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Excessive Masturbation

After handing nut my resume nut be amand 'N,
B , I just FUCKING it says
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Submitted: 02/20/2013
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#149 - mishaestrin (02/21/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Real life
User avatar #40 - smittywrbmnjnsn (02/21/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I would hire that guy.



You can trust him not to take any money.



Because if he did, he'd tell you.
User avatar #38 - ponieskilledmyacc (02/21/2013) [+] (4 replies)
There's no such thing as "Excessive" masturbation.
#90 - jalaven (02/21/2013) [+] (2 replies)
This is seriously a shitty thing to do. That could potentially black ball someone.
This is seriously a shitty thing to do. That could potentially black ball someone.
#1 - NigJames (02/20/2013) [+] (8 replies)
>let friend proof read something for you
>can't even spell socializing right
#3 to #1 - anonymous (02/20/2013) [-]
I don't think everyone who uses this site is from America
#46 - anonymous (02/21/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I'm more impressed that he knows Macedonian.
User avatar #124 - nsfeverything (02/21/2013) [+] (9 replies)
who speaks macedonian?
#129 to #124 - gojeda (02/21/2013) [-]
people who excessively masturbate
#83 - auesis (02/21/2013) [-]
Honesty can land you a job more often than you know. I got fed up with all the failed interviews I'd had to get a shitty part-time job that I felt miserable in one particular interview.

"What do you think you can bring to this company?"

"A desperate man who will do anything he's told so long as he's paid for it."

I got the job.
#142 - biblioklept (02/21/2013) [-]
My hobby is computers
My hobby is computers
#20 - felixjarl ONLINE (02/21/2013) [+] (85 replies)
Roll a picture and commence furious masturbation to it, NO exceptions and NO excuses.
#123 to #20 - Durp (02/21/2013) [-]
**Durp rolled a random image posted in comment #27 at In the moment **   
Ohohoh
**Durp rolled a random image posted in comment #27 at In the moment **
Ohohoh
#163 - mrsoup (02/21/2013) [-]
one of my greatest hobbies
one of my greatest hobbies
#105 - anonymous (02/21/2013) [+] (2 replies)
maybe you're not getting any calls because you can't spell socializing.
#97 - gregredz (02/21/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#26 - nanapopo (02/21/2013) [+] (7 replies)
plus he spelled socializing incorrectly.
plus he spelled socializing incorrectly.
#151 - mishaestrin (02/21/2013) [-]
I proofread it for real this time -Jared
#114 - geeko (02/21/2013) [+] (7 replies)
is pointing at it really necessary?
+5
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#147 - captainrobert (02/21/2013) [-]
that was fucking funny
that was fucking funny
User avatar #122 - cumsinbucket (02/21/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I would've broke the proof readers legs
#158 - burgessb (02/21/2013) [+] (1 reply)
i read that last part as bungeediving and sky jumping
#148 - macarenaoftime (02/21/2013) [+] (1 reply)
**macarenaoftime rolled a random image posted in comment #608981 at Friendly ** my secret hobby
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