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Religion Sexuality Mystery

A toil e class was told had to write a short story
In as words as polsih . The were:
The short story had to win the following three things:
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Below is the only is short story in the entire class.
Good God, Pm pregnant; I wonder who did it.“
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#52 to #2 - anon (02/19/2013) [-]
Write an example of a risk? is that a kindergarten class? how are any of these taken seriously? it doesnt even look like a test question
User avatar #53 to #52 - odapac (02/19/2013) [-]
Creative Writing, maybe.
#87 to #52 - anon (02/19/2013) [-]
nf,nf
User avatar #60 to #2 - EatEmNSMILE (02/19/2013) [-]
By god, that may be the most flawless check mark I've ever laid eyes upon
#3 - anon (02/19/2013) [-]
Jesus Christ, who stole my ******* fleshlight again!?
#54 - felixjarl ONLINE (02/19/2013) [-]
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#57 to #54 - anon (02/19/2013) [-]
Where's the mystery?
User avatar #63 to #57 - galkawhm (02/19/2013) [-]
Who is god?
#58 to #57 - anon (02/19/2013) [-]
Oh wait. You brilliant ************ .
#41 - twotwelve (02/19/2013) [-]
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#88 to #41 - anon (02/19/2013) [-]
good god that is the most perfect thing I have ever seen
User avatar #6 - ihatem (02/19/2013) [-]
This is shorter:

Was Mary a lesbian?
User avatar #7 to #6 - fatmanxxxx (02/19/2013) [-]
Doesn't include religion.
#33 to #7 - zenethe (02/19/2013) [-]
Mary was the mother of jesus
User avatar #16 to #7 - ithinkimfunny (02/19/2013) [-]
Was God a lesbian?
User avatar #18 to #16 - fatmanxxxx (02/19/2013) [-]
This one works because god is directly related to a relgion(s). But a better one would be. Was jesus gay?
User avatar #19 to #18 - ithinkimfunny (02/19/2013) [-]
Yeah though that would kinda not really be mysterious, just curious.
If mary were a lesbian, then who make jezor
User avatar #20 to #19 - fatmanxxxx (02/19/2013) [-]
True but neither would be was mary a lesbian? It depends on what you consider a mystery.
User avatar #21 to #20 - ithinkimfunny (02/19/2013) [-]
If jezus was gay it'd just overthrow westboro baptists
if mary was a lesbian god is a rapist
if god was a rapist every christian would be allowed to rape in the name of god
2spooky4me
User avatar #22 to #21 - fatmanxxxx (02/19/2013) [-]
I like your train of logic.
but if it is 2spooky4u
why are you here?
User avatar #23 to #22 - ithinkimfunny (02/19/2013) [-]
my train of thoughts
cos I'm an atheist
User avatar #24 to #23 - fatmanxxxx (02/19/2013) [-]
Being atheist is a sin




(it's a math joke becuase you said cos)
User avatar #73 to #24 - wiredguy (02/19/2013) [-]
I can't believe you got thumbed down for this.
And I used to respect the community of FJ for their education, pff.
User avatar #25 to #24 - ithinkimfunny (02/19/2013) [-]
So if I'm correct after some retarded equation solving...
I'm an = 1/2pi
User avatar #26 to #25 - fatmanxxxx (02/19/2013) [-]
Maybe i don't remember **** from the math i did last week.
User avatar #28 to #26 - ithinkimfunny (02/19/2013) [-]
cos (t) = sin (1/2pi - t)
#10 to #7 - anon (02/19/2013) [-]
Who the **** else would he mean by Mary?
Some random bitch named Mary?
No, we're talking about religion here, make an inference smartass
User avatar #11 to #10 - fatmanxxxx (02/19/2013) [-]
Dude i am just saying if you aren't a christain and haven't grown up in a place where christianity is prominant YOU WON"T ******* UNDERSTAND MARY MEANS SOMEHTING RELIGOUS YOU DUMB ****
#12 to #11 - anon (02/19/2013) [-]
So? I wasn't raised in the Middle East but I know who Muhammad and Gabriel were?
Don't undermine everyone who was raised on one religion for being religiously ignorant of the other religions.
Everybody knows the main characters of the most dominant religion on the face of the earth, that's just cultural diffusion combined with education in world geography, "dumb **** ".
User avatar #13 to #12 - robinwilliamson (02/19/2013) [-]
I gotta go with anon here, a majority of FJ is no doubt going to have educational experience with world geography and it's pretty hard not knowing at least the main names involved in the most popular religion, or even the top three, Judaism, Islam, and Christianity.
User avatar #17 to #13 - fatmanxxxx (02/19/2013) [-]
I'm just saying it could be better mary is just a name and does not really hold any religous relavance. A better one would be. Was jesues gay?
User avatar #8 to #7 - toxicchameleon ONLINE (02/19/2013) [-]
Mary

>>> MARY <<<
HINT HINT
User avatar #9 to #8 - fatmanxxxx (02/19/2013) [-]
Mary is just a name and does not represent anything religous unless it is the virgin Mary.
Thus no religion and is an f.
#62 to #7 - potatofarm (02/19/2013) [-]
Were you dropped as an infant?
Were you dropped as an infant?
#37 to #6 - anon (02/19/2013) [-]
doesnt involve religion because mary is a common name, you did not verify who exactly "mary" was
User avatar #55 to #37 - TittyCinnamon (02/19/2013) [-]
im pretty sure when put into context the teacher reading it would understand what "Mary" he is referring too. Fag.
#42 - slenderchild (02/19/2013) [-]
or for guys: Oh God, did I get her pregnant?
#84 - emmatron (02/19/2013) [-]
I've seen this so many times, and it wasn't funny the first time
I've seen this so many times, and it wasn't funny the first time
#66 - settantaventi (02/19/2013) [-]
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Good God, I'm pregnant.
#85 - wadethegreat (02/19/2013) [-]
grga:cover me im reposting


by the way ... this was the first time ive seen it and i didnt laugh
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User avatar #61 to #31 - heroicvenom (02/19/2013) [-]
Atheism:
The belief that there is no divinity and has to make everyone agree with you weather they want to or not

SEEMS LOGICAL
#68 to #61 - scarymary (02/19/2013) [-]
That's just the bad atheists, I'm an atheist and I have never tried to convince anyone out of their religion. There's people like that in every belief, It doesn't define everyone else who has the same views.
#80 to #61 - anon (02/19/2013) [-]
I've never known an atheist to push their beliefs on anyone. It's one of the things I respect most about atheists.
#94 to #61 - ilikepatatas (02/19/2013) [-]
Atheism:
The belief that there is no divinity, Period.
God based religions:
The belief that there is a divinity and whoever does not agree will suffer forever in a burning world of nightmares and dessesperation
SEEMS FAIR
ps: i was baptised as catholic
User avatar #76 to #61 - spidahridah (02/19/2013) [-]
No. Atheism is the lack of a belief in a deity. Simple as that.
User avatar #32 to #31 - semilunarknight (02/19/2013) [-]
Your point being?
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User avatar #39 to #31 - biograde (02/19/2013) [-]
looks like someone is upset because the concept of a higher being was mentioned
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#38 to #31 - ilikepatatas (02/19/2013) [-]
THIS IS HILARIOUS i wonder why is everyone thumbing down
THIS IS HILARIOUS i wonder why is everyone thumbing down
User avatar #43 to #38 - galaxyguy ONLINE (02/19/2013) [-]
Well, I think it's a contextuality thing. Since there was only the barest mention of religion in the post, people perceive the comment as being intentionally provocative.

But yeah, it's hilarious. Would've been better in a post which is actually about religion, though
User avatar #77 to #38 - spidahridah (02/19/2013) [-]
Because of whiny Christians.
User avatar #83 to #77 - sirbustyabals (02/19/2013) [-]
I just realized you were talking about the comment.
User avatar #81 to #77 - sirbustyabals (02/19/2013) [-]
I didn't thumb it down. If I where to, it would be because it's a repost.
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User avatar #35 - gragasvlad (02/19/2013) [-]
that is not a short story
User avatar #44 to #35 - notthedoctor (02/19/2013) [-]
how is it not?
User avatar #46 to #35 - capslockrage (02/19/2013) [-]
Yes it is.
It contains all those elements.
It provides drama, and a thrilling question.
#48 to #46 - slesbian (02/19/2013) [-]
Its not, its flash fiction, less than 1,000 words.
User avatar #50 to #48 - mycatislookingatme (02/19/2013) [-]
Could be non fiction.
User avatar #86 - iamasian (02/19/2013) [-]
GOD ******* WHY?
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User avatar #5 - churrundo (02/19/2013) [-]
is that Zooey Deschanel?
#40 to #5 - voidekatwo (02/19/2013) [-]
dunno but Zoey is hot
User avatar #4 - emptysuperman (02/19/2013) [-]
"God, am I gay?"
User avatar #93 - mylifeasearl (02/19/2013) [-]
can we flag content for repost?
User avatar #90 - funkyrednipples (02/19/2013) [-]
Was it Satan's dick?
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