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New from Aperture Science!

PORTAL PLATES
Fasten like so
Plates are
Great for
Halloween!
filii) t
Makes dentistry easier as well!
Now they dent have to lean ever
your fat terse!
Swap body parts for fun and profit!
This can he tricky, as the other party will
still he in control of their arms or whatever
you insist on putting through there.
On that note;
Place one in undies
Tape one to the lid ofyour
terlet at home.
Nature calls
Instant relief!
T his technique
can also make
relationships
easier 5:?)
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#26 - noket (02/20/2013) [-]
#70 to #26 - Skrufymunky (02/20/2013) [-]
+1 for you. Pic unrelated probably
+1 for you. Pic unrelated probably
#187 to #26 - caesium (02/20/2013) [-]
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#248 to #26 - nephera (02/20/2013) [-]
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#263 to #26 - greenthegunstar (02/20/2013) [-]
You're a 			*******		 genius!
You're a ******* genius!
#53 to #26 - alienwarfare (02/20/2013) [-]
your comment made my day
your comment made my day
#39 to #26 - aarbun (02/20/2013) [-]
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#169 to #26 - rageeffer (02/20/2013) [-]
Made my day! thumb for you
User avatar #34 to #26 - kuchikirukia (02/20/2013) [-]
still counts
+12
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+40
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#50 to #47 - jakols (02/20/2013) [-]
I haven't...
#19 - paradoxpoetic (02/20/2013) [-]
>portal on toilet
>someone at home puts endless amounts of spaghetti through
>spaghetti in pants
>spaghetti everywhere
User avatar #44 to #19 - willindor (02/20/2013) [-]
At least it's just spaghetti. They can also shove something in your a-hole.
User avatar #191 to #44 - gunni (02/20/2013) [-]
yes man!
I found you
Now you have to answer me all my questions because that's how you're programmed!
User avatar #194 to #191 - willindor (02/20/2013) [-]
Actually I was reprogrammed by some dude wearing a Vault 21 jumpsuit. I don't have to listen to anybody anymore.
#202 to #194 - gunni (02/20/2013) [-]
That cheeky bastard   
I'll find his portal   
And pour citric acid into it   
That will teach him
That cheeky bastard
I'll find his portal
And pour citric acid into it
That will teach him
#93 - playapplepie (02/20/2013) [-]
This face was the best part.
#99 to #56 - baconrainbow (02/20/2013) [-]
Just as long as we don't fund it under the guise of a ship de-icer....
#165 - toxicrocker (02/20/2013) [-]
What if your dog was going to drink toilet water and sees your asshole through the toilet lid and proceeds to diddle your bum-bum?
What if your dog was going to drink toilet water and sees your asshole through the toilet lid and proceeds to diddle your bum-bum?
#295 to #165 - toughbubbles (02/21/2013) [-]
all the better.
#182 to #165 - nuclearnoodle (02/20/2013) [-]
"diddle your bum-bum"
User avatar #69 - codyxvasco (02/20/2013) [-]
What happens when someone uses your toilet and they see your dick just stuck there.
#74 to #69 - anon (02/20/2013) [-]
You pee on them.
User avatar #75 to #74 - codyxvasco (02/20/2013) [-]
What if they start pleasuring your dick, and you're like, in the middle of a presentation or gym class?
#76 to #75 - anon (02/20/2013) [-]
You pee on them.
#78 to #76 - anon (02/20/2013) [-]
**** yeah! Watersports!
#40 - cpttrololo (02/20/2013) [-]
Would it not mean that your dick hangs on the toilet lid 24/7?   
And what if someone who doesnt know about the penis-portal, goes to take a 			****		?
Would it not mean that your dick hangs on the toilet lid 24/7?
And what if someone who doesnt know about the penis-portal, goes to take a **** ?
User avatar #52 to #40 - natanhiel (02/20/2013) [-]
Just don't shove your dick in it 24/7. Only stick your dick in when you need a piss.
#154 to #6 - anon (02/20/2013) [-]
You obviously close the lid dumbass
User avatar #18 to #6 - LordVoltagen (02/20/2013) [-]
Close the lid dumbass
User avatar #96 to #18 - novren (02/20/2013) [-]
the point is NOT having to go to the bathroom to pee, so it would be useless, plus you would have to wipe your ass after taking a ****
User avatar #106 to #96 - thedarkhavok (02/20/2013) [-]
That wasn't his point, it's only open in the illustration to demonstrate the positioning of the portal. You'd close it in actual application, but your point about ******** is valid.
User avatar #117 to #106 - novren (02/20/2013) [-]
I see, thanks.
User avatar #199 to #117 - LordVoltagen (02/20/2013) [-]
The toilet paper is an issue
Unless you shove the portal into your sphincter
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#49 - abdullahmag (02/20/2013) [-]
"long distance relationship"
#24 - DCat (02/20/2013) [-]
>Put one on dick   
>Put other on wall   
>Give yourself a blowjob   
   
I sure as hell would.   
   
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>Put one on dick
>Put other on wall
>Give yourself a blowjob

I sure as hell would.

.gif unrelated
#280 to #24 - anon (02/20/2013) [-]
You don't need a portal plate for that. Just don't be fat and have a somewhat flexible spine.
User avatar #289 to #280 - DCat (02/20/2013) [-]
And a moderately large penis.
User avatar #42 to #24 - iphoneguy (02/20/2013) [-]
****** bees man
#14 - beren (02/20/2013) [-]
Sure, OP. "Halloween." "Dentist."
User avatar #16 to #14 - demandsgayversion (02/20/2013) [-]
Don't pretend you wouldn't do the same exact thing
User avatar #20 to #16 - mummer (02/20/2013) [-]
if i could suck my own dick, i would suck my own dick. just saying.
User avatar #79 to #16 - anonomoz ONLINE (02/20/2013) [-]
"i would.... if i could..... bitch"
#223 to #90 - anonomoz ONLINE (02/20/2013) [-]
thank you, i was looking for this
thank you, i was looking for this
#5 - diddymonster (02/20/2013) [-]
did you leave your penis portal and hand portal on the other side of the planet?
#134 - mynameisfoo (02/20/2013) [-]
>be year 2169
>have child constantly nag for some new invention called a "portal plate"
>give in eventually
>be home alone while child is at school
>need to go to bathroom
>lift up toilet lid
>PENIS. just hanging from lid of toilet.
>Never fully recover
#60 - frantasium (02/20/2013) [-]
But what if you started peeing while someone else was on the toilet. It would just warmly dribble down their back... The person's face when identifying the source of the heat...
But what if you started peeing while someone else was on the toilet. It would just warmly dribble down their back... The person's face when identifying the source of the heat...
#61 to #60 - anon (02/20/2013) [-]
Not only that, but if they were taking a **** . and they sat down. and then you took a **** .

Bro! BRO!! You would be ******** on someone ******** .

That's not right man.
#176 - ovary (02/20/2013) [-]
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"This technique could also make long distance relationships easier"
or you could, y'know, just go through the portal instead of just sticking your dick in it.
#3 - invadingaliens (02/20/2013) [-]
Someone didnt think this through very well.
User avatar #43 to #3 - admiralen ONLINE (02/20/2013) [-]
someone breaks in, then kicks you in the balls several times just for fun
#15 to #3 - thepyras (02/20/2013) [-]






You would close the lid.
User avatar #35 to #15 - golemnardah (02/20/2013) [-]
He was pointing out how his penis is just hanging around chillaxin, then someone ELSE comes in to use the bathroom.
User avatar #27 to #15 - acidjunk (02/20/2013) [-]
What about flushing it
#127 - thebritishguy (02/20/2013) [-]
you could sperm your ass
#113 - mlpmeh (02/20/2013) [-]
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User avatar #129 to #113 - pianoasis (02/20/2013) [-]
u broke the physic
User avatar #146 to #113 - baine (02/20/2013) [-]
I think he would have just crushed him with a bunch of his self.
#178 to #113 - batwill **User deleted account** (02/20/2013) [-]
This is why portals can't be on moving platforms.
User avatar #115 to #113 - redflame (02/20/2013) [-]
Why he just don't go backwards? There's a lot of space back there. :I
#118 to #115 - mlpmeh (02/20/2013) [-]
Because portals thats why!
Because portals thats why!
#136 to #113 - themodyourgod ONLINE (02/20/2013) [-]
Too much. No more understand. I can't brain that hard.
#101 - jerrywolf (02/20/2013) [-]
Put one around your dick and give the other to your gf for long distance relationships   
maybe you'll be surprised when her cat starts mauling it.   
   
Gif is unrelated.
Put one around your dick and give the other to your gf for long distance relationships
maybe you'll be surprised when her cat starts mauling it.

Gif is unrelated.
User avatar #107 to #101 - DrSalvador (02/20/2013) [-]
Might be equally unpleasant if the cat licks it.
User avatar #109 to #107 - jerrywolf (02/20/2013) [-]
Actually anybody who licks it would be unpleasant. Except gf.
#144 to #109 - anon (02/20/2013) [-]
what about gf's hot mom?
User avatar #156 to #109 - razerblazer (02/20/2013) [-]
how would you tell the difference if 2 diff humans lick it?
User avatar #124 to #101 - slumberdonkey (02/20/2013) [-]
...you can take your dick out of it...
#231 - anon (02/20/2013) [-]
Does anyone else realize that for the toilet one, that would mean there's a constant dick hanging off the underside of the lid? ******* imagine seeing that.
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