Religion Sexuality Mystery. . A toil e class was told had to write a short story In as words as polsih . The were: The short story had to win the following thre Religion Sexuali
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Religion Sexuality Mystery

A toil e class was told had to write a short story
In as words as polsih . The were:
The short story had to win the following three things:
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Below is the only is short story in the entire class.
Good God, Pm pregnant; I wonder who did it.“
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#2 - Alchemyst
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(02/19/2013) [-]
#52 to #2 - anon
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(02/19/2013) [-]
Write an example of a risk? is that a kindergarten class? how are any of these taken seriously? it doesnt even look like a test question
#53 to #52 - odapac
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(02/19/2013) [-]
Creative Writing, maybe.
#87 to #52 - anon
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(02/19/2013) [-]
nf,nf
#60 to #2 - EatEmNSMILE
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(02/19/2013) [-]
By god, that may be the most flawless check mark I've ever laid eyes upon
#6 - ihatem
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(02/19/2013) [-]
This is shorter:

Was Mary a lesbian?
#7 to #6 - fatmanxxxx
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(02/19/2013) [-]
Doesn't include religion.
#33 to #7 - zenethe
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(02/19/2013) [-]
Mary was the mother of jesus
#16 to #7 - ithinkimfunny
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(02/19/2013) [-]
Was God a lesbian?
#18 to #16 - fatmanxxxx
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(02/19/2013) [-]
This one works because god is directly related to a relgion(s). But a better one would be. Was jesus gay?
#19 to #18 - ithinkimfunny
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(02/19/2013) [-]
Yeah though that would kinda not really be mysterious, just curious.
If mary were a lesbian, then who make jezor
#20 to #19 - fatmanxxxx
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(02/19/2013) [-]
True but neither would be was mary a lesbian? It depends on what you consider a mystery.
#21 to #20 - ithinkimfunny
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(02/19/2013) [-]
If jezus was gay it'd just overthrow westboro baptists
if mary was a lesbian god is a rapist
if god was a rapist every christian would be allowed to rape in the name of god
2spooky4me
#22 to #21 - fatmanxxxx
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(02/19/2013) [-]
I like your train of logic.
but if it is 2spooky4u
why are you here?
#23 to #22 - ithinkimfunny
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(02/19/2013) [-]
my train of thoughts
cos I'm an atheist
#24 to #23 - fatmanxxxx
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(02/19/2013) [-]
Being atheist is a sin




(it's a math joke becuase you said cos)
#73 to #24 - wiredguy
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(02/19/2013) [-]
I can't believe you got thumbed down for this.
And I used to respect the community of FJ for their education, pff.
#25 to #24 - ithinkimfunny
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(02/19/2013) [-]
So if I'm correct after some retarded equation solving...
I'm an = 1/2pi
#26 to #25 - fatmanxxxx
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(02/19/2013) [-]
Maybe i don't remember **** from the math i did last week.
#28 to #26 - ithinkimfunny
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(02/19/2013) [-]
cos (t) = sin (1/2pi - t)
#62 to #7 - potatofarm
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(02/19/2013) [-]
Were you dropped as an infant?
Were you dropped as an infant?
#10 to #7 - anon
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(02/19/2013) [-]
Who the **** else would he mean by Mary?
Some random bitch named Mary?
No, we're talking about religion here, make an inference smartass
#11 to #10 - fatmanxxxx
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(02/19/2013) [-]
Dude i am just saying if you aren't a christain and haven't grown up in a place where christianity is prominant YOU WON"T ******* UNDERSTAND MARY MEANS SOMEHTING RELIGOUS YOU DUMB ****
#12 to #11 - anon
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(02/19/2013) [-]
So? I wasn't raised in the Middle East but I know who Muhammad and Gabriel were?
Don't undermine everyone who was raised on one religion for being religiously ignorant of the other religions.
Everybody knows the main characters of the most dominant religion on the face of the earth, that's just cultural diffusion combined with education in world geography, "dumb ****".
#13 to #12 - robinwilliamson
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(02/19/2013) [-]
I gotta go with anon here, a majority of FJ is no doubt going to have educational experience with world geography and it's pretty hard not knowing at least the main names involved in the most popular religion, or even the top three, Judaism, Islam, and Christianity.
#17 to #13 - fatmanxxxx
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(02/19/2013) [-]
I'm just saying it could be better mary is just a name and does not really hold any religous relavance. A better one would be. Was jesues gay?
#8 to #7 - toxicchameleon
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(02/19/2013) [-]
Mary

>>> MARY <<<
HINT HINT
#9 to #8 - fatmanxxxx
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(02/19/2013) [-]
Mary is just a name and does not represent anything religous unless it is the virgin Mary.
Thus no religion and is an f.
#37 to #6 - anon
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(02/19/2013) [-]
doesnt involve religion because mary is a common name, you did not verify who exactly "mary" was
#55 to #37 - TittyCinnamon
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(02/19/2013) [-]
im pretty sure when put into context the teacher reading it would understand what "Mary" he is referring too. Fag.
#75 to #37 - SeymoreButs
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#41 - twotwelve
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(02/19/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#88 to #41 - anon
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(02/19/2013) [-]
good god that is the most perfect thing I have ever seen
#31 - emurater ONLINE
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#32 to #31 - semilunarknight
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(02/19/2013) [-]
Your point being?
#39 to #31 - biograde
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(02/19/2013) [-]
looks like someone is upset because the concept of a higher being was mentioned
#61 to #31 - heroicvenom
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(02/19/2013) [-]
Atheism:
The belief that there is no divinity and has to make everyone agree with you weather they want to or not

SEEMS LOGICAL
#68 to #61 - scarymary
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(02/19/2013) [-]
That's just the bad atheists, I'm an atheist and I have never tried to convince anyone out of their religion. There's people like that in every belief, It doesn't define everyone else who has the same views.
#94 to #61 - ilikepatatas
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(02/19/2013) [-]
Atheism:
The belief that there is no divinity, Period.
God based religions:
The belief that there is a divinity and whoever does not agree will suffer forever in a burning world of nightmares and dessesperation
SEEMS FAIR
ps: i was baptised as catholic
#80 to #61 - anon
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(02/19/2013) [-]
I've never known an atheist to push their beliefs on anyone. It's one of the things I respect most about atheists.
#76 to #61 - spidahridah
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(02/19/2013) [-]
No. Atheism is the lack of a belief in a deity. Simple as that.
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#38 to #31 - ilikepatatas
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(02/19/2013) [-]
THIS IS HILARIOUS i wonder why is everyone thumbing down
THIS IS HILARIOUS i wonder why is everyone thumbing down
#43 to #38 - galaxyguy
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(02/19/2013) [-]
Well, I think it's a contextuality thing. Since there was only the barest mention of religion in the post, people perceive the comment as being intentionally provocative.

But yeah, it's hilarious. Would've been better in a post which is actually about religion, though
#77 to #38 - spidahridah
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(02/19/2013) [-]
Because of whiny Christians.
#83 to #77 - sirbustyabals
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(02/19/2013) [-]
I just realized you were talking about the comment.
#81 to #77 - sirbustyabals
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(02/19/2013) [-]
I didn't thumb it down. If I where to, it would be because it's a repost.
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#54 - felixjarl ONLINE
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(02/19/2013) [-]
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#57 to #54 - anon
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(02/19/2013) [-]
Where's the mystery?
#63 to #57 - galkawhm
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(02/19/2013) [-]
Who is god?
#58 to #57 - anon
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(02/19/2013) [-]
Oh wait. You brilliant ************.
#42 - slenderchild
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(02/19/2013) [-]
or for guys: Oh God, did I get her pregnant?
#84 - emmatron
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(02/19/2013) [-]
I've seen this so many times, and it wasn't funny the first time
I've seen this so many times, and it wasn't funny the first time
#66 - settantaventi
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Good God, I'm pregnant.
#67 to #66 - settantaventi
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#85 - wadethegreat
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(02/19/2013) [-]
grga:cover me im reposting


by the way ... this was the first time ive seen it and i didnt laugh