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#12 - NigJames
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(02/20/2013) [-]
#46 to #12 - admiralen
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(02/20/2013) [-]
there are no girls on the internet
#25 to #12 - bitchesloveleavess **User deleted account**
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#26 to #25 - NigJames
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#30 to #26 - bitchesloveleavess **User deleted account**
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#43 to #30 - mrmoxie
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(02/20/2013) [-]
Girl

Guy
In
Real
Life
#36 to #30 - sexwithyourwife
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(02/20/2013) [-]
do..do you love leaves?
#41 to #30 - anon
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(02/20/2013) [-]
rule 37
#50 to #41 - dreaddune
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(02/20/2013) [-]
^ Found the gay
#29 to #26 - bitchesloveleavess **User deleted account**
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#2 - toastableduckling
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(02/19/2013) [-]
"He smashes the bottle on the bottle on the ground."
"He smashes the bottle on the bottle on the ground."
#31 to #2 - xturboxx
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(02/20/2013) [-]
That ain't my dad it's a bottle
#9 to #2 - thepyras
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(02/20/2013) [-]
The only explanation is that this has happened many times before, to the point that his floor is completely covered in broken bottles.
#4 - darknesincontrol
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(02/20/2013) [-]
Awww thats nice of her
#39 - breakfastskippa
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(02/20/2013) [-]
When i wake up, im always half conscious and hardly know whats going on. One morning i wake up, not all there so i walk to the kitchen to get a drink. My mum has a whole lot of her friends in the kitchen. They are looking at me with weird expressions.
Mfw when i look down to see my morning wood poking through my boxers.
#53 to #39 - fecal
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(02/20/2013) [-]
Your face when when?
#58 to #53 - richardastley ONLINE
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(02/20/2013) [-]
When he looked down to see his morning wood poking through his boxers.
#21 - jacklane
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(02/20/2013) [-]
#45 to #21 - ihavechode
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(02/20/2013) [-]
Implying its a guy telling the story
#56 to #45 - pigbuttfoot
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(02/20/2013) [-]
>implying girls use the internet.
#11 - demandsgayversion
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(02/20/2013) [-]
That's ******* awesome. I wish my mom was supportive of my gayness, she's 1 lost marble away from mentioning the bible.
#34 to #11 - wantabeer
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(02/20/2013) [-]
Has she caught you sticking wine bottles in your ass? That might cause her to lose a few marbles.
#60 to #34 - demandsgayversion
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(02/20/2013) [-]
lol
#14 to #11 - monsterpunk [OP]
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(02/20/2013) [-]
If she does mention the bible, tell her this. In one section, it says that any farmer who plants two different crops next to each other, they are to be burned at the stake.
#15 to #14 - demandsgayversion
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(02/20/2013) [-]
She's a christian, logic doesn't logic for her.
#16 to #15 - monsterpunk [OP]
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(02/20/2013) [-]
If people did follow the bible, all of the U.S' crops would be destroyed.
#17 to #16 - demandsgayversion
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(02/20/2013) [-]
If people followed the bible **** would be like that book The Giver.
#18 to #17 - monsterpunk [OP]
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(02/20/2013) [-]
Oh god, **** that book.
#20 to #18 - LordVoltagen
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(02/20/2013) [-]
You also cant wear a single garment of 2 different fabrics
Its instant damnation for some reason
#48 to #20 - anon
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(02/20/2013) [-]
ITS IMPURE TO DO SUCH NONSENSE GLJSLHG:HKJ:JSK:JLK:JLJDF:JGHLSKJDGHHBKJPLBPBLBPBLPBLPBLBPBLBBLBLBPBL
#1 - benighted
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(02/19/2013) [-]
well...
#6 - Nullifier
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(02/20/2013) [-]
I wasn't sure if the "have fun" meant that the mom bought it for the kid or that it was actually the dad's and she wanted him to have fun being like "hey dad...look what i found...huehuehuehuehuehue"   
   
In the end I decided just to post this gif and go fap
I wasn't sure if the "have fun" meant that the mom bought it for the kid or that it was actually the dad's and she wanted him to have fun being like "hey dad...look what i found...huehuehuehuehuehue"

In the end I decided just to post this gif and go fap
#7 to #6 - thisbepi
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(02/20/2013) [-]
sauce on movie...?
#8 to #7 - sixsicsix
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(02/20/2013) [-]
Fright Night
#40 - doubleuteeeffmate
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(02/20/2013) [-]
>the bottle on the bottle on the ground
#22 - edgecution
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(02/20/2013) [-]
That's not awkward. That's awesome.
#24 to #22 - anon
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(02/20/2013) [-]
Awesome parent is awesome.