..... HA!. I'm sure it's a repost. Don't care. Made me laugh.. iii) hla. Replies: mime an is new ewe like get kinky anyways T: -me night things get particularly
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..... HA!

I'm sure it's a repost. Don't care. Made me laugh.

Tags: saucy
iii)
hla. Replies: mime
an is new
ewe like get kinky anyways
T: -me night things get particularly saucy
Wm sticking my noodle in her when I nitice weird *******
chunks caming cut, I tum mi the lights
awn its red everywhere and she' s rim mi her
period
hi lcuk up at her, she' s got a glassy, jarred lcuk mi her
face and she' s rim answering
hi rush her intj my car and speed all the way the hospital
sshe' s still bleeding everywhere
sby the time we get there, she' s rim bleeding much mme, but all has drained and she
lacks colorless and almost transparent
T: -ch **** , she lacks like she' s in a vegetative state
7: -sterm intj the emergency mum, carry her the nearest doctor and explain everything
she takes cne lcuk at her and says
s'' sir, i' m scary, there' s nathing we can dc"
s'' we tiem' t operate mi empty jars cf spaghetti sauce"
smfw
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#6 - internetscaresme ONLINE (02/18/2013) [-]
For anyone that didn't get the prego part
#1 - thatonesmartdude (02/18/2013) [+] (1 reply)
It's even funnier the second read through.
#20 - jackpott ONLINE (02/19/2013) [-]
That glassy , jarred look
#14 - godsevensevenseven (02/19/2013) [-]
I was having feels and then i loled
#22 - workitout (02/19/2013) [-]
MFW I got to the last line and then reread the first line.
#15 - SnacksJr (02/19/2013) [-]
****					, it got me.    
   
9/10
**** , it got me.

9/10
+5
#13 - whitemager **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#7 - mysticninja (02/18/2013) [-]
9/10
#21 - fuckingyourbuffalo (02/19/2013) [-]
I shoulda seen it coming at the "prego" part, I didn't notice at "glassy and jarred", you officially got me, OP. 10/10.
I shoulda seen it coming at the "prego" part, I didn't notice at "glassy and jarred", you officially got me, OP. 10/10.
#19 - wiredrage (02/19/2013) [+] (1 reply)
he gave it away at "into to"
User avatar #24 to #19 - ihatem (02/19/2013) [-]
imo I think he gave it away at File: 1352501900004.jpg-(130 KB, 650x813, sads.jpg)
User avatar #9 - unlimitedsmoof (02/18/2013) [-]
tfw not Ragu
#23 - therealtotodile (02/19/2013) [-]
Wow that one was good.
Wow that one was good.
#18 - sirpants (02/19/2013) [-]
10/10
10/10
User avatar #12 - bontzyb (02/19/2013) [-]
mother ******
User avatar #8 - newbtube (02/18/2013) [-]
i knew where this was going after the first 3 sentences
User avatar #3 - joltzeke (02/18/2013) [-]
You gotta love those POW's
User avatar #2 - coldactill (02/18/2013) [-]
genius. have a thumb
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