This is why we cant have nice things. . 3. wmm Ditita/ If FF” Tau Nerr ATT. Diagonally. Diagon Ally, JK rowling is super lazy... chess srs busine
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User avatar #5 - JNS ONLINE (02/20/2013) [-]
pawns are supposed to be like a board and sword foot soldier

they can only attack diagonally because their shield is blocking directly in front of them
User avatar #18 to #5 - bobodevetjedan (02/20/2013) [-]
They are holding shield with their middle hand and have 2 swords in left and right hand?
What you said doesn't explain why they can attack both sides but not in front of them. That's just the rule to make them weak but big in numbers (like real soldiers were, big in numbers but not well equipped and trained, mostly.)
User avatar #19 to #18 - galaxyguy ONLINE (02/20/2013) [-]
Well, you see, it's based off the old Shield Wall. In this formation infantry lock their shields together to create a wall thingy. In this formation each man protects the one to his right with his sword.

Here is an example:
Soldiers are fighting in a shield wall. In front of soldier 1 is an enemy. Soldier 1 attacks high to get the enemy to raise his shield.
Soldier 2 is to the left of soldier 1 and uses this opportunity to stab low and kill soldier 1's enemy.
Repeat until all enemies are dead.
User avatar #20 to #19 - bobodevetjedan (02/20/2013) [-]
But still, one pawn can attack both sides but not front.
User avatar #21 to #20 - galaxyguy ONLINE (02/20/2013) [-]
Well the above example also works to the left.
User avatar #39 to #5 - ScottP (02/20/2013) [-]
How does a Queen kill everything on the board and outrun a horse?
User avatar #48 to #39 - JNS ONLINE (02/20/2013) [-]
um ... magic?
#91 to #5 - Rexegotistic ONLINE (02/20/2013) [-]
well what the 			****		 are they blocking when they can be killed from the front
well what the **** are they blocking when they can be killed from the front
#10 to #5 - hirollin (02/20/2013) [-]
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#24 to #5 - oldenglishassassin (02/20/2013) [-]
If the moves are based on realism why do they magicaly turn into queens or whatever at the far side of the battlefield?
If the moves are based on realism why do they magicaly turn into queens or whatever at the far side of the battlefield?
User avatar #50 to #24 - JNS ONLINE (02/20/2013) [-]
promotion? .... and possibly a sex change
#74 to #50 - oldenglishassassin (02/20/2013) [-]
Looking at the defenses you have made in this thread, I have decided you are most definitely not a moron.   
P.S.   
I loved that post of yours about the UN.
Looking at the defenses you have made in this thread, I have decided you are most definitely not a moron.
P.S.
I loved that post of yours about the UN.
User avatar #118 to #74 - JNS ONLINE (02/21/2013) [-]
why thank you
#104 to #50 - DeeJayBee (02/20/2013) [-]
here you can borrow these
#29 - felixjarl (02/20/2013) [-]
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User avatar #37 to #29 - moshthun (02/20/2013) [-]
Do you have the link for that video?

I am searching for it for a long time..
User avatar #59 to #43 - moshthun (02/20/2013) [-]
Thankyouverymuch!
#54 to #43 - thehumor (02/20/2013) [-]
Oh my god
Oh my god
User avatar #100 to #43 - DeeJayBee (02/20/2013) [-]
made me giggle uncontrollably
User avatar #3 - tarnis (02/20/2013) [-]
Diagonally. Diagon Ally, JK rowling is super lazy...
User avatar #87 to #3 - chucknorrisTHEGAME (02/20/2013) [-]
Isn't that actually mentioned in one of the books? The second, I think. Because Harry goes to use flu powder for the first time and says "Diagonally" instead of "Diagon Ally" and ends up in the wrong place. I think.
User avatar #111 to #87 - pokemonstheshiz (02/20/2013) [-]
Not quite, when he used the floo powder the smoke made him cough when he said it, so it came out wrong. He didn't say it as one word, he coughed a bunch while saying it so it just kinda ****** up. Like a bad voice recognition system.
User avatar #112 to #111 - chucknorrisTHEGAME (02/20/2013) [-]
Ahh, thank you for the clarification!
User avatar #113 to #112 - pokemonstheshiz (02/20/2013) [-]
no prob. I've read the books a bajillion times because I didn't have friends in middle school and I liked books, so I remember pretty much everything from them lol. But I did just now figure out the "diagonally" part.
User avatar #92 to #87 - tarnis (02/20/2013) [-]
Idk i have read "Chamber of secrets" in years.
User avatar #93 to #92 - tarnis (02/20/2013) [-]
Have not*
User avatar #107 to #3 - drunkasaurus (02/20/2013) [-]
And I'm just sitting here with my mind blown...
User avatar #83 to #3 - froggets (02/20/2013) [-]
Harry Potter, Hairy Pothead... yes I can agree
#84 to #3 - calviniswhite (02/20/2013) [-]
hey man....spoilers..
hey man....spoilers..
#85 to #84 - tarnis (02/20/2013) [-]
Here ya go bub.
User avatar #9 to #3 - Dmitri (02/20/2013) [-]
Also Nocturnally. Knocturne Alley, she's really lazy
#73 to #3 - caesium (02/20/2013) [-]
MFW I only just realised this
User avatar #28 to #3 - CrashingSea (02/20/2013) [-]
Don't feel bad man... I read Harry Potter 10 years ago and it just now recently hit me... the sad part about it is... I didn't get Knocturn ally after I figured out Diagon Ally until a friend of mine brought it up... now it's a running joke whenever I do something scatter brained... which is all the freakin time!
#36 to #28 - tarnis (02/20/2013) [-]
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User avatar #8 to #3 - hanabro (02/20/2013) [-]
Lazy? That's clever as **** .
#6 to #3 - mcpublicurination (02/20/2013) [-]
Knock Turn Alley. Nocturnally.
#12 to #3 - pineapplepeople ONLINE (02/20/2013) [-]
Please tell me this isn't the first time you realized this.
User avatar #13 to #12 - tarnis (02/20/2013) [-]
i wish it wasnt
#14 to #13 - pineapplepeople ONLINE (02/20/2013) [-]
This is my most appropriate picture for this. I, just, I can't... I can't.
#15 to #14 - tarnis (02/20/2013) [-]
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#17 to #15 - pineapplepeople ONLINE (02/20/2013) [-]
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#102 to #17 - anon (02/20/2013) [-]
I thought that was a really fat guy at first
User avatar #4 to #3 - Cobaltsushi ONLINE (02/20/2013) [-]
Son of a bitch.....
#63 - DrollHumor (02/20/2013) [-]
I hate it when two pawns meet. Neither of them will ever move again. They just stand there, staring at each other until one of them dies.
I hate it when two pawns meet. Neither of them will ever move again. They just stand there, staring at each other until one of them dies.
User avatar #105 to #63 - theycallmeloye (02/20/2013) [-]
Wow... deep.
#81 - eclecticparadigm **User deleted account** (02/20/2013) [-]
My favorite queen.
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#95 to #81 - bigbeaufort ONLINE (02/20/2013) [-]
mine
#106 to #95 - ilikepatatas (02/20/2013) [-]
SLOWCHOKE
his battle cry are the screams of his victims
#98 to #81 - deiignis (02/20/2013) [-]
My favorite queen
User avatar #109 to #23 - vatra (02/20/2013) [-]
He doesn't look like he's enjoy it.
User avatar #25 to #23 - DrBobsPatient (02/20/2013) [-]
yeah, but i don't know any guy who rubs the side of his face against her pussy
#45 to #25 - hillbillypowpow ONLINE (02/20/2013) [-]
Do you not? what a weirdo.
User avatar #49 to #25 - trojanmannn (02/20/2013) [-]
Oh. That's why she left ,e/
#26 to #25 - fullbodycondom (02/20/2013) [-]
You don't know many guys then.
User avatar #89 to #25 - OminousDemon (02/20/2013) [-]
but bitches love that
rub the entire side of your face against her pussy and she'll never leave you
#67 - ponymeat (02/20/2013) [-]
what is wrong with their hands?
what is wrong with their hands?
User avatar #69 to #67 - burritosupreme (02/20/2013) [-]
Drawing a hand is not an easy task for some
#72 - snakefire (02/20/2013) [-]
See the problem here, is you're tying to find a storyline to chess.....
See the problem here, is you're tying to find a storyline to chess.....
User avatar #40 - sefyu (02/20/2013) [-]
This is due to the fact that a soldier had to carry a huge shield with him, making it unable for him to attack straight forward.
The more you know.
User avatar #61 to #40 - tehlulzbringer (02/20/2013) [-]
So what's the point of the shield, then?
#66 to #61 - mattkingg **User deleted account** (02/20/2013) [-]
So if someone stabs you, you can block, there is no blocking in chess so it doesn't really matter
#86 to #66 - RageGuyyourmom (02/20/2013) [-]
New rule in chess, pawns can block the enemy once, stopping them one space from the pawn in a way that would fit for the piece. For example bishops would be diagonal.
#101 to #86 - mattkingg **User deleted account** (02/20/2013) [-]
I think it would make more sense if it was just at the front, because i someone charges at you from a side angle it would be hard to block
#110 - uberedheavy (02/20/2013) [-]
The kings reaction.
The kings reaction.
User avatar #2 - Mortuus (02/20/2013) [-]
I have to say, no matter how many times it's reposted, it's still funny.
User avatar #108 - Blargosnarf (02/20/2013) [-]
"Is that... is that castle moving?"
User avatar #7 - zeniix (02/20/2013) [-]
>swords
>wooden swords are used for practice
> trees
>three
>Half life 3 confirmed
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#65 to #56 - mattkingg **User deleted account** (02/20/2013) [-]
How 'bout no
User avatar #64 - lilwane (02/20/2013) [-]
ew nights are fkcing old i wud rath use gn
#99 to #64 - ngcrazydanny (02/20/2013) [-]
You went full retard man... Never go full retard.
#68 to #64 - littlenish (02/20/2013) [-]
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User avatar #96 to #68 - bigbeaufort ONLINE (02/20/2013) [-]
what?
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User avatar #27 - facedodge (02/20/2013) [-]
You're next, knight.
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User avatar #11 - ronyx (02/20/2013) [-]
DOES THOU INSIST TO FILL THE WORLD WITH SUCH HIDEOUS NATURE?
User avatar #1 - acemcgunner (02/20/2013) [-]
love it
User avatar #119 to #1 - alucaard (06/03/2014) [-]
Good job breaking the internet, really good job
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