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Excessive Masturbation

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#219 - debramster (02/21/2013) [-]
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#217 - eclecticparadigm **User deleted account** (02/21/2013) [-]
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User avatar #216 - Walkingdragon (02/21/2013) [-]
**Walkingdragon rolled user cddamis ** Also loves excessive masturbation :O
#215 - groundzero (02/21/2013) [-]
**groundzero rolls 89**dubs
#214 - apatheticalcare **User deleted account** (02/21/2013) [-]
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#218 to #188 - madebynorwegians (02/21/2013) [-]
Just found this .gif kinda cool xD
Just found this .gif kinda cool xD
User avatar #202 to #188 - schneidend (02/21/2013) [-]
It's a resume. What goes on there is essentially up to you.
User avatar #197 to #188 - theshadowed (02/21/2013) [-]
Companies like to now about the person they're hiring
User avatar #192 to #188 - beatmasterz (02/21/2013) [-]
Because employers want a serious person to hire and not one who makes jokes on his resume.
User avatar #194 to #192 - shadowbane (02/21/2013) [-]
I believe his question is why they were asking about his hobbies in the first place.
User avatar #203 to #194 - schneidend (02/21/2013) [-]
Nobody asked him about anything. It's a resume. You can put whatever you want on it.
User avatar #205 to #203 - shadowbane (02/21/2013) [-]
Er.. I only wish that were true.
User avatar #206 to #205 - schneidend (02/21/2013) [-]
Well, it is true. It's just that there are more successful things to put on it than others.
User avatar #190 to #188 - breakfastskippa (02/21/2013) [-]
Maybe if your applying for a computer orientated job and your interests is computers, that might up your chances a little i dont know.
#178 - thisisspartah ONLINE (02/21/2013) [-]
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my resume
#177 - ishotthedeputy (02/21/2013) [-]
Gee Bill
#172 - rollcore (02/21/2013) [-]
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#170 - Cleavland Steamer (02/21/2013) [-]
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#163 - mrsoup (02/21/2013) [-]
one of my greatest hobbies
one of my greatest hobbies
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#160 - glenbluez (02/21/2013) [-]
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User avatar #159 - twatmissile (02/21/2013) [-]
Why would someone want to learn a dead language?
User avatar #185 to #159 - corundum (02/21/2013) [-]
It's the first language of about two million people.
User avatar #198 to #185 - lapsushominum (02/21/2013) [-]
2,000,000 people sounds like a lot, but really, it's less than 0.028% of the earth's population
User avatar #204 to #198 - schneidend (02/21/2013) [-]
And, yet, sometimes you have to communicate with 0.028% of the ******* population. Crazy, right?
#158 - burgessb (02/21/2013) [-]
i read that last part as bungeediving and sky jumping
User avatar #176 to #158 - thisisspartah ONLINE (02/21/2013) [-]
i think you just came up with a new idea
User avatar #153 - darman (02/21/2013) [-]
I think the main point is that this guy speaks Macedonian. Pretty freaking cool.
#151 - mishaestrin (02/21/2013) [-]
I proofread it for real this time -Jared
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