The Friend-Zone has Evolved. Saw on my feed. Thought I'd share.. Today I saw one moderately attractive girl surrounded by a group ofa or 9 dudes all trying to t facebook neutralgray status friend zone territory state evolution sad
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The Friend-Zone has Evolved

The Friend-Zone has Evolved. Saw on my feed. Thought I'd share.. Today I saw one moderately attractive girl surrounded by a group ofa or 9 dudes all trying to t

Saw on my feed. Thought I'd share.

Today I saw one moderately attractive girl surrounded by a group ofa
or 9 dudes all trying to tall: to her.
What Whitnessed was no longer friend zone.
That was a friend territory. Just add a few more dudes into
the mix, and that could have been a state.
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#14 - itsmewaffle ONLINE (02/19/2013) [-]
THIS JUST IN: Friend Sovereign-State declares war on neighboring Girlfriend Kingdom. More at 6.
#30 to #14 - hillbillypowpow ONLINE (02/20/2013) [-]
More on the subject. The Girlfriend Kingdom has declined the offer for war as the Friend Sovereign-State tells other nations it was a mutual peace agreement.
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#54 to #14 - MyNameIsntCrookers has deleted their comment [-]
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#81 to #14 - neoslash **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #174 to #81 - fukkendragonite (02/20/2013) [-]
I agree totally.
User avatar #44 to #14 - redclover (02/20/2013) [-]
But can Girlfriend Kingdom stop their civil war pillow fights in time to collectively make Friend Sovereign-State feel awkward and end the war with little or no casualties?
User avatar #131 to #14 - imabser (02/20/2013) [-]
I could really get into this.
#16 to #14 - retrochris (02/20/2013) [-]
as this is about girls declaring the war, it'd be quite peaceful. Just two Kingdoms that are pissed and refuse to talk to eachother.
User avatar #18 to #16 - sladee ONLINE (02/20/2013) [-]
or pulling each other's hair
User avatar #25 to #18 - savirleo (02/20/2013) [-]
Don't forget the clothes getting ripped off
#91 to #16 - setittowumbo (02/20/2013) [-]
You've never seen a cat fight have you?
You've never seen a cat fight have you?
User avatar #1 - lightarcanine (02/19/2013) [-]
This would make FunnyJunk a Friend United Nations of sorts.
User avatar #55 to #1 - MyNameIsntCrookers (02/20/2013) [-]
F. U. N. therefore Funnyjunk is fun.
Half Life 3 confirmed
#227 to #1 - John Cena (02/20/2013) [-]
but that would make funnyjunk as worthless as africa..
User avatar #231 to #1 - tiberioustyphr (02/20/2013) [-]
Hm, so is it divided up into the multiple nations of a persay, friend-zone continent?
User avatar #358 to #231 - lightarcanine (02/20/2013) [-]
Aye, boards and the likes are nations.
User avatar #361 to #358 - tiberioustyphr (02/20/2013) [-]
I would guess that those with relationships (It's a stretch) are ambassadors?
#301 - ismellnewfag (02/20/2013) [-]
**ismellnewfag rolls 77** I'm just testing this new picture i got.
User avatar #303 to #301 - maklmor (02/20/2013) [-]
waht the fck dos doubles ean ur ******* dum kid y do u wach army moves andd said *****
#311 to #303 - TheProfit (02/20/2013) [-]
I swear, this creature is trying to communicate to us, I just can't understand it.
I swear, this creature is trying to communicate to us, I just can't understand it.
#324 to #303 - jtjas ONLINE (02/20/2013) [-]
***** what are you trying to say
User avatar #339 to #303 - astrozombies **User deleted account** (02/20/2013) [-]
i read it twice and still don't even.....what the **** are you saying?
User avatar #305 to #303 - ismellnewfag (02/20/2013) [-]
Is this guy for ******* real?

English ************ , do you speak it?
User avatar #306 to #303 - snakefire (02/20/2013) [-]
never go full retard
#349 to #303 - nativninja (02/20/2013) [-]
i knew i had something for that!

although id like the gif
#369 to #303 - John Cena (02/23/2013) [-]
Guys i know what he said: What does doubles earn, you're dumb kid why do you watch army movies?
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User avatar #332 to #301 - yunouppercase (02/20/2013) [-]
i guess it works
User avatar #302 to #301 - fasthink (02/20/2013) [-]
Conglaturations.
#50 - ishotthedeputy (02/20/2013) [-]
Soon they have their own economy based on what they buy for her
#192 - slendie (02/20/2013) [-]
"Ay gurl wan sum fuk?"
#183 - johnnybtrollin (02/20/2013) [-]
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i bet it was kinda like this.
User avatar #294 to #183 - drunkasaurus (02/20/2013) [-]
are they really trying to herd a car? I
#226 to #183 - bacabac (02/20/2013) [-]
A mobile apple store?
#51 - SemiAnon (02/20/2013) [-]
The fedora has fallen a long way.
User avatar #17 - eeveemaster (02/20/2013) [-]
oh yes, i see this all the time. It's what i like to call. the pussy guard.

A bunch of betas don't have the ability to get the girl so they surround her so no one else wants to get near her, thus improving their chances (or so they think).
User avatar #31 to #17 - sepheroth (02/20/2013) [-]
Let's call it the Friend Sea, it's supposed to stop all approaches to the holy land, but an alpha will just Moses the ************* out of the way
User avatar #149 to #31 - jonnyfunk (02/20/2013) [-]
you mean .. through the red sea?
User avatar #235 to #149 - sepheroth (02/20/2013) [-]
Yes Johnny, that's the joke. But Red Sea would imply she's on her period, not what I wanted.
#366 to #235 - jonnyfunk (02/21/2013) [-]
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that's what i meant!
#135 - arandomanon ONLINE (02/20/2013) [-]
Please, correct me if I'm wrong but... isn't friendzone when you actually confess to the girl you like, she says she likes you but then, somehow you end up being her friend?
Because if you just don't have the balls of telling her what you feel, I don't think it can be considered "friendzone" but "no-ballszone".
I'm sorry if I offend someone but this is what you actually are if you don't move your ass and either stop complaining and accept your love is impossible due to your lack of guts or go and confess to her alredy.
#194 to #135 - hardongo ONLINE (02/20/2013) [-]
and what do you call it when you actually had sex with her but she only wants to stay as friends even though you want more than that
User avatar #222 to #194 - electrozz (02/20/2013) [-]
**** buddies.
#196 to #194 - arandomanon ONLINE (02/20/2013) [-]
I don't know... friends with benefits with romantic aspirations?
#197 to #196 - hardongo ONLINE (02/20/2013) [-]
if you actually like her,and you had sex with her and she wants to stay as friends then i think is worse because you will know what you are missing, so even if its sounds like 			********		 sometimes is better not to know and stay in the friend zone
if you actually like her,and you had sex with her and she wants to stay as friends then i think is worse because you will know what you are missing, so even if its sounds like ******** sometimes is better not to know and stay in the friend zone
#205 to #197 - arandomanon ONLINE (02/20/2013) [-]
I can imagine.
#137 to #135 - drhoffable (02/20/2013) [-]
by being her friend you are in the zone...
#140 to #137 - arandomanon ONLINE (02/20/2013) [-]
So if you only want to be friend of a girl, you're in the friendzone anyways?
#143 to #142 - arandomanon ONLINE (02/20/2013) [-]
Well **** .
#145 to #143 - drhoffable (02/20/2013) [-]
unless you are putting HER in the zone, then its a zone in a zone.
#146 to #145 - arandomanon ONLINE (02/20/2013) [-]
How should we call it then?
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#148 to #135 - dementedllama (02/20/2013) [-]
I've always understood the friendzone to be the situation one would find himself in after confessing feelings for a girl, being rejected, but continue their friendship as normal. Not this "I've never told her how I feel. I'm so in the friendzone. SadFace" ******** .

<Pic kinda sorta related.
#181 to #148 - arandomanon ONLINE (02/20/2013) [-]
Exactly my opinion.
#274 - maggotarms (02/20/2013) [-]
well ive been gay best friendzoned. get on my level.
User avatar #286 to #274 - exotic ONLINE (02/20/2013) [-]
That's.
Wow.

I'd give you a consolation prize if I could.

Wow.
User avatar #289 to #286 - maggotarms (02/20/2013) [-]
thanks for the consolation but its fine now ive moved on, lol
#313 to #274 - pariahlol (02/20/2013) [-]
I'm on you're level. The girl I like asked me if I'm gay the other day.
User avatar #340 to #313 - umzar (02/20/2013) [-]
Your*
#364 to #340 - pariahlol (02/21/2013) [-]
I am deeply ashamed of myself. Please kill me.
User avatar #353 to #313 - maggotarms (02/20/2013) [-]
are you secretly in love with her?
User avatar #20 - ljxjlos (02/20/2013) [-]
2fedora4me
#79 - xtrem (02/20/2013) [-]
If you're scared of confessing to the one you like , then you'll be also :   
- accepting any dog work you get even if it's not your job   
- you will never ask for a raise   
- you will never tell people to stop disrespecting you   
For the love of me, just say it , spit it out and if it fails it fails &quot;better try and regret than regret and never try&quot;
If you're scared of confessing to the one you like , then you'll be also :
- accepting any dog work you get even if it's not your job
- you will never ask for a raise
- you will never tell people to stop disrespecting you
For the love of me, just say it , spit it out and if it fails it fails "better try and regret than regret and never try"
User avatar #106 to #79 - thatnerdyguy (02/20/2013) [-]
Reminds me of Japanese comedy.
User avatar #193 to #79 - zzonked (02/20/2013) [-]
I'll add to that, to initiate a relationship with a girl you have to risk losing a relationship first.
#88 to #79 - setittowumbo (02/20/2013) [-]
This gif is so 			*******		 funny.
This gif is so ******* funny.
User avatar #41 - hellspawner (02/20/2013) [-]
Even a few more and you have yourself a potential gang bang.
User avatar #48 to #41 - billybobjoeii (02/20/2013) [-]
did you know 9/10 people enjoy a gang bang?
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User avatar #27 to #23 - faithrider (02/20/2013) [-]
fudgecicles! i like my fedora...
#83 to #23 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (02/20/2013) [-]
But I like Fedoras. So long as they are worn with a suit though, otherwise you look retarded.

If you want to maximise the lady-getting, **** the fedora, get your ass a top hat.
#275 - beefking (02/20/2013) [-]
**beefking rolled a random image posted in comment #3081334 at My Little Pony fanfiction, backgrounds, songs, lyrics, and GIFs. ** what I do when I get freind-zoned!
#2 - John Cena (02/19/2013) [-]
Ah, yes. The Fedora. The signature of the wannabe classy/chubby hipster dudes.
User avatar #173 - JonnySmith (02/20/2013) [-]
Why are fedoras awkward? Is it because a lot of people who wear them are awkward?
User avatar #186 to #173 - johnnybtrollin (02/20/2013) [-]
most guys who wear fedoras are those awkward neck bearded furry bronies who spend their day writing fan fiction about pony/sonic the hedgehog crossovers.
#297 - verby ONLINE (02/20/2013) [-]
May I present to you: Amigotoria!
It shall be headed by a King,clad in a golden fedora, who shall keep his council in Betopolis
His council should include
Chief of Compliments
Admiral of Awkward Hugs
Master Masturbater
Lord of Lavish Gifts
Secretary of Facebook Messages
And finally the Commanding General, who will command the spies in an attempt to derail the people of Boyfriendland
#257 - Bad Man (02/20/2013) [-]
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That feel when I used to want to wear a fedora.
User avatar #328 to #257 - rotucex (02/20/2013) [-]
I still have to fight the desire to buy a fedora
User avatar #267 to #257 - DasSpiel (02/20/2013) [-]
I guess you can say it feels Bad Man?

Get it, because it's your username and you were trying to describe a feel?

Yeah, I'm done. Bye.
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