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4chan. Saw it on the interwebs,made me happy, hoping it will make you happy. Dee evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed, Wig, the passion

Saw it on the interwebs,made me happy, hoping it will make you happy

Dee evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed,
Wig, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says. 'f dnn' t feel like it, I just want yen tn held med
I said, 'WHAT?? ll What was that"?!
So she says the words that every boyfriend en the planet dreads to hear,
You' re just net in touch with my emotional needs as a ninian enaugh for me to satisfy yhur physical needs as a man/
She responded to my puzzled look by saying, Can' t you just lave me for whe I an and net what I for yen in the . v
Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep-
The very next day I opted tn take the day " work ta spend time with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shipping at a big, big unnamed department stare- I walked around with
her while she tried on several different “very expensive outfits. She decide which one tn take, ED I told her we' d just buy them all She wanted new she es to compliment her new ,
I said, lets get a pair for each outfit/
We went en to the jewelry department where she picked nut a pair of diamond earrings. Let me tell yeu. -- she was excited. She must have thaught I was nne short a shipwreck. I
started ta think she was testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she deosn' t even know how to play tennis.
I think I threw her for a leer: when I said, That' s fine, honey/ She was agnost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement. Smiling with excited anticipation, she finally
I meld hardly meta myself when I blurted out, We haney. I dent fed like it?
Her face just went completely as her jaw dropped with a baffled, ‘WHAT?
I then said, 'Honeys I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while Youre just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough fer me to satisfy your shopper's needs as a woman.'
And just when she had this look like she was geing to kill me, I added, "Why can' t yen just lave me for who I am Ed not for the things Ibby you?'
Apparently Phi not having sex teilight at least that bitch knows Tn]. smarter than her.
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