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Sylvester Stallone's Story

Sylvester Stallone's Story

I AM ABAOUT TD TELL YOU
WHY THE STORY OF SYLVESTER STALLIONS
SHOULD BE TAUGHT TO INSPIRE I-{ IDS TO PURSUE
THEIR DREAMS.
HAVE You EVER WANDERED
WHY HE HAS SUCH A ‘LIN] CELIE*
HE WAS BURN
PAROL" " IED IN THE LAWER LEFT PART BF HIS FACE.
betar To M ENDIAN
HIS SPEECH WAS .
DEATH HATTIE FDR AN ACTING CAREER
RIGHT?
WHEN HE CAME TD NEW CIT?’ TC] BE AN
ACTOR, NOBODY WANTED TO HIRE HIM.
AT CINE POINT, HE WENT
THREE WEEKS
SLEEPING AT THE NEW JERSEY BUS TERMINAL
SINCE HE WAS SCI ,
THINGS GOT so BAD. HE HAD TO SELL HIS " I" AL
COMPANION, HIS DDS TO A STRANGER FOR 525.
IT WAS HIS
LOWEST FEM NT
THEN. DAY. HE GOT AN IDEA FDR A SCREEN-
PLAY WHILE WATCHING MUHAMMAD ALI m: . HE:
D] ‘ T SLEEP THE WADLE WEEKEND. AND BANGED
OUT THE SCRIPT FOR ' IN Cit DAYS.
HE WHO
HIM, A MAN WHD WAS GO HE EDAD
HIS DOG, . : II: I FOR THE MOVIE.
BUT THERE WAS A CATCH, HE ' T ACT IN IT.
HE AWAY. HE WAS EDDI-( E. BUT HE HAD A
DREAM TC) BE AN ACTER. so HE WALLED AWAY.
WEEKS LATER, THEY HIM Fa's, AOO: BUT
HE STILL SAID no. EVENTUALLY, THEY LET HIM ACT
IN THE , BUT ONLY PAID -. DDA.
Otra or THAT, HE IMMEDIATELY SPENT . Dnd an
TRACKING CMAWN Ann BUYING EACH IFHE BEST
FRIEND. HIE DUE. THE nos IN THE MI: II. IIE.
MADE . 10 MILLION.
IT AIN' T ABOUT PHEW HARD HIT. IT' S
HDW HARD YOU CAN GET IT AND I-' T. EEP CMN,
THAT' S HOW WINNING IS DONE."
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#1 - easybakeorphan (02/18/2013) [+] (10 replies)
Moral of the Story: keep walking down the road, even when it gets Rocky.
User avatar #8 - imcoolashell (02/19/2013) [+] (7 replies)
u forgot the part where he starred in a porno
User avatar #4 - chism (02/18/2013) [-]
they didnt want him in the movie cause he did porn
#23 - diaperfacederp (02/19/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Having to sell your dog...
#97 - geeko (02/19/2013) [+] (4 replies)
This post is such 						********					 it hurts my brain, he was:   
   
-In 14 different movies before Rocky   
   
-Wrote a TV episode and a movie before Rocky   
   
-Acted in a porno before Rocky
This post is such ******** it hurts my brain, he was:

-In 14 different movies before Rocky

-Wrote a TV episode and a movie before Rocky

-Acted in a porno before Rocky

User avatar #12 - mostlyshits (02/19/2013) [+] (8 replies)
he sold his best friend?
sounds kind of like a dick move to me
but maybe I am just a pussy moralfag
User avatar #16 to #12 - taintedangel (02/19/2013) [-]
Did you ever think he did it so he knew that his dog would have a chance at being fed and have a happy life?
User avatar #9 - taintedangel (02/19/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Show this to all the teens who wanna kill themselves, and if they still want to afterwards, let them.
#34 - spycheckingpyro (02/19/2013) [+] (3 replies)
but wasn't sylvester stallone in several movies before rocky; like death race and capone
but wasn't sylvester stallone in several movies before rocky; like death race and capone
User avatar #120 - sabdoor (02/19/2013) [+] (3 replies)
You forgot about the porn movie he acted in.
#84 - wowimbored (02/19/2013) [-]
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#58 - TFTH (02/19/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Aww yup, Rocky was his first movie
User avatar #42 - electricbubblewrap (02/19/2013) [-]
most of these are lies and everyone is eating them up
#115 - snotnose (02/19/2013) [+] (4 replies)
Actually, his LOWEST point is when he had to act in the Porno movie to keep from starving todeath. and now the porno is still floating around. to which he is STILL ashamed of.. go watch the movie trailer on youtube for "the Italian Stallion porno"
but yes i totally agree Stallone is one BAD ************ . him and Arnold are my 80s Heroes, along with a few others..
User avatar #59 - DragonLordDM (02/19/2013) [+] (4 replies)
>Is super broke and has to sell his dog to live
>goes HOME to write down his idea of Rocky.
wut
#24 - camwilskel (02/19/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I love Sylvester Stallone A LOT more now
I love Sylvester Stallone A LOT more now
#14 - gggman (02/19/2013) [-]
I immediately have 100% respect for this man
I immediately have 100% respect for this man
User avatar #41 - oottovann (02/19/2013) [-]
They didn't want him to act in Rocky because they thought he was too short.

True story.
User avatar #11 - homercxg (02/19/2013) [-]
What about the porno
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