Actor Trivia Part 2. Slam your face on the keyboard until you hit shift + up. Special mention to lempersy and rieskimo... After thoroughly reading the first one 10 times over, I have finally concluded that I don't understand what the is going on. niggers Tongue my anus
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#1 - commentking
Reply +139
(02/18/2013) [-]
After thoroughly reading the first one 10 times over, I have finally concluded that I don't understand what the **** is going on.
#32 to #1 - dovahsix
Reply -4
(02/19/2013) [-]
I know, are these fake or... I just don't know what to believe anymore.
#103 to #32 - mooghens
Reply +5
(02/19/2013) [-]
But.... surely they must be true! If you can't trust the compilations of trivial facts on funnyjunk in this day and age, THEN WHO CAN YOU TRUST?!?
But.... surely they must be true! If you can't trust the compilations of trivial facts on funnyjunk in this day and age, THEN WHO CAN YOU TRUST?!?
#38 to #1 - anon
Reply 0
(02/19/2013) [-]
He married Sarah Jessica Parker you 12 year-olds
#60 to #38 - redorbit
Reply +14
(02/19/2013) [-]
easy, calm yo tits
#117 to #1 - capslockftw ONLINE
Reply +2
(02/19/2013) [-]
What don't you understand? He stopped having lunch with his mother after his wife died.
#2 to #1 - commentking
Reply +25
(02/18/2013) [-]
Wait, yes I do.

I'm retarded
#73 - xchocolatethunderx
Reply +88
(02/19/2013) [-]
>"Marriage to a horse"   
>Google who Matthew Broderick is married to   
>Sarah Jessica Parker   
>MFW
>"Marriage to a horse"
>Google who Matthew Broderick is married to
>Sarah Jessica Parker
>MFW
#110 to #73 - bonlino
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(02/19/2013) [-]
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#134 to #73 - julesv
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(02/19/2013) [-]
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#17 - russianbro
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#58 to #17 - itsdige
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#19 to #17 - HordeyWordey
Reply +29
(02/19/2013) [-]
Could be a hunch, though
#139 to #19 - potbrownies **User deleted account**
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#34 - royrogersmcfreely
Reply +48
(02/19/2013) [-]
morgan freeman`s licence isn`t so private now is it!?!?!?!
#20 - zerositnator
Reply +39
(02/19/2013) [-]
The role of Neo from the Matrix was offered to Will Smith, but he refused.
#124 to #20 - pokim
Reply -1
(02/19/2013) [-]
good
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#51 to #50 - thumbpadawan
Reply +5
(02/19/2013) [-]
He wanted to do another film. I think it was wild wild west
#130 to #51 - rieskimo
Reply +3
(02/19/2013) [-]
Obviously the smarter choice.


Giant mechanical tarantula.
#133 to #20 - Ciuy
Reply +2
(02/19/2013) [-]
He was also offered the role of Django, but declined it as well.
#53 - lempersy
Reply +35
(02/19/2013) [-]
Thats Me! :D
#64 to #53 - funmanigro
Reply -13
(02/19/2013) [-]
Who gives a ****
#67 to #64 - neutralgray
Reply +12
(02/19/2013) [-]
Him. I would feel special, too.
#174 to #53 - CapnInterwebz
Reply 0
(02/19/2013) [-]
This is you
#54 to #53 - lempersy
Reply +23
(02/19/2013) [-]
Not Jim Carrey but the user.....
#62 - defpeaches
Reply +25
(02/19/2013) [-]
>Matthew Broderick married a horse   
>wat   
>Google   
>MFW Wikipedia   
   
Nice job, OP. You got me.
>Matthew Broderick married a horse
>wat
>Google
>MFW Wikipedia

Nice job, OP. You got me.
#22 - eleventhdrwhooves
Reply +22
(02/19/2013) [-]
Owen Wilson kinda looks like Norbert from Angry Beavers.
#39 - aldheim
Reply +20
(02/19/2013) [-]
"Voted least likely to succeed."

Do they actually do that in American highschools? I can think of no better way to crush somebody's self esteem than telling them 'a majority of the people that know of you think you amount to nothing.'
#132 to #39 - rieskimo
Reply 0
(02/19/2013) [-]
Nope, now everybody just gets particpant ribbons.
#40 to #39 - sockprague
Reply +2
(02/19/2013) [-]
I think they did it a long time ago. I've never seen a yearbook with that in it.
#16 - thisusernameisalie
Reply +20
(02/19/2013) [-]
Ah, I eat with my parents every Saunday as well.
#23 to #16 - thepyras
Reply +1
(02/19/2013) [-]
How is your horse-wife doing?
#41 to #23 - thisusernameisalie
Reply +1
(02/19/2013) [-]
You mean Sarah Jessica Parker? She's doing fine. Eats a lotta hay.