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#13 - upunkpunk ONLINE (02/19/2013) [-]
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#9 - John Cena (02/19/2013) [-]
******* of skyrim:
- nazeem < this guy can seriously go **** himself.
- that bitch from the clothing shop in solitude
- lil ***** kid from dragonsreach that keeps saying; ''another wanderer here to lick my fathers balls? good job''
- the blades < they can also go **** themselves
-oh and ''come to dragonsreach to discuss the ongoin- *shoves an daedric greatsword through farengar's chest*
User avatar #178 to #9 - licestr ONLINE (02/20/2013) [-]
And did you know you can marry that light armor selling hoe? but not that beatifull ******* blonde woman that stand near the meat market in Markarth? FFS that pissed me of yesterday.
#264 to #9 - John Cena (02/21/2013) [-]
Why Daedric? Dragonbone is better, and easier to get.
User avatar #61 to #9 - CactusFantastico (02/19/2013) [-]
the guards.

"so you...what? fetch the mead?"
User avatar #98 to #9 - popkornking (02/20/2013) [-]
You forgot all high elves.
Ever.
User avatar #114 to #98 - icametocomment (02/20/2013) [-]
What about that alchemist in Windhelm? A bit arrogant to be sure, but a whole lot less of a dicksucker than most High Elves.
User avatar #141 to #114 - popkornking (02/20/2013) [-]
True enough, probably from living around Nords for so long
User avatar #48 to #9 - icametocomment (02/19/2013) [-]
You who's the worst, though?
Mother.
******* .
Thalmor.
User avatar #84 to #48 - jinxbomb (02/19/2013) [-]
there is not enough pains in hell fit for that cunt thalmor in the mages guild, there's not enough glass shards in the world for tme to shove down his urethra
User avatar #169 to #84 - fredthemilkman (02/20/2013) [-]
he dies
User avatar #182 to #169 - jinxbomb (02/20/2013) [-]
he still deserves more, normally i resurrect him a few times to decapatate him a few times, or make him my slave with a mod
#240 to #182 - boydaranga (02/20/2013) [-]
Love the part when he sends his thalmor friend to kill you/me.
"then you shall die"
#31 to #9 - foreverxalone (02/19/2013) [-]
You know what I did to the 			******		 we call Nazeem? I'll tell you what the 			****		 I did.   
   
I stole everything including the clothes off of his and his wife's backs. In fact I got the town guard to kill his wife for me. He stared down at her bloody corpse in the middle of the street as myself and other townspeople trampled it into the earth. He sat there, poor, spouseless, and broken. I walked up to him to brag about my victory and clear superiority, but all he does is make fun of how I don't get up to the Mother 			*******		 CLOUD DISTRICT!!!!    
   
MFW
You know what I did to the ****** we call Nazeem? I'll tell you what the **** I did.

I stole everything including the clothes off of his and his wife's backs. In fact I got the town guard to kill his wife for me. He stared down at her bloody corpse in the middle of the street as myself and other townspeople trampled it into the earth. He sat there, poor, spouseless, and broken. I walked up to him to brag about my victory and clear superiority, but all he does is make fun of how I don't get up to the Mother ******* CLOUD DISTRICT!!!!

MFW
#147 to #31 - fractalius (02/20/2013) [-]
Who is Nazeem?
#183 to #147 - ryander (02/20/2013) [-]
"Do you get to the cloud district very often? Oh, what am I saying, of course you don't."


I always soul trap that dirty ****** , enchant some boots with his ****** soul and walk in circles around the cloud district
#21 to #9 - potatos ONLINE (02/19/2013) [-]
And Vex. Don't forget Vex.
Doesn't matter how many ******* things i steal. I can steal the goddamned throat of the world without being caught, and she's still stand there telling me I HAVE WORK TO DO.
User avatar #29 to #21 - slyve (02/19/2013) [-]
I kinda like vex.
#28 to #9 - seymourtets (02/19/2013) [-]
AND THAT LITTLE 			******		 IN BITS AND PIECES AND SOLITUDE   
&quot;I thought adventurers were supposed to look tough.&quot;   
&quot;I bet my papa could beat you up.&quot;   
MY FACE EVERY TIME I SEE THAT LITTLE 			******
AND THAT LITTLE ****** IN BITS AND PIECES AND SOLITUDE
"I thought adventurers were supposed to look tough."
"I bet my papa could beat you up."
MY FACE EVERY TIME I SEE THAT LITTLE ******
User avatar #41 to #28 - drainbramage (02/19/2013) [-]
Oh god, that little bitch said that to me, right after I killed a dragon seconds before. With her 8 feet behind me. I wished you could restore dragons lives using their souls, I have no qualms about letting the entire town burn because of that little cunt.
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User avatar #30 to #28 - slyve (02/19/2013) [-]
skyrim.nexusmods.com/mods/774

You should find this very, very pleasing, then.
User avatar #5 - nalenthi (02/19/2013) [-]
When Farengar degrades your value as a mage,

and you're wearing the ******* archmage's robes.
User avatar #6 to #5 - renzard (02/19/2013) [-]
1000x this. I hate that ****** so much.
User avatar #7 to #6 - nalenthi (02/19/2013) [-]
I kinda wish Odahviing ate him.
User avatar #8 to #7 - andytang (02/19/2013) [-]
they had the same problem in oblivion with the mage's guild acting condescending WHEN YOU'RE THEIR GODAM BOSS
User avatar #10 to #7 - eonsmashface (02/19/2013) [-]
I thought that always happend? the ass-hole was there for the whole thing with odahviing and got murderfied. or am I just lucky?
User avatar #12 to #10 - nalenthi (02/19/2013) [-]
You're really lucky.

I used mods to murder Farengar with flaming cheese wheels. Gotta love the Skyrim modding community.
User avatar #17 - angelious ONLINE (02/19/2013) [-]
seriously the main proplem about skyrim was the character design.you are the most powerfullest man in the world who eats dragons for breakfast,is the leader of companions,dark brotherhood,mages guild,thieves guild,blades.a member of greybeards. a guy whose mere voice could shatter houses,a man who can summon the dead and dragons to his aid,a man who single handedly solved an entire civil war in matter of days, a man who is thane in every major city in the world,a close friend to the leader of Skyrim and the herald/champion/drinking buddy/friend of every god damn daedric lord in existance

and then everybody bitches at you...even the blades who are supposed to serve you...seriously...i ended up slaying everybody i could from every city i could find
User avatar #234 to #17 - skullzero ONLINE (02/20/2013) [-]
They prolly got lazy and didn't add anything that made it feel like times was actually moving forward...
#85 to #17 - jamhamington (02/19/2013) [-]
i don't think i've ever agreed with anyone more than i do with you right now
i don't think i've ever agreed with anyone more than i do with you right now
User avatar #51 to #17 - Gandalfthewhite (02/19/2013) [-]
that is the one damn thing that annoyed me about skyrim. In oblivion people knew who you were and appreciated and praised you for all your work
User avatar #244 to #51 - boydaranga (02/20/2013) [-]
I liked talking to that high elf in anvil after i became hero of kvatch. you know the one that came to warn you about the oblivion gate when you were just at the bottom of the hill that kvatch was on to find martin?
#70 - critique (02/19/2013) [-]
Why is it that Bethesda loves to make games where most of the unkillable npcs are complete assholes that DESERVE death?
User avatar #72 to #70 - taintedangel (02/19/2013) [-]
You mean children?
User avatar #76 to #72 - critique (02/19/2013) [-]
and essential npcs

User avatar #77 to #70 - jordoguy (02/19/2013) [-]
Pretty much everyone is Bethesda games has the 'no matter what you've done I'm still gonna talk **** to you' attitude. Even if you're standing there with the most bad ass armor/weapons.
#79 to #77 - John Cena (02/19/2013) [-]
But the kids are the worst, and what kid would actually talk like that?

I wonder if there's a mod for giving kids a beating in Skyrim. I've made them non-essential, but I still don't like killing any (non-enemy) NPC, dick or otherwise.

On a side note, male and female children have the same face... That's weird.
User avatar #81 to #79 - jordoguy (02/19/2013) [-]
I know you would have thought that in a world where anyone can carry swords and know spells that can burn you to death the parents would tell the kids to not talk **** to people
#251 to #79 - thundagawd (02/20/2013) [-]
There's a mod that lets you attack/kill children at the Skyrim Nexus: skyrim.nexusmods.com/mods/774 fun to have when some little **** talks down to you and you just wanna **** him up a few dozen times before quickloading and carrying on with your quests.

> Walk into Dragonsreach
> Little **** walks up to me, ''Oh look, another wanderer here to lick my fathers balls? good job!''
> Proceed to transform into werewolf, bite off his head, and shake his decapitated corpse around before tossing his mangled ass across the table as his father, the Jarl, watches on in amusement
#259 to #251 - John Cena (02/20/2013) [-]
Most of those mods don't work very well, I just made my own.
#260 to #259 - thundagawd (02/20/2013) [-]
I usually can't be assed to make my own mod for something I'll only seldom use, so I stick to community mods for things like this =/
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User avatar #247 to #79 - boydaranga (02/20/2013) [-]
your own kid is always the best.
Runa gave me a nightshade flower after a long weeks adventuring :')
User avatar #78 to #77 - critique (02/19/2013) [-]
In Skyrim I don't mind because there are plenty of cool characters to make up for the ****** ones. I'm not talking about ALL characters. If an npc talks **** to me, most of them are killable anyway. Problem solved.

In Fallout 3, asshole and annoying idiot are common personalities for many of the unkillable or essential npcs. You can't do **** .
User avatar #82 to #78 - jordoguy (02/19/2013) [-]
I don't remember one likable NPC in Fallout 3....
#88 to #82 - critique (02/19/2013) [-]
Me neither...
Me neither...
User avatar #99 to #82 - vicsix (02/20/2013) [-]
Three Dog? Agatha?
User avatar #103 to #99 - jordoguy (02/20/2013) [-]
2 then
User avatar #105 to #103 - vicsix (02/20/2013) [-]
I also think amata, your father in the game, and senior lyons (head brotherhood of steel guy) were nice characters. Red from Big Town was cool, as well. But all the ******* kids in that game were ******* annoying.
User avatar #47 - copperman (02/19/2013) [-]
>he cant be killed
User avatar #87 to #47 - Mortuus (02/19/2013) [-]
Oh? My load order says otherwise.
#49 to #47 - deviroux (02/19/2013) [-]
great point.
User avatar #52 to #47 - Fronk (02/19/2013) [-]
I Shouted a kid into the river, never saw him again.
#175 to #75 - ICEDgrunge (02/20/2013) [-]
The way you used that was a lot more intelligent than you'd assume at first glance.
#69 to #52 - bitchplzzz (02/19/2013) [-]
y... you can do that?   
   
   
   
*Double click skyrimlauncher.exe*
y... you can do that?



*Double click skyrimlauncher.exe*
#148 to #52 - fractalius (02/20/2013) [-]
OC

www.youtube.com/watch?v=ILoAbcCYVmk

(I still have no idea why the guards didn't attack me. They probably hated the kid too)
User avatar #110 to #52 - akkere (02/20/2013) [-]
You wouldn't be so proud when the next time you exit a loading screen you find your character strapped to a chair, with every companion you've ever recruited or were able to recruit lying around you, beheaded.

Suddenly you look up, and find that same kid, with a wooden sword.
"Do you want to play a game with us?" is mentioned in multiple child voices, despite it coming from only one source.
.... And you didn't even install Hearthfire for the wooden sword.
User avatar #226 to #52 - tables (02/20/2013) [-]
i kinda want to shout a kid off a cliff now...
#128 - breakfastlunch (02/20/2013) [-]
"Hail, Dragonborn!"

10 seconds later

"Maybe I'M the Dragonborn, and I just don't know it yet."
#109 - bdawg (02/20/2013) [-]
Gotta love Fallout New Vegas for making people actually respect you.
Gotta love Fallout New Vegas for making people actually respect you.
User avatar #112 to #109 - threeeighteen (02/20/2013) [-]
Except at the end of the game (before the final mission/quest) people will still bitch about the bad things I did at the start, forgetting that if it weren't for me those ****** would be slaves.
User avatar #120 to #112 - zomaru (02/20/2013) [-]
People still bitch at the cops even though they are the only ones keeping the peace.
It's human nature to complain.
At least, that's how I rationalize Bethesda's inability to script dynamic events.
User avatar #20 - dustfinger (02/19/2013) [-]
God how I hate that.
Luckily theres the killable children mod so you can pierce these ******* with your Sword.
User avatar #24 to #20 - PartyPanda (02/19/2013) [-]
Kidkebab!
#50 - maxismahname (02/19/2013) [-]
"If anybody gets daedric armor, I would give my life for them" or something like that. next day, full suit of daedric armor... "what do you do? fetch the mead?" mfw
#4 - empithree (02/19/2013) [-]
mfw this kid
mfw this kid
#146 - cockasian (02/20/2013) [-]
had this little ****** come up to me right after I defended Riverwood from two blood dragons. I was standing there looting after absorbing their souls and having the whole village gawk at the bones in amazement, and then this little **** comes and says this to me.
#133 - renamon (02/20/2013) [-]
First person to roll dubs gets to roll a user and then we all must tell him or her "no lollygagging"
User avatar #134 to #133 - thesesshomaru (02/20/2013) [-]
**thesesshomaru rolls 49**
User avatar #170 to #133 - invaladargument (02/20/2013) [-]
**invaladargument rolls 73**
User avatar #135 to #133 - fizzor (02/20/2013) [-]
**fizzor rolls 88**
User avatar #137 to #135 - fizzor (02/20/2013) [-]
**fizzor rolled user cumwhore ** And my work here is done.
User avatar #138 to #137 - renamon (02/20/2013) [-]
No lollygagging you cumwhore.
User avatar #139 to #137 - fizzor (02/20/2013) [-]
Wow. That's... An interesting username.
User avatar #136 to #135 - renamon (02/20/2013) [-]
Do it
User avatar #117 - darkdragonswrath (02/20/2013) [-]
This is why I want to be able to kill the kids in Skyrim. They are all cocky little ***** .
User avatar #119 to #117 - breakfastskippa (02/20/2013) [-]
Jarl Barlgruffs children are the worst.
User avatar #122 to #119 - darkdragonswrath (02/20/2013) [-]
Can't remember it word for word, but his bastard son says along the lines of "another person come to kiss my father's ass," I need to find a kid killing mod.
User avatar #125 to #122 - breakfastskippa (02/20/2013) [-]
Atleast you can kill that ************ Nazeem, I left his naked, beaten body in the streets.
User avatar #130 to #125 - darkdragonswrath (02/20/2013) [-]
If I ever complete the whole quest and all the side quests in skyrim, I will kill everyone. I will kill the shopkeepers last to sell off everyone's things.
User avatar #151 to #125 - PIPExDAD (02/20/2013) [-]
I pickpocketed his clothes so he walked around nude
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#19 - potatos ONLINE (02/19/2013) [-]
He is like the Draco Malfoy of Skyrim.
#176 - puremadmentalged (02/20/2013) [-]
Oh, Skyrim
#165 - hymen (02/20/2013) [-]
I know I had this for a reason.
#185 - biblioklept (02/20/2013) [-]
You can't kill children.
So technically, he is invincible.
User avatar #59 to #25 - mvainer (02/19/2013) [-]
mods in a nutshell
User avatar #46 to #25 - aesmith (02/19/2013) [-]
.... So. What happens when you get that? Can you 'use' it as a 'weapon'?
User avatar #149 to #46 - thadin (02/20/2013) [-]
You equip it.
It's part of a sex mod. I know this because science.
User avatar #261 to #149 - aesmith (02/20/2013) [-]
... Well. I'm definitely not going to try and find a picture of someone using this...
#27 to #25 - rbpwn (02/19/2013) [-]
Somebody saved my Screenshot?
#32 to #27 - felixjarl (02/19/2013) [-]
This image has expired
I got a special nose for good reaction images.
User avatar #33 to #25 - olmesy (02/19/2013) [-]
Lost it when I saw 'firewood'
User avatar #34 to #33 - rbpwn (02/19/2013) [-]
I actually went out of my way and spent half an hour to find some firewood for that
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