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Excessive Masturbation

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#149 - mishaestrin (02/21/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Real life
User avatar #40 - smittywrbmnjnsn (02/21/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I would hire that guy.



You can trust him not to take any money.



Because if he did, he'd tell you.
User avatar #38 - ponieskilledmyacc (02/21/2013) [+] (4 replies)
There's no such thing as "Excessive" masturbation.
#90 - jalaven (02/21/2013) [+] (2 replies)
This is seriously a 						******					 thing to do. That could potentially black ball someone.
This is seriously a ****** thing to do. That could potentially black ball someone.
User avatar #124 - nsfeverything (02/21/2013) [+] (9 replies)
who speaks macedonian?
#129 to #124 - gojeda (02/21/2013) [-]
people who excessively masturbate
#83 - auesis (02/21/2013) [-]
Honesty can land you a job more often than you know. I got fed up with all the failed interviews I'd had to get a ****** part-time job that I felt miserable in one particular interview.

"What do you think you can bring to this company?"

"A desperate man who will do anything he's told so long as he's paid for it."

I got the job.
#142 - biblioklept (02/21/2013) [-]
My hobby is computers
My hobby is computers
#20 - felixjarl ONLINE (02/21/2013) [+] (85 replies)
Roll a picture and commence furious masturbation to it, NO exceptions and NO excuses.
#123 to #20 - Durp (02/21/2013) [-]
**Durp rolled a random image posted in comment #27 at In the moment **   
Ohohoh
**Durp rolled a random image posted in comment #27 at In the moment **
Ohohoh
#1 - NigJames (02/20/2013) [+] (8 replies)
>let friend proof read something for you
>can't even spell socializing right
User avatar #8 to #5 - nimba (02/20/2013) [-]
It's not replacing... It's just spelling.
#163 - mrsoup (02/21/2013) [-]
one of my greatest hobbies
one of my greatest hobbies
#97 - gregredz (02/21/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#26 - nanapopo (02/21/2013) [+] (7 replies)
plus he spelled socializing incorrectly.
plus he spelled socializing incorrectly.
#151 - mishaestrin (02/21/2013) [-]
I proofread it for real this time -Jared
#114 - geeko (02/21/2013) [+] (7 replies)
is pointing at it really necessary?
+5
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#147 - captainrobert (02/21/2013) [-]
that was 						*******					 funny
that was ******* funny
User avatar #122 - cumsinbucket (02/21/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I would've broke the proof readers legs
#158 - burgessb (02/21/2013) [+] (1 reply)
i read that last part as bungeediving and sky jumping
#148 - macarenaoftime (02/21/2013) [+] (1 reply)
**macarenaoftime rolled a random image posted in comment #608981 at Friendly ** my secret hobby
+2
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#178 - thisisspartah (02/21/2013) [-]
**thisisspartah rolled a random image posted in comment #3 at Old people **
my resume
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