mark there?!