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User avatar #38 - xxhunterxx ONLINE (02/20/2013) [-]

>Dress swagalisciously (look like you're going to a funeral dude)
>Have a cheap briefcase filled with playboy.
>Give briefcase to random stranger, tell him "You know what to do"

You just scared the guy and when he goes to the police imagine the faces they'll have when they open the briefcase that the scary man gave you and find that there's a bunch of softcore porn in it.
#56 to #38 - icametocomment (02/20/2013) [-]
That is brilliant.
That is brilliant.
#55 to #38 - jiltist ONLINE (02/20/2013) [-]
Instead, use a manilla envelope, and put gay porn in it.
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