huehuehue. oh albert. At: a prestigious social party Marylin Monroe noticed Mr. Einstein in there, so in her sensual voice spoke to the ones around her and told
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At: a prestigious
social party Marylin
Monroe noticed Mr.
Einstein in there, so
in her sensual voice
spoke to the ones
around her and told:
Imagine if me and
Einstein had a baby,
could be perfect,
beatiful like me and
smart as him"
Few minutes later,
Einstein was in the
chit and chat, when
someone approached
to him, telling him
what Mrs. Monroe
just said about having
hangs together, He
then replied:
What if it turns out
opposite, ugly like me
and dumb like her..."
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User avatar #12 - Maroon ONLINE (02/19/2013) [-]
Assuming this is even true, all it tells me is that Einstein passed up a chance to bone Monroe
User avatar #15 to #12 - thatguywhohasbacon (02/19/2013) [-]
Einstein seems like one of those guys who would pass up the hottest woman in the whole damn world if it meant he could make a clever science related joke. Also think of this: shaving ones genitals wasn't popular 'till like the 80's.
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#44 - backintheussr (02/20/2013) [-]
Well that didn't go as planned.
#76 to #44 - anon (02/20/2013) [-]
User avatar #65 to #44 - kalthorak (02/20/2013) [-]
That is so sexy
#43 - helenwheels (02/19/2013) [-]
Einstein didn't think highly of himself. Nor did Marylyn.
<A picture of OP.
#29 - abcdxyz (02/19/2013) [-]
Marilyn Monroe was not formally educated, but she wasn't really dumb. She enjoyed reading and apparently had a quick wit. However she had horrible self esteem issues, which people now speculate is because she grew up at a time where the most any woman was was a pretty face and nothing more, and basically she had to be the dumb blonde because that's all she could be seen in society.

I'm ready for the thumbs down
#30 to #29 - foelkera ONLINE (02/19/2013) [-]
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User avatar #47 to #40 - emptysuperman (02/20/2013) [-]
"she had an IQ higher than Einstein. her IQ was 168. Einstein's was estimated to be in the high 150s"

Is what the deleted comment said.
User avatar #62 to #47 - zerokiller (02/20/2013) [-]
Are you a ******* psychic or is there some way to reply to deleted comments that I don't know about?
#66 to #62 - anon (02/20/2013) [-]
It's called being here before he got red thumbs and deleted it.
User avatar #67 to #66 - zerokiller (02/20/2013) [-]
I was asking him if he was psychic because he said "is what the deleted comment said." I asked my second question mainly as a joke because there isn't any way to reply to deleted comments. If there was and I didn't know about maybe he saw it before it was deleted then came back here and posted it, for some reason. Any other way and I would've essentially been asking the same question twice in one sentence.
User avatar #99 to #67 - Cilreve (02/20/2013) [-]
It's can see the first little bit of someone's deleted comment on their profile page.
User avatar #100 to #99 - zerokiller (02/20/2013) [-]
I know that, but how did he reply to the deleted comment?
#108 to #100 - Cilreve (02/20/2013) [-]
I didn't notice that I feel like a dumbass. My only answer: he's a wizard.
#45 to #40 - dovahsix (02/20/2013) [-]
Are you a ******* idiot?
User avatar #35 to #29 - lokiwins (02/19/2013) [-]
She also had a stutter that she self over came.
User avatar #51 - Lilstow (02/20/2013) [-]
>mr. Einstein
he had a ******* PhD
OP is a faggot
User avatar #53 to #51 - hammerfell (02/20/2013) [-]
Not everyone with a doctorate goes around demanding to be referred to as such. I know 4 people with doctorates, and only one of them goes by "Dr.".
User avatar #64 to #53 - ThaGame (02/20/2013) [-]
dr faggot
User avatar #57 to #53 - Lilstow (02/20/2013) [-]
However the story never mentioned who was calling him mister, so it sounds like OP is doing it.
Nobody would refer to a historical figure as mister, however they would refer to them as doctor.

Also, why wouldn't you want to be called doctor? I'm a physics major and i hope to get a PhD someday. When/If I do i will want to be called doctor.
User avatar #56 to #53 - larfang (02/20/2013) [-]
yea, in fact most of my professors prefer to be called by their first name.
User avatar #58 to #56 - Lilstow (02/20/2013) [-]
that's totally fine, but why be called mister?
#48 - broorb (02/20/2013) [-]
HUY, MA   
#36 - anon (02/19/2013) [-]
User avatar #59 to #36 - pyrothermal ONLINE (02/20/2013) [-]
You're probably right, but it did make for an amusing story.
#16 - anon (02/19/2013) [-]
Al was a poon-hound, if premis is true...he smashed it.
#9 - anon (02/19/2013) [-]
I dunno if she was dumb, but she needed constant reassurance about her appearance because she had extremely low self esteem so I doubt she would have said that.
User avatar #84 - paronix (02/20/2013) [-]
What's in her hand? I can't make it out and my OCD is burning.

either that or its my stds
User avatar #85 to #84 - weinerdick (02/20/2013) [-]
her knee
User avatar #97 to #84 - mmajunkie (02/20/2013) [-]
Nothing, that's the background
User avatar #86 to #84 - defender (02/20/2013) [-]
looks like one of those cigarette holders you see fancy people using
User avatar #4 - blewws (02/19/2013) [-]
Marilyn Monroe wasn't dumb.
User avatar #5 to #4 - tkfourtwoone (02/19/2013) [-]
******** she wasn't.

For some movies they had to have over 30 takes for just one shot, because she was literally INCAPABLE of memorizing a damn line!
She's basically the first blonde bimbo, the first ever bimbo being Betty Boop
#13 to #5 - anon (02/19/2013) [-]
She suffered extreme stage fright, one director refused to describe it as anything less than terror.
User avatar #6 to #5 - alfredisbatman (02/19/2013) [-]
Being able to memorise lines isn't a measure of intelligence.
User avatar #7 to #6 - tkfourtwoone (02/19/2013) [-]
It may not be, but if you can't even do that...
#39 to #7 - anon (02/19/2013) [-]
Bitch please, I can get an A+ in Physics at any given time of the day and I can't even memorize something as simple as the last meal I got.
(I have a better time solving thing than memorizing things, not a bad thing,.... could be way better, but it's not bad)
User avatar #101 to #39 - tkfourtwoone (02/20/2013) [-]
So you can get an A+ in Physics, but can't remember/act a simple line like "Hello, baby"?! I pity you...
#10 to #7 - anon (02/19/2013) [-]
I scored a 98 on the ASVAB and I had difficulty memorizing lines in the mandatory theater class I took in college. I've consistently scored high on every test I've ever taken but can't repeat a paragraph in front of others. Managing to memorize then repeat publicly hours or even minutes later isn't a correct measurement of intelligence. It is just one thing a person might not be good at.
User avatar #103 to #10 - tkfourtwoone (02/20/2013) [-]
Do you know what your numbers on a I-dunno-what test ASVAB mean to me?

Absolutely nothing.

Marilyn Monroe was an idiot.
#11 to #10 - penguinthegreat (02/19/2013) [-]
she was a profesional actress
#23 to #11 - anon (02/19/2013) [-]
lots of actors get stage fright.

#24 to #23 - sonjaynooy (02/19/2013) [-]
They should probably not be actors
User avatar #102 to #11 - tkfourtwoone (02/20/2013) [-]
She was a professional dumbass. She had absolutely no acting talent, and was simply DUMB.
#106 to #102 - penguinthegreat (02/20/2013) [-]
you didnt get my point
a professional actress that cant remember her line is a dumb person
User avatar #107 to #106 - tkfourtwoone (02/20/2013) [-]
Oh. Sorry, my bad.
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#21 to #20 - comehonorfacetwice (02/19/2013) [-]
>the first ever bimbo being Betty Boop
>first ever bimbo
>doesn't say blonde
User avatar #25 - formidableguy (02/19/2013) [-]
She had an IQ score of 168, last time I checked thats not dumb, just saying
#38 to #25 - anon (02/19/2013) [-]
Kesha has an IQ of 140.........................................................
#34 to #25 - darkjack (02/19/2013) [-]
IQ tests dont work. if I'm 20 and get the score of a 40 year old, im gonna score high, but if im 60 and get the score of a 40 year old im dumb. it doesnt work, that why (i think it was) einstein who refused to take one.
User avatar #42 to #34 - onceman ONLINE (02/19/2013) [-]
You're ******* retarded, your IQ rarely ever changes that much, a girl that's 2 years old has an IQ of 148, when she's an adult it will still be 148, it's relative to age.
User avatar #55 to #42 - Ruspanic (02/20/2013) [-]
I think he's referring to the old IQ formula (100x mental age/physical age), which was ridiculous ******** . I'm not sure how IQ was calculated around Einstein's time, though.
#26 to #25 - anon (02/19/2013) [-]
Fake and gay
User avatar #27 to #26 - formidableguy (02/19/2013) [-]
Oh what a cute and productive response
#31 to #27 - ColonelHansLanda (02/19/2013) [-]
168? doubtful.
User avatar #33 to #25 - slumberdonkey (02/19/2013) [-]
I'm not going to doubt that she got a high score on an iq test. What does that mean. I got a 32 on the act and have a 2.5 gpa. What does that make me? Einstein was a genius because he added fantastic advances to the scientific community. I don't give a **** if some ******* bimbo got a good grade on a test. Tests mean nothing.
#37 to #25 - bitchplzzz (02/19/2013) [-]
I have an IQ of 140 something and Im a retard
#93 to #37 - fuckyosixtyminutes (02/20/2013) [-]
Yeah and you're penis is 10 inches long I"m sure
User avatar #105 to #93 - bitchplzzz (02/20/2013) [-]
actually im only about 6 or 7"
User avatar #32 to #25 - ariplayer (02/19/2013) [-]

User avatar #88 to #25 - redrex ONLINE (02/20/2013) [-]
IQ score isn't reliable
User avatar #54 - srskate (02/20/2013) [-]
Marilyn was very smart, apparently.
User avatar #28 - buttholee (02/19/2013) [-]
Didn't several people disprove this, saying that they never said this nor did they ever meet
#8 - anon (02/19/2013) [-]
Monroe wasn't dumb lol
and frankly I wonder if Einstein even thought so

I mean the whole set up seems a bit sketchy
User avatar #14 to #8 - thatguywhohasbacon (02/19/2013) [-]
I don't think it's real but I wouldn't put it past his humor.
#17 - myhumps (02/19/2013) [-]
Einstein didn't have sex with monroe because he was smart enough to know to not sex with a whore
#52 to #17 - ticklemehomoo (02/20/2013) [-]
this picture is fake yet it has been floating on the internet for years
why can't you dumb people just ******* research before you talk
yes i mad
User avatar #49 to #17 - weirdvintagegirl (02/20/2013) [-]
Marilyn Monroe was not a whore.
#104 to #49 - myhumps (02/20/2013) [-]
She slept with the Kennedies,and she was a prostitute for a brief time,and she was the first person on Playboy.Without her we wouldn't have slutty women like Madonna and Britney Spears.Why can't people just except reality,she was a whore,even she was a good person.You're a whore for what you do not your personality.
User avatar #109 to #104 - weirdvintagegirl (02/20/2013) [-]
The first two statements have never been proven, and back in the 50s Playboy was relatively classy. Madonna and Britney took inspiration from Marilyn and then twisted it in wrong ways, in my opinion. The definition of a whore is someone who engages in sexual activity for money or is a promiscuous or immoral woman. Marilyn was neither of those. She had a ****** childhood and was never treated well by the men in her life, and she was always portrayed as the dumb blonde when in reality she was a smart cookie. Show some respect for this great woman.
User avatar #3 - guiguito (02/19/2013) [-]
monroe ain't dumb
just sayin
User avatar #1 - mitchthehugeman (02/19/2013) [-]
If Einstein, I would say "Let's get started on those babies"
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#22 to #1 - grocer (02/19/2013) [-]
****		 you non-funny faggot cunt.
**** you non-funny faggot cunt.
User avatar #63 to #22 - defeats (02/20/2013) [-]
I can't stop laughing at your comment... It's so harsh and yet justifiable...
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