Title. i know this is a repost, but i think its funny enough for it... I consider myself a stoner and a cigerette smoker, The thing is tho everyone thinks what their doing isn't that bad so they make excuses. smoking weed is bad fo tags
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#5 - lieutenantshitface **User deleted account**
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#41 to #9 - fzzuck
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No Im Sirius.
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#23 - ultimatebadass
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I consider myself a stoner and a cigerette smoker, The thing is tho everyone thinks what their doing isn't that bad so they make excuses. smoking weed is bad for your lungs, smoking ******* paper is! so people who say theres no ill effect at all are just badly informed. Smoking cigerettes are bad but stress and **** isn't to blame. Weed is better because you do at least get high and it helps pain and appetite. I do both for fun and am not afraid to admit it and thats what everyone needs to do, realize they are hurting themselves for their own fun and either accept it or quit, sick of all these excuses. And that stereotyping stoners is bs I work 40 hour weeks and go to night class and volunteer thats alot more than majority of straight edge *******, its a persons mentality not their habits that determines motivation
#39 to #23 - Faz
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You can't say weed is bad because of the paper its rolled in, thats like saying tomatoes are bad because they are on pizzas. Also there are ways to smoke weed without it being a joint, bong and pipe for example. Im not saying weed isn't bad at all because over use of it leads to paranoia but i just had to correct you.
#51 to #23 - YllekNayr
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First time I've upvoted anything regarding stoner-humor.

Speaking of which, this isn't even actually in the channel. What a wasted opportunity.
#28 to #23 - Zeigh ONLINE
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Yeah, fact of the matter is, inhaling any kind of burning matter is going to damage your lungs. Fortunately there are things like vaporizers that reduce such effects to negligible numbers.
#46 to #23 - ZakisBak
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Amen!
#65 to #23 - sanepane
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healthland.time.com/2012/01/10/study-smoking-marijuana-not-linked-with-lung-damage/

Sure, daily use probably damages your lungs, though not nearly as bad as cigarettes. But if you smoke a lot and are worried about it, just get a vaporizer. Problem solved.
#25 to #23 - spidahridah
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******* yes.
******* yes.
#3 - fythethefallen
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#1 - anon
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You smoke Marlboro.

I smoke cock.
#2 to #1 - radiohazard
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I understood that from your name
#38 - cazabrow
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the smoker looks like the typical depressed gay teenager who think it's "cool" and totally rejects life cos he's so hardcore liek that...
#49 to #38 - sathrax
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Yeah... he kinda does... but then the stoner looks like he's jobless. but he also looks like a good hang.
#15 - eight
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Sorry, I will respect a stoner way before I respect a cigarette smoker. At least stoners get high. Smokers just kill themselves little bits at a time and usually have no self control to quit.
#18 to #15 - previousness
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Only comment I've so far agree with on this site.
#21 to #15 - haydn
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I hate to generalise here but this is me defending my right as a smoker. Smoking helps me relax during breaks at work, helps me chill and recollect my thoughts. I know so many stoners who don't have jobs and just chill all day smoking weed doing **** all. So no, I wont respect these people.



(Not saying all stoners are jobless bums, I occasionally smoke it myself)
#34 to #21 - eight
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Cigs are an addiction. Tobacco helps you relax. You can purchase pure tobacco and smoke it for the same effect, although for a premium.
It is the nicotine and other chemical additives that make cigarette smoking incredibly stupid and pointless.
#47 to #34 - xzynth
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******** it's the nictoine that makes the "relax-effect". This is the effect that makes it feel good, and it is addictive. But no, I don't smoke because it damages your health more than I is wanting to risk.
#17 to #15 - captainfuckitall ONLINE
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How can you say smokers have no will to quit when nearly every single stoner (at least the ones I've met) are actually willing to fight you over quitting
#24 to #17 - critality
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because there's a difference between being unable to quit and not wanting to quit
#20 to #17 - sanepane
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All you need is motivation/incentive/whatever. If you have that, "quitting" weed is easy. I had proper incentive, and had no troubles quitting.

The thing is, smokers have a really hard time quitting because nicotine/cigarettes are addictive on so many levels. You get the physical withdrawals, the cravings, all that ****. It's really ******* habit forming too. Only smoking half a pack a day? That's still a full hour you spend just smoking cigarettes, usually at regular intervals too.

But weed? Weed is habit forming, with maybe some mental withdrawals thrown into the mix. Sure, you feel like getting high (especially if you smoke daily like I did) but if you have a good reason not to toke, then staying sober is pretty easy.

I've not smoked for two years and haven't toked for a little over two months. Quitting cigarettes is So. Much. Harder. Just FYI.
#22 to #20 - captainfuckitall ONLINE
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I'm well aware. Just saying that most smokers will agree that they need to quit and just can't while stoners will get mad at you, use improper logic, and try to fight you if you push it hard enough
#27 to #22 - sanepane
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Wait-- Are you implying that stoners should admit that they need to quit? Why? Why not just cut down a little if they're smoking too much?

And of course they'll get mad. To many it's a beloved hobby and to some even a way of life. To have someone tell you that you "need to quit" something you love is very hard to swallow... Because smoking weed is just awesome.
#60 to #27 - captainfuckitall ONLINE
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No, I'm not implying anything. I'm saying that most of the stoners I've met have TRIED to get into physical fights with me about it, while I've never had that problem with a smoker.

No, smoking weed is not just awesome, it's a disgusting habit and no better than smoking. You can smoke it if you please, but we're obviously not going to change eachothers minds on the subject. I don't care what you do with your time as long as it's not breathed into my face
#64 to #60 - sanepane
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Well, I can see why they get upset with you, though I don't condone their physical methods. But yeah, sure, keep your opinions.

And it IS better than smoking, at least when looking at effects on health. Just look at the mortality rates, for ***** sake. That's not opinion, that's fact.
#66 to #64 - captainfuckitall ONLINE
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Oh ya, cause people who try and make weed sound like the best thing in the world are so much better than myself. And yes, I will, just like you are

Indeed, but much research has been done on smoking, while very little conclusive research has been done on weed. Way back when, they even promoted ciggeretes as GOOD for you "Like a sauna for the lungs" was the actual add. "Oh, but marijuana reduces risks of cancer" no, it reduces risks of certain TYPES of cancer; just like smoking ciggeretes reduces the risk of certain types of disease (no, I'm not making that up), yet it's still bad for you. For all we know, it does just as much harm as it does good, and until I see proof that it does a majority of good, I will not take the stance that it is
#67 to #66 - sanepane
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Well, that was bitter. And I didn't say anything like that, just that when you go spouting how disgusting weed is and directly comparing it to tobacco (and seriously, that's wrong), it can make people who use the drug a bit edgy. Never said that they were better than you, and in fact I implied that these people who you hold a grudge with (certain people, not the whole demographic) might be more than just a bit stupid. That's not the weed. At least, not just the weed. Weed has never made me dumber, nor any of my friends afaik, but I can't speak for everyone.

And there have been plenty of studies on weed. None of the studies on weed causing a specific cancer have ever found actual causation between cannabis and cancer (and mind you, governments and many researchers have had a vested interest in finding a link for the past 50 years). And there still remains the fact that cannabis doesn't apparently kill anyone, and tobacco does. Don't you think the government and the organisations combating drugs would spout that **** EVERYWHERE if it actually did?
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#30 to #27 - sanepane
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PS. Assuming you're speaking from experience, do take into consideration that the stoners(s) you've discussed the topic with could be just otherwise mentally retarded.
#37 to #22 - eight
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Cigarette smokers use the excuse "it helps me relax, that is why I smoke them." This is ********. Because there are plenty of products and ways of relaxing without smoking a single cigarette. You smoke them from addiction, not from wanting to relax. This isn't to say it is not relaxing it is...but it is the addiction that makes you stress and causes the need for relaxation.

People who smoke weed, smoke it to get high (or if they have health problems). There are no other ways to get the marijuana effect. Only harder drugs which could result in MAJOR health issues, even death can give you a similar, but not the same effect.
They aren't addicted to it, they just like getting high.

So when people say "you should quit." they SHOULD get pissed. They aren't addicted, it isn't negatively impacting their health and they enjoy getting high. That would be like telling people what foods they should stop eating. God dammit I want to satisfy my hunger and I will eat the foods that give me the perfect balance of aroma and taste.
#61 to #37 - captainfuckitall ONLINE
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I like how you say a smokers excuse is ********, but a stoners is perfectly valid

No, they shouldn't get pissed. Smoking weed is a disgusting habit, and you can easily see it in people who have smoked for long amounts of time; they may not be addicted physically, but from a former stoner friend of mine, it can be VERY addictive psychologically. And people DO tell other people what type of foods they should stop eating, how would you take it if an obese man freaked out cause you told him he should stop eating at McDonalds?
#48 to #37 - xzynth
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just because there are other, and possibly better, alternatives don't mean smoke won't give the effect
#35 to #17 - eight
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I have never met a stoner who couldn't quit smoking weed. I have met plenty of cigarette smokers who couldn't do it. The difference? Weed smokers usually WANT to keep smoking so they don't. But if it starts affecting their health, or lifestyle, they can quit with the snap of their fingers. A cigarette smoker often cannot quit if their health depends on it even if they want to. The addiction is too powerful.
#59 to #35 - captainfuckitall ONLINE
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SOMETIMES the addiction is too powerful, there are plenty of ways to beat it. And I honestly don't care about addictions, the point I'm trying to make is as I've never had a smoker threaten to punch me in the face for suggesting he should stop smoking, while I have had that with stoners
#40 to #35 - Faz
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I do know quite a few people who smoke weed who want to quit but just cant but this is because they smoke it every single day for like 2-3 hours of the day, they have become psychologically addicted to it.
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#42 to #40 - TuccessfulSroll
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Listen, I'm addicted to EVERHTHING, and weed isn't one of them. This psychological addiction is exactly what the original post was about, making excuses. You know what else is psychologically addicting? Everything. Ever. Literally anything from video games to coffee, if it makes you happy, you can be psychologically addicted to it. This is not an excuse to just smoke weed and say you can't quit.

Been smoking daily for 7 years now, and I could quit at the drop of a hat. Your stupid excuse making friends don't make up the majority.
#69 to #42 - Faz
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number 1, calm the **** down. I know an incredible amount about weed and i support the legalization of it and smoke it myself but weed is bad for you if you smoke it daily because you are over using it, i know of about 20-30 people who are paranoid, lazy and somewhat aggressive because of the paranoia from smoking weed daily.
#19 to #15 - anon
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What's the difference, a smoker is a smoker. Whether they smoke weed or cigarettes, it's still smoking. No form of smoking is safe btw, even weed is harmful to your health. And before anyone says weed doesn't kill X amount of people each year like cigarettes do, keep in mind that they group ALL forms of smoking together when they do their statistics.

And another thing, why the **** do you care if someone else is killing themselves anyway? It's their life, not yours,
#31 to #19 - sanepane
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You're quite wrong in this.

~400 000 deaths a year. That's tobacco, and only tobacco.

http://www.cdc.gov/mmwr/preview/mmwrhtml/mm5745a3.htm <- on cigarettes and mortality
#32 to #15 - fourtwentt
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what stoners that also smoke cigs, my entire group of stoner friends smoke cigs too.
i have a theory that if you take 6 people that you normally hang out, if you smoke (cigs) theres almost a guarantee 5 of your friends smoke too, and for that reason itll be harder to quit. unless you all radically change your lifestyles together
#14 - reican
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**reican rolled a random image posted in comment #241 at Meteorite Crashes - 0:19 raw footage ** we need to put a smile on that face!
#50 - breadbasket
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The stoner looks like he'd be pretty chill to hang out with.
Also, could've used a better picture for the cigarette smoker.
#52 to #50 - princessderpy
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good analysis, too bad it is a repost, not his making.
#53 to #52 - breadbasket
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Reposting someone else's work?
Who does that?
The internet is full of original content.
Don't lie to me, princessderpy.
#54 to #53 - princessderpy
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I love your enthusiasm, but OP actually admits it is a repost in the desc...
#56 to #54 - breadbasket
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He was only kidding.
#57 to #56 - breadbasket
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I just know it...
#58 to #57 - princessderpy
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Yea it must be a joke, since this is a site for funny jokes.
#10 - WhattheNorris
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I don't smoke anything and I still respond with, "Smoke what?"
#6 - doctorhitmarker
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This guy might be a smoker
This guy might be a smoker
#7 to #6 - shaddz
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(02/20/2013) [-]
nah, seems fine to me
#16 to #6 - eight
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(02/21/2013) [-]
OMG that is hilarious. How she reacts when the dark shadow emerges from the smoke.
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