The Dog Ran. . Find the nearest book and turn to page 43. The second sentence of the second paragraph decides your sex life for the next 4 years.. Taken by "Cujo" by Stephen King "It was like an explosion of sewage from a buried pipe." horrible
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#5 - critique (02/18/2013) [-]
Taken by "Cujo" by Stephen King   
"It was like an explosion of sewage from a buried pipe."
Taken by "Cujo" by Stephen King
"It was like an explosion of sewage from a buried pipe."
#80 - tricksandshit (02/18/2013) [-]
"The genie tossed aside his cape and jerkin in bare chested readiness for battle."
User avatar #7 - gtst (02/18/2013) [-]
From Road & Track November 2012
"This is a battle of the hardcore, turbocharged compromises."

It's a magazine, and I don't have a book nearby. Deal with it.
User avatar #6 - markthepoet (02/18/2013) [-]
from Artemis Fowl:
"Charming, she thought."
User avatar #14 - hindenburgh (02/18/2013) [-]
Pennsylvania Driver's Manual-
if you are going to break where other drivers may not expect it, quickly tap your break pedal three (3) or four (4) times.
User avatar #1 - asukalangley (02/18/2013) [-]
There's only one sentence in the second paragraph of page 43 in my book.
User avatar #2 to #1 - seniorfunny (02/18/2013) [-]
go with that then
User avatar #3 to #2 - asukalangley (02/18/2013) [-]
"Cinna," I whisper.
I guess that isn't a very active sex life.
User avatar #4 to #3 - seniorfunny (02/18/2013) [-]
At least its not mine
"Isn't it so"?
#92 - John Cena (02/19/2013) [-]
"i watched as her convulsions slowed to tremors and her tremors faded until she lay still." I'm ok with this.
User avatar #78 - snakes (02/18/2013) [-]
Dead bodies were brought out time and again. - Red Partisan
User avatar #66 - BerryLicious (02/18/2013) [-]
"Sit still, Mrs Dean!" I cried, "do sit still, another half hour!"
User avatar #67 to #66 - BerryLicious (02/18/2013) [-]
*Wuthering Heights.

What a **** book...
#52 - John Cena (02/18/2013) [-]
No text but a picture of Donkey Kong from 1981. Strange... (from "1001 Video Games you must play before you die")
+1
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User avatar #44 - gocacola (02/18/2013) [-]
"Drinking tea every afternoon"
User avatar #26 - dejax (02/18/2013) [-]
" Condylomata acuminata, are symptoms of a highly contagious sexually transmitted disease caused by some sub-types of human papillomavirus
omg one of my moms nursing books...you set me up to it...
#21 - John Cena (02/18/2013) [-]
Last page of chapter. Only one paragraph. No sex life for next 4 years.
User avatar #20 - extacygold (02/18/2013) [-]
From the complete idiots guide to learning spanish: They also come in handy for other uses, such as asking what time the bank opens.
User avatar #9 - yolvag (02/18/2013) [-]
Nor was there any doubt she referred to his abduction of her...
his wicked ways by samantha james.
#16 - admiraldrah (02/18/2013) [-]
Vlad drew a gun of his own, a Glock, and pointed it at the Belgian.

I'm not sure what to say about this.
#107 - John Cena (02/19/2013) [-]
it was hard to tell
#105 - John Cena (02/19/2013) [-]
"Stanley stood in the shower and let the cold water pour over his hot and sore body. It was four minutes of heaven.
#104 - shitfuck (02/19/2013) [-]
"There was a little bit of space toward the front and a handhold which would be useful one the gravity generated by the larger ship disappeared "

Sounds very kinky.
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