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Pokemon: Christian Version. Found on facebook, will remove if repost here and OP wants it down.. The Christian Playthrough: f. Players cannot let their Pokemon

Found on facebook, will remove if repost here and OP wants it down.

The Christian Playthrough:
f. Players cannot let their Pokemon evolve.
t Players cannot catch Dark, Psychic or Ghost Pokemon, nor can they use moves of those types.
3. Pokemon must be at least level 22 before they breed, and two Pokemon of the same sex cannot share a
daycare center.
4. if a player obtains an egg, it 's their duty to keep it in their party and raise it until it reaches level 13.
5. Legendaries are false idols and must be killed.
Players cannot use fossils, and should ignore science labs whenever possible.
I Players cannot play at Game Corners and must avoid the benefits of narcotics like PP Up and Rare Candy.
Players cannot catch Ekans, Amok, Seviper, or Serperior and are advised to disregard their advice.
9. if players do not follow these rules, they will be sent to the Distortion World and live with Giratina forever.
Alternate Protestant Edition: Believe
in Arceus, then do whatever the hell
you want.
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#6 - andrewjo **User deleted account**
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#8 to #6 - spikethepony
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(02/18/2013) [-]
Thank you.
#99 to #6 - ryanmck
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(02/19/2013) [-]
Catholicism is a branch of Christianity though?
#100 to #99 - bulbakip
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(02/19/2013) [-]
Catholicism is OG Christianity.
#17 to #6 - heartlessrobot
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(02/18/2013) [-]
I'm pretty sure that's when you get an egg from a level 40 and a level 6.
#7 to #6 - andrewjo **User deleted account**
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#19 to #7 - linklime
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(02/18/2013) [-]
Jewish version
Use only Nosepass & Probopass with the move payday
#30 - urchinator
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(02/19/2013) [-]
what happens if your egg hatches, and it turns out it's dark/psychic/ghost type?

also, haven't seen bidoof pope before, so I cropped him. you're welcome
#44 to #30 - Kingsteveooo
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(02/19/2013) [-]
KILL IT WITH FIRE!
#38 to #30 - anon
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(02/19/2013) [-]
This needs to be given the caption "Ya'll mother ******* need Arceus"
#106 to #38 - urchinator
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(02/19/2013) [-]
#55 to #30 - thatguywhohasbacon
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(02/19/2013) [-]
You'd have to have a dark/psychic/ghost type in order for it to be one unless something changed since the last time I checked.
#36 to #30 - hillbillypowpow
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(02/19/2013) [-]
You can't be born as dark/psychic/ghost. it's a choice
#50 to #36 - suckmyrichard **User deleted account**
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#74 to #36 - urghseventysix
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(02/19/2013) [-]
You brilliant ******
You brilliant ******
#33 - leotjynx
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(02/19/2013) [-]
Reality Playthrough: If your pokemon faints, you release it immediately, as it has died.   
   
If you black out you must restart the game.
Reality Playthrough: If your pokemon faints, you release it immediately, as it has died.

If you black out you must restart the game.
#34 to #33 - sheepysquirrel
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(02/19/2013) [-]
That's called a Nuzlocke Challenge.
#83 to #34 - anon
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(02/19/2013) [-]
I always hate that because of the elite 4
#58 to #34 - anon
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(02/19/2013) [-]
Well, technically speaking, that's not *quite* nuzlocke since they didn't impose the "you can only catch the first pokemon you find in an area" rule.
#37 to #34 - vexaton
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(02/19/2013) [-]
Beat me to it you son of a bitch
Beat me to it you son of a bitch
#23 - lordofthesea
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(02/18/2013) [-]
what would a jewish version be?

#28 to #23 - comehonorfacetwice [OP]
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(02/18/2013) [-]
Also, see comment 19
#27 to #23 - comehonorfacetwice [OP]
Reply +19
(02/18/2013) [-]
Can't purchase any items
#29 to #27 - lordofthesea
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(02/18/2013) [-]
LOL
thumb for you sir!
#32 - felixjarl ONLINE
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(02/19/2013) [-]
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Pastafarian version:

You can give items that are high of calories to your pokemon
Tall beings are not being favored by the great noodlyness so you cannot use tall pokemon.
You cannot use pokemon which eat fruits.
#43 to #32 - MotorstormLegend
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(02/19/2013) [-]
I thought Pastafarianism was all about doing anything you want in the happy-go-lucky spirit of pirates
#47 - thereisaguy ONLINE
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(02/19/2013) [-]
Not BRUTAL enough
#90 to #47 - hauntzor
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(02/19/2013) [-]
The first step doesn't work.   
   
You can't release your starter Pokémon; it immediately "comes back" when you try to.
The first step doesn't work.

You can't release your starter Pokémon; it immediately "comes back" when you try to.
#121 to #90 - hinji **User deleted account**
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(02/21/2013) [-]
Wat?
#91 to #90 - themoike
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#42 - herecomesjohnny ONLINE
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(02/19/2013) [-]
two pokémon of the same sex can't share a daycare? i think the catholics have been doing it wrong for millenia then
#3 - spectralmaverick
Reply -18
(02/18/2013) [-]
Are you serious OP? You called the community OP? You are the reason FJ can't have nice things.
#4 to #3 - tvfreakuk
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(02/18/2013) [-]
He didn't call the community "OP"
He's saying, if it is a repost (been on this site before) he'll take it down if the original poster of that one wants it taken down.
#5 to #4 - spectralmaverick
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(02/18/2013) [-]
OOH! Now I feel like a retard.
#98 - shrapnelleader
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(02/19/2013) [-]
Can we really call evolution in pokemon "evolution?"   
   
 It's more like a really quick growth spurt. You don't see Charmander gradually grow a horn or Charmeleon slowly develop wings.   
   
It's just BAM.....freakin' Charizard, man! Enjoy your flying fire-lizard of DEATH!
Can we really call evolution in pokemon "evolution?"

It's more like a really quick growth spurt. You don't see Charmander gradually grow a horn or Charmeleon slowly develop wings.

It's just BAM.....freakin' Charizard, man! Enjoy your flying fire-lizard of DEATH!
#107 to #98 - Charmeleon
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(02/19/2013) [-]
You don't know me.
#40 - OminousDemon
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(02/19/2013) [-]
giratine is a legendary pokemon tho,
but lengendaries must be killed due to being false idols



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#46 to #40 - crazyhindu
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(02/19/2013) [-]
think of it this was the distortion world is hell and giratina is satan