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Sylvester Stallone's Story

 
Sylvester Stallone's Story. Sylvester Stallone's Story. I AM ABAOUT TD TELL YOU WHY THE STORY OF SYLVESTER STALLIONS SHOULD BE TAUGHT TO INSPIRE I-{ IDS TO PURS

Sylvester Stallone's Story

I AM ABAOUT TD TELL YOU
WHY THE STORY OF SYLVESTER STALLIONS
SHOULD BE TAUGHT TO INSPIRE I-{ IDS TO PURSUE
THEIR DREAMS.
HAVE You EVER WANDERED
WHY HE HAS SUCH A ‘LIN] CELIE*
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ACTOR, NOBODY WANTED TO HIRE HIM.
AT CINE POINT, HE WENT
THREE WEEKS
SLEEPING AT THE NEW JERSEY BUS TERMINAL
SINCE HE WAS SCI ,
THINGS GOT so BAD. HE HAD TO SELL HIS " I" AL
COMPANION, HIS DDS TO A STRANGER FOR 525.
IT WAS HIS
LOWEST FEM NT
THEN. DAY. HE GOT AN IDEA FDR A SCREEN-
PLAY WHILE WATCHING MUHAMMAD ALI m: . HE:
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OUT THE SCRIPT FOR ' IN Cit DAYS.
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HIS DOG, . : II: I FOR THE MOVIE.
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DREAM TC) BE AN ACTER. so HE WALLED AWAY.
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TRACKING CMAWN Ann BUYING EACH IFHE BEST
FRIEND. HIE DUE. THE nos IN THE MI: II. IIE.
MADE . 10 MILLION.
IT AIN' T ABOUT PHEW HARD HIT. IT' S
HDW HARD YOU CAN GET IT AND I-' T. EEP CMN,
THAT' S HOW WINNING IS DONE."
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User avatar #4 - chism (02/18/2013) [-]
they didnt want him in the movie cause he did porn
User avatar #8 - imcoolashell (02/19/2013) [-]
u forgot the part where he starred in a porno
User avatar #38 to #8 - dxninjaxo (02/19/2013) [-]
he.... he did?
User avatar #47 to #38 - ironfluttershy (02/19/2013) [-]
Why do you think his nickname is The Italian Stallion?
#39 to #38 - imcoolashell (02/19/2013) [-]
call it a hunch....
User avatar #40 to #39 - dxninjaxo (02/19/2013) [-]
OH LORDIE
User avatar #68 to #40 - icytime (02/19/2013) [-]
"Initially, he struggled in small parts in films such as the soft-core The Party at Kitty and Stud's (1970), the thriller Klute (1971) and the comedy Bananas (1971). He got a crucial career break alongside fellow young actor Henry Winkler, sharing lead billing in the effectively written teen gang film The Lord's of Flatbush (1974). Further film and TV roles followed, most of them in uninspiring productions except for the opportunity to play a megalomaniac, bloodthirsty race driver named "Machine Gun Joe Viterbo" in the Roger Corman-produced Death Race 2000 (1975). However, Stallone was also keen to be recognized as a screenwriter, not just an actor, and, inspired by the 1975 Muhammad Ali-Chuck Wepner fight in Cleveland, Stallone wrote a film script about a nobody fighter given the "million to one opportunity" to challenge for the heavyweight title. Rocky (1976)"
User avatar #134 to #68 - admiralen ONLINE (02/19/2013) [-]
deathrace 2000=best movie ever made
#1 - easybakeorphan (02/18/2013) [-]
Moral of the Story: keep walking down the road, even when it gets Rocky.
User avatar #133 to #18 - grubbah (02/19/2013) [-]
It's the first time in a while I've seen the regular version of this gif without his face turning into spaghetti.
#10 to #1 - syrenthra (02/19/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#5 to #1 - WillWalrus (02/18/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#3 to #1 - teranin (02/18/2013) [-]
god damn you carlos
#23 - diaperfacederp (02/19/2013) [-]
Having to sell your dog...
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#97 - geeko (02/19/2013) [-]
This post is such 			********		 it hurts my brain, he was:   
   
-In 14 different movies before Rocky   
   
-Wrote a TV episode and a movie before Rocky   
   
-Acted in a porno before Rocky
This post is such ******** it hurts my brain, he was:

-In 14 different movies before Rocky

-Wrote a TV episode and a movie before Rocky

-Acted in a porno before Rocky

#102 to #97 - justsomechickyo (02/19/2013) [-]
That's what I'm sayin.....
#139 to #97 - puppett (02/19/2013) [-]
Stud, Extra at Wedding (uncredited), Subway Thug #1 (uncredited), Discotheque Patron (uncredited), Young Man in Crowd (scenes deleted).... yea mang he was making millions!!!!!!
#103 to #97 - ronyx ONLINE (02/19/2013) [-]
User avatar #116 to #103 - JohnCruzeman (02/19/2013) [-]
hense OP's username...
#58 - TFTH (02/19/2013) [-]
Aww yup, Rocky was his first movie
#108 to #58 - cumguzzler (02/19/2013) [-]
Four of those were uncredited, one was deleted from the movie, and at least two of them were extras. That's essentially not having any roles before Rocky.
#118 to #58 - warrollan (02/19/2013) [-]
I bet Banana's was the porn he starred in.
User avatar #9 - taintedangel (02/19/2013) [-]
Show this to all the teens who wanna kill themselves, and if they still want to afterwards, let them.
User avatar #95 to #9 - kirkbot (02/19/2013) [-]
I'll let anyone kill themselves if they want to, even without showing this to them
User avatar #96 to #95 - taintedangel (02/19/2013) [-]
yeah, it really kinda cleans the genepool of their whiny asses.
User avatar #120 - sabdoor (02/19/2013) [-]
You forgot about the porn movie he acted in.
User avatar #125 to #120 - lordhasta (02/19/2013) [-]
....link?
#131 to #120 - mtandy (02/19/2013) [-]
Congrats, it took 3 comments from finishing reading the most inspiring thing I'll see all week to moving on to porn.

The internet, gotta love it.
#34 - spycheckingpyro (02/19/2013) [-]
but wasn't sylvester stallone in several movies before rocky; like death race and capone
but wasn't sylvester stallone in several movies before rocky; like death race and capone
User avatar #45 to #34 - rubicksphere (02/19/2013) [-]
His first movie was an adult film called, "The Party at Kitty and Stud's".
#84 - wowimbored (02/19/2013) [-]
**wowimbored rolled user oliblade **
#56 - anon (02/19/2013) [-]
******** . He was in 14 movies before Rocky.
User avatar #42 - electricbubblewrap (02/19/2013) [-]
most of these are lies and everyone is eating them up
#22 - anon (02/19/2013) [-]
When he was being born, the doctor had to use forceps to help get him out but he used them wrong, damaging a nerve in his face. That's why he talks like that.
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#35 to #22 - ryderjamesbudde **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#115 - snotnose (02/19/2013) [-]
Actually, his LOWEST point is when he had to act in the Porno movie to keep from starving todeath. and now the porno is still floating around. to which he is STILL ashamed of.. go watch the movie trailer on youtube for "the Italian Stallion porno"
but yes i totally agree Stallone is one BAD ************ . him and Arnold are my 80s Heroes, along with a few others..
#119 to #115 - anon (02/19/2013) [-]
I still say selling his dog is a lower point.

PHANACT IS GOD
User avatar #175 to #119 - snotnose (02/22/2013) [-]
well, i dont really think selling your dog is THAT low.. if the person actually kept the dog and loved it and didnt sell it to medical testing or some **** i mean..
#179 to #175 - anon (02/28/2013) [-]
depends on how much you love your dog. i 'd rather act in a porn than sell my dog. But thats my personal opinion. maybe he should have done a porn WITH his dog.
User avatar #59 - DragonLordDM (02/19/2013) [-]
>Is super broke and has to sell his dog to live
>goes HOME to write down his idea of Rocky.
wut
#60 to #59 - anon (02/19/2013) [-]
Post dosnt say that he went home to write the script after selling his dog, it says he spent the whole week end without sleep writing it. try READING before you comment retard
User avatar #67 to #63 - senseofpurpose (02/19/2013) [-]
If wikipedia says it, its true
User avatar #73 to #67 - blarrick (02/19/2013) [-]
because everything on wikipedia is wrong, right? sure anyone can input the information but most of the time it's checked.
User avatar #106 - slapchoppin (02/19/2013) [-]
really though his slurred speech and his expression are what made him the perfect Rocky
#105 - fuckyosixtyminutes (02/19/2013) [-]
He also did a porno.
#88 - imalex (02/19/2013) [-]
I love sylvester stallone

btw read it while listening to the good life by three days grace, awesome.
User avatar #49 - brutistroll ONLINE (02/19/2013) [-]
he was also a pornstar
#50 to #49 - IceViper (02/19/2013) [-]
first 			*******		 thing i was going to comment. You beat me to it. His porn is not that bad btw
first ******* thing i was going to comment. You beat me to it. His porn is not that bad btw
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