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Beating the Friend Zone

Ok, so with all the posts on friend zone, i thought that this oldie would be helpful
Not mine

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Submitted: 02/18/2013
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#5 - majbuzzkill (02/18/2013) [+] (3 replies)
#4 - alkonius (02/18/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Got to step 5 for about a year and a half and then she met someone else and got married. I think I did something wrong
#100 - arstya (02/18/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Or maybe just move on, and don't **** up the friendship you have.
#1 - romeodark (02/18/2013) [+] (11 replies)
have done it.... have worked......... didn't last tho but still had sex
have done it.... have worked......... didn't last tho but still had sex
#113 - anonymoose (02/18/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Are you ******* serious? This is essentially saying "Be a pussy then be a dick to her". If she doesn't like you, acting like a total ******* cunt and ignoring her will do **** all.

Be a nice guy and if she likes you then she'll say yes. If she doesn't, then too ******* bad. Move on, not every girl in the world will like you.

Mind games do **** all and that's why you all get friend zoned. You act like relationships are this trivia game where if you choose the right options then everything will work out all the time 100% of the time.
#150 - SenorButtPlug (02/19/2013) [+] (7 replies)
Yeah guys, if you're sick of her not seeing how nice of a guy you are, hold your friendship hostage until she sucks your dick.
#45 - texasbarbie (02/18/2013) [+] (10 replies)
>Show him your tits   
>implying tits are big   
What if the tits are Keira Neightley's size?   
Meaning FLAT??
>Show him your tits
>implying tits are big
What if the tits are Keira Neightley's size?
Meaning FLAT??
#35 - whycanticaps (02/18/2013) [+] (5 replies)
User avatar #78 - srskate (02/18/2013) [+] (1 reply)
For men:
1. make sure that you even lift
#54 - trojandetected (02/18/2013) [+] (1 reply)
**trojandetected rolled a random image posted in comment #2839222 at Item Collecting Game ** ******* idiots if she liked you, you would not be in friend-zone just because you are ugly or socially awkward does not make you a nice guy im not saying i am im just saying friend-zone is the polite way to be rejected if she said flat out no you think she is a slut facebook whore.
Dont embarrass yourself go for a girl who fells how you do for her.
There is always one but you are to blind to see.
#172 - respectmyauthority (02/19/2013) [+] (7 replies)
It's actually not that easy for women. I am hardcore friendzoned currently.   
   
He said I was like the sister he never had.   
   
damn.
It's actually not that easy for women. I am hardcore friendzoned currently.

He said I was like the sister he never had.

damn.
#183 to #172 - caesarslegion (02/19/2013) [-]
I bet you didn't even try to show him your tits.
User avatar #184 - pwoneill (02/19/2013) [+] (2 replies)
or she could just totally loose interest and then you wont have a friend or a gf.....ive done this...thrice.....its not fool proof.
User avatar #93 - richardastley (02/18/2013) [-]
"don't be a dick, if she calls, don't pick up, if she texts, don't reply"

What?
#174 - tacblack (02/19/2013) [+] (5 replies)
Ok hold the 						****					 up.   
   
If you basically tell her that you don't want to be best friends because you want a relationship, you're basically saying that you were only friends with her because you wanted to 						****					. Why else would you want to be in a relationship? This will fail with any girl that has some 						*******					 self confidence or any girl that has some 						*******					 sense.   
   
MFW when ensuing butthurt
Ok hold the **** up.

If you basically tell her that you don't want to be best friends because you want a relationship, you're basically saying that you were only friends with her because you wanted to **** . Why else would you want to be in a relationship? This will fail with any girl that has some ******* self confidence or any girl that has some ******* sense.

MFW when ensuing butthurt
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#154 to #152 - henryhg (02/19/2013) [-]
You must be used to the friendzone.
#127 - Visual (02/19/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Or, you know, having a friend who happens to be a girl isn't a bad thing? Just because guys are hard-wired to want sex more frequently than girls isn't an excuse to bone every girl you meet and have no friends.

I can have a close best female friend who is literally my best friend, I can talk about stupid "guy talk" to her and she understands and she talks about stupid "chick talk" to me and I understand.

Then we both go off and find other people to date because she isn't into me and I understand (and she already knows that I'm not actively looking for sex with her but if she wanted to, I would be fine and she doesn't mind that I think that)


TL;DR **** you, OP.
#94 - Twincredible (02/18/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Not being bad by saying this I'm just stating the truth most of the people are like

"ugh y am i in friendzone gurls onli go 4 dikheads ugh im guna go drink bleach nao"

Girls say they only want to be friends to be polite without blatantly saying you look like a ******* pig from Chernobyl. People are shallow.

The people complaing about being in the friendzone look like this
#23 - slipons (02/18/2013) [-]
**slipons rolled a random image posted in comment #144 at Friday After Work **

MFW I feel like I'm the only guy who doesn't wanna stick their dick in every female.
#12 - sonda **User deleted account** (02/18/2013) [+] (2 replies)
..So you should be a manipulative ******* twat? Congratulations! You're the exact same douchebag that you hate!

How about finding someone who likes you back. Jesus ******* Christ.
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