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Pokemon: Christian Version. Found on facebook, will remove if repost here and OP wants it down.. The Christian Playthrough: f. Players cannot let their Pokemon

Found on facebook, will remove if repost here and OP wants it down.

The Christian Playthrough:
f. Players cannot let their Pokemon evolve.
t Players cannot catch Dark, Psychic or Ghost Pokemon, nor can they use moves of those types.
3. Pokemon must be at least level 22 before they breed, and two Pokemon of the same sex cannot share a
daycare center.
4. if a player obtains an egg, it 's their duty to keep it in their party and raise it until it reaches level 13.
5. Legendaries are false idols and must be killed.
Players cannot use fossils, and should ignore science labs whenever possible.
I Players cannot play at Game Corners and must avoid the benefits of narcotics like PP Up and Rare Candy.
Players cannot catch Ekans, Amok, Seviper, or Serperior and are advised to disregard their advice.
9. if players do not follow these rules, they will be sent to the Distortion World and live with Giratina forever.
Alternate Protestant Edition: Believe
in Arceus, then do whatever the hell
you want.
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#32 - felixjarl ONLINE (02/19/2013) [-]
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Pastafarian version:

You can give items that are high of calories to your pokemon
Tall beings are not being favored by the great noodlyness so you cannot use tall pokemon.
You cannot use pokemon which eat fruits.
User avatar #43 to #32 - MotorstormLegend (02/19/2013) [-]
I thought Pastafarianism was all about doing anything you want in the happy-go-lucky spirit of pirates
#30 - urchinator (02/19/2013) [-]
what happens if your egg hatches, and it turns out it's dark/psychic/ghost type?

also, haven't seen bidoof pope before, so I cropped him. you're welcome
User avatar #44 to #30 - Kingsteveooo (02/19/2013) [-]
KILL IT WITH FIRE!
User avatar #55 to #30 - thatguywhohasbacon ONLINE (02/19/2013) [-]
You'd have to have a dark/psychic/ghost type in order for it to be one unless something changed since the last time I checked.
#38 to #30 - anon (02/19/2013) [-]
This needs to be given the caption "Ya'll mother ******* need Arceus"
#36 to #30 - hillbillypowpow ONLINE (02/19/2013) [-]
You can't be born as dark/psychic/ghost. it's a choice
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#50 to #36 - suckmyrichard **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#74 to #36 - urghseventysix (02/19/2013) [-]
You brilliant 			******
You brilliant ******
#98 - shrapnelleader (02/19/2013) [-]
Can we really call evolution in pokemon "evolution?"   
   
 It's more like a really quick growth spurt. You don't see Charmander gradually grow a horn or Charmeleon slowly develop wings.   
   
It's just BAM.....freakin' Charizard, man! Enjoy your flying fire-lizard of DEATH!
Can we really call evolution in pokemon "evolution?"

It's more like a really quick growth spurt. You don't see Charmander gradually grow a horn or Charmeleon slowly develop wings.

It's just BAM.....freakin' Charizard, man! Enjoy your flying fire-lizard of DEATH!
User avatar #107 to #98 - Charmeleon (02/19/2013) [-]
You don't know me.
#33 - leotjynx (02/19/2013) [-]
Reality Playthrough: If your pokemon faints, you release it immediately, as it has died.   
   
If you black out you must restart the game.
Reality Playthrough: If your pokemon faints, you release it immediately, as it has died.

If you black out you must restart the game.
User avatar #34 to #33 - sheepysquirrel (02/19/2013) [-]
That's called a Nuzlocke Challenge.
#58 to #34 - anon (02/19/2013) [-]
Well, technically speaking, that's not *quite* nuzlocke since they didn't impose the "you can only catch the first pokemon you find in an area" rule.
#37 to #34 - vexaton ONLINE (02/19/2013) [-]
Beat me to it you son of a bitch
Beat me to it you son of a bitch
#83 to #34 - anon (02/19/2013) [-]
I always hate that because of the elite 4
#93 - biblioklept (02/19/2013) [-]
So... we can't do this?
So... we can't do this?
User avatar #96 to #93 - peanutbraddle (02/19/2013) [-]
HOLY **** .
I AM POSTING THIS IN CERTAIN PLACES.
#47 - thereisaguy ONLINE (02/19/2013) [-]
Not BRUTAL enough
#90 to #47 - hauntzor (02/19/2013) [-]
The first step doesn't work.   
   
You can't release your starter Pokémon; it immediately "comes back" when you try to.
The first step doesn't work.

You can't release your starter Pokémon; it immediately "comes back" when you try to.
#121 to #90 - hinji **User deleted account** (02/21/2013) [-]
Wat?
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#75 - rthehammerdavis (02/19/2013) [-]
Believe it or not i actually found that worse than this:
User avatar #87 to #75 - Marker (02/19/2013) [-]
Your hat is Bidoof.
Your father is Bidoof.
User avatar #97 to #75 - peanutbraddle (02/19/2013) [-]
does this actually exist?
#42 - herecomesjohnny (02/19/2013) [-]
two pokémon of the same sex can't share a daycare? i think the catholics have been doing it wrong for millenia then
#102 - repostsrepost (02/19/2013) [-]
Where in the Bible is evolution, dinosaurs and science overall said to be nonexistent?
User avatar #123 to #102 - halotalim (02/26/2013) [-]
Evolution: The creation story clearly sates that God made everything the way it was in the creation story in six days.
Dinosaurs: the Bible doesn't say anything about Dinosaurs, but it talks about dragons, Behemoth, and Leviathan, which all are very close descriptions of Dinosaurs.
Science: The Bible never says science is non existent. In fact, the book of Job is full of science and facts that over the years has been discovered to be true.
#124 to #123 - repostsrepost (02/26/2013) [-]
Implying the Bible was written to be taken literally. And actually, the mythical creatures you mentioned, were likely the ancient humans interpretation of dinosaur fossils they found.
User avatar #125 to #124 - halotalim (02/26/2013) [-]
Dinosaur fossils were not truelly identified as another creature until the 1800s. Besides, how do you know that the creatures actually didn't live at the same times as humans? Because Science says so? Because you were actually there? How do you know?
#86 - anon (02/19/2013) [-]
West burrow baptist version: kill anytype that isnt the same as your starter, that is the only right one and everyone else is evil
User avatar #92 to #86 - jzwangpk (02/19/2013) [-]
...West burrow? Really?
User avatar #62 - ihatem (02/19/2013) [-]
That word "Christian" really cuts deep now.
It's become a safeguard for many, yet it's opened a wide door of vulnerability.

Funny **** though
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User avatar #8 to #6 - spikethepony (02/18/2013) [-]
Thank you.
User avatar #99 to #6 - ryanmck (02/19/2013) [-]
Catholicism is a branch of Christianity though?
User avatar #100 to #99 - bulbakip (02/19/2013) [-]
Catholicism is OG Christianity.
User avatar #17 to #6 - heartlessrobot (02/18/2013) [-]
I'm pretty sure that's when you get an egg from a level 40 and a level 6.
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User avatar #19 to #7 - linklime (02/18/2013) [-]
Jewish version
Use only Nosepass & Probopass with the move payday
User avatar #65 - I Am Monkey (02/19/2013) [-]
Whoever you reposted this from has no idea what he's taking about. He uses "Christian" when he clearly means "Catholic", judging by the Pope and the fact that the "alternate version" is Protestant, which are also Christian.

The Pope believes in Evolution, as does the Catholic Church. It's Protestants that don't.
#89 to #56 - Marker (02/19/2013) [-]
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We are Imperial citizens, no longer. Skyrim is a free nation once again!
User avatar #57 - wertologist (02/19/2013) [-]
"Found on facebook, will remove if repost". OP, we know you are not THAT stupid,
#64 to #57 - comehonorfacetwice (02/19/2013) [-]
Well, truly the meaning behind it is to remove it if I accidentally posted it shortly after somebody else (within the 24 hour limit for sure), so I was not getting thumbs they should be getting.
User avatar #108 to #64 - wertologist (02/19/2013) [-]
You openly admitted to it being a repost, are you going to keep your word and remove it?
#109 to #108 - comehonorfacetwice (02/19/2013) [-]
What are you talking about? Nowhere did I say it was a repost on this site, nor did I ever check to see if it was.
User avatar #110 to #109 - wertologist (02/19/2013) [-]
You found it on facebook. That means you did not create it so it is a repost
#111 to #110 - comehonorfacetwice (02/19/2013) [-]
Did you even read comment #64 before responding with a flood of retardation? The point is, in the scenario that I and another member of this site found the post at approximately the same time, and he posted it here before me, that I would remove the post so that he got the thumbs he deserved for uploading before me.

Also, it would greatly help your argument if you would quote in entirety, rather than pick the snippets you want to see. Not taken out of context, it says, "Found on facebook, will remove if repost here and OP wants it down," clearly implying that if somebody posted it slightly before me, I would remove it so as to not steal their thumbs.

tl;dr read before you comment.
User avatar #112 to #111 - wertologist (02/19/2013) [-]
Because normally one would read all the comments before posting right? There shouldn't be conditions for removing stolen content, you just shouldn't do it in the first place. You took someone's work then said you would take it down if someone reposted it before you(which multiple people have) or the OP told you to. You shouldn't have conditions. Don't snap at me for not searching through the comments when you couldn't bother search "pokemon christian" in the search bar
#113 to #112 - comehonorfacetwice (02/19/2013) [-]
You ******* retard. You responded to comment #64. More importantly, what does it matter if it was posted a year ago, or even a week ago. That person isn't getting thumbs for it, and they wouldn't be if I hadn't posted it here again. The point is only to remove it if I posted it HERE SLIGHTLY AFTER another member posted it HERE.

Obvious troll is obvious, there is no way somebody is this stupid and still alive.

I'm sorry, I wasn't aware you were on the team that did DBZ: www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/3214858/DBZ+SOPA+Part+2/
Or that you did Eight Crazy Nights: www.funnyjunk.com/funny_gifs/4176620/Eight+Crazy+Nights/
User avatar #114 to #113 - wertologist (02/19/2013) [-]
I created the SOPA DBZ comic. I used the scenes from the show as the base and edited it. Did I steal the comic from anyone? No, I didn't. I created it myself. If you are still not sure that this is a repost, let me pull up some links for you.
www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4054172/Pokemon+Christianity/
www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/3901907/Pokemon+Christian+Version/
www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/3065199/Pokemon+Christian+Rules/
www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/2607536/Pokemon/
www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/2771643/Pokemon/
www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/3036656/pokemon/

These were found by searching "funnyjunk pokemon christian" on Google.
#115 to #114 - comehonorfacetwice (02/19/2013) [-]
Is English a second language for you or are you just not reading my responses to you. I AM AWARE THIS IS A REPOST.

Now read this, and please take your time, I know it is a difficult concept to understand. The following situation is supposed to be hypothetical, sorry for any resemblance to reality it contains.

Say there is a user joesomething123, who posts some content at 12:15 AM on 2/16/13 that he found on Facebook (and says so in description). Now, suppose I too follow the same page that posted that content on Facebook, and I saw the same content at 12:30 AM and immediately posted it to Funnyjunk, saying that I saw it on Facebook. Now, if joesomething123 were to come across my content in the newest uploads, or even more towards the front page, and link to his content, showing that he posted it before I posted it, I would gladly remove my content.

The point is not to remove the content because somebody posted it a while ago and is no longer getting thumbs for it. 2 of those posts were made in 2012, the other 4 were made in 2011. Now two questions must be asked: Were they posted before me? and Are they within the 24 hour front page limit?.

For the first one: Yes, it was posted before me, but no it is not within the 24 hour limit.
For the second one: Yes, it was posted before me, but no it is not within the 24 hour limit.
For the third one: Yes, it was posted before me, but no it is not within the 24 hour limit.
For the fourth one: Yes, it was posted before me, but no it is not within the 24 hour limit.
For the fifth one: Yes, it was posted before me, but no it is not within the 24 hour limit.
For the sixth one: Yes, it was posted before me, but no it is not within the 24 hour limit.

tl;dr If we removed all reposts from this site, the influx of content would drop from thousands of posts daily to maybe 50-100 posts a day. I just don't want to steal thumbs when somebody posted it very recently before me.
User avatar #116 to #115 - wertologist (02/19/2013) [-]
"Found on facebook, will remove if repost here and OP wants it down."
" I AM AWARE THIS IS A REPOST. "
It doesn't matter how long you waited to post it, it is still a repost(stolen) from the original creator. You just took it so you could get thumbs. Why do you want thumbs so bad if you don't even earn them? I earned all of my thumbs fairly. You stole other peoples creations to get thumbs.
#117 to #116 - comehonorfacetwice (02/19/2013) [-]
Shall I analyze the front page and report to you how much of it OC and how much is a repost? Why don't you go bugging the other people who posted this before me? Please, I'm sure they'd love to hear from you about this. As would everybody else who reposts content on this site.

You attack me because I offer to remove a post if it was posted at relatively the same time as somebody else. Do you attack Good Samaritans as well? If you came across a man who appeared homeless, but he offered you some water, would you beat him with a stick?

Who cares if it is a repost from two years ago? I doubt the content creators are still making money from it, and if I knew who they were, I'd have linked to them to increase their publicity.

What matters more is that it is funny and made somebody laugh, which based on the number of thumbs it got, it was funny and made multiple people laugh.
User avatar #118 to #117 - wertologist (02/19/2013) [-]
I did not "attack" you. I pointed out to you it was a repost because you said you would take it down if it was one, then after giving multiple links to previously uploaded ones, you refused to take it down. Just because people repost reposts, it doesn't mean it's right to do it. Why not focus on creating your own OC and get praised for it (requiring it doesn't suck)
#119 to #118 - comehonorfacetwice (02/19/2013) [-]
The implication (from previous posts of mine) is that I will take it down if it posted very recently and I am taking somebody's thumbs. I will make that clearer next time.
User avatar #127 - darthdingo (03/03/2013) [-]
You idiot! You just brought religion into this pokemon tab! Now a bunch of idiots are going to start going on about religion, and a bunch of stupid crap about misunderstandings, taking things seriously, literal and figuratively, what makes sense and what doesn't! NEVER involve religion with this place. It just makes people butthurt.
#128 to #127 - comehonorfacetwice (03/04/2013) [-]
You might just qualify as retarded. This was uploaded 2/18, it is now 3/4. That's 2 weeks. Why the **** are you posting this now, and has there been a two-week-long ********* ? Go away.
User avatar #129 to #128 - darthdingo (03/04/2013) [-]
Yeah, I kinda noticed that too late as well. Don't like beeing insulted, but I guess I did do a pretty stupid thing. Sorry 'bout that.
#130 to #129 - comehonorfacetwice (03/04/2013) [-]
It's okay. I didn't mean to insult you, my mom's been on my case about school a lot recently and it's been pissing me off and carrying over to the other aspects of my life. Sorry.
User avatar #131 to #130 - darthdingo (03/04/2013) [-]
No apology necessary. I know how it feels.
#120 - trollzorr ONLINE (02/20/2013) [-]
Id rather live with giratina
Id rather live with giratina
#94 - anon (02/19/2013) [-]
zigzagoon is still the best HM slave bitch to this day.
#13 - johnpoppy ONLINE (02/18/2013) [-]
This might be kinda cool. I'll try this later.   
Pic unrelated.
This might be kinda cool. I'll try this later.
Pic unrelated.
#12 - teamrocketninja (02/18/2013) [-]
It actually sounds like an interesting challenge...

Beating the game without any overpowered pokemon.
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