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PORTAL PLATES
Fasten like so
Plates are
Great for
Halloween!
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Makes dentistry easier as well!
Now they dent have to lean ever
your fat terse!
Swap body parts for fun and profit!
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still he in control of their arms or whatever
you insist on putting through there.
On that note;
Place one in undies
Tape one to the lid ofyour
terlet at home.
Nature calls
Instant relief!
T his technique
can also make
relationships
easier 5:?)
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Submitted: 02/19/2013
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#26 - noket (02/20/2013) [+] (15 replies)
#19 - paradoxpoetic (02/20/2013) [+] (4 replies)
>portal on toilet
>someone at home puts endless amounts of spaghetti through
>spaghetti in pants
>spaghetti everywhere
#14 - beren (02/20/2013) [+] (6 replies)
Sure, OP. "Halloween." "Dentist."
#6 - bossauce (02/20/2013) [+] (6 replies)
#24 - DCat (02/20/2013) [+] (4 replies)
>Put one on dick   
>Put other on wall   
>Give yourself a blowjob   
   
I sure as hell would.   
   
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>Put one on dick
>Put other on wall
>Give yourself a blowjob

I sure as hell would.

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User avatar #69 - codyxvasco (02/20/2013) [+] (5 replies)
What happens when someone uses your toilet and they see your dick just stuck there.
#74 to #69 - anonymous (02/20/2013) [-]
You pee on them.
#56 - gibroner (02/20/2013) [+] (1 reply)
#5 - diddymonster (02/20/2013) [-]
did you leave your penis portal and hand portal on the other side of the planet?
#93 - playapplepie (02/20/2013) [-]
This face was the best part.
User avatar #30 - dragonette (02/20/2013) [+] (11 replies)
What would happen if you put one portal at the bottom of the ocean?
#32 to #30 - nicktheslayer (02/20/2013) [-]
Put the other upstream from a waterwheel, that leads back into that ocean. Infinite energy.
#3 - invadingaliens ONLINE (02/20/2013) [+] (4 replies)
Someone didnt think this through very well.
#165 - toxicrocker (02/20/2013) [+] (4 replies)
What if your dog was going to drink toilet water and sees your asshole through the toilet lid and proceeds to diddle your bum-bum?
What if your dog was going to drink toilet water and sees your asshole through the toilet lid and proceeds to diddle your bum-bum?
#40 - cpttrololo (02/20/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Would it not mean that your dick hangs on the toilet lid 24/7?   
And what if someone who doesnt know about the penis-portal, goes to take a 						****					?
Would it not mean that your dick hangs on the toilet lid 24/7?
And what if someone who doesnt know about the penis-portal, goes to take a **** ?
#60 - frantasium (02/20/2013) [+] (2 replies)
But what if you started peeing while someone else was on the toilet. It would just warmly dribble down their back... The person's face when identifying the source of the heat...
But what if you started peeing while someone else was on the toilet. It would just warmly dribble down their back... The person's face when identifying the source of the heat...
#49 - abdullahmag ONLINE (02/20/2013) [-]
"long distance relationship"
#134 - mynameisfoo (02/20/2013) [-]
>be year 2169
>have child constantly nag for some new invention called a "portal plate"
>give in eventually
>be home alone while child is at school
>need to go to bathroom
>lift up toilet lid
>PENIS. just hanging from lid of toilet.
>Never fully recover
#33 - shadowthedark (02/20/2013) [-]
want want want want want want want
want want want want want want want
#101 - jerrywolf (02/20/2013) [+] (11 replies)
Put one around your dick and give the other to your gf for long distance relationships   
maybe you'll be surprised when her cat starts mauling it.   
   
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Put one around your dick and give the other to your gf for long distance relationships
maybe you'll be surprised when her cat starts mauling it.

Gif is unrelated.
#176 - ovary (02/20/2013) [-]
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"This technique could also make long distance relationships easier"
or you could, y'know, just go through the portal instead of just sticking your dick in it.
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