huehuehue. oh albert. At: a prestigious social party Marylin Monroe noticed Mr. Einstein in there, so in her sensual voice spoke to the ones around her and told
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oh albert

At: a prestigious
social party Marylin
Monroe noticed Mr.
Einstein in there, so
in her sensual voice
spoke to the ones
around her and told:
Imagine if me and
Einstein had a baby,
could be perfect,
beatiful like me and
smart as him"
Few minutes later,
Einstein was in the
chit and chat, when
someone approached
to him, telling him
what Mrs. Monroe
just said about having
hangs together, He
then replied:
What if it turns out
opposite, ugly like me
and dumb like her..."
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#94 - fuckyosixtyminutes (02/20/2013) [-]


User avatar #84 - paronix ONLINE (02/20/2013) [-]
What's in her hand? I can't make it out and my OCD is burning.

either that or its my stds
User avatar #97 to #84 - mmajunkie (02/20/2013) [-]
Nothing, that's the background
User avatar #86 to #84 - defender (02/20/2013) [-]
looks like one of those cigarette holders you see fancy people using
User avatar #85 to #84 - weinerdick (02/20/2013) [-]
her knee
#82 - evenx (02/20/2013) [-]
But the possibilites...
#75 - lawlfailwinepic (02/20/2013) [-]
Marylin Monroe had a higher IQ than Albert Einstein.
Einstein: 160
Monroe: 168
#95 to #75 - anonymous (02/20/2013) [-]
You people do realize that there is no correlation between IQ and creative genius. Richard Feynman had an IQ of 122.
#92 to #75 - anonymous (02/20/2013) [-]
I like how people only claim that IQ is unreliable when someone they want to call stupid has a high score.
User avatar #81 to #75 - doctorstein ONLINE (02/20/2013) [-]
It's been proven that I.Q.s are about as reliable as power levels.
#91 to #81 - fuckyosixtyminutes (02/20/2013) [-]
Not really, but certainly self-reported IQs are not to be taken seriously.
User avatar #80 to #75 - bossmanholms (02/20/2013) [-]
source: lawlfailwinepic
#70 - anonymous (02/20/2013) [-]
She had a higher I.Q than him (true story) but she didn't put her brain to work
#87 to #70 - defender (02/20/2013) [-]
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#78 to #70 - derak ONLINE (02/20/2013) [-]
What the **** did you just ******* say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated bottom of my class in fourth grade, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret projects on the atomic bomb, and I have over 300 confirmed theories. I am schooled in theoretical physics and I’m the top physicist in the entire US weapons department. You are nothing to me but just another problem. I will solve you the **** out with logic and reasoning the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that feces to me over telegram? Think again, ****** . As we speak I am contacting my secret network of colleagues across the USA and your inequalities are being solved right now so you better prepare for the equation, maggot. The equation that wipes out the pathetic assemble of atoms you call your life. You’re ******* dead, child. According to my theory of relativity I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with Uranium atoms. Not only am I extensively well-read in quantum mechanics, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Military funding and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little quark. If only you could have known what scientific retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will radiate fury all over you and you will develop cancer from it. You’re ******* dead, kiddo.
#89 to #78 - jimmynutz (02/20/2013) [-]
Oh God yes
User avatar #74 to #70 - huzibizi ONLINE (02/20/2013) [-]
#73 to #70 - anonymous (02/20/2013) [-]
are you ******* kidding me ***** ?
#68 - anonymous (02/20/2013) [-]
**anonymous rolls 29**
#61 - anonymous (02/20/2013) [-]
Einstein spoke only german?
User avatar #96 to #61 - DoggyBouncer (02/20/2013) [-]
You deserve that name items gave you.
User avatar #54 - srskate (02/20/2013) [-]
Marilyn was very smart, apparently.
User avatar #51 - Lilstow ONLINE (02/20/2013) [-]
>mr. Einstein
he had a ******* PhD
OP is a ******
User avatar #53 to #51 - hammerfell (02/20/2013) [-]
Not everyone with a doctorate goes around demanding to be referred to as such. I know 4 people with doctorates, and only one of them goes by "Dr.".
User avatar #57 to #53 - Lilstow ONLINE (02/20/2013) [-]
However the story never mentioned who was calling him mister, so it sounds like OP is doing it.
Nobody would refer to a historical figure as mister, however they would refer to them as doctor.

Also, why wouldn't you want to be called doctor? I'm a physics major and i hope to get a PhD someday. When/If I do i will want to be called doctor.
User avatar #56 to #53 - larfang (02/20/2013) [-]
yea, in fact most of my professors prefer to be called by their first name.
User avatar #58 to #56 - Lilstow ONLINE (02/20/2013) [-]
that's totally fine, but why be called mister?
#48 - broorb (02/20/2013) [-]
HUY, MA   
#44 - backintheussr (02/20/2013) [-]
Well that didn't go as planned.
#76 to #44 - anonymous (02/20/2013) [-]
User avatar #65 to #44 - kalthorak (02/20/2013) [-]
That is so sexy
#43 - helenwheels (02/19/2013) [-]
Einstein didn't think highly of himself. Nor did Marylyn.
<A picture of OP.
#36 - anonymous (02/19/2013) [-]
User avatar #59 to #36 - pyrothermal (02/20/2013) [-]
You're probably right, but it did make for an amusing story.
#29 - abcdxyz (02/19/2013) [-]
Marilyn Monroe was not formally educated, but she wasn't really dumb. She enjoyed reading and apparently had a quick wit. However she had horrible self esteem issues, which people now speculate is because she grew up at a time where the most any woman was was a pretty face and nothing more, and basically she had to be the dumb blonde because that's all she could be seen in society.

I'm ready for the thumbs down
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User avatar #47 to #40 - emptysuperman ONLINE (02/20/2013) [-]
"she had an IQ higher than Einstein. her IQ was 168. Einstein's was estimated to be in the high 150s"

Is what the deleted comment said.
User avatar #62 to #47 - zerokiller (02/20/2013) [-]
Are you a ******* psychic or is there some way to reply to deleted comments that I don't know about?
#66 to #62 - anonymous (02/20/2013) [-]
It's called being here before he got red thumbs and deleted it.
User avatar #67 to #66 - zerokiller (02/20/2013) [-]
I was asking him if he was psychic because he said "is what the deleted comment said." I asked my second question mainly as a joke because there isn't any way to reply to deleted comments. If there was and I didn't know about maybe he saw it before it was deleted then came back here and posted it, for some reason. Any other way and I would've essentially been asking the same question twice in one sentence.
User avatar #99 to #67 - Cilreve (02/20/2013) [-]
It's can see the first little bit of someone's deleted comment on their profile page.
User avatar #100 to #99 - zerokiller (02/20/2013) [-]
I know that, but how did he reply to the deleted comment?
#108 to #100 - Cilreve (02/20/2013) [-]
I didn't notice that I feel like a dumbass. My only answer: he's a wizard.
#45 to #40 - dovahsix (02/20/2013) [-]
Are you a ******* idiot?
User avatar #35 to #29 - lokiwins (02/19/2013) [-]
She also had a stutter that she self over came.
#30 to #29 - foelkera ONLINE (02/19/2013) [-]
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User avatar #28 - buttholee (02/19/2013) [-]
Didn't several people disprove this, saying that they never said this nor did they ever meet
User avatar #25 - formidableguy (02/19/2013) [-]
She had an IQ score of 168, last time I checked thats not dumb, just saying
User avatar #88 to #25 - redrex (02/20/2013) [-]
IQ score isn't reliable
#38 to #25 - anonymous (02/19/2013) [-]
Kesha has an IQ of 140.........................................................
#37 to #25 - bitchplzzz (02/19/2013) [-]
I have an IQ of 140 something and Im a retard
#93 to #37 - fuckyosixtyminutes (02/20/2013) [-]
Yeah and you're penis is 10 inches long I"m sure
User avatar #105 to #93 - bitchplzzz (02/20/2013) [-]
actually im only about 6 or 7"
#34 to #25 - darkjack ONLINE (02/19/2013) [-]
IQ tests dont work. if I'm 20 and get the score of a 40 year old, im gonna score high, but if im 60 and get the score of a 40 year old im dumb. it doesnt work, that why (i think it was) einstein who refused to take one.
User avatar #42 to #34 - onceman (02/19/2013) [-]
You're ******* retarded, your IQ rarely ever changes that much, a girl that's 2 years old has an IQ of 148, when she's an adult it will still be 148, it's relative to age.
User avatar #55 to #42 - Ruspanic ONLINE (02/20/2013) [-]
I think he's referring to the old IQ formula (100x mental age/physical age), which was ridiculous ******** . I'm not sure how IQ was calculated around Einstein's time, though.
User avatar #33 to #25 - slumberdonkey (02/19/2013) [-]
I'm not going to doubt that she got a high score on an iq test. What does that mean. I got a 32 on the act and have a 2.5 gpa. What does that make me? Einstein was a genius because he added fantastic advances to the scientific community. I don't give a **** if some ******* bimbo got a good grade on a test. Tests mean nothing.
User avatar #32 to #25 - ariplayer (02/19/2013) [-]

#26 to #25 - anonymous (02/19/2013) [-]
Fake and gay
User avatar #27 to #26 - formidableguy (02/19/2013) [-]
Oh what a cute and productive response
#31 to #27 - ColonelHansLanda ONLINE (02/19/2013) [-]
168? doubtful.
User avatar #19 - oosime (02/19/2013) [-]
#17 - myhumps (02/19/2013) [-]
Einstein didn't have sex with monroe because he was smart enough to know to not sex with a whore
#52 to #17 - ticklemehomoo (02/20/2013) [-]
this picture is fake yet it has been floating on the internet for years
why can't you dumb people just ******* research before you talk
yes i mad
User avatar #49 to #17 - weirdvintagegirl (02/20/2013) [-]
Marilyn Monroe was not a whore.
#104 to #49 - myhumps (02/20/2013) [-]
She slept with the Kennedies,and she was a prostitute for a brief time,and she was the first person on Playboy.Without her we wouldn't have slutty women like Madonna and Britney Spears.Why can't people just except reality,she was a whore,even she was a good person.You're a whore for what you do not your personality.
User avatar #109 to #104 - weirdvintagegirl (02/20/2013) [-]
The first two statements have never been proven, and back in the 50s Playboy was relatively classy. Madonna and Britney took inspiration from Marilyn and then twisted it in wrong ways, in my opinion. The definition of a whore is someone who engages in sexual activity for money or is a promiscuous or immoral woman. Marilyn was neither of those. She had a ****** childhood and was never treated well by the men in her life, and she was always portrayed as the dumb blonde when in reality she was a smart cookie. Show some respect for this great woman.
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