Sign. . CHE. Iim SATANS ' tilt' lloll" f. it's funny because I've been trying to do an essay all day that's due tomorrow and I procrasturbated a little bit ago
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#7 - devildogpratt (02/18/2013) [-]
it's funny because I've been trying to do an essay all day that's due tomorrow and I procrasturbated a little bit ago
it's funny because I've been trying to do an essay all day that's due tomorrow and I procrasturbated a little bit ago
User avatar #9 to #7 - ost (02/18/2013) [-]
procrasturbate is my new favorite word.
User avatar #10 to #7 - magikarpforlife (02/18/2013) [-]
thumb for procrastubated
User avatar #2 - leglesslegolegolas (02/18/2013) [-]
I'm gonna go write a novel with Satan's typewriter.
User avatar #3 to #2 - iceviking (02/18/2013) [-]
Dont you mean a short story
#22 to #3 - skrynox (02/19/2013) [-]
HA!    
   
Good one.
HA!

Good one.
#21 - yeddie (02/19/2013) [-]
I can only write a short story
#17 - ungcc (02/19/2013) [-]
10,000 word minimum
User avatar #1 - kingmaker (02/18/2013) [-]
older than gods dick
#16 - debious (02/19/2013) [-]
at first glance i mistook the sign for saying virginity church
User avatar #5 - loganhusted (02/18/2013) [-]
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Man that was good.
User avatar #49 - okimura (02/19/2013) [-]
Im Japanese, so i guess a haiku?
#53 to #49 - anon (02/19/2013) [-]
Yes since Japanese people prob jack off really fast due to the fact that a haiku is a 5, 7, 5 something poem.
#13 - mummyslittlebitch (02/19/2013) [-]
Christian metaphors are so stupid they're almost brilliant.    
   
Ya know what I mean?
Christian metaphors are so stupid they're almost brilliant.

Ya know what I mean?
#50 - neoexdeath (02/19/2013) [-]
Marathon fapping session   
   
Ends up with Mein Kampf
Marathon fapping session

Ends up with Mein Kampf
#46 - anon (02/19/2013) [-]
Lol I made the thumb count 666 no ******* joke, don't want red thumbs though
#48 to #46 - angelmatvey (02/19/2013) [-]
"don't want red thumbs though"
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#24 - calviniswhite (02/19/2013) [-]
hurr durr charles DICKens
#18 - orangepikmin (02/19/2013) [-]
Is it ok for Christians to masturbate? I've always wondered about that and didn't have the balls to ask anyone yet.   
   
Here's a .gif for your troubles:
Is it ok for Christians to masturbate? I've always wondered about that and didn't have the balls to ask anyone yet.

Here's a .gif for your troubles:
User avatar #25 to #18 - psykojet (02/19/2013) [-]
Whenever I ask, all I get is getting told, "You must not even touch it; if you do, you will die." Genesis 3:4

So I just do it and ask for forgiveness.
User avatar #14 - talkingmouth (02/19/2013) [-]
Whao there,
Im charles dickens
and i wrote several novels
#4 - lordlucifer ONLINE (02/18/2013) [-]
**lordlucifer rolls 306**
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