spiders. repost from tumblr, gota burn ur house down now. mu guys I opened a door to Getthe anngs out and a M; king sprier ran across my fan! Inside and then I
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spiders. repost from tumblr, gota burn ur house down now. mu guys I opened a door to Getthe anngs out and a M; king sprier ran across my fan! Inside and then I

repost from tumblr, gota burn ur house down now

mu guys I opened a door to Getthe anngs out and a
M; king sprier ran across my fan! Inside and then I
MI to toot let It may and then it KENS
GAVE BIRTH ON THE FLOOR IN THE BOWL AND
THEN WE WERE BOTH SCREAMING
ITS STILL IN THE BOWL AND ITS JUST HAVING
MORE BABIES
IT DROPPED MORE BABIES
MY DADS LIKE “SING THEM WITH SPRAY AND ITS
STILL GIVING BIRTH
YOU GUYS THOSE ARE ALL BABIES
**** MY LIFE
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#101 - kiwimidget (02/20/2013) [-]
Wait everyone's just ignoring the fact that this is the guy who let the ************* dogs out? MFW
User avatar #127 to #101 - Rockycrack (02/20/2013) [-]
exactly my thoughts
#1 - froggets (02/19/2013) [-]
Burn the house!
User avatar #8 to #1 - thatguywhohasbacon ONLINE (02/19/2013) [-]
Not good enough, re-enact hiroshima, 1945 on your house.
#9 to #8 - anon (02/19/2013) [-]
thats not enough.
Drop a 2. Tzar Bomb on the house.
#10 to #9 - thatguywhohasbacon ONLINE (02/19/2013) [-]
Still not enough, death star might do it though.
#11 to #10 - karmakoala (02/19/2013) [-]
Still not enough, Galactus may help
#40 - mattdoggy (02/20/2013) [-]
1. Secure the bowl to the floor via duct tape, super glue, cement, and anything else you can find.    
2. Join Al Qaeda and work your way up the ranks until you are one of their top operatives   
3. Go to Iran and purchase as much weapons grade Uranium 235 as you can and have it snuck back into America   
4. Construct a nuclear device above the bowl to insure that maximum effect could be placed on the spider and its younglings   
5. Coax the US government into building a large Hadron Collider around the area (use the nuke and spider as leverage, scientists hate spiders)   
6. Upon it's completion experiment with different heavy elements in the collider until a black hole is opened up and starts to consume the area   
7. As the black hole expands detonate the nuke thoroughly cooking the spider to ashes before it is sucked into a collapsing singularity    
8. Defend yourself at the UN's trial on crimes against humanity with your defense being based around how much you hate spiders   
9.????   
10. Profit
1. Secure the bowl to the floor via duct tape, super glue, cement, and anything else you can find.
2. Join Al Qaeda and work your way up the ranks until you are one of their top operatives
3. Go to Iran and purchase as much weapons grade Uranium 235 as you can and have it snuck back into America
4. Construct a nuclear device above the bowl to insure that maximum effect could be placed on the spider and its younglings
5. Coax the US government into building a large Hadron Collider around the area (use the nuke and spider as leverage, scientists hate spiders)
6. Upon it's completion experiment with different heavy elements in the collider until a black hole is opened up and starts to consume the area
7. As the black hole expands detonate the nuke thoroughly cooking the spider to ashes before it is sucked into a collapsing singularity
8. Defend yourself at the UN's trial on crimes against humanity with your defense being based around how much you hate spiders
9.????
10. Profit
#45 - helidead (02/20/2013) [-]
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#32 - Wumbologist (02/20/2013) [-]
1.) Poke a hole.   
2.) Spray copious amounts of bug spray   
3.) Seal hole with duct tape.   
4.) Watch them drop like flies.
1.) Poke a hole.
2.) Spray copious amounts of bug spray
3.) Seal hole with duct tape.
4.) Watch them drop like flies.
#103 to #32 - xtrem (02/20/2013) [-]
1)poke a hole   
2)start recording   
3) throw a firecracker in    
4) shut and hold the hole with your shoe   
5) watch as the smoke clears  see this    
Spiders are now in Juggernaut suites
1)poke a hole
2)start recording
3) throw a firecracker in
4) shut and hold the hole with your shoe
5) watch as the smoke clears see this
Spiders are now in Juggernaut suites
#258 to #32 - helidead (02/20/2013) [-]
HI SHION
#36 to #32 - thegingermancan (02/20/2013) [-]
what i read:   
1.) Poke a hole.    
2.) Spray octopus amounts of bug spray    
3.) Seal hole with duct tape.    
4.) Watch them drop like flies.   
   
so imagine my confusion
what i read:
1.) Poke a hole.
2.) Spray octopus amounts of bug spray
3.) Seal hole with duct tape.
4.) Watch them drop like flies.

so imagine my confusion
User avatar #112 to #36 - watchme (02/20/2013) [-]
Octopus, bugs, seals, flies...
Your mind is like Animal Planet!
User avatar #47 to #36 - kiwisayswhat (02/20/2013) [-]
This made me laugh more than the actual content
#18 - Turtleboner (02/20/2013) [-]
Imagine they accidentally kick it over and all the little bastards scatter.
Imagine they accidentally kick it over and all the little bastards scatter.
#166 to #18 - xturboxx (02/20/2013) [-]
I would probably put my house up for sale. Those things would come back with a vengeance.
#43 - abcdxyz (02/20/2013) [-]
Kill it with fire
Kill it with fire
User avatar #17 - codfourmotherfkers (02/20/2013) [-]
1. cut hole in top
2. get that aerosol air spray that cleans key boards
3. Shake it and turn it upside down.
4. Spray that **** in there
User avatar #38 to #17 - swiekim (02/20/2013) [-]
not having any exits to go to the spiders then explode into a tornado of baby spiders and fly out the whole in the top of the bowl and devour the can
#7 - monroetrojanguy (02/19/2013) [-]
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#128 - lulzinmyroflcopter (02/20/2013) [-]
After all these painstaking years, we finally found him . We have found the one...who let the dogs out
After all these painstaking years, we finally found him . We have found the one...who let the dogs out
User avatar #37 - krazeeguitarist (02/20/2013) [-]
Sorry to burst your bubble but this spider did not give birth in your house ... That's a female wolf spider... they carry their young on their back ... look it up. Also look at the difference in the size of the body of the spider from picture one to picture 2 ... because the "body" in picture one is actually all the hatchlings on her back. Now ya know.
#42 - aproudpatriot (02/20/2013) [-]
that container can only hold them for so long
that container can only hold them for so long
#23 - slenderwolf (02/20/2013) [-]
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#186 - fuckyouiamcat (02/20/2013) [-]
I'm disturbed at the fact that spiders can give live birth. I could have sworn that they laid eggs.
I'm disturbed at the fact that spiders can give live birth. I could have sworn that they laid eggs.
User avatar #188 to #186 - thesovereigngrave ONLINE (02/20/2013) [-]
From the looks of it, it's probably one of the spiders that carries young on its back. I'm certain that it's not actually giving birth, her children are just climbing off.
#189 to #188 - fuckyouiamcat (02/20/2013) [-]
Maybe it's carrying the egg sac under its belly, which looks like giving birth when they spiderlings hatch.

Why does "spiderlings" have to be such a cute word?
User avatar #190 to #189 - thesovereigngrave ONLINE (02/20/2013) [-]
Well, if it was carrying its egg sac, I'm pretty sure we'd be able to clearly tell. I've seen mother spiders carrying them around, and they're not small. So there'd be a big white thing underneath her.

And yes, spiderling is an adorable word.
#110 - charmingtroll (02/20/2013) [-]
So it was thee who let the dogs out!
So it was thee who let the dogs out!
#83 - oottovann (02/20/2013) [-]
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#197 - sirhyden (02/20/2013) [-]
I'm not bothered by this, it's a living thing after all, just because it's not pleasant to look at. Would you prefer to have flying puking on your food? Yay for Spider bros!
User avatar #223 to #197 - viscerys (02/20/2013) [-]
Stop making me see both sides of the story you **** !
#226 to #223 - sirhyden (02/20/2013) [-]
Can't handle my logic!
Can't handle my logic!
User avatar #227 to #226 - viscerys (02/20/2013) [-]
You have bested me. Instead of outright flattening spiders, I shall try and get them out, or leaving them be. I'm not of the strongest will, and I tend to buckle easily as you've no doubt noticed.
#256 to #227 - sirhyden (02/20/2013) [-]
Your fear is completely understandable. I'm afraid of the bigger spiders myself. Na, they'll help you out in the end, some people do the same with bats and they're the reason we arn't eaten alive with mossies and such during the summer. :)
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