spiders. repost from tumblr, gota burn ur house down now. mu guys I opened a door to Getthe anngs out and a M; king sprier ran across my fan! Inside and then I
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repost from tumblr, gota burn ur house down now

mu guys I opened a door to Getthe anngs out and a
M; king sprier ran across my fan! Inside and then I
MI to toot let It may and then it KENS
GAVE BIRTH ON THE FLOOR IN THE BOWL AND
THEN WE WERE BOTH SCREAMING
ITS STILL IN THE BOWL AND ITS JUST HAVING
MORE BABIES
IT DROPPED MORE BABIES
MY DADS LIKE “SING THEM WITH SPRAY AND ITS
STILL GIVING BIRTH
YOU GUYS THOSE ARE ALL BABIES
**** MY LIFE
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Submitted: 02/19/2013
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#32 - Wumbologist (02/20/2013) [+] (5 replies)
1.) Poke a hole.   
2.) Spray copious amounts of bug spray   
3.) Seal hole with duct tape.   
4.) Watch them drop like flies.
1.) Poke a hole.
2.) Spray copious amounts of bug spray
3.) Seal hole with duct tape.
4.) Watch them drop like flies.
#36 to #32 - thegingermancan (02/20/2013) [-]
what i read:   
1.) Poke a hole.    
2.) Spray octopus amounts of bug spray    
3.) Seal hole with duct tape.    
4.) Watch them drop like flies.   
   
so imagine my confusion
what i read:
1.) Poke a hole.
2.) Spray octopus amounts of bug spray
3.) Seal hole with duct tape.
4.) Watch them drop like flies.

so imagine my confusion
#101 - kiwimidget (02/20/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Wait everyone's just ignoring the fact that this is the guy who let the ************* dogs out? MFW
#1 - froggets (02/19/2013) [+] (4 replies)
Burn the house!
#40 - mattdoggy (02/20/2013) [-]
1. Secure the bowl to the floor via duct tape, super glue, cement, and anything else you can find.    
2. Join Al Qaeda and work your way up the ranks until you are one of their top operatives   
3. Go to Iran and purchase as much weapons grade Uranium 235 as you can and have it snuck back into America   
4. Construct a nuclear device above the bowl to insure that maximum effect could be placed on the spider and its younglings   
5. Coax the US government into building a large Hadron Collider around the area (use the nuke and spider as leverage, scientists hate spiders)   
6. Upon it's completion experiment with different heavy elements in the collider until a black hole is opened up and starts to consume the area   
7. As the black hole expands detonate the nuke thoroughly cooking the spider to ashes before it is sucked into a collapsing singularity    
8. Defend yourself at the UN's trial on crimes against humanity with your defense being based around how much you hate spiders   
9.????   
10. Profit
1. Secure the bowl to the floor via duct tape, super glue, cement, and anything else you can find.
2. Join Al Qaeda and work your way up the ranks until you are one of their top operatives
3. Go to Iran and purchase as much weapons grade Uranium 235 as you can and have it snuck back into America
4. Construct a nuclear device above the bowl to insure that maximum effect could be placed on the spider and its younglings
5. Coax the US government into building a large Hadron Collider around the area (use the nuke and spider as leverage, scientists hate spiders)
6. Upon it's completion experiment with different heavy elements in the collider until a black hole is opened up and starts to consume the area
7. As the black hole expands detonate the nuke thoroughly cooking the spider to ashes before it is sucked into a collapsing singularity
8. Defend yourself at the UN's trial on crimes against humanity with your defense being based around how much you hate spiders
9.????
10. Profit
#45 - helidead (02/20/2013) [+] (1 reply)
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#18 - Turtleboner (02/20/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Imagine they accidentally kick it over and all the little bastards 						*******					.
Imagine they accidentally kick it over and all the little bastards ******* .
#43 - abcdxyz (02/20/2013) [-]
Kill it with fire
Kill it with fire
User avatar #17 - codfourmotherfkers (02/20/2013) [+] (1 reply)
1. cut hole in top
2. get that aerosol air spray that cleans key boards
3. Shake it and turn it upside down.
4. Spray that **** in there
#139 - nephrithotroll (02/20/2013) [+] (9 replies)
First off all the "babies" (spiderlings) are on the Abdomen
She was not giving birth else she would be holding an egg sack .
Secondly most common (gray/brown) house spiders are more afraid of you then you are for them.
they hardly bite as they rather flee instead of fight. If they bite the bite will hardly be noticed. maybe a mosquito like bite.
How ever the brown recluse Is a different story. Even they are not aggressive. they dare to bite as they have a potential hemotoxin (destroy red blood cells (that is, cause hemolysis), disrupt blood clotting, and/or cause organ degeneration and generalized tissue damage).
User avatar #147 to #139 - screwyouman (02/20/2013) [-]
I don't give a **** , just kill it.
#7 - monroetrojanguy (02/19/2013) [-]
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#128 - lulzinmyroflcopter (02/20/2013) [-]
After all these painstaking years, we finally found him . We have found the one...who let the dogs out
After all these painstaking years, we finally found him . We have found the one...who let the dogs out
User avatar #37 - krazeeguitarist (02/20/2013) [-]
Sorry to burst your bubble but this spider did not give birth in your house ... That's a female wolf spider... they carry their young on their back ... look it up. Also look at the difference in the size of the body of the spider from picture one to picture 2 ... because the "body" in picture one is actually all the hatchlings on her back. Now ya know.
#42 - aproudpatriot (02/20/2013) [-]
that container can only hold them for so long
that container can only hold them for so long
#23 - slenderwolf (02/20/2013) [-]
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#186 - fuckyouiamcat (02/20/2013) [+] (3 replies)
I'm disturbed at the fact that spiders can give live birth. I could have sworn that they laid eggs.
I'm disturbed at the fact that spiders can give live birth. I could have sworn that they laid eggs.
#110 - charmingtroll (02/20/2013) [-]
So it was thee who let the dogs out!
So it was thee who let the dogs out!
#83 - oottovann (02/20/2013) [+] (3 replies)
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