The Dog Ran. . Find the nearest book and turn to page 43. The second sentence of the second paragraph decides your sex life for the next 4 years.. Taken by "Cujo" by Stephen King "It was like an explosion of sewage from a buried pipe."
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The Dog Ran

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Find the nearest book
and turn to page 43.
The second sentence of
the second paragraph
decides your sex life
for the next 4 years.
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Submitted: 02/18/2013
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#107 - anonymous (02/19/2013) [-]
it was hard to tell
#105 - anonymous (02/19/2013) [-]
"Stanley stood in the shower and let the cold water pour over his hot and sore body. It was four minutes of heaven.
#104 - shitfuck (02/19/2013) [-]
"There was a little bit of space toward the front and a handhold which would be useful one the gravity generated by the larger ship disappeared "

Sounds very ***** .
User avatar #103 - KayRed ONLINE (02/19/2013) [-]
"He shakes his head and says 'Dude, you can't fool people into loving you."-Choke.

...Now I'm sad...
#102 - anonymous (02/19/2013) [-]
I am loling so hard right now. Of mice and men: He's gotta sleep with his mother.
User avatar #101 - IAmManbearpig (02/19/2013) [-]
If this works for Catalogs; "Each Blade is Stainless Steel and handles are full color, impact resistance ABS"

Else; "So they carried out the pots of coins, and such food as was untouched and looked fit to eat, also one barrel of ale which was still full."

Either way makes little to no sense.
#106 to #101 - anonymous (02/19/2013) [-]
so, reading the hobbit?
User avatar #100 - halftard (02/19/2013) [-]
"The first part of grammar is to learn those nine well and be able to identify them in a sentence." - The Dangerous Book For Boys
#99 - anonymous (02/19/2013) [-]
He is slowly but surely increasing his iron grip on Germany, and her people.
-WWII A day-by-day history.
User avatar #98 - xtane (02/19/2013) [-]
this doesnt work when the closest book is a text book. haha
#97 - vaginismus (02/19/2013) [-]
"These people will chase you down with a spear if they catch you shooting their chickens."
User avatar #96 - thektninethousand (02/19/2013) [-]
"Goddamned mossbacks," she said.
User avatar #95 - HIMTheSixSixSix (02/19/2013) [-]
"He turned around but didn't see anyone"

THANKS DEAD SPACE MARTYR.
#94 - ladyluna (02/19/2013) [-]
"Instead of an expensive diamond-encrusted sharpening tool, cut a sheet of 300- or 600-grit wet-or-dry sandpaper into narrow strips and wrap them around a short section of dowel or metal rod that matches the diameter of the serration."    
   
Not sure if want.
"Instead of an expensive diamond-encrusted sharpening tool, cut a sheet of 300- or 600-grit wet-or-dry sandpaper into narrow strips and wrap them around a short section of dowel or metal rod that matches the diameter of the serration."

Not sure if want.
User avatar #93 - nickorama (02/19/2013) [-]
"It takes a while for the little bug to get moving, but when it gets into gear it darts around as fast as a bullet"
#92 - anonymous (02/19/2013) [-]
"i watched as her convulsions slowed to tremors and her tremors faded until she lay still." I'm ok with this.
#91 - sekdatend (02/19/2013) [-]
"The people tell the legend of their origin as a tale of tragic romance." - Werewolf the Forsaken.
#90 - anonymous (02/19/2013) [-]
works and your documents remain active, but they're in suspended animation.
User avatar #89 - lockbox (02/19/2013) [-]
if that is the kind of art he puts on public display what do you suppose he keeps in the latrine. imperium
User avatar #88 - Mebeshe (02/19/2013) [-]
"He held it above his head to block out the sun, which had darted out from behind a cloud to further back the orange, cracked dirt." - John Green, "An abundance of Katherines."
#87 - anonymous (02/19/2013) [-]
when x1=x2=0 the springs are neither stretched nor compressed

well then.......
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