The Dog Ran. . Find the nearest book and turn to page 43. The second sentence of the second paragraph decides your sex life for the next 4 years.. Taken by "Cujo" by Stephen King "It was like an explosion of sewage from a buried pipe." horrible
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#5 - critique (02/18/2013) [-]
Taken by "Cujo" by Stephen King   
"It was like an explosion of sewage from a buried pipe."
Taken by "Cujo" by Stephen King
"It was like an explosion of sewage from a buried pipe."
#80 - tricksandshit (02/18/2013) [-]
"The genie tossed aside his cape and jerkin in bare chested readiness for battle."
User avatar #7 - gtst (02/18/2013) [-]
From Road & Track November 2012
"This is a battle of the hardcore, turbocharged compromises."

It's a magazine, and I don't have a book nearby. Deal with it.
User avatar #6 - markthepoet (02/18/2013) [-]
from Artemis Fowl:
"Charming, she thought."
User avatar #14 - hindenburgh (02/18/2013) [-]
Pennsylvania Driver's Manual-
if you are going to break where other drivers may not expect it, quickly tap your break pedal three (3) or four (4) times.
User avatar #1 - asukalangley (02/18/2013) [+] (4 replies)
There's only one sentence in the second paragraph of page 43 in my book.
User avatar #78 - snakes (02/18/2013) [-]
Dead bodies were brought out time and again. - Red Partisan
#66 - BerryLicious (02/18/2013) [+] (1 reply)
"Sit still, Mrs Dean!" I cried, "do sit still, another half hour!"
+1
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User avatar #44 - gocacola (02/18/2013) [-]
"Drinking tea every afternoon"
#36 - shaunyy (02/18/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Oh dear.. Here we go..    
Sentence: She was kneading her sex with one hand and manipulating the tail with the other as David thrust fast and deep, for he found that he could move his hips now.   
   
And if it were the sentence after that..   
"			****		 me," she ordered in a hellishly deep hoarse voice, "			****		 my arse. 			****		 it hard David. Squirt it full"
Oh dear.. Here we go..
Sentence: She was kneading her sex with one hand and manipulating the tail with the other as David thrust fast and deep, for he found that he could move his hips now.

And if it were the sentence after that..
" **** me," she ordered in a hellishly deep hoarse voice, " **** my arse. **** it hard David. Squirt it full"
User avatar #43 to #36 - somniumecstasi (02/18/2013) [-]
I want to know everything about that book.
User avatar #26 - dejax (02/18/2013) [-]
" Condylomata acuminata, are symptoms of a highly contagious sexually transmitted disease caused by some sub-types of human papillomavirus
omg one of my moms nursing books...you set me up to it...
User avatar #20 - extacygold (02/18/2013) [-]
From the complete idiots guide to learning spanish: They also come in handy for other uses, such as asking what time the bank opens.
User avatar #9 - yolvag (02/18/2013) [-]
Nor was there any doubt she referred to his abduction of her...
his wicked ways by samantha james.
#99 - anonymous (02/19/2013) [-]
He is slowly but surely increasing his iron grip on Germany, and her people.
-WWII A day-by-day history.
User avatar #88 - Mebeshe (02/19/2013) [-]
"He held it above his head to block out the sun, which had darted out from behind a cloud to further back the orange, cracked dirt." - John Green, "An abundance of Katherines."
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User avatar #58 - krazy_kid286 (02/18/2013) [-]
"Now?" he says. I nod. "This better be good." He waits, but I feel certain every word we utter on a Capitol train is being recorded. "Well?" he barks.

-The Hunger Games series: Catching Fire
#46 - scootaloooooo (02/18/2013) [-]
these thoughts drove him to the end of the street
#16 - admiraldrah (02/18/2013) [-]
Vlad drew a gun of his own, a Glock, and pointed it at the Belgian.

I'm not sure what to say about this.
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