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Can we get an awkward parent stones thread?
I' ll stat
bbe 17 and living at home
ebeen trying anal play for the last few months and it feels good
use this empty wine bottle with a condom stretched over it
wide it under the sink behind toilet paper
bone day I come home and it isn' t there
what night my parents come into my room and say that they want to talk to me
mmy dad gives me the entire "you' re going to hell, this is unacceptable blah blah blah I' m so christian" speech and by the end of it his face is red from screaming.
we smashes the bottle on the bottle on the ground and storms out
bbe a few weeks later
go to get toilet paper from under the sink
tthere is a box behind the piled up
open it up and find a dildo.
bashed my mom if it was hers
who said "nope. have fun."
wmm
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#2 - toastableduckling (02/19/2013) [-]
"He smashes the bottle on the bottle on the ground."
"He smashes the bottle on the bottle on the ground."
User avatar #31 to #2 - xturboxx (02/20/2013) [-]
That ain't my dad it's a bottle
User avatar #9 to #2 - thepyras (02/20/2013) [-]
The only explanation is that this has happened many times before, to the point that his floor is completely covered in broken bottles.
#4 - darknesincontrol (02/20/2013) [-]
Awww thats nice of her
User avatar #46 to #12 - admiralen ONLINE (02/20/2013) [-]
there are no girls on the internet
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User avatar #43 to #30 - mrmoxie (02/20/2013) [-]
Girl

Guy
In
Real
Life
User avatar #36 to #30 - sexwithyourwife (02/20/2013) [-]
do..do you love leaves?
#41 to #30 - anon (02/20/2013) [-]
rule 37
User avatar #50 to #41 - dreaddune (02/20/2013) [-]
^ Found the gay
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#39 - breakfastskippa (02/20/2013) [-]
When i wake up, im always half conscious and hardly know whats going on. One morning i wake up, not all there so i walk to the kitchen to get a drink. My mum has a whole lot of her friends in the kitchen. They are looking at me with weird expressions.
Mfw when i look down to see my morning wood poking through my boxers.
#53 to #39 - fecal (02/20/2013) [-]
Your face when when?
#58 to #53 - richardastley (02/20/2013) [-]
When he looked down to see his morning wood poking through his boxers.
#45 to #21 - ihavechode (02/20/2013) [-]
Implying its a guy telling the story
User avatar #56 to #45 - pigbuttfoot (02/20/2013) [-]
>implying girls use the internet.
User avatar #11 - demandsgayversion (02/20/2013) [-]
That's ******* awesome. I wish my mom was supportive of my gayness, she's 1 lost marble away from mentioning the bible.
#34 to #11 - wantabeer (02/20/2013) [-]
Has she caught you sticking wine bottles in your ass? That might cause her to lose a few marbles.
User avatar #14 to #11 - monsterpunk (02/20/2013) [-]
If she does mention the bible, tell her this. In one section, it says that any farmer who plants two different crops next to each other, they are to be burned at the stake.
User avatar #15 to #14 - demandsgayversion (02/20/2013) [-]
She's a christian, logic doesn't logic for her.
User avatar #16 to #15 - monsterpunk (02/20/2013) [-]
If people did follow the bible, all of the U.S' crops would be destroyed.
User avatar #17 to #16 - demandsgayversion (02/20/2013) [-]
If people followed the bible **** would be like that book The Giver.
User avatar #18 to #17 - monsterpunk (02/20/2013) [-]
Oh god, **** that book.
User avatar #20 to #18 - LordVoltagen (02/20/2013) [-]
You also cant wear a single garment of 2 different fabrics
Its instant damnation for some reason
#48 to #20 - anon (02/20/2013) [-]
ITS IMPURE TO DO SUCH NONSENSE GLJSLHG:HKJ:JSK:JLK:JLJDF:JGHLSKJDGHHBKJPLBPBLBPBLPBLPBLBPBLBBLBLBPBL
#1 - benighted ONLINE (02/19/2013) [-]
well...
#40 - doubleuteeeffmate (02/20/2013) [-]
>the bottle on the bottle on the ground
User avatar #22 - edgecution (02/20/2013) [-]
That's not awkward. That's awesome.
#24 to #22 - anon (02/20/2013) [-]
Awesome parent is awesome.
#51 - KingJessen (02/20/2013) [-]
"BUT ARE YOU A BOY OR A GIRL!"
"BUT ARE YOU A BOY OR A GIRL!"
#54 - avarius (02/20/2013) [-]
that's a pretty awesome mum
that's a pretty awesome mum
#49 - theholyblade ONLINE (02/20/2013) [-]
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User avatar #13 - taintedangel (02/20/2013) [-]
The dad's a dick, but the mom sounds cool.
#3 - zerojaxx (02/20/2013) [-]
thats apretty awesome mom right there
#44 - mookiez (02/20/2013) [-]
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I guy one bottle.
#19 - LordVoltagen (02/20/2013) [-]
My parents once found a makeshift didlo that I never used stashed away in my room by my vape
Never speak of it
#23 - yuukiii (02/20/2013) [-]
anal play :3
User avatar #32 - ariplayer (02/20/2013) [-]
uhm.... is the person who posted this male or female
User avatar #47 to #32 - emptysuperman ONLINE (02/20/2013) [-]
Does it really matter? Probably a guy. A girl would probably just say she has a dildo and not specify she was using it for anal even if she was. (99% chance the story is fake anyway.)
User avatar #59 to #47 - ariplayer (02/20/2013) [-]
hmm good point but i can easily imagine the dad being less heated if it were a girl...
#10 - detectivejewhat (02/20/2013) [-]
That's actually pretty cool.
#57 - kidink (02/20/2013) [-]
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