Jeremy Clarkson. .. The Euthanasia coaster, it's designed to keep a certain amount of g-force on you which will stop your blood reaching your brain and essentially starve it of oxy
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#49 - suikerpapa (02/19/2013) [-]
Nah, speed can kill you alright.
#116 - isoscelessandwich (02/19/2013) [-]
I'm american, and I will accept no other Top Gear before the BBC version.

The american version just isn't funny. They try too hard.
#208 to #116 - renegadehawk (02/20/2013) [-]
And they do stuff that's already been done. Like last week they did the RV's that was done like 2-3 seasons ago. It's a little interesting to see what they do different, but yea it's not as good.
And they do stuff that's already been done. Like last week they did the RV's that was done like 2-3 seasons ago. It's a little interesting to see what they do different, but yea it's not as good.
#154 to #116 - nightstar (02/20/2013) [-]
and they have the balls to advertise the American version on the BBC during the new episodes of the real Top Gear!

#24 - semilunarknight (02/19/2013) [-]
The Euthanasia coaster, it's designed to keep a certain amount of g-force on you which will stop your blood reaching your brain and essentially starve it of oxygen. tl;dr machine that kills using speed
#220 to #24 - semilunarknight (02/20/2013) [-]
What the hell have I started.
#227 to #24 - anon (06/12/2013) [-]
>g-force
>kills using speed
You're so retarded, you didn't even notice you contradicted your own statement in the statement itself. G-force is a force derived from acceleration, not a velocity measurement.
It ashames me to belong to the same species as people like you.
User avatar #231 to #227 - semilunarknight (06/13/2013) [-]
***** what the **** are you doing on this ancient post, also acceleration is a change in the velocity so you contradicted yourself, ******* idiot
#98 to #24 - plopodmonkey (02/19/2013) [-]
That roller coaster has never been made so it still has yet to kill anyone. Jeremy's still right. Jeremy's always right.
#29 to #24 - voidekatwo (02/19/2013) [-]
actually it's not the speed again that kills you

it's the forces exerted because of the track design. Same speed in a straight line wouldn't kill you.
#28 to #24 - CaptainPugwash (02/19/2013) [-]
While your contribution is valued, what you're describing kills you with force, not speed.
User avatar #69 to #28 - aesguitar (02/19/2013) [-]
The force is caused by speed, technically
#99 to #69 - hamzaisawesome (02/19/2013) [-]
That's acceleration.
User avatar #105 to #99 - aesguitar (02/19/2013) [-]
a = (delta(v)^2)/d or (v2^2-v1^2)/d
#107 to #105 - hamzaisawesome (02/19/2013) [-]
Acceleration is delta(v)/delta(t) dude. Also, the change in velocity isn't the velocity, so it's technically not caused by the speed.
User avatar #109 to #107 - aesguitar (02/19/2013) [-]
a = (delta(v)^2)/2d

here's the formula I pulled that from

v2^2 = v1^2 + 2ad


#111 to #109 - hamzaisawesome (02/19/2013) [-]
It would still be the change in velocity, not the velocity itself. Also, it would be delta(d) and the delta(d) is multiplied on 2 in the denominator.
User avatar #114 to #111 - aesguitar (02/19/2013) [-]
d is diplacement. I reposted the corrected formula in my last comment. Besides, the pic is dealing with centripital force which is:

Fc = m*Ac
Ac = v^2/r
Fc = m (v^2/r)

Here, v is not delta(v) and is the actual velocity. To get the G-forces, simply divide the centripetal force by weight.
#118 to #114 - hamzaisawesome (02/19/2013) [-]
By mass but yeah I forgot it was centripetal force.
User avatar #120 to #118 - aesguitar (02/19/2013) [-]
weight is the gravitational force. w = m*g remember.
#217 to #118 - redorbit (02/20/2013) [-]
i never learn basic physics this far in funnyjunk.
User avatar #79 to #69 - sirlorddarthvader **User deleted account** (02/19/2013) [-]
The force is created for G-forces, which is caused by a change in direction while moving. The speed contributes, but it is not speed itself which kills you.
User avatar #106 to #79 - aesguitar (02/19/2013) [-]
In this case, it's centripetal force which is Fc = (m*v^2)/r
User avatar #117 to #115 - aesguitar (02/19/2013) [-]
Centripetal force equals mass times velocity squared over radius.

Fc = (m*v^2)/r
User avatar #124 to #69 - mrthezho (02/19/2013) [-]
Yes, but it is not the actual speed that kills you, it's something caused by the speed. "Suddenly becoming stationary" is also caused by the speed in a way.
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#126 to #100 - anon (02/19/2013) [-]
thats rock bra
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User avatar #133 to #129 - organicglory (02/19/2013) [-]
hes right
i dont think thats speed man
#152 to #100 - anon (02/20/2013) [-]
But it only ever kills worthless faggots, anyway. Sooo... No harm done!
#88 - Nullifier (02/19/2013) [-]
Better than suddenly becoming stationery, am I right?

No?

Okay...

I'll see myself out..
#185 - needlessfoal (02/20/2013) [-]
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#8 - maddboiy (02/19/2013) [-]
what if you get hit by a car and you're standing still, that's speed hitting you and you are already stationary   
   
tldr speed can kill you
what if you get hit by a car and you're standing still, that's speed hitting you and you are already stationary

tldr speed can kill you
#9 to #8 - anon (02/19/2013) [-]
but if you were not standing and goin fast like sanic you wouldn't have been hit.
User avatar #56 to #8 - norriz (02/19/2013) [-]
shut up Meg
#104 to #8 - anon (02/19/2013) [-]
you're ******* stupid, its not speed what kills you, its the ******* force, which is amplified thanks to speed (also mass).. all hail phagat
#35 to #8 - bausch (02/19/2013) [-]
thats called rapid acceleration.
#30 to #8 - voidekatwo (02/19/2013) [-]
but if you move out of the way, then you're fine.

speed saves you
User avatar #60 to #30 - jimmyprice ONLINE (02/19/2013) [-]
speed giveth and taketh away
#209 to #167 - bearpirate (02/20/2013) [-]
That's works by centripetal force, not just speed.
#226 to #167 - anon (06/12/2013) [-]
You obviously know nothing about physics.
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User avatar #44 - felixjarl ONLINE (02/19/2013) [-]
''I am not afraid of heights, i am afraid of hitting the ground''~Terry Pratchett.
#134 - rmoran (02/19/2013) [-]
>Take repost
>Underline punchline
>No longer repost
#72 - gameshredder (02/19/2013) [-]
Going under 50 MPH will blow you up.
#112 to #72 - arrowinurbutt (02/19/2013) [-]
I'm going to hell and I gave myself a feel...
#26 - mikli ONLINE (02/19/2013) [-]
Guys, I was thinking. Maybe... just maybe.. this is actually a joke?
Guys, I was thinking. Maybe... just maybe.. this is actually a joke?
User avatar #5 - swordyou ONLINE (02/19/2013) [-]
> see front page material
> copy pasta
> underline punchline
> report it looking for thumbs
User avatar #6 to #5 - swordyou ONLINE (02/19/2013) [-]
repost it *** goddamnit i fail
#91 - mrcheekyface (02/19/2013) [-]
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#202 - arigsxc (02/20/2013) [-]
Debatable Jeremy. Debatable.
Debatable Jeremy. Debatable.
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