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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
User avatar #38 - xxhunterxx
Reply +39 123456789123345869
(02/20/2013) [-]

>Dress swagalisciously (look like you're going to a funeral dude)
>Have a cheap briefcase filled with playboy.
>Give briefcase to random stranger, tell him "You know what to do"

You just scared the guy and when he goes to the police imagine the faces they'll have when they open the briefcase that the scary man gave you and find that there's a bunch of softcore porn in it.
#56 to #38 - icametocomment
Reply +11 123456789123345869
(02/20/2013) [-]
That is brilliant.
That is brilliant.
User avatar #55 to #38 - jiltist
Reply +5 123456789123345869
(02/20/2013) [-]
Instead, use a manilla envelope, and put gay porn in it.