be hollywood-type hacker... stumbled upon. 1. Dress sophisticated (suit: and tie, heavyhearted shades) 2. Enter into a public setting with laptop (class, cafe,
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be hollywood-type hacker..

1. Dress sophisticated (suit: and tie, heavyhearted shades)
2. Enter into a public setting with laptop (class, cafe, etc.)
3. Position yourself so everyone can see your screen
4. Open up many tabs about random things
politics, japanese culture, stock market, historical docs.)
5. THEN, open this site --
6. Press FII for fullscreen.
I Begin typing FURION SLY.
8. Press "All" 3 times for "Access Granted"
Press "Caps lock" 3 times for "Access Denied"
9. After about 15 minutes,
Slam the laptop shut, look around suspiciously,
and leave,
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Submitted: 02/19/2013
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#21 - jtdoggs **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#22 to #21 - anon (02/19/2013) [-]
B-But.. They started it!
User avatar #69 to #31 - eclipseblade (02/20/2013) [-]
I'll admit, I was scared a bit when it was getting closer to zero.
User avatar #57 - djequalizee (02/20/2013) [-]
>At airport
>Been waiting for flight for around 5 hours
>Flight was canceled and scheduled for tomorrow due to snowfall in the city i was going to fly to
>Sat around bored for 5 hours with nothing to show for it
>Idea
>Zip up my jacket to cover face
>Put hat on
>Walk around, find victim
>Guy on his laptop, waiting for a flight that boards in 30 minutes
>Perfect
>Walk up right next to him
>Stare at him for a couple of seconds
>He asks "Can i help you?"
>Look around suspiciously
>Lean down towards him very slowly
>Softly utter words right in his ear
>"Don't get on the plane"
>Walk away slightly uneasily at a fast pace
>I wonder still to this very day if he got on the plane
#83 to #57 - dagreatmax (02/20/2013) [-]
I have to try this next time I'm going on a trip.
I have to try this next time I'm going on a trip.
#93 to #57 - anon (02/20/2013) [-]
Real funny buddy. It' amazes me the immature things so people laugh at on this site. Although it shouldn't surprise me considering many like MLP
User avatar #95 to #93 - djequalizee (02/20/2013) [-]
It amazes me that anon still thinks his opinion matters. Although it shouldn't surprise me considering anon thinks he is all knowing comedy god.
User avatar #99 to #57 - thefasrdog (02/20/2013) [-]
>get anal fisted by TSA agents.
User avatar #7 - sefyu (02/19/2013) [-]
Upgrade: Before leaving, stick a USB-stick in the computer, transfer a random file and "accidently drop" it on your way out.
User avatar #51 to #7 - fhqwghads (02/20/2013) [-]
Nobody notices it, it gets stepped on, and you wasted $10
User avatar #9 to #7 - thisusernameisalie (02/19/2013) [-]
Fill it with Rick Astley videos.
User avatar #15 to #9 - thatguywhohasbacon ONLINE (02/19/2013) [-]
I'd say the loudest, nastiest gay porn you could get your hands on, but Rick Astley works.
#13 to #9 - arkytior (02/19/2013) [-]
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User avatar #38 - xxhunterxx (02/20/2013) [-]
Better.

>Dress swagalisciously (look like you're going to a funeral dude)
>Have a cheap briefcase filled with playboy.
>Give briefcase to random stranger, tell him "You know what to do"
>leave

You just scared the guy and when he goes to the police imagine the faces they'll have when they open the briefcase that the scary man gave you and find that there's a bunch of softcore porn in it.
#55 to #38 - jiltist ONLINE (02/20/2013) [-]
Instead, use a manilla envelope, and put gay porn in it.
#56 to #38 - icametocomment ONLINE (02/20/2013) [-]
That is brilliant.
That is brilliant.
#67 - anormalbrony (02/20/2013) [-]
>go into cafe   
>looking quite swagilicious with my friend   
>open up a page with some article on online banking   
>make a big deal about it to my friend   
>"oh yeah man, we can handle this quick"   
>proceed to go to hackertyper and type furiously   
>everyone looking at us   
>get "access denied"   
>"dammit!"  "dont worry bro, i think i can handle this"   
>he starts typing furiously, get access granted   
>cheer when he finishes   
>leave the cafe still cheering   
mfw the shtick went off perfectly
>go into cafe
>looking quite swagilicious with my friend
>open up a page with some article on online banking
>make a big deal about it to my friend
>"oh yeah man, we can handle this quick"
>proceed to go to hackertyper and type furiously
>everyone looking at us
>get "access denied"
>"dammit!" "dont worry bro, i think i can handle this"
>he starts typing furiously, get access granted
>cheer when he finishes
>leave the cafe still cheering
mfw the shtick went off perfectly


User avatar #8 - winsauceiswin (02/19/2013) [-]
bonus: after hitting access granted open up this tab www.thecleverest.com/countdown.swf
then leave laptop sitting and sprint out of place
User avatar #18 to #8 - ImsoObvious (02/19/2013) [-]
And get your ******* labtop stolen.
User avatar #24 to #18 - RJHammerCock (02/19/2013) [-]
Who's going to steal a laptop that's flashing like a terrorist bomb?
User avatar #30 to #24 - ImsoObvious (02/19/2013) [-]
Anybody not retarded
User avatar #72 to #18 - iamcraig (02/20/2013) [-]
Go to electronics swap meet
I've seen then for about $15 at those
#58 - glassbannedagain (02/20/2013) [-]
And this is how to be a regular Gentoo powered hacker
#33 - felixjarl ONLINE (02/19/2013) [-]
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User avatar #41 - lolkoi (02/20/2013) [-]
But then i'd look like a faggot
#63 to #41 - anon (02/20/2013) [-]
you're playing gw2, you ARE a faggot
User avatar #66 to #63 - lolkoi (02/20/2013) [-]
Someones mad they didn't get the collectors edition
#86 to #63 - dagreatmax (02/20/2013) [-]
SAY IT WITH YOUR CHEST, LIL ASS 			*****		!
SAY IT WITH YOUR CHEST, LIL ASS ***** !
#54 to #36 - somenerd (02/20/2013) [-]
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User avatar #52 to #36 - willowpuff (02/20/2013) [-]
Had this not been reposted, I wouldn't have seen it. I thoroughly enjoyed this post. Leave OP alone. Meany.
User avatar #42 to #36 - fauxshores ONLINE (02/20/2013) [-]
5 months ago bro. I think a repost is fine now.
User avatar #43 to #42 - malacyman (02/20/2013) [-]
it's never acceptable.
User avatar #45 to #43 - fauxshores ONLINE (02/20/2013) [-]
If there were no reposts this site would be **** .
User avatar #46 to #45 - malacyman (02/20/2013) [-]
Reposts are what make this site **** . i come here to see new images. not the same ones that weren't funny over and over again
User avatar #47 to #46 - fauxshores ONLINE (02/20/2013) [-]
More than half the **** thats "New" was reposted from tumblr, redit, 4chan or facebook.

Stop pretending like OC thrives here because it doesnt.
User avatar #48 to #47 - malacyman (02/20/2013) [-]
It would if the reposts didn't make oc invisible. plus OC isn't everything. i don't care if it comes from a different site. i just hate seeing it on here over and over again
User avatar #49 to #48 - fauxshores ONLINE (02/20/2013) [-]
It was posted 5 months ago. I dont care if i have to see something twice a year. Something reposted from a week ago? Fine, keep it off, but 5 months is more than enough time imo
#98 to #43 - anon (02/20/2013) [-]
Before saying things like that you should make sure you yourself aren't guilty of uploading reposts.

Tell me. How many of those videos and images you uploaded were made by you and aren't reposts of things you've found elsewhere?
User avatar #100 to #98 - malacyman (02/20/2013) [-]
thats not what i consider a repost. it's only a repost if it has been on here before.
#53 - Jackimole (02/20/2013) [-]
mfw i do dis
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#78 to #77 - zzombiee (02/20/2013) [-]
aaaand I'm all out of those pictures.
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#85 to #81 - zzombiee (02/20/2013) [-]
That's pretty cool.
#44 - anon (02/20/2013) [-]
Well this sure does look like original conte-- Whoops.
#73 - countchoculitis (02/20/2013) [-]
Oh yes, because this wasn't funny enough the first six times it's been posted. Thank you OP you wonderful faggot.
User avatar #59 - phoenix grinder (02/20/2013) [-]
for the same 'cool' feeling download fingerprint scanner for iPhone

weeeeeeeeeee
User avatar #65 to #59 - electrosaur (02/20/2013) [-]
You fool.
What have you done to me?
I downloaded this app moments ago,
and I can not stop playing around with it.
User avatar #35 - ithinkimfunny (02/19/2013) [-]
Don't forget to press F11
User avatar #37 to #35 - anthonyh (02/20/2013) [-]
It said that in the post..
User avatar #40 to #37 - ithinkimfunny (02/20/2013) [-]
I completely missed that
teehee
User avatar #27 - suckle (02/19/2013) [-]
Or you could open up the command prompt, type "color 2", and alternate between "set", "tree", and "mode"
User avatar #23 - trojanmannn (02/19/2013) [-]
Not sure what number 4 is supposed to do but ok
User avatar #26 to #23 - theantidote (02/19/2013) [-]
Make it look like you are a potential japanese spy or hacking into some extreme **** , like ******* up the stock market etc etc
That's what I think anyway :)
User avatar #14 - silasersej (02/19/2013) [-]
Gon' do it in school tommorow xD
User avatar #17 to #14 - themabymaby (02/19/2013) [-]
Scoot scootaloo, scoot scoot scootaloo
User avatar #102 to #17 - silasersej (02/20/2013) [-]
That's not how you call a chicken!
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