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IF "Ni/ Oh/ Eli'" " TRUSTED THEIR
There comes a time when a woman just has to trust her husband. -.
For example,
A wife comes home late at night, and quietly wens the door to her bedroom.
From under the blanket she sees four legs instead of two.
She reaches for a baseball bat and starts hitting the blanket as hard as she can,
Leaving the covered bodies groaning, she goes to the kitchen to have a drink.
As she enters, she sees her husband there, reading a magazine.
Hi Darling", he says, "Your parents have come to visit us,
I let them stay in our bedroom, Did you say "hello"?
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#11 - comehonorfacetwice (02/19/2013) [-]
He did it on purpose, nobody likes their in-laws
#66 to #11 - anon (02/19/2013) [-]
>He
User avatar #77 to #66 - kievaughnb (02/19/2013) [-]
Yes, he.
#90 to #11 - anon (02/19/2013) [-]
I do, but then again I hate my parents.
#24 to #11 - SILENCEnight (02/19/2013) [-]
**SILENCEnight rolled a random image posted in comment #91 at America, fuck yeah! ** :/ I like my in laws... I like picturing my daughter in law naked when im fking my wife.
#51 to #24 - ultrakineticsx (02/19/2013) [-]
ohohohok boy...it's probably bed-time.
ohohohok boy...it's probably bed-time.
User avatar #53 to #51 - inflatablewalrus (02/19/2013) [-]
too much love for that .gif, its hypnotic, one of my favourites
User avatar #102 to #53 - ultrakineticsx (02/20/2013) [-]
If someone manages to get it in a perfect loop I'll give them ALL your internets.
#32 to #11 - mrrkilla (02/19/2013) [-]
NO WAY
NO WAY
#39 to #11 - bigsaltyballs (02/19/2013) [-]
your pic reminded me of this one
#23 - Cleavland Steamer (02/19/2013) [-]
Life Alert: Because you never know when your daughter will beat you within inches of your life with a blunt wooden sports apparatus.
User avatar #30 to #23 - stanleys (02/19/2013) [-]
Or aluminum
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#40 to #23 - pitvipertacos **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #28 to #23 - letmetellyouastory (02/19/2013) [-]
That has to be the funniest description of a bat ever.
#31 - BIGSEXYISBACKAGAIN (02/19/2013) [-]
Her reaction when she found out.
Her reaction when she found out.
User avatar #83 to #31 - doodogger (02/19/2013) [-]
How is this funny?
#96 to #31 - ultimoz (02/19/2013) [-]
Hahahaha?
Hahahaha?
User avatar #33 to #31 - keeganembry **User deleted account** (02/19/2013) [-]
My side's now hurt, you ******* cunt.
User avatar #35 to #34 - keeganembry **User deleted account** (02/19/2013) [-]
My side's have exploded, blood on walls, still laughing because all this **** you posting is funny!
#36 to #35 - BIGSEXYISBACKAGAIN (02/19/2013) [-]
That isn't good.
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User avatar #47 to #45 - Hreidmar (02/19/2013) [-]
It's mirrored. The left half is identical to the right.
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#48 to #47 - BIGSEXYISBACKAGAIN has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #52 to #48 - Hreidmar (02/19/2013) [-]
Oh, I see... I think. It's just that there is a full legitimate picture of that cat. I thought that you thought that was it.
#46 to #45 - anon (02/19/2013) [-]
It's... It's the picture mirrored....
User avatar #10 - andywazowski (02/19/2013) [-]
What!?

*brutally beat two human-beings, maybe even killing them*

"Hmm.. I think I'll have some magerhitas"

What.. how is this.. I don't even
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#15 to #10 - whitemager **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #43 to #15 - gameshredder (02/19/2013) [-]
You had ONE job!
User avatar #18 to #10 - newmainman (02/19/2013) [-]
******* love magerhitas.
#65 - aerosol ONLINE (02/19/2013) [-]
I here I thought this gif. was gonna be just another brick in the reaction folder
I here I thought this gif. was gonna be just another brick in the reaction folder
User avatar #86 to #65 - ileenover (02/19/2013) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pp4REF91-QA
Heres a full video with the "things are not as they seem" ads
It's a good laugh
User avatar #69 to #65 - honeybadgercares (02/19/2013) [-]
Hm...Black people owning white cats...
#1 - bjfchong (02/18/2013) [-]
she knew all along, she was just a bitch
User avatar #6 - codyxvasco (02/18/2013) [-]
Then grandma came home and saw her old husband was in bed with another elderly women.
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#37 - javalavalay **User deleted account** (02/19/2013) [-]
****

she killed her own parents with a Bat

Lets ban baseball america!
#76 to #37 - moldypubes (02/19/2013) [-]
Ban Baseball?

Not without a Nolan fight
User avatar #41 to #37 - fourtwentt (02/19/2013) [-]
bats dont kill people you liberal hippie
User avatar #42 to #41 - mcstorms (02/19/2013) [-]
And yet another soul sarcasm has been lost on
#44 to #42 - fourtwentt (02/19/2013) [-]
just cuz i didnt take the time to find an appropriate pic doesnt mean i wasnt mocking a right wing conservative

but since you insist, here
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#59 to #37 - offsprings (02/19/2013) [-]
MFW that really happens.   
I love baseball.
MFW that really happens.
I love baseball.
#60 to #37 - latinotornado (02/19/2013) [-]
Is this a conservative joke on FJ? Yes, Yes I think it is.
Is this a conservative joke on FJ? Yes, Yes I think it is.
User avatar #62 to #37 - breakfastskippa (02/19/2013) [-]
People die of old age
Ban old people
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#74 to #62 - anonymouspusy **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#75 to #74 - javalavalay **User deleted account** (02/19/2013) [-]
DNA would have never been discovered without science    
   
ban science
DNA would have never been discovered without science

ban science
#98 to #75 - xrainbowdashx (02/19/2013) [-]
this gif creeps me the **** out...
User avatar #100 to #75 - grocer (02/19/2013) [-]
This is so ******* creepy.
User avatar #25 - Durp (02/19/2013) [-]
Dude, that's not a question of trust or anything.. that lady is just flat out crazy
#64 - xgameloverx (02/19/2013) [-]
Accidental murdering.
Accidental murdering.
#2 - teranin (02/18/2013) [-]
My parents were going to take you away from me YUUUKKKKIIIIII
User avatar #13 to #2 - dmagen (02/19/2013) [-]
actually her parents were just a couple of assholes( her a dad a bit less of an asshole and her mom was crazy) the one she killed in order to get to yuki was... herself (from the past).
User avatar #16 to #13 - ihaveakeyboard (02/19/2013) [-]
FUKKEN SPOILERS ALL UP IN THIS BITCH ABOVE ME
#20 to #16 - dmagen (02/19/2013) [-]
oh yeah sorry spoilers
oh yeah sorry spoilers
User avatar #14 to #13 - dmagen (02/19/2013) [-]
hmm maybe it came out wrong... she did kill them, but she killed them more because they were assholes.
#17 to #14 - asukalangley (02/19/2013) [-]
TFW to Yuno
(Couldn't be more relevant right now)
#7 to #2 - tocoolforyouinajar (02/19/2013) [-]
No thank you
No thank you
User avatar #91 - annogram (02/19/2013) [-]
**** me a bit of an ovary action
User avatar #101 to #91 - ovary (02/20/2013) [-]
you have no idea how many times i have had to hear this joke.
User avatar #103 to #101 - annogram (02/20/2013) [-]
well this is the 1st time i've made it ok!!
#67 - isausernameiswear (02/19/2013) [-]
Parents are kill?
Parents are kill?
#73 to #67 - biotope (02/19/2013) [-]
luckily they still groans
#99 to #67 - meuk (02/19/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #79 - kievaughnb (02/19/2013) [-]
She must've had a lot of practice to just reach for a bat and have one be there
#85 to #79 - anon (02/19/2013) [-]
Maybe she has one in the bedroom for protection. Instead of a gun.
#70 - pitytehfool (02/19/2013) [-]
enter lizzie borden...except with a hachet.
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User avatar #4 - biggrand (02/18/2013) [-]
thought it was one of their kids or something because he/she was scared of the lightning or some ****
User avatar #3 - robotekk (02/18/2013) [-]
What, so her parents come over and the first thing they do is have sex in her bed?
User avatar #29 to #3 - Blargosnarf (02/19/2013) [-]
Or... just taking a nap... y'know... something that old people tend to do...
#56 - texafornication (02/19/2013) [-]
I just dont get how she didnt recognize her parents' screams or maybe they didnt scream i duno my brain is full of *****
#50 - proboscismonkey (02/19/2013) [-]
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User avatar #58 to #50 - legendofzeldafreak (02/19/2013) [-]
Toradora~
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