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Can we get an awkward parent stones thread?
I' ll stat
bbe 17 and living at home
ebeen trying anal play for the last few months and it feels good
use this empty wine bottle with a condom stretched over it
wide it under the sink behind toilet paper
bone day I come home and it isn' t there
what night my parents come into my room and say that they want to talk to me
mmy dad gives me the entire "you' re going to hell, this is unacceptable blah blah blah I' m so christian" speech and by the end of it his face is red from screaming.
we smashes the bottle on the bottle on the ground and storms out
bbe a few weeks later
go to get toilet paper from under the sink
tthere is a box behind the piled up
open it up and find a dildo.
bashed my mom if it was hers
who said "nope. have fun."
wmm
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Submitted: 02/19/2013
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#12 - NigJames (02/20/2013) [+] (9 replies)
#2 - toastableduckling (02/19/2013) [+] (2 replies)
"He smashes the bottle on the bottle on the ground."
"He smashes the bottle on the bottle on the ground."
#4 - darknesincontrol (02/20/2013) [-]
Awww thats nice of her
#39 - breakfastskippa (02/20/2013) [+] (2 replies)
When i wake up, im always half conscious and hardly know whats going on. One morning i wake up, not all there so i walk to the kitchen to get a drink. My mum has a whole lot of her friends in the kitchen. They are looking at me with weird expressions.
Mfw when i look down to see my morning wood poking through my boxers.
#21 - jacklane (02/20/2013) [+] (2 replies)
User avatar #11 - demandsgayversion (02/20/2013) [+] (9 replies)
That's fucking awesome. I wish my mom was supportive of my gayness, she's 1 lost marble away from mentioning the bible.
#1 - benighted (02/19/2013) [-]
well...
#6 - Nullifier (02/20/2013) [+] (2 replies)
I wasn't sure if the "have fun" meant that the mom bought it for the kid or that it was actually the dad's and she wanted him to have fun being like "hey dad...look what i found...huehuehuehuehuehue"   
   
In the end I decided just to post this gif and go fap
I wasn't sure if the "have fun" meant that the mom bought it for the kid or that it was actually the dad's and she wanted him to have fun being like "hey dad...look what i found...huehuehuehuehuehue"

In the end I decided just to post this gif and go fap
User avatar #8 to #7 - sixsicsix (02/20/2013) [-]
Fright Night
#40 - doubleuteeeffmate (02/20/2013) [-]
>the bottle on the bottle on the ground
User avatar #22 - edgecution (02/20/2013) [+] (1 reply)
That's not awkward. That's awesome.
#51 - KingJessen (02/20/2013) [-]
"BUT ARE YOU A BOY OR A GIRL!"
"BUT ARE YOU A BOY OR A GIRL!"
#54 - avarius (02/20/2013) [-]
that's a pretty awesome mum
that's a pretty awesome mum
#49 - theholyblade (02/20/2013) [-]
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#23 - yuukiii (02/20/2013) [-]
anal play :3
User avatar #13 - taintedangel (02/20/2013) [-]
The dad's a dick, but the mom sounds cool.
#3 - zerojaxx (02/20/2013) [-]
thats apretty awesome mom right there
#44 - mookiez (02/20/2013) [-]
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I guy one bottle.
#19 - LordVoltagen (02/20/2013) [-]
My parents once found a makeshift didlo that I never used stashed away in my room by my vape
Never speak of it
User avatar #32 - ariplayer (02/20/2013) [+] (2 replies)
uhm.... is the person who posted this male or female
#10 - detectivejewhat (02/20/2013) [-]
That's actually pretty cool.
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